Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: taxi1990 on October 29, 2022, 09:59:58 pm
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Foe me it is Mayo hands down, lovely people who never give you trouble but I don't think I have ever got a tip from them, if its 9.80, that is all you are getting, not a hope they will round it off to 10. :-[
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French people. They're a hungry shower of cnuts, especially parisians.
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App customers.
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Spanish an Italians....cnuts ....
Northen irish cnuts ...." I've only sterlin auk eye "
Never got a tip off a nordy cnut only jip
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Spanish an Italians....cnuts ....
Northen irish cnuts ...." I've only sterlin auk eye "
Never got a tip off a nordy cnut only jip
just take the sterling, I do, then I spend it in the North when im up. if its 10 euro fare you usually get 10 sterling.
A northern Irish guy gave me 20 euro for a 7 euro fare one night, couldn't believe it, some of them are ok, another one gives me 30 for a 23 euro fare.
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The Chinese by far the tightest of tight wads out there,ever get Euro 30.10 worth of food off them in a takeaway and they wait for you to find the 10 cent.
If I have a job with one of them I apply the exact same thing.
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You are entitled to whats on the meter not a red cent more .Unless you go above and beyond in your service provision .I work Dublin 8,10,12 ,Lot of cash work would expect to get 10% overall on cash work in tips .I have noticed Yanks who use to cash tip now using the card do not tip at all .Might be something to do with having to put your hand out for the change seemed demeaning but on a card its impersonal its just numbers .
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i think we all agree that working class dubs are the most generous taxi patrons.
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i remember i was in my brother's kip one sunday sittin there with his pal who was smokin what i thought was a fancy cigar but it turned out to be dope and i was high as a kite from the smoke and i did'nt realise it. time to go home and i walked outside and jumped in a taxi and the fare was seven quid and i handed him 20 and i told him keep the change. he was all confused. why are ye giving me all that ye cunt he says. i did'nt want to give it to him but i was spaced out of it with a big smile on my face and forced it back at him. brutal it was.
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i think we all agree that working class dubs are the most generous taxi patrons.
I agree. Its funny though, when you get a working class Dub who doesn't tip, you think a lot less of them. Have only ever had about 2 of them, one was 8.60 or something like that, 8.60 was all he gave me, then he tried to keep me by talking shite, I would happily talk away to him only he didn't even round it off to 9 so I ended the conversation quickly.
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Italians are tight, as is anyone with student debt into their 40s and 50s, i.e D4 or D4 wannabes.
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crimbo last year i rolled up at a kip in portmarnock five in the morning.
some kinda party. irish fella late 40s and a latin american yoke.
she gets back out and goes back in. i left sumtin behind. probably a baggy a fuckin coke.
bout fifteen minutes chattin to the cunt in the car and she reappears and off we eventually go and i start the meter.
pull up outside a gaff in moatview in the dale. 18 euro.
i only ever pay 15. there ye go he says. if you hadda driven faster or sumtin it wudda been 15 or some shite.
thought he might be pullin my leg but the two of them get out. the tight cunt picked it up off her i'd say. i put the 15 in an envelope and posted it in their letter box the follyin day.
incidentally i hadda runner off the app in moatview last night from clanranald road in donnycarney. sara was the name or "sare-rid" with a d on the end as it's pronounced in parts of coolock. fuckin cunt came out of a house. for sara is it i says. yeah that's me bird pal. cunt legged it in to a field backin onta cara park. he was'nt a pikey though.
hadda a pikey aulwan from the priorswood inn bolt on me in foxhill later on that night as well.
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People with big fat arses can be very tight, when the try to get out the door?
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crimbo last year i rolled up at a kip in portmarnock five in the morning.
some kinda party. irish fella late 40s and a latin american yoke.
she gets back out and goes back in. i left sumtin behind. probably a baggy a fuckin coke.
bout fifteen minutes chattin to the cunt in the car and she reappears and off we eventually go and i start the meter.
pull up outside a gaff in moatview in the dale. 18 euro.
i only ever pay 15. there ye go he says. if you hadda driven faster or sumtin it wudda been 15 or some shite.
thought he might be pullin my leg but the two of them get out. the tight cunt picked it up off her i'd say. i put the 15 in an envelope and posted it in their letter box the follyin day.
incidentally i hadda runner off the app in moatview last night from clanranald road in donnycarney. sara was the name or "sare-rid" with a d on the end as it's pronounced in parts of coolock. fuckin cunt came out of a house. for sara is it i says. yeah that's me bird pal. cunt legged it in to a field backin onta cara park. he was'nt a pikey though.
hadda a pikey aulwan from the priorswood inn bolt on me in foxhill later on that night as well.
2 in one night has to be a record,people have no idea what goes on out there in the night work we do,all they see is money.
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. i put the 15 in an envelope and posted it in their letter box the follyin day.
What?
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Speaking of old students in their 40's, I carried this kind of guy a few years ago, collected at a mansion of a house (his parents holiday home) Rich people from Dublin with a holiday home in the west. He was a long haired lazy musician hippy type, into his conspiracy theories. fare was 25 euro, the useless ejit only had 20, said he would pay me the rest next time, never saw him since, hate them kind of people, like pay your debts you useless hippy. Funny how his parents can have a mansion as a holiday home and raised a son who cant even pay his taxi fare, they must be so proud.
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.... bout fifteen minutes chattin to the cunt in the car and she reappears and off we eventually go and i start the meter...
What ??
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. i put the 15 in an envelope and posted it in their letter box the follyin day.
miserable bastard. he needed it more than i did.
What?
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I dunno is this tight or not ? but I had a short FN hop over the jazz weekend Washington street to the South mall (less than 1km) in he sits, pissed/stoned as a coot telling me he is mixed race, Tipp and Malaysian, which seemed true by his complextion, the fare is 9.20 on FN account with bad traffic and he says; "Your robbing me and ya don't even have a gun !", and then he insists on tapping his card on the Sumup fer another 15 notes as a tip ??
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i don't do any of that jew stuff like startin the meter at the agreed pick up time. stuff happens. there's little delays sumtimes at crack dens or whatever. they call me postman pat around coolock. i'll pat ye down to see if ye have the dosh and if you start openin your gob at the end then you'll get it posted back through your letterbox like the fuckin deadbeat y'are. ye don't wanna see my creepin up your driveway at half five in the mornin by golly.
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crimbo last year i rolled up at a kip in portmarnock five in the morning.
some kinda party. irish fella late 40s and a latin american yoke.
she gets back out and goes back in. i left sumtin behind. probably a baggy a fuckin coke.
bout fifteen minutes chattin to the cunt in the car and she reappears and off we eventually go and i start the meter.
pull up outside a gaff in moatview in the dale. 18 euro.
i only ever pay 15. there ye go he says. if you hadda driven faster or sumtin it wudda been 15 or some shite.
thought he might be pullin my leg but the two of them get out. the tight cunt picked it up off her i'd say. i put the 15 in an envelope and posted it in their letter box the follyin day.
incidentally i hadda runner off the app in moatview last night from clanranald road in donnycarney. sara was the name or "sare-rid" with a d on the end as it's pronounced in parts of coolock. fuckin cunt came out of a house. for sara is it i says. yeah that's me bird pal. cunt legged it in to a field backin onta cara park. he was'nt a pikey though.
hadda a pikey aulwan from the priorswood inn bolt on me in foxhill later on that night as well.
2 in one night has to be a record,people have no idea what goes on out there in the night work we do,all they see is money.
it was actually two runners in the space of about 15 minutes. it was such a cracker of a night i did'nt bat an eyelid. sure you're driven a magnificent car. you're loaded the runners do shout back at me. can't argue with that.
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They will try it on with the next taxi driver so, no idea why you would do that Dr.
I remember another tight Mayo person, he was playing a gig in a pub, drop him and his girlfriend home, 14 euro I think. He says to the girlfriend, come on this man has other people to rob. The cheek of the dickhead. I wonder why Mayo people are so tight?
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had two nordie fellids last saturday. was reticent to start loadin the meter with extras in case they started openin their gickers. my hole was clenchin tighter and tighter as the meter kept spirallin and the fare ended at 25. i was expectin the yoke in the front to say we only ever pay 5 pound for short runs where we're from. yiz are'nt in forteventura now lads i was readyin to say but he gamme 30. they are'nt all bad just mosta them.
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They will try it on with the next taxi driver so, no idea why you would do that Dr.
I remember another tight Mayo person, he was playing a gig in a pub, drop him and his girlfriend home, 14 euro I think. He says to the girlfriend, come on this man has other people to rob. The cheek of the dickhead. I wonder why Mayo people are so tight?
i wudda laffed it off and then given it the postman pat treatment.
€14 in an envelope through the letterbox. i've been known to give deadbeats free lifts if they start openin their mouths about the fare. they start the whinin and the huffin and puffin and they act like they're doin you a huge favour my payin the fare that you're entitled to. so i beat them to the punch and tell them to keep it. 99% of people are A1 as you know so it always catches ye off guard when ye have a beaut onboard.
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They will try it on with the next taxi driver so, no idea why you would do that Dr.
I remember another tight Mayo person, he was playing a gig in a pub, drop him and his girlfriend home, 14 euro I think. He says to the girlfriend, come on this man has other people to rob. The cheek of the dickhead. I wonder why Mayo people are so tight?
i wudda laffed it off and then given it the postman pat treatment.
€14 in an envelope through the letterbox. i've been known to give deadbeats free lifts if they start openin their mouths about the fare. they start the whinin and the huffin and puffin and they act like they're doin you a huge favour my payin the fare that you're entitled to. so i beat them to the punch and tell them to keep it. 99% of people are A1 as you know so it always catches ye off guard when ye have a beaut onboard.
I laughed it off but didn't give the money back. im sure he did the gig for free.
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They will try it on with the next taxi driver so, no idea why you would do that Dr.
I remember another tight Mayo person, he was playing a gig in a pub, drop him and his girlfriend home, 14 euro I think. He says to the girlfriend, come on this man has other people to rob. The cheek of the dickhead. I wonder why Mayo people are so tight?
Wrap a brick in a fiver and post it through his living room window...two weeks later.
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Madder
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they call me postman pat around coolock.
I thought it would be more like Pat Mustard....oh maybe that's just around Darndale!! lol
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They will try it on with the next taxi driver so, no idea why you would do that Dr.
I remember another tight Mayo person, he was playing a gig in a pub, drop him and his girlfriend home, 14 euro I think. He says to the girlfriend, come on this man has other people to rob. The cheek of the dickhead. I wonder why Mayo people are so tight?
Wrap a brick in a fiver and post it through his living room window...two weeks later.
They were staying in a b&b. ::)
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They will try it on with the next taxi driver so, no idea why you would do that Dr.
I remember another tight Mayo person, he was playing a gig in a pub, drop him and his girlfriend home, 14 euro I think. He says to the girlfriend, come on this man has other people to rob. The cheek of the dickhead. I wonder why Mayo people are so tight?
Wrap a brick in a fiver and post it through his living room window...two weeks later.
They were staying in a b&b. ::)
Sorry 1990, I was talking to the Capuchin Cabbie, or DR.MGB. The charity Corolla. 8)
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They will try it on with the next taxi driver so, no idea why you would do that Dr.
I remember another tight Mayo person, he was playing a gig in a pub, drop him and his girlfriend home, 14 euro I think. He says to the girlfriend, come on this man has other people to rob. The cheek of the dickhead. I wonder why Mayo people are so tight?
Wrap a brick in a fiver and post it through his living room window...two weeks later.
They were staying in a b&b. ::)
Sorry 1990, I was talking to the Capuchin Cabbie, or DR.MGB. The charity Corolla. 8)
ok :)