Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: Cool Boola on November 16, 2022, 11:16:10 pm
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I entered 10 puns in a pun competition in a magazine hoping to get one of them in the top 3,no pun in ten did.
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rofl rofl rofl lol
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I entered 10 puns in a pun competition in a magazine hoping to get one of them in the top 3,no pun in ten did.
Nice one. 8)
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Rome wasn't built in A.D.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
poor cnut ?
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There is no end to your talents Octy.! rofl
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Why does Santa have a big sack……….He only comes once a year rofl rofl ::fds
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
poor cnut ?
Ground beef! 8)
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
poor cnut ?
Ground beef! 8)
A lawn moower ?? ???
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
poor cnut ?
Ground beef! 8)
A lawn moower ?? ???
Low flat milk? 8)
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
poor cnut ?
Ground beef! 8)
CORRECT
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.
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What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
What did one traffic light say to the other? Stop looking at me, I'm changing!
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper!
Why do French people eat snails? They don't like fast food!
What's red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator!
I invented a new word today: Plagiarism.
What is sticky and brown? A stick!
How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!
Rest in peace boiling water. You will be mist!
How do you throw a space party? You planet!
Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I'm still working on that one.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I hate Russian dolls… they're so full of themselves!
Talk is cheap? Have you ever talked to a lawyer?
Why did the gym close down? It just didn't work out!
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw!
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
You can only get spoiled milk from a pampered cow.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!
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Terrible jokes