Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on February 07, 2023, 05:43:47 pm
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A phoney taxi: A criminal who drives a car comically masquarading as a taxi with no tax and insurance with a young female accomplice who honeytraps buckled young men looking for a lift home for the purposes of robbing their phone along the way before being dumped on the side of the road under the guise of being told they live there.
"I was in a taxi one night and I woke up the next morning with five hundred euro missing from my AIB account and somebody ran up a four hundred euro phone bill to Kiev in Ukraine."
- Mercy flower. A real taxi driver wudda asked ye where you were goin and driven off. Didje not hav an inklin it was a phoney job?
"I did yeah but I made sure to stick it down the frunnta me canada geese in case the car was pulled over and I was searched. Like in The Sting when Robert Redford tells your man they were scammin to stick the dosh down the frunnta his bags. They're ain't a tough guy in the wurdild that'll search ye down there."
- Oh yeah is that the one where he's a rich bogey and he wantsa bend over Woody Harrelson's mot.
"No that's Indaycent Proposal. The Sting is about all the gangsters durin the probishin in america.
-Oh yeah. So what happenned witcher phone.
"The yungwan asked me that she was anti drugs and was out on bail and that she hadta frisk me. You can frisk away luv i told her. I wuddint have an iota about balloon, flake, cali, molly or da hoover. She asked me to turn me socks inside out and sumtin fell owa my pocket and i quickly purrit back tellin her it was my house key i lost earlier.
- Did she find antin?
"Nah. She said there's an awful bang off ye. Putch yer socks back on. Ye took the words owa me mouth luv i told her. They could call us Bang Bang the two of us and we could clear a bus when we goronnit. Den yur man pulled over and I was told to sit updafrunntada the car. I thought he mirra been a nice gay aulfla who wanted a birra company. He kept askin me if I was a bender like your man Dirty Michael does be sayin to ye out in Raheny."
- Maybe it was him. I heard he hazza few plates on the road.
"Fuck me maybe it was. I was offered a suppa coke by your woman and I blacked out and when I woke up me phone had been cut owa my jeans and the hole stuffed with gauze like ye find in a taxi safety kit. It mirra even beena real taxi driver that dunnit the guards said."
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