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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: Rat Catcher on February 11, 2023, 02:45:37 pm

Title: Crowne Plaza, Santry
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 11, 2023, 02:45:37 pm
Back operating as an hotel. Handy place for a piss of an evening. I have been using The Goblet in Artane as the jacks is right at the car park door so you don't have to navigate through a crowded bar/lounge. While I'm most grateful to the McGoverns (assuming they still own it) for the use of their facilities, said facilities aren't a patch on the excellent standards maintained by the Crowne Plaza.
Title: Re: Crowne Plaza, Santry
Post by: Cool Boola on February 12, 2023, 01:27:51 am
I was wondering why there was a awful smell of piss in all them North Side pubs ?
Title: Re: Crowne Plaza, Santry
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2023, 12:33:40 pm
Try going to the smoking areas... you'd get high on the bang of cannabis!
Title: Re: Crowne Plaza, Santry
Post by: John m on February 12, 2023, 05:35:19 pm
When Big Dommo was shacking up with a bird from the flats years ago he rented a room in a tenement and his toilet arrangement was .a plastic bag he would shit in it then throw it out the window over the factory wall behind his gaff .A bag of shit disposed of in this way was called a Tenement Pigeon .I carry a plastic bag and jacks roll .Sort on Taxi on Suit .
Title: Re: Crowne Plaza, Santry
Post by: Taxi driver42 on February 12, 2023, 06:22:48 pm
What's wrong with up against a wall
Title: Re: Crowne Plaza, Santry
Post by: John m on February 12, 2023, 09:18:58 pm
What's wrong with up against a wall

FOR A SHIT .
Title: Re: Crowne Plaza, Santry
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 13, 2023, 02:52:31 pm
What's wrong with up against a wall

Lacks central heating, soap, hot water, etc.... I'm sure your mammy told you to wash your hands after touching your penis... your hands that have been interacting with a screen containing more germs than a shit and handling heavily diseased banknotes after touching your penis which has been inside clean underpants since you washed!