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Title: Happiest day of your life ?
Post by: Belker on July 25, 2023, 08:55:41 am
.... why I'm delighted to be alive ...or the best joke yu ever heard ...or the best shag outdoors ya ever had ...or the happiest day of yur life ? ....yea that's a good one ....

Wat was the happiest day of yur life ?
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Post by: John m on July 25, 2023, 09:45:48 am
Wednesday .
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Post by: Octavia1 on July 25, 2023, 10:37:56 am
Wednesday .

?
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Post by: Octavia1 on July 25, 2023, 10:41:57 am
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....in fact all of the shittiest days in me life turned out to be the best ones ....
Ther always seems to me anyway ...an incredible upside to disasters....except maybe a terminally ill diagnosis .... oops
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Post by: John m on July 25, 2023, 03:10:51 pm
Wednesday .

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Yes OCCi it was a Wednesday Billy Brophy emigrated to Dudley in England .We were at a birthday party in the gaffs near the flats and I fancied Bridie  Foley and was going to ask her did she want to go to the Pictures to see Carrie but Billy Brophy shifted her at the party and got her out into the shed .You remember the old coal sheds that nobody ever kept coal in .Well it was pitch dark and Billy and Bridie went into the shed and Billy dropped his bags hoping for a Blow job but he was surprised when Bridie started to lick his hole .The oulones whos gaff the party was in opened the shed door and caught Billy bare arsed getting his hole licked by Sindy her Border Collie Cross mongrel .Billy got terrible embarressed and ran home packed his bag and emigrated to Dudley in the West Midlands where his Sister lived .I was delighted when he left as that meant I could ask Bridie to the Pictures .It was on a Wednesday .I did ask Bridie to the pictures and she said no .
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Post by: Octavia1 on July 25, 2023, 05:04:35 pm
Wednesday .

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Yes OCCi it was a Wednesday Billy Brophy emigrated to Dudley in England .We were at a birthday party in the gaffs near the flats and I fancied Bridie  Foley and was going to ask her did she want to go to the Pictures to see Carrie but Billy Brophy shifted her at the party and got her out into the shed .You remember the old coal sheds that nobody ever kept coal in .Well it was pitch dark and Billy and Bridie went into the shed and Billy dropped his bags hoping for a Blow job but he was surprised when Bridie started to lick his hole .The oulones whos gaff the party was in opened the shed door and caught Billy bare arsed getting his hole licked by Sindy her Border Collie Cross mongrel .Billy got terrible embarressed and ran home packed his bag and emigrated to Dudley in the West Midlands where his Sister lived .I was delighted when he left as that meant I could ask Bridie to the Pictures .It was on a Wednesday .I did ask Bridie to the pictures and she said no .

 rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Post by: watty on July 25, 2023, 05:36:30 pm
Yes OCCi it was a Wednesday Billy Brophy emigrated to Dudley in England .We were at a birthday party in the gaffs near the flats and I fancied Bridie  Foley and was going to ask her did she want to go to the Pictures to see Carrie but Billy Brophy shifted her at the party and got her out into the shed .You remember the old coal sheds that nobody ever kept coal in .Well it was pitch dark and Billy and Bridie went into the shed and Billy dropped his bags hoping for a Blow job but he was surprised when Bridie started to lick his hole .The oulones whos gaff the party was in opened the shed door and caught Billy bare arsed getting his hole licked by Sindy her Border Collie Cross mongrel .Billy got terrible embarressed and ran home packed his bag and emigrated to Dudley in the West Midlands where his Sister lived .I was delighted when he left as that meant I could ask Bridie to the Pictures .It was on a Wednesday .I did ask Bridie to the pictures and she said no .

Did you ask the bitch (Sindy) for a date after Bridie said no?
Title: Re: Happiest day of your life ?
Post by: Horse on July 25, 2023, 05:50:46 pm
The happiest day of my life was when I finished that poxy mortgage.  It means I can pretty much lie around for most of the week doing fook all. It's great.
Title: Re: Happiest day of your life ?
Post by: Tony on July 25, 2023, 06:01:46 pm
Best day of my life was when I told halo to stick their app up their hole when they put the commission up from 10% to whatever, I can't remember cos it's gone up a few times since.... I think
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Post by: Horse on July 25, 2023, 06:05:25 pm
Jasus I forgot all about that one Tone.  The second happiest day of my life was when I told fn to stick their poxy, robbing fcuking app up their Swiss roll.
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Post by: Octavia1 on July 25, 2023, 06:11:32 pm
Ah jaysus ....can yous not take antin seriously...........Ken is rite about yuos   mongs
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Post by: Octavia1 on July 25, 2023, 06:12:49 pm
The best day in me ma,s life was wen I was born .... ::sleep
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Post by: silverbullet on July 25, 2023, 07:32:58 pm
.... why I'm delighted to be alive ...or the best joke yu ever heard ...or the best shag outdoors ya ever had ...or the happiest day of yur life ? ....yea that's a good one ....

Wat was the happiest day of yur life ?
April the 25th:
https://www.facebook.com/100069222802178/videos/ah-tis-the-perfect-date-april25th/293794914855843/ (https://www.facebook.com/100069222802178/videos/ah-tis-the-perfect-date-april25th/293794914855843/) 8)
Title: Re: Happiest day of your life ?
Post by: Belker on July 26, 2023, 09:04:50 am
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe .... ...
+ 1.
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Post by: John m on July 26, 2023, 09:36:32 am
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....in fact all of the shittiest days in me life turned out to be the best ones ....


Her with the Gaff Keys and maintenance payments and you like a schoolkid with your suitcase full of stuff starting out on a new adventure like the first day at school with Joy in your heart .You make it sound SoSo Lovely .
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Post by: Belker on July 26, 2023, 09:47:16 am
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....in fact all of the shittiest days in me life turned out to be the best ones ....


Her with the Gaff Keys and maintenance payments and you like a schoolkid with your suitcase full of stuff starting out on a new adventure like the first day at school with Joy in your heart .You make it sound SoSo Lovely .
Did Octy get a "suitcase full of stuff" ? The Lucky B@stard !
I was left with the clothes I was standing in !!
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Post by: John m on July 26, 2023, 09:51:50 am
OCCI do you know what else happened on a Wednesday .Do you remember me telling you about Bridie Foley who wouldnt go to the Pictures with me but went to the shed with that other bollox .Well she was going out with Frankie Bolger from the other flats that were not near the flats near the Church or Chipper and they were going to get engaged on Saturday when Frankie got paid out of Jonny Kennedys factory .But he didnt go into work on Wednesday because it was sunny and they went to town .Bridie got a Bridie loves Frankie tattoo in Johnny Eagles on Capel Street and it cost £3 she asked Frankie to pay half and he told her to fuck off it looked stupit his name was Francis not Frankie anyway they had a big falling out the engagement was off and she had the Tattoo .I remember it was a Wednesday because I had collected me Labour and was going to the pictures that afternoon with some bird from town I cant remember her name she wouldnt let me squeeze her diddy so I went for a piss and went back to a different seat to watch the film I wasent going to waste any more of me Labour money buying he an Icecream .Now imagine if i got a bit of tit and married her and we had a gaff and she threw me out it could of cost me Gaff Keys and Maintenance but it didnt it only cost me 60p fo a cinema ticket and on the up side I got to see the picture .
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Post by: John m on July 26, 2023, 09:57:14 am
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....in fact all of the shittiest days in me life turned out to be the best ones ....


Her with the Gaff Keys and maintenance payments and you like a schoolkid with your suitcase full of stuff starting out on a new adventure like the first day at school with Joy in your heart .You make it sound SoSo Lovely .
Did Octy get a "suitcase full of stuff" ? The Lucky B@stard !
I was left with the clothes I was standing in !!

Alas Kenneth I was using poetic license .It was a suitcase full of broken dreams and bills and sorrows and woes .On the Bright Side OCCI said it was the happiest day of his life .
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Post by: Belker on July 26, 2023, 10:10:49 am
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....in fact all of the shittiest days in me life turned out to be the best ones ....


Her with the Gaff Keys and maintenance payments and you like a schoolkid with your suitcase full of stuff starting out on a new adventure like the first day at school with Joy in your heart .You make it sound SoSo Lovely .
Did Octy get a "suitcase full of stuff" ? The Lucky B@stard !
I was left with the clothes I was standing in !!

Alas Kenneth I was using poetic license .It was a suitcase full of broken dreams and bills and sorrows and woes .On the Bright Side OCCI said it was the happiest day of his life .
I know, I agreed with him, after all the broken dreams and sorrows, in hindsight that too was the best day of my life.
I wouldn't wish that day on me worst enemy, but at least myself and Octy came out the other side and still both very sane !!
 lol   rofl
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Post by: Belker on July 26, 2023, 10:17:12 am
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....

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Post by: Cool Boola on July 26, 2023, 11:27:41 am
That looks like Hobby Horses shite?



My happiest is getting on the pigs back……   ……..so far?
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Title: Re: Happiest day of your life ?
Post by: silverbullet on July 26, 2023, 03:49:39 pm
The Octy Grab:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSWBuZws30g (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSWBuZws30g) 8)
Title: Re: Happiest day of your life ?
Post by: silverbullet on July 26, 2023, 03:54:54 pm
The Octy Grab:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSWBuZws30g[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSWBuZws30g[/url]) 8)


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Post by: Octavia1 on July 26, 2023, 06:59:44 pm
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....in fact all of the shittiest days in me life turned out to be the best ones ....


Her with the Gaff Keys and maintenance payments and you like a schoolkid with your suitcase full of stuff starting out on a new adventure like the first day at school with Joy in your heart .You make it sound SoSo Lovely .

Sumtimes ya gotta break eggs to make an omelette......Johnny
Here's a theory I'm goin put before the mensa club
At the next bord  meetin ::sleep meetin ......
Yu learn 100 times more off the cnuts ya meet in yur life .....than yu do off the nice apes ....in fact nice apes are bad for ya ..its the ying yang paradox I calls it ........
Tink about it ....
Title: Re: Happiest day of your life ?
Post by: John m on July 26, 2023, 07:03:24 pm
I left school when I was 12 before they could educate the intelligence out of me .Returned to adult education where everybody learned the exact same thing so they could be graded and scored on how well they remembered what they were taught which other people had discovered .
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Post by: Octavia1 on July 26, 2023, 07:21:59 pm
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"I left school when I was 12 before they could educate the intelligence out of me "

That's the most profound statement on here I've ever read .....its fuking brilliant
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Post by: Octavia1 on July 26, 2023, 07:28:20 pm
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....in fact all of the shittiest days in me life turned out to be the best ones ....


Her with the Gaff Keys and maintenance payments and you like a schoolkid with your suitcase full of stuff starting out on a new adventure like the first day at school with Joy in your heart .You make it sound SoSo Lovely .
Did Octy get a "suitcase full of stuff" ? The Lucky B@stard !
I was left with the clothes I was standing in !!

Same Ken....but jus saying...sometimes in yur darkest hour your heart an soul is forged....
Sumtimes now wen the shite hits the fan ....I look for the upside or the opportunity or the hidden gem ...

..all the  moments o shite that happens  in yur life    are  the manure for your roses .....

Emmmm...... well ........ehhh ....I'm not bleedin hemingway or ghandi ..emmm ...but I tink ya know waylt I'm tryin say  oops

 ::sleep
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Post by: Octavia1 on July 26, 2023, 07:29:50 pm
 I'm probly due a nap....zzzz



 ::sleep

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Post by: John m on July 26, 2023, 07:33:19 pm
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"I left school when I was 12 before they could educate the intelligence out of me "

That's the most profound statement on here I've ever read .....its fuking brilliant

Its also true I was assaulted with a lump of timber by a state registered teacher because I didnt know the answer to an Irish Question .So I thought if he has to beat the answer into me then he hasent got the education to teach me anything so I went on the Mitch for two years .Spent my schooldays in the National Gallery and the Museum .or the National Library .
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Post by: silverbullet on July 26, 2023, 08:11:42 pm
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"I left school when I was 12 before they could educate the intelligence out of me "

That's the most profound statement on here I've ever read .....its fuking brilliant

Its also true I was assaulted with a lump of timber by a state registered teacher because I didnt know the answer to an Irish Question .So I thought if he has to beat the answer into me then he hasent got the education to teach me anything so I went on the Mitch for two years .Spent my schooldays in the National Gallery and the Museum .or the National Library .
Did you go to Armagh Road?
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Post by: John m on July 26, 2023, 08:18:32 pm
No Jamses Street CBS then Ballyfermot tech for a month then Emmett Road for two weeks . Here OCCi give this a read .I sent this into Sunday miscellany on RTE radio in 2914 .....

THE STICK CONUNDRUM .
Young Domminick Hoolihan stood in the parlour of his family home surrounded by his aunts and uncles .His mother was the vice principal of the local girls school and his father taught in the boys school with his elder brother in the next town .
A dozen large bottles of Guinness and a round of neatly cut sandwiches were placed on the sideboard and a bottle of port for the girls was produced from the kitchen .
Then the barter of beastly behaviour began .”Well Son you will be starting out at the teaching tomorrow and your going to need a stick .You need to decide if the stick is for pointing or putting the fear of god into them and demanding discipline. There is a selection beyond in the shed ill go and get them “.Domminicks father left the room to locate the bundle .
“ I prefer a good piece of Bamboo Caine “Dominics mother opines “It gives a grand swishing sound as you strike the air and gets their attention and it can give a right good stinging slap when you need to .I can tell you if I give you one or two of them across the tip of the fingers or the Palm of the hand you will stop doing whatever you were doing and sit up and pay attention”.
Uncle Frank who was a lay teacher with the Christian Brothers preferred a wooden dowel that he retrieved from the back of an old chair he had removed all four dowels and committed three of them to stock for further use.
The throaty roar from Mr Hoolihan expelling air like a Heralds Trumpet announced that there were great words of wisdom on the way.Tony insisted on being referred to as Mr Hoolihan in public to denote his status as a teacher .He once derided a past pupil who was running for the local council for addressing him by his first name at a husting . “You cannot beat the leather strap ,those Christian Brothers gave a fair bit of work to design that yoke .I knew a fella from Naas who had a brother who worked in a saddle makers and he was getting five bob each from the brothers for a good strap and they were only made up of scrap leather .I asked him to manufacture one for me but he said he thought that the Brothers owned the design so he couldn’t .
Domminics father returned from the shed with a bundle of assorted sticks rolled up in an old flower sack tied in three places with strong twine to keep the sticks dry and tightly bound together to stop them bending ,untying the twine he cast the sticks onto the dining room table and with a loud command instructed the lad to “Choose your weapon “The gathering selected sticks from the bundle and began to road test them by swishing through the air and striking the tip off the back of the Parlour door to hear how well it would resonate before they would advise on the most suitable educational aid .
Domminick fortified himself by tilting his glass and pouring in the last of his bottle of Guinness and drinking it back in one announcing .”I wont be wanting a stick .I don’t believe in corporal punishment “ How are you going to control that lot without a stick “asked his mother with total shock and a touch of maternal concern for her child impending .Uncle Tony grunted “Its lads like yourself with Hippy ideas that are going to ruin this job .How is a man advanced in years to defend himself in a class of thirty or forty without a stick “
“Do you ever stop to listen to yourself Tony ?asked Domminick . You are a Primary school Teacher the Children are no older than twelve and you present yourself daily in front of a class as an armed man .Not one teacher in the Teacher Training College needed a stick to encourage us to learn “. “I have heard your sort before in the teachers staff rooms all idealistic and new wave but after a fortnight you will see the light so pick your Provisional stick while we are all here to offer wise council” grunted an exasperated uncle Tony .
Dominick declined the offer .Dominick retired from teaching this year with over forty years service and never once struck a child .
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Post by: silverbullet on July 26, 2023, 08:26:04 pm
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"I left school when I was 12 before they could educate the intelligence out of me "

That's the most profound statement on here I've ever read .....its fuking brilliant
It's called paraphrasing.

"I was born intelligent but education ruined me."?

Answer from ChatGPT:

This quote is often attributed to Mark Twain, but there is no evidence that he ever said it. It is often used to express the frustration people feel about the way education is structured, and how it can stifle creativity and critical thinking. Some people argue that the quote is a commentary on the traditional, rote-based approach to education, which can discourage curiosity and independent thinking. Others argue that the quote is a criticism of the way education can make people conform to societal expectations and lose their individuality. Others believe that the quote is a reflection of the individual's personal experiences with education and should not be generalized. Overall, the quote is open to interpretation and can be seen as a criticism of the education system or an individual's personal experience.



The quote "I was born intelligent but education ruined me" is often interpreted as a criticism of the education system, suggesting that education can sometimes restrict creativity and original thinking. Some people believe that traditional education systems focus too heavily on memorization and rote learning, rather than encouraging students to think critically and creatively. This approach can be particularly frustrating for students who feel that their natural intelligence and curiosity are being stifled by the education system.

On the other hand, some people argue that the quote is more a reflection of the individual's personal experience with education. For some individuals, the education system may not have been a good fit, or they may have had negative experiences with teachers or classmates that impacted their learning. In these cases, the frustration and disappointment expressed in the quote may be more about their personal experience than a critique of the education system as a whole.

It's worth noting that the quote is often attributed to Mark Twain, but there is no evidence that he actually said it. Nonetheless, the sentiment expressed in the quote has resonated with many people, and it continues to be used as a way to express frustration with the education system or individual experiences with education.




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Title: Re: Happiest day of your life ?
Post by: Octavia1 on July 26, 2023, 08:27:21 pm
The Octy Grab:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSWBuZws30g[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSWBuZws30g[/url]) 8)


([url]https://i.postimg.cc/hPw0Sfgy/the-jerk-1979-movie-poster.webp[/url]) ([url]https://postimages.org/[/url])


If ide  baut 100 quids worth of   bitcoin the day I emmmm... " left the gaff" ....it be worth €5,000,000 today  oops
....
Title: Re: Happiest day of your life ?
Post by: silverbullet on July 26, 2023, 08:32:25 pm
The Octy Grab:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSWBuZws30g[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSWBuZws30g[/url]) 8)


([url]https://i.postimg.cc/hPw0Sfgy/the-jerk-1979-movie-poster.webp[/url]) ([url]https://postimages.org/[/url])


If ide  baut 100 quids worth of   bitcoin the day I emmmm... " left the gaff" ....it be worth €5,000,000 today  oops
....


(https://i.postimg.cc/BnsQwp93/optigrab.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Happiest day of your life ?
Post by: Octavia1 on July 26, 2023, 08:44:13 pm
No Jamses Street CBS then Ballyfermot tech for a month then Emmett Road for two weeks . Here OCCi give this a read .I sent this into Sunday miscellany on RTE radio in 2914 .....

THE STICK CONUNDRUM .
Young Domminick Hoolihan stood in the parlour of his family home surrounded by his aunts and uncles .His mother was the vice principal of the local girls school and his father taught in the boys school with his elder brother in the next town .
A dozen large bottles of Guinness and a round of neatly cut sandwiches were placed on the sideboard and a bottle of port for the girls was produced from the kitchen .
Then the barter of beastly behaviour began .”Well Son you will be starting out at the teaching tomorrow and your going to need a stick .You need to decide if the stick is for pointing or putting the fear of god into them and demanding discipline. There is a selection beyond in the shed ill go and get them “.Domminicks father left the room to locate the bundle .
“ I prefer a good piece of Bamboo Caine “Dominics mother opines “It gives a grand swishing sound as you strike the air and gets their attention and it can give a right good stinging slap when you need to .I can tell you if I give you one or two of them across the tip of the fingers or the Palm of the hand you will stop doing whatever you were doing and sit up and pay attention”.
Uncle Frank who was a lay teacher with the Christian Brothers preferred a wooden dowel that he retrieved from the back of an old chair he had removed all four dowels and committed three of them to stock for further use.
The throaty roar from Mr Hoolihan expelling air like a Heralds Trumpet announced that there were great words of wisdom on the way.Tony insisted on being referred to as Mr Hoolihan in public to denote his status as a teacher .He once derided a past pupil who was running for the local council for addressing him by his first name at a husting . “You cannot beat the leather strap ,those Christian Brothers gave a fair bit of work to design that yoke .I knew a fella from Naas who had a brother who worked in a saddle makers and he was getting five bob each from the brothers for a good strap and they were only made up of scrap leather .I asked him to manufacture one for me but he said he thought that the Brothers owned the design so he couldn’t .
Domminics father returned from the shed with a bundle of assorted sticks rolled up in an old flower sack tied in three places with strong twine to keep the sticks dry and tightly bound together to stop them bending ,untying the twine he cast the sticks onto the dining room table and with a loud command instructed the lad to “Choose your weapon “The gathering selected sticks from the bundle and began to road test them by swishing through the air and striking the tip off the back of the Parlour door to hear how well it would resonate before they would advise on the most suitable educational aid .
Domminick fortified himself by tilting his glass and pouring in the last of his bottle of Guinness and drinking it back in one announcing .”I wont be wanting a stick .I don’t believe in corporal punishment “ How are you going to control that lot without a stick “asked his mother with total shock and a touch of maternal concern for her child impending .Uncle Tony grunted “Its lads like yourself with Hippy ideas that are going to ruin this job .How is a man advanced in years to defend himself in a class of thirty or forty without a stick “
“Do you ever stop to listen to yourself Tony ?asked Domminick . You are a Primary school Teacher the Children are no older than twelve and you present yourself daily in front of a class as an armed man .Not one teacher in the Teacher Training College needed a stick to encourage us to learn “. “I have heard your sort before in the teachers staff rooms all idealistic and new wave but after a fortnight you will see the light so pick your Provisional stick while we are all here to offer wise council” grunted an exasperated uncle Tony .
Dominick declined the offer .Dominick retired from teaching this year with over forty years service and never once struck a child .

I remember wen brother murry got the "plastic" leather ...that fuking ting hurt ....the cunt used to lift off the ground wen he hit ya ......i swear to god  i can still remember wondering how he levitated...  i taut he was a magician....the sheer force he used heed be jailed nowadays  ..I wanted to cry ... but the lads told  ya not to cry ....heel enjoy it more they said ...
I picked up a woman few months ago near the school ...an she started sayin ....that cunt murry was an evil bastard ...playing with the kids he was ...a bleedin pedo ....tink i had a lucky escape only gettin the leather ....
Joeboy O'connor tried to get the trousers off me in artane
I did escape ...can't remember how but he wasny puttin his hands near me ...said he wanted to dry me trousers for me an put newspaper down me trousers ....dirty bastard  was irelands jimi Saville
Title: Re: Happiest day of your life ?
Post by: silverbullet on July 26, 2023, 11:23:04 pm
No Jamses Street CBS then Ballyfermot tech for a month then Emmett Road for two weeks . Here OCCi give this a read .I sent this into Sunday miscellany on RTE radio in 2914 .....

THE STICK CONUNDRUM .
Young Domminick Hoolihan stood in the parlour of his family home surrounded by his aunts and uncles .His mother was the vice principal of the local girls school and his father taught in the boys school with his elder brother in the next town .
A dozen large bottles of Guinness and a round of neatly cut sandwiches were placed on the sideboard and a bottle of port for the girls was produced from the kitchen .
Then the barter of beastly behaviour began .”Well Son you will be starting out at the teaching tomorrow and your going to need a stick .You need to decide if the stick is for pointing or putting the fear of god into them and demanding discipline. There is a selection beyond in the shed ill go and get them “.Domminicks father left the room to locate the bundle .
“ I prefer a good piece of Bamboo Caine “Dominics mother opines “It gives a grand swishing sound as you strike the air and gets their attention and it can give a right good stinging slap when you need to .I can tell you if I give you one or two of them across the tip of the fingers or the Palm of the hand you will stop doing whatever you were doing and sit up and pay attention”.
Uncle Frank who was a lay teacher with the Christian Brothers preferred a wooden dowel that he retrieved from the back of an old chair he had removed all four dowels and committed three of them to stock for further use.
The throaty roar from Mr Hoolihan expelling air like a Heralds Trumpet announced that there were great words of wisdom on the way.Tony insisted on being referred to as Mr Hoolihan in public to denote his status as a teacher .He once derided a past pupil who was running for the local council for addressing him by his first name at a husting . “You cannot beat the leather strap ,those Christian Brothers gave a fair bit of work to design that yoke .I knew a fella from Naas who had a brother who worked in a saddle makers and he was getting five bob each from the brothers for a good strap and they were only made up of scrap leather .I asked him to manufacture one for me but he said he thought that the Brothers owned the design so he couldn’t .
Domminics father returned from the shed with a bundle of assorted sticks rolled up in an old flower sack tied in three places with strong twine to keep the sticks dry and tightly bound together to stop them bending ,untying the twine he cast the sticks onto the dining room table and with a loud command instructed the lad to “Choose your weapon “The gathering selected sticks from the bundle and began to road test them by swishing through the air and striking the tip off the back of the Parlour door to hear how well it would resonate before they would advise on the most suitable educational aid .
Domminick fortified himself by tilting his glass and pouring in the last of his bottle of Guinness and drinking it back in one announcing .”I wont be wanting a stick .I don’t believe in corporal punishment “ How are you going to control that lot without a stick “asked his mother with total shock and a touch of maternal concern for her child impending .Uncle Tony grunted “Its lads like yourself with Hippy ideas that are going to ruin this job .How is a man advanced in years to defend himself in a class of thirty or forty without a stick “
“Do you ever stop to listen to yourself Tony ?asked Domminick . You are a Primary school Teacher the Children are no older than twelve and you present yourself daily in front of a class as an armed man .Not one teacher in the Teacher Training College needed a stick to encourage us to learn “. “I have heard your sort before in the teachers staff rooms all idealistic and new wave but after a fortnight you will see the light so pick your Provisional stick while we are all here to offer wise council” grunted an exasperated uncle Tony .
Dominick declined the offer .Dominick retired from teaching this year with over forty years service and never once struck a child .

I remember wen brother murry got the "plastic" leather ...that fuking ting hurt ....the cunt used to lift off the ground wen he hit ya ......i swear to god  i can still remember wondering how he levitated...  i taut he was a magician....the sheer force he used heed be jailed nowadays  ..I wanted to cry ... but the lads told  ya not to cry ....heel enjoy it more they said ...
I picked up a woman few months ago near the school ...an she started sayin ....that cunt murry was an evil bastard ...playing with the kids he was ...a bleedin pedo ....tink i had a lucky escape only gettin the leather ....
Joeboy O'connor tried to get the trousers off me in artane
I did escape ...can't remember how but he wasny puttin his hands near me ...said he wanted to dry me trousers for me an put newspaper down me trousers ....dirty bastard  was irelands jimi Saville
A convicted sex offender,s gaff has been spray painted with graffiti and later set alight on Larkhill Road, in Larkhill.
One of the attackers spray painted "FAGGET"  amongst other things on his wall. Spraying PAEDOPHILE would have pushed him beyond his comfort zone!! 8)