.... why I'm delighted to be alive ...or the best joke yu ever heard ...or the best shag outdoors ya ever had ...or the happiest day of yur life ? ....yea that's a good one ....
Wat was the happiest day of yur life ?
Wednesday .
Wednesday .
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Wednesday .
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Yes OCCi it was a Wednesday Billy Brophy emigrated to Dudley in England .We were at a birthday party in the gaffs near the flats and I fancied Bridie Foley and was going to ask her did she want to go to the Pictures to see Carrie but Billy Brophy shifted her at the party and got her out into the shed .You remember the old coal sheds that nobody ever kept coal in .Well it was pitch dark and Billy and Bridie went into the shed and Billy dropped his bags hoping for a Blow job but he was surprised when Bridie started to lick his hole .The oulones whos gaff the party was in opened the shed door and caught Billy bare arsed getting his hole licked by Sindy her Border Collie Cross mongrel .Billy got terrible embarressed and ran home packed his bag and emigrated to Dudley in the West Midlands where his Sister lived .I was delighted when he left as that meant I could ask Bridie to the Pictures .It was on a Wednesday .I did ask Bridie to the pictures and she said no .
Yes OCCi it was a Wednesday Billy Brophy emigrated to Dudley in England .We were at a birthday party in the gaffs near the flats and I fancied Bridie Foley and was going to ask her did she want to go to the Pictures to see Carrie but Billy Brophy shifted her at the party and got her out into the shed .You remember the old coal sheds that nobody ever kept coal in .Well it was pitch dark and Billy and Bridie went into the shed and Billy dropped his bags hoping for a Blow job but he was surprised when Bridie started to lick his hole .The oulones whos gaff the party was in opened the shed door and caught Billy bare arsed getting his hole licked by Sindy her Border Collie Cross mongrel .Billy got terrible embarressed and ran home packed his bag and emigrated to Dudley in the West Midlands where his Sister lived .I was delighted when he left as that meant I could ask Bridie to the Pictures .It was on a Wednesday .I did ask Bridie to the pictures and she said no .
April the 25th:.... why I'm delighted to be alive ...or the best joke yu ever heard ...or the best shag outdoors ya ever had ...or the happiest day of yur life ? ....yea that's a good one ....
Wat was the happiest day of yur life ?
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe .... ...+ 1.
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....in fact all of the shittiest days in me life turned out to be the best ones ....
Did Octy get a "suitcase full of stuff" ? The Lucky B@stard !Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....in fact all of the shittiest days in me life turned out to be the best ones ....
Her with the Gaff Keys and maintenance payments and you like a schoolkid with your suitcase full of stuff starting out on a new adventure like the first day at school with Joy in your heart .You make it sound SoSo Lovely .
Did Octy get a "suitcase full of stuff" ? The Lucky B@stard !Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....in fact all of the shittiest days in me life turned out to be the best ones ....
Her with the Gaff Keys and maintenance payments and you like a schoolkid with your suitcase full of stuff starting out on a new adventure like the first day at school with Joy in your heart .You make it sound SoSo Lovely .
I was left with the clothes I was standing in !!
I know, I agreed with him, after all the broken dreams and sorrows, in hindsight that too was the best day of my life.Did Octy get a "suitcase full of stuff" ? The Lucky B@stard !Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....in fact all of the shittiest days in me life turned out to be the best ones ....
Her with the Gaff Keys and maintenance payments and you like a schoolkid with your suitcase full of stuff starting out on a new adventure like the first day at school with Joy in your heart .You make it sound SoSo Lovely .
I was left with the clothes I was standing in !!
Alas Kenneth I was using poetic license .It was a suitcase full of broken dreams and bills and sorrows and woes .On the Bright Side OCCI said it was the happiest day of his life .
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....
The Octy Grab:
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Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....in fact all of the shittiest days in me life turned out to be the best ones ....
Her with the Gaff Keys and maintenance payments and you like a schoolkid with your suitcase full of stuff starting out on a new adventure like the first day at school with Joy in your heart .You make it sound SoSo Lovely .
Did Octy get a "suitcase full of stuff" ? The Lucky B@stard !Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....in fact all of the shittiest days in me life turned out to be the best ones ....
Her with the Gaff Keys and maintenance payments and you like a schoolkid with your suitcase full of stuff starting out on a new adventure like the first day at school with Joy in your heart .You make it sound SoSo Lovely .
I was left with the clothes I was standing in !!
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"I left school when I was 12 before they could educate the intelligence out of me "
That's the most profound statement on here I've ever read .....its fuking brilliant
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"I left school when I was 12 before they could educate the intelligence out of me "
That's the most profound statement on here I've ever read .....its fuking brilliant
Its also true I was assaulted with a lump of timber by a state registered teacher because I didnt know the answer to an Irish Question .So I thought if he has to beat the answer into me then he hasent got the education to teach me anything so I went on the Mitch for two years .Spent my schooldays in the National Gallery and the Museum .or the National Library .
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"I left school when I was 12 before they could educate the intelligence out of me "
That's the most profound statement on here I've ever read .....its fuking brilliant
The Octy Grab:
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The Octy Grab:
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If ide baut 100 quids worth of bitcoin the day I emmmm... " left the gaff" ....it be worth €5,000,000 today oops
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No Jamses Street CBS then Ballyfermot tech for a month then Emmett Road for two weeks . Here OCCi give this a read .I sent this into Sunday miscellany on RTE radio in 2914 .....
THE STICK CONUNDRUM .
Young Domminick Hoolihan stood in the parlour of his family home surrounded by his aunts and uncles .His mother was the vice principal of the local girls school and his father taught in the boys school with his elder brother in the next town .
A dozen large bottles of Guinness and a round of neatly cut sandwiches were placed on the sideboard and a bottle of port for the girls was produced from the kitchen .
Then the barter of beastly behaviour began .”Well Son you will be starting out at the teaching tomorrow and your going to need a stick .You need to decide if the stick is for pointing or putting the fear of god into them and demanding discipline. There is a selection beyond in the shed ill go and get them “.Domminicks father left the room to locate the bundle .
“ I prefer a good piece of Bamboo Caine “Dominics mother opines “It gives a grand swishing sound as you strike the air and gets their attention and it can give a right good stinging slap when you need to .I can tell you if I give you one or two of them across the tip of the fingers or the Palm of the hand you will stop doing whatever you were doing and sit up and pay attention”.
Uncle Frank who was a lay teacher with the Christian Brothers preferred a wooden dowel that he retrieved from the back of an old chair he had removed all four dowels and committed three of them to stock for further use.
The throaty roar from Mr Hoolihan expelling air like a Heralds Trumpet announced that there were great words of wisdom on the way.Tony insisted on being referred to as Mr Hoolihan in public to denote his status as a teacher .He once derided a past pupil who was running for the local council for addressing him by his first name at a husting . “You cannot beat the leather strap ,those Christian Brothers gave a fair bit of work to design that yoke .I knew a fella from Naas who had a brother who worked in a saddle makers and he was getting five bob each from the brothers for a good strap and they were only made up of scrap leather .I asked him to manufacture one for me but he said he thought that the Brothers owned the design so he couldn’t .
Domminics father returned from the shed with a bundle of assorted sticks rolled up in an old flower sack tied in three places with strong twine to keep the sticks dry and tightly bound together to stop them bending ,untying the twine he cast the sticks onto the dining room table and with a loud command instructed the lad to “Choose your weapon “The gathering selected sticks from the bundle and began to road test them by swishing through the air and striking the tip off the back of the Parlour door to hear how well it would resonate before they would advise on the most suitable educational aid .
Domminick fortified himself by tilting his glass and pouring in the last of his bottle of Guinness and drinking it back in one announcing .”I wont be wanting a stick .I don’t believe in corporal punishment “ How are you going to control that lot without a stick “asked his mother with total shock and a touch of maternal concern for her child impending .Uncle Tony grunted “Its lads like yourself with Hippy ideas that are going to ruin this job .How is a man advanced in years to defend himself in a class of thirty or forty without a stick “
“Do you ever stop to listen to yourself Tony ?asked Domminick . You are a Primary school Teacher the Children are no older than twelve and you present yourself daily in front of a class as an armed man .Not one teacher in the Teacher Training College needed a stick to encourage us to learn “. “I have heard your sort before in the teachers staff rooms all idealistic and new wave but after a fortnight you will see the light so pick your Provisional stick while we are all here to offer wise council” grunted an exasperated uncle Tony .
Dominick declined the offer .Dominick retired from teaching this year with over forty years service and never once struck a child .
A convicted sex offender,s gaff has been spray painted with graffiti and later set alight on Larkhill Road, in Larkhill.No Jamses Street CBS then Ballyfermot tech for a month then Emmett Road for two weeks . Here OCCi give this a read .I sent this into Sunday miscellany on RTE radio in 2914 .....
THE STICK CONUNDRUM .
Young Domminick Hoolihan stood in the parlour of his family home surrounded by his aunts and uncles .His mother was the vice principal of the local girls school and his father taught in the boys school with his elder brother in the next town .
A dozen large bottles of Guinness and a round of neatly cut sandwiches were placed on the sideboard and a bottle of port for the girls was produced from the kitchen .
Then the barter of beastly behaviour began .”Well Son you will be starting out at the teaching tomorrow and your going to need a stick .You need to decide if the stick is for pointing or putting the fear of god into them and demanding discipline. There is a selection beyond in the shed ill go and get them “.Domminicks father left the room to locate the bundle .
“ I prefer a good piece of Bamboo Caine “Dominics mother opines “It gives a grand swishing sound as you strike the air and gets their attention and it can give a right good stinging slap when you need to .I can tell you if I give you one or two of them across the tip of the fingers or the Palm of the hand you will stop doing whatever you were doing and sit up and pay attention”.
Uncle Frank who was a lay teacher with the Christian Brothers preferred a wooden dowel that he retrieved from the back of an old chair he had removed all four dowels and committed three of them to stock for further use.
The throaty roar from Mr Hoolihan expelling air like a Heralds Trumpet announced that there were great words of wisdom on the way.Tony insisted on being referred to as Mr Hoolihan in public to denote his status as a teacher .He once derided a past pupil who was running for the local council for addressing him by his first name at a husting . “You cannot beat the leather strap ,those Christian Brothers gave a fair bit of work to design that yoke .I knew a fella from Naas who had a brother who worked in a saddle makers and he was getting five bob each from the brothers for a good strap and they were only made up of scrap leather .I asked him to manufacture one for me but he said he thought that the Brothers owned the design so he couldn’t .
Domminics father returned from the shed with a bundle of assorted sticks rolled up in an old flower sack tied in three places with strong twine to keep the sticks dry and tightly bound together to stop them bending ,untying the twine he cast the sticks onto the dining room table and with a loud command instructed the lad to “Choose your weapon “The gathering selected sticks from the bundle and began to road test them by swishing through the air and striking the tip off the back of the Parlour door to hear how well it would resonate before they would advise on the most suitable educational aid .
Domminick fortified himself by tilting his glass and pouring in the last of his bottle of Guinness and drinking it back in one announcing .”I wont be wanting a stick .I don’t believe in corporal punishment “ How are you going to control that lot without a stick “asked his mother with total shock and a touch of maternal concern for her child impending .Uncle Tony grunted “Its lads like yourself with Hippy ideas that are going to ruin this job .How is a man advanced in years to defend himself in a class of thirty or forty without a stick “
“Do you ever stop to listen to yourself Tony ?asked Domminick . You are a Primary school Teacher the Children are no older than twelve and you present yourself daily in front of a class as an armed man .Not one teacher in the Teacher Training College needed a stick to encourage us to learn “. “I have heard your sort before in the teachers staff rooms all idealistic and new wave but after a fortnight you will see the light so pick your Provisional stick while we are all here to offer wise council” grunted an exasperated uncle Tony .
Dominick declined the offer .Dominick retired from teaching this year with over forty years service and never once struck a child .
I remember wen brother murry got the "plastic" leather ...that fuking ting hurt ....the cunt used to lift off the ground wen he hit ya ......i swear to god i can still remember wondering how he levitated... i taut he was a magician....the sheer force he used heed be jailed nowadays ..I wanted to cry ... but the lads told ya not to cry ....heel enjoy it more they said ...
I picked up a woman few months ago near the school ...an she started sayin ....that cunt murry was an evil bastard ...playing with the kids he was ...a bleedin pedo ....tink i had a lucky escape only gettin the leather ....
Joeboy O'connor tried to get the trousers off me in artane
I did escape ...can't remember how but he wasny puttin his hands near me ...said he wanted to dry me trousers for me an put newspaper down me trousers ....dirty bastard was irelands jimi Saville