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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: silverbullet on October 19, 2023, 07:28:29 pm

Title: Top Scran
Post by: silverbullet on October 19, 2023, 07:28:29 pm
https://www.sundayworld.com/crime/world-crime/theatrical-conman-fakes-heart-attacks-in-20-restaurants-to-avoid-paying-bill/a885753632.html (https://www.sundayworld.com/crime/world-crime/theatrical-conman-fakes-heart-attacks-in-20-restaurants-to-avoid-paying-bill/a885753632.html) rofl
Title: Re: Top Scran
Post by: Octavia1 on October 19, 2023, 08:11:01 pm
Ther was  an alcoholic used do that in the pubs ...havnt seen him in long time ..from killester ....used be a bus conductor  ....I witnessed it myself in raheny ..he pretended to faint ...an the bar man jus rolled his eyes an ignored him  ....i taut the bar man was  bean a " bit of a cnut " ...anyway ...bloke i knew went over an picked him up an brought him outside an gave  him a score for a taxi ....
I remembered his face ...ide picked him up cople yers earlier an he pretendin to be dementia or sumtin  an paid me 2 euro or in pennies taking 10 minutes to pay  ....the bar man told me he was famous for doin it all over town in pubs .....poor cnut
Title: Re: Top Scran
Post by: silverbullet on October 19, 2023, 11:38:35 pm
Ther was  an alcoholic used do that in the pubs ...havnt seen him in long time ..from killester ....used be a bus conductor  ....I witnessed it myself in raheny ..he pretended to faint ...an the bar man jus rolled his eyes an ignored him  ....i taut the bar man was  bean a " bit of a cnut " ...anyway ...bloke i knew went over an picked him up an brought him outside an gave  him a score for a taxi ....
I remembered his face ...ide picked him up cople yers earlier an he pretendin to be dementia or sumtin  an paid me 2 euro or in pennies taking 10 minutes to pay  ....the bar man told me he was famous for doin it all over town in pubs .....poor cnut
A fella says to the barman "Double scotch, please." He necks it and straight away asks for another. He necks that too.
Finally, he asks for a third double scotch and drains it. He says to the barman "I really shouldn't be drinking with what I have".

The barman, concerned,  says Why, what have you got?

Yer man says


Forty cents!! rofl