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Title: never get out of the boat
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on January 30, 2024, 05:57:21 pm
https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/man-who-assaulted-female-taxi-driver-after-refusing-to-pay-his-fare-avoids-jail-term-1582019.html (https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/man-who-assaulted-female-taxi-driver-after-refusing-to-pay-his-fare-avoids-jail-term-1582019.html)
Title: Re: never get out of the boat
Post by: watty on January 30, 2024, 06:38:59 pm
Fair play to her for sticking her foot in the door - not a woman to be trifled with! - but what lesson will the 4 dependent children learn from their father who hits a woman?  Shame she had to wait over a year to get her day in court and get a bit of compo. 

Was talking to a comrade today who got robbed last night out in Killiney.   Cops knew who he was and arrested him this morning.  But apparently his stolen money is now evidence and he won't get the cash back until the case is over!  Sometimes our job is shite  >:(
Title: Re: never get out of the boat
Post by: silverbullet on January 30, 2024, 07:51:10 pm
Fair play to her for sticking her foot in the door - not a woman to be trifled with! - but what lesson will the 4 dependent children learn from their father who hits a woman?  Shame she had to wait over a year to get her day in court and get a bit of compo. 

Was talking to a comrade today who got robbed last night out in Killiney.   Cops knew who he was and arrested him this morning.  But apparently his stolen money is now evidence and he won't get the cash back until the case is over!  Sometimes our job is shite  >:(
Was it near Ballybrack, there's a bunch of c**ts in there.

Four of them bilked a fare and I couldn't get back up.

If it was back in my Checkers day there'd be an angry mob of cabbies. Alas, we don't back one another these days.
Title: Re: never get out of the boat
Post by: watty on January 30, 2024, 08:02:31 pm
I was only half-listening to him.  He dropped his guard because it was a posh part of Kiliney and the guy was wearing a suit (I think).  Asked if he could change a fifty and the comrade pulled out his 'money bag' and bingo  >:(  Guy was arrested and he seems to have form for this - maybe some sort of kink or something.  Like rich people who shoplift?
Title: Re: never get out of the boat
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on January 30, 2024, 11:57:23 pm
"The judge said that if the taxi driver did not wish to receive the cash, then it should be donated to charity." ???

did she tell him to ram the money up his gicker i wonder. female taxi drivers are all very fiery in my experience.
Title: Re: never get out of the boat
Post by: Cool Boola on January 31, 2024, 12:37:32 pm
Would you TAYTO
Title: Re: never get out of the boat
Post by: TheDevilHimself on February 03, 2024, 01:32:01 am
They have female taxi drivers these days ?
Title: Re: never get out of the boat
Post by: watty on February 04, 2024, 06:21:28 pm
Yeah, but most wear thick jumpers so they're not recognised as women.  Some even wear fake moustaches!  The only way to catch them out is to talk about darts.  No woman has any interest in darts, let alone play the game.
Title: Re: never get out of the boat
Post by: Bob Shillin on February 04, 2024, 09:00:42 pm
Yeah, but most wear thick jumpers so they're not recognised as women.  Some even wear fake moustaches!  The only way to catch them out is to talk about darts.  No woman has any interest in darts, let alone play the game.
https://www.irishmirror.ie/sport/other-sport/ireland-womens-dart-team-capture-31086385 (https://www.irishmirror.ie/sport/other-sport/ireland-womens-dart-team-capture-31086385)
Title: Re: never get out of the boat
Post by: watty on February 05, 2024, 02:51:01 am
Those could be male taxi drivers in disguise. Whilst women don't like darts, some taxi drivers will do almost anything to go and watch darts...
Title: Re: never get out of the boat
Post by: Cool Boola on February 05, 2024, 03:06:32 am
Yeah…I know one who comes to mind.
Title: Re: never get out of the boat
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 05, 2024, 01:57:04 pm
Yeah, but most wear thick jumpers so they're not recognised as women.  Some even wear fake moustaches!  The only way to catch them out is to talk about darts.  No woman has any interest in darts, let alone play the game.
https://www.irishmirror.ie/sport/other-sport/ireland-womens-dart-team-capture-31086385 (https://www.irishmirror.ie/sport/other-sport/ireland-womens-dart-team-capture-31086385)

The lovely Robyn was the first female to hit a 9 darter on the PDC circuit (Development Tour) if memory serves and she regularly lines up with her pub (which pub escapes me right now) team up above in Dublin in the "men's" league.
Title: Re: never get out of the boat
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on February 05, 2024, 02:02:39 pm
was that eric bristowe's wife.
Title: Re: never get out of the boat
Post by: silverbullet on February 05, 2024, 06:58:58 pm
was that eric bristowe's wife.
Batman's significant other.
Title: Re: never get out of the boat
Post by: Octavia1 on February 06, 2024, 10:17:16 am
Sometimes yu have to get out ....that shite of never gettin out of your car is  a load of bollix ......wat if he/ she is  in a middle eastern cult an  if the cunt had a bomb in yur car ?
Or a bucket of acid ?    A ticking backpack ? 
 Stop the car an  as me ma always said ...." Run like fuk"
Ya need to be  more flexible in yur tinkin  ....fuk sake  :(