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Title: Get ready for summer with the right gear (maybe NSFW?)
Post by: watty on February 07, 2024, 09:33:28 am
Every taxi driver should have one of these...  THE JEWEL COOLER  lol

(https://i.ibb.co/cDGhbLd/Jewel-Cooler.jpg)

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Title: Re: Get ready for summer with the right gear (maybe NSFW?)
Post by: Cool Boola on February 07, 2024, 10:11:15 am
It helps if you need to blow your horn?
Title: Re: Get ready for summer with the right gear (maybe NSFW?)
Post by: Bubba Ho-Tep on February 07, 2024, 11:00:39 am
https://www.motorparts.ie/product/accessories-car-accessories-interior-styling-seat-covers/wooden-bead-seat-cover-u1069848/U1069848 (https://www.motorparts.ie/product/accessories-car-accessories-interior-styling-seat-covers/wooden-bead-seat-cover-u1069848/U1069848)
Title: Re: Get ready for summer with the right gear (maybe NSFW?)
Post by: Octavia1 on February 07, 2024, 11:35:30 am
I always take the cover off me phone for the summer ....yu cud fry an egg on it otherwise....probly extends the life a bit ....maybe
Possibly ....all them taxi apps workin heats the ting up
Title: Re: Get ready for summer with the right gear (maybe NSFW?)
Post by: silverbullet on February 07, 2024, 07:19:21 pm
I always take the cover off me phone for the summer ....yu cud fry an egg on it otherwise....probly extends the life a bit ....maybe
Possibly ....all them taxi apps workin heats the ting up
Work nights and save the bother.
Title: Re: Get ready for summer with the right gear (maybe NSFW?)
Post by: watty on February 07, 2024, 07:54:44 pm
I'm slightly worried that some of youse are taking this seriously!
Title: Re: Get ready for summer with the right gear (maybe NSFW?)
Post by: Belker on February 07, 2024, 08:54:53 pm
Every taxi driver should have one of these...  THE JEWEL COOLER  lol

(https://i.ibb.co/cDGhbLd/Jewel-Cooler.jpg)

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Title: Re: Get ready for summer with the right gear (maybe NSFW?)
Post by: Octavia1 on February 07, 2024, 09:57:11 pm
I always take the cover off me phone for the summer ....yu cud fry an egg on it otherwise....probly extends the life a bit ....maybe
Possibly ....all them taxi apps workin heats the ting up
Work nights and save the bother.

Can't deal wit pissheads bullits
Title: Re: Get ready for summer with the right gear (maybe NSFW?)
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 08, 2024, 12:35:01 am
There used to be a motorbike courier who had the flex off a hoover on each side of his engine to connect to his handlebar muffs to transfer some of the heat through to his hands.Same idea but for heat.Nowadays heated handgrips are more common.
Title: Re: Get ready for summer with the right gear (maybe NSFW?)
Post by: Octavia1 on February 08, 2024, 09:59:01 am
Why wud yu want yur goolies cold anyway ?   I don't get it ..... seems a bit odd to me .....apparently if yur bollicks is cooled  yull have more kids........  so ide say that cunt in the taxi  coolin his balls wants more kids  to claim the mickey money or sumtin   an get a free gaff ...Is he an immigrant? 
Title: Re: Get ready for summer with the right gear (maybe NSFW?)
Post by: silverbullet on February 08, 2024, 01:51:51 pm
I always take the cover off me phone for the summer ....yu cud fry an egg on it otherwise....probly extends the life a bit ....maybe
Possibly ....all them taxi apps workin heats the ting up
Work nights and save the bother.

Can't deal wit pissheads bullits
RC's a bit like that. I think it's jealousy because RC is hungover and can't cope with drunks. If ya can't beat them, join them kinda thing. A dial emmet it's called. 8)
Title: Re: Get ready for summer with the right gear (maybe NSFW?)
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 09, 2024, 01:08:02 pm
True enough, I find dealing with drunks rather tedious when I'm sober.
Title: Re: Get ready for summer with the right gear (maybe NSFW?)
Post by: Belker on February 11, 2024, 09:54:23 am
I don't mind them, I had two longish jobs over the last few nights that started with; "How much ? Are ya gonna rob me ? Etc", but the first one ended up with yer-man-o offering to show me his collection of vintage cars in his garage (including a Porsche), I was like a kid in a candy store in his garage and he had to boot me out of his garage in the end.

The other one just last night a youngish 30 something pretty lass with similar nasty starting lines, she asked to stop to be sick along the way blaming me fer driving too fast and I handed her tissues from my glove compartment kinda expecting the worst, we had to stop a second time before her home with me providing more tissues and assuring her that I would get her home safely and that there was no worries and to take her time. At journey end down some bog road in South Cork the fare was 41.60, she handed up a Nifty note and required no change as she exited. Then she came back to my cab window and said; "You are the most patient and kind man I ever met, Thank you fer looking after me".
Title: Re: Get ready for summer with the right gear (maybe NSFW?)
Post by: silverbullet on February 11, 2024, 07:14:51 pm
I don't mind them, I had two longish jobs over the last few nights that started with; "How much ? Are ya gonna rob me ? Etc", but the first one ended up with yer-man-o offering to show me his collection of vintage cars in his garage (including a Porsche), I was like a kid in a candy store in his garage and he had to boot me out of his garage in the end.

The other one just last night a youngish 30 something pretty lass with similar nasty starting lines, she asked to stop to be sick along the way blaming me fer driving too fast and I handed her tissues from my glove compartment kinda expecting the worst, we had to stop a second time before her home with me providing more tissues and assuring her that I would get her home safely and that there was no worries and to take her time. At journey end down some bog road in South Cork the fare was 41.60, she handed up a Nifty note and required no change as she exited. Then she came back to my cab window and said; "You are the most patient and kind man I ever met, Thank you fer looking after me".
Nice when it works out like that.
Title: Re: Get ready for summer with the right gear (maybe NSFW?)
Post by: Horse on February 12, 2024, 02:23:43 pm
"You are the most patient and kind man I ever met, Thank you fer looking after me".[/i]

And then Ken woke up from his dream.
Title: Re: Get ready for summer with the right gear (maybe NSFW?)
Post by: Octavia1 on February 12, 2024, 04:26:34 pm
"You are the most patient and kind man I ever met, Thank you fer looking after me".[/i]

And then Ken woke up from his dream.

 rofl rofl rofl
Title: Re: Get ready for summer with the right gear (maybe NSFW?)
Post by: Octavia1 on February 12, 2024, 04:26:59 pm
Good one horse  lol
Title: Re: Get ready for summer with the right gear (maybe NSFW?)
Post by: Belker on February 13, 2024, 03:32:24 am
"You are the most patient and kind man I ever met, Thank you fer looking after me".[/i]

And then Ken woke up from his dream.
The worst thing about that comment Horse, is that I knew exactly what you were about to post even before you posted it !
(https://i.postimg.cc/XJfctVhx/Yawn.webp) (https://postimages.org/)
It's getting a tad boring on here.   ::fds
Title: Re: Get ready for summer with the right gear (maybe NSFW?)
Post by: Horse on February 13, 2024, 10:03:13 am
Bit like how I knew you'd throw insults around when informed how to cook a healthy meal because you're too lazy. And you're right, it is getting a bit like your dinners around here. Boring!