Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: john m on September 17, 2017, 11:04:33 am
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I pick up two lads not very bright but obviously built for manual labour so I assume they are From Mayo and up for the match .Im wearing a Dublin Jacket and one of the Lads asks "HaY taxi driver who do ya think will win the tomorra "I cast me eyes down twords me top and say what match is that ?"Da all Ireland " Oh Dublin of course sure everybody knows that I say .Ah DUBBLLIN ,Mayo will beat them dis year " Jasus says I to the Big Country unit who must be 20 stone and six foot and another bit tall .DUBBLLIN jasus thats a great Dublin accent you have the way you pronounce DUBBLLIN how many time have Mayo been up to DUBBLLIN this year is it 5? sure you would get a bit of an accent coming up here that often then throw in all the other times the Lads from Mayo came up to be beaten in Finals sure some of ye probably know what Dublin Bus takes you from Croke Park to the Train station .
If anybody ever tells you people from Mayo have a seance of humor they are lying ."One of the Big Units is not impressed "Your a fucking smart mouthed fucker arnt you ?" He is right I sort of am so I said ."To be honest I think its great that a Traditional non Football playing county like Mayo can get to so many Finals and get beaten " At this stage I realize there are two of them and only one of me but then I think when was the last time Mayo beat the Dubs then I think I hope they dont start now "
By this time the Farm Labourer is snorting like a bull in the seat beside me ."What the fuck do ya mean Mayo are not a footballing County we are always in the last stages of the Competition what the fuck do you mean Mayo are not a Traditional Footballing County "Ah I said up here we judge you by what you win not how often you turn up to be beaten "
So I dropped them off at Coppers its full of Culchies at least half of the population of Mayo are Drunkenly hanging off the railings in the que waiting to get in to see if they can get any drunker that they already are and the Terrible TWO tell me there after the shift .Now comes the bit where I really try to be a smart arse I say Jases lads there is a big crowd from Mayo there You might even meet your sister ! The two giants get out of the car and then yer man realizes what I just said about his sister and he slams one of his huge paws on the roof of me car he hit it so hard I think he broke the boot latch .
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This bus shelter is near Coppers for a reason, John...
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And to finish before I make my merry way into An Lár....Up Yours Mayo
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Harcourt Street = cunt magnet