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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: Belker on October 23, 2017, 06:52:34 am

Title: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: Belker on October 23, 2017, 06:52:34 am
Five big nights in a row coming up fer Cork taxi drivers, starting next Thursday night with the student's Halloween ball,
then on to Three days and nights of the Jazz festival and finishing off with Halloween on the Monday.

What is the group word fer Monkey ?
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: Belker on October 23, 2017, 10:05:25 am
I found it, it's called a 'Troop' of Monkeys.

And that's my aim fer next weekend !
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: Tony on October 23, 2017, 10:12:10 am
Plenty of monkeys up in Dublin lol
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: Jack Meoff on October 23, 2017, 12:58:32 pm
Do you ever go out for a scoop Ken or socialise?
Or is it all work for you.
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: Shallowhal on October 23, 2017, 04:29:12 pm
Do you ever go out for a scoop Ken or socialise?
Or is it all work for you.

He'll be a long time dead....not that he'll ever realise that!!

All these trummers must make for a comfortable mattress!  lol
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: Belker on October 24, 2017, 11:49:47 am
Do you ever go out for a scoop Ken or socialise?
Or is it all work for you.

No, it's most definately not all work, 'I make Hay when the Sun Shines', as in working the graveyard shifts + long weekend shifts and doing a bit extra on Bank holidays, etc. The rest of the time I barely scratch myself !

As fer socialising, I very seldom bother, but by complete coincidence as you ask, I will be meeting a forum member tomorrow fer a few scoops, I reckon that will be about my Fifth time in a pub within the last Ten years.
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: Jack Meoff on October 24, 2017, 12:03:23 pm
Fair play your a good ol grafter.
One can’t do both, boozing and working nights.
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: Rat Catcher on October 24, 2017, 01:05:53 pm
Indeed, one of the reasons I work evenings, going to the bar one or two nights a week instead of seven.
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: Shallowhal on October 24, 2017, 05:47:22 pm
Indeed, one of the reasons I work evenings, going to the bar one or two nights a week instead of seven.

With the hours you do work...you'd still make fukin last orders!!
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: Rat Catcher on October 25, 2017, 12:54:49 am
I could get into my local alright but I'm generally too tired to bother.
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: Taxi driver42 on October 25, 2017, 09:06:47 am
Do you ever go out for a scoop Ken or socialise?
Or is it all work for you.

No, it's most definately not all work, 'I make Hay when the Sun Shines', as in working the graveyard shifts + long weekend shifts and doing a bit extra on Bank holidays, etc. The rest of the time I barely scratch myself !

As fer socialising, I very seldom bother, but by complete coincidence as you ask, I will be meeting a forum member tomorrow fer a few scoops, I reckon that will be about my Fifth time in a pub within the last Ten years.


Ken if he trys bringin u the George say no
Even if he is off the fourm
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: Shallowhal on October 25, 2017, 11:37:43 am
Nuttin wron wit The George....luv doin the YMCA!!
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: mercenary for hire on October 25, 2017, 11:50:29 am
They never let us in to that place.
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: Shallowhal on October 25, 2017, 11:54:12 am
Was there circa 92/93.....the cliche oul fella with the mack and trilby with the young fella in the jax....i was neither btw Tony!!
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: mercenary for hire on October 25, 2017, 12:11:40 pm
Brief couriers have the account for the place.I went in during the day on a job(I swear) and I was disappointed to see it was just like any other pub full of oul fellas.
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: Shallowhal on October 25, 2017, 12:26:42 pm
Try it at night....you'll be amused!!
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: mercenary for hire on October 25, 2017, 01:18:52 pm
To be honest Hal I'd only be in there as a neutral observer to perv on the lezzers..The last time I was in  a bender bar in Soho(by accident I swear they have great music..) the lads were giving us dirty looks like they wanted to fight us.If I did that to Gay lad in a straight bar I'd be locked up for being a benderphobe..Double standards.Great tunes though.
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: Shallowhal on October 25, 2017, 01:35:13 pm
The good lookin lezzers or the ones that look like truck drivers....although beauty is in the eye of the beholder...or so they say!!
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: mercenary for hire on October 25, 2017, 01:41:45 pm
The ones that don't look like they'd box the head off ya are preferable Hal.
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: Rat Catcher on October 25, 2017, 02:24:14 pm
Do Brief drivers collect the parcels in their briefs?
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: mercenary for hire on October 25, 2017, 02:33:10 pm
Back then you got whatever ya wanted if ya had enough money...think they had to rebrand after they were raided by the welfare.
Title: Re: Cork fer Five in a Row !
Post by: Tony on November 06, 2017, 01:20:33 pm
Benderphobe.....Laffin me bollex off