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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: Belker on December 26, 2017, 05:05:03 am
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Post here whom you reckon will 'Kick the Bucket' in 2018.
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Shane Mc Gowan (fer de umpteentent time !),
Donald Trump.
Uber.
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gay byrne
kirk douglas
sean connery
honor blackman
queen elizabeth II
bear grylls
gerry adams
christy dignam
britney spears
adam clayton
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Robert De Niro .
Prince Harry.
and a lot of poor brown people in the middle east.
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MyTaxi.
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Vincent Brown
Eamon Dumphy
Ester Rantsen
Donald Trump
Lester Piggott
Pele
Rocket Man
Prince Philip
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gay byrne
kirk douglas
sean connery
honor blackman
queen elizabeth II
bear grylls
gerry adams
christy dignam
britney spears
adam clayton
Adam Clayton?
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terrible man for the arthur scargill.
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Jeremy Clarkson.
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Michael D
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conor mcgregor
gary glitter
david jason
dick van dyke
lewis hamilton
jackie chan
liam neeson
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terrible man for the arthur scargill.
It's hard going to kill a man wiv a birra Gargle,
Shane has been on my list fer many years,
at this stage I reckon he will see me out !
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Shane Mc Gowan (fer de umpteentent time !),
Donald Trump.
Uber.
To Add;
Mick Jagger,
Keith Richards,
Ronnie Wood,
Paul McCartney,
Kim Jong-un,
Bill Clinton,
Hilary Clinton,
Elizabeth Windsor,
Whistle taxi.
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terrible man for the arthur scargill.
It's hard going to kill a man wiv a birra Gargle,
Shane has been on my list fer many years,
at this stage I reckon he will see me out !
true. I'm thinking of poor Bon Scott. I reckon why sugar shane has'nt chocked on his vomit is because he does'nt have a grill in his mouth to fence off the puke down his gullet again.
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Kathleen Doyle
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The Gabby Duke.
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Throwing in half the Rolling Stones on a death list is a bit stupid considering Jagger is a fitness fanatic with a 28" waist who hasn't touched drink or drugs for 30 plus yrs and Richards is being kept alive by electrolytes only available from drink and drugs. Men who do something they love always outlive fools who do something they are forced to do. An angry, cigarette smoking, middle-aged, overweight man who drives for a living is a ticking time-bomb. I'd say there's 2 or 3 posting here who are in God's waiting room. Jagger will see his late 80's minimum.
A famous republican as one contributor noted would be a good bet....as retired men writing books might upset a few old-school diehards.
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Whistle Taxi App Ltd
Flag Taxi App.
Tommy Gormless.
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Cranberries singer Dolores O'Riordan dies aged 46 http://jrnl.ie/3798887 (http://jrnl.ie/3798887)
Didn't see that one coming!!
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might have a flutter on jonathan reese myers.
terrible man for the turps.
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Cranberries singer Dolores O'Riordan dies aged 46 [url]http://jrnl.ie/3798887[/url] ([url]http://jrnl.ie/3798887[/url])
Didn't see that one coming!!
At least it was sudden and she didn't have to linger.
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Cranberries singer Dolores O'Riordan dies aged 46 [url]http://jrnl.ie/3798887[/url] ([url]http://jrnl.ie/3798887[/url])
Didn't see that one coming!!
At least it was sudden and she didn't have to linger.
Was waiting for a Zombie comment...but the Galway girl got Linger in there!!
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Looks like they did let her linger
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might have a flutter on jonathan reese myers.
terrible man for the turps.
Won't be drink that gets him.
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Cranberries singer Dolores O'Riordan dies aged 46 [url]http://jrnl.ie/3798887[/url] ([url]http://jrnl.ie/3798887[/url])
Didn't see that one coming!!
At least it was sudden and she didn't have to linger.
Very good Lizzy.
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the dangleberries are a good tribute band.
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Stephen Hawking...
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/mar/14/stephen-hawking-professor-dies-aged-76 (https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/mar/14/stephen-hawking-professor-dies-aged-76)
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Lovely bloke.... I'll never understand how his ex tried to do him for domestic violence..... Wat did he do?
Throw his telescope
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RIP
I thought he was rumoured to be the victim of domestic violence during his second marriage, Octy... although, he refused to cooperate with Police investigations into the matter?
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Yur correct ratti tho I do remember reading her counterclaim( probably in the sun) or some other toilet paper manufacturer)...
Ive always found disabilars to be highly aggressive and to be avoided at all costs...
For me buying a WAT.... Wud be tantamount to goin inta the George wit yur trousers down and yur hands tide around yur ankles.....
Anyway big loss alright.... Wish I had an ounce of his determination and spirit
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That didn't take long
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Stephen Hawking...
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/mar/14/stephen-hawking-professor-dies-aged-76 (https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/mar/14/stephen-hawking-professor-dies-aged-76)
R.I.P.
A Brilliant and Respectable man.
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Jim Bowen aswell...."keep out of the black and in the red...ye get nuttin in this game for two in a bed"
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Thought he was dead already FFS.
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Jim Bowen aswell...."keep out of the black and in the red...ye get nuttin in this game for two in a bed"
Listen to Tony!
RIP
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R.I.P. JIM BOWEN. 8)
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:D. Micheal d Higgins will fall off a stool without a parachute....
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Gareth De Brun, a couple of days ago, of the Guiness family, and brother of Tara Browne, subject of The Beatles/John Lennon "A day in the life" "about a lucky man who made the grade, he blew his mind out in a car".
The book "I read the news today oh boy" is an interesting read.
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LIAM Og O'FLOINN.
Uilleann Piper.
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you never saw jim bowen and stevie hawkins at the same time in the same place, thats all i'm gonna say.
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If ya had 9 ugly burds and 1 luvely burd standing in a line a
You'd stare at the goodlookin one.
But if yu ya had 9 goodlookin birds and one ugly one...
Yud stare at the ugly yoke...
I bet ya Hawking couldn't have explain that mathematical paradox
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If they were taking their kit off you wouldn't be looking at the fat, ugly yoke.
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Ha ha
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If they were taking their kit off you wouldn't be looking at the fat, ugly yoke.
Who wouldn't?
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If they were taking their kit off you wouldn't be looking at the fat, ugly yoke.
Who wouldn't?
Ah well, you're probably used to it. 8)
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If they were taking their kit off you wouldn't be looking at the fat, ugly yoke.
Who wouldn't?
Ah well, you're probably used to it. 8)
Yer mot tells you everything
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If they were taking their kit off you wouldn't be looking at the fat, ugly yoke.
Who wouldn't?
Ah well, you're probably used to it. 8)
Yer mot tells you everything
At least I'm not married to her!! 8)
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If they were taking their kit off you wouldn't be looking at the fat, ugly yoke.
Who wouldn't?
Ah well, you're probably used to it. 8)
Yer mot tells you everything
At least I'm not married to her!! 8)
Suppose so, after all it is illegal to marry your sister.
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Didn't stop you.
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Didn't stop you.
Incest.... A game all the family can play..
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https://youtu.be/mQynDhZHpP8
Did ya know bananas are radioactive?
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So iz Lem Sip
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https://youtu.be/mQynDhZHpP8
Did ya know bananas are radioactive?
Gerry Ryan no longer is!! 8)
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Now that's ...funny...
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Avicii.... Who ever the fuck his is
https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-43841194 (https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-43841194)
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Avicii.... Who ever the fuck his is
https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-43841194 (https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-43841194)
Used to love Club sounds
And Clubbing seals. 8)
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Her wit ...is lost here
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Avicii.... Who ever the fuck his is
https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-43841194 (https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-43841194)
That particular song always warms my heart. I had this special needs chungwan on a schoolie fer about a year, Jess was her name, she was only about 13 at the time (before SNA cab escorts were compulsory) and she was already 'Drop Dead' gorgeous, given another few years to mature and I'm sure she would have been a Miss World contender. She never spoke, she would wave at me getting in to the cab and again wave after she exited.
One day the other Two special needs kids had cried off sick, so it was just Jess and me in the cab, she sat in her usual position directly behind me and then Avicii's song came on the radio, Jess started to Hum so I turned it up a tad, then she started to sing and I turned it up a tad louder, then in total amazement to me she went at it full belt knowing every word and singing like an Angel.
When the song was over I said to her; "That was really beautiful Jess", from there fer a girl who had never ever spoken a word in the cab, she talked and talked and opened up her whole entire life to me on the Thirty minute journey to her school, to include her Two dead sisters "Now in Heaven" as she said.
Whenever I hear that song, the first words outta my mouth are always; "Go on Jess !".
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Avicii.... Who ever the fuck his is
https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-43841194 (https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-43841194)
That particular song always warms my heart. I had this special needs chungwan on a schoolie fer about a year, Jess was her name, she was only about 13 at the time (before SNA cab escorts were compulsory) and she was already 'Drop Dead' gorgeous, given another few years to mature and I'm sure she would have been a Miss World contender. She never spoke, she would wave at me getting in to the cab and again wave after she exited.
One day the other Two special needs kids had cried off sick, so it was just Jess and me in the cab, she sat in her usual position directly behind me and then Avicii's song came on the radio, Jess started to Hum so I turned it up a tad, then she started to sing and I turned it up a tad louder, then in total amazement to me she went at it full belt knowing every word and singing like an Angel.
When the song was over I said to her; "That was really beautiful Jess", from there fer a girl who had never ever spoken a word in the cab, she talked and talked and opened up her whole entire life to me on the Thirty minute journey to her school, to include her Two dead sisters "Now in Heaven" as she said.
Whenever I hear that song, the first words outta my mouth are always; "Go on Jess !".
Nice story.
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Avicii.... Who ever the fuck his is
https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-43841194 (https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-43841194)
Used to love Club sounds
And Clubbing seals. 8)
He allegedly met a Welsh guy in a bar in Stockholm and asked him what he was drinking.....Welsh man replied, "This is my Fanta see".
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Avicii.... Who ever the fuck his is
https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-43841194 (https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-43841194)
Used to love Club sounds
And Clubbing seals. 8)
He allegedly met a Welsh guy in a bar in Stockholm and asked him what he was drinking.....Welsh man replied, "This is my Fanta see".
Yokes aren't for everyone, but I haven't a bad word to say about them. Drink , on the other hand?
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Katherine....Ya need to be out there working harder ...ya lazy buggers....
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Or was that Kathleen
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A late addition fer me, but a prime target would be Megan Merkle.
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Phill the Greek .It must be killing him Harry the Bastard bringing a mongrel into the Family .
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It's quite plausible that she'll fart alot been driven in tunnels.......
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It's quite plausible that she'll fart alot been driven in tunnels.......
Na Harry has no assetts he only gets an army pension and a few quid from the Civillist .Unlike Charlie who will inherit the Crown Estates and under British Law Diana could take him back to court for more cash if his circumstances changed as part of her divorce settlement .
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I thought Diana died ?
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I thought Diana died ?
she did before charlie inherited the big pot .
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I thought Diana died ?
she did before charlie inherited the big pot .
What 'Big Pot' ?
The man lives in a Goldfish bowl, I wouldn't want his status fer all the Tea in China !
Seemingly he is coming to Cork next month, I might sort him out fer a late nite gargle
or a birra late nite fun if'n 'Melons' is'nt Putting out !
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Burt Reynolds just croaked it RIP
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BANDIT .RIP.
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RIP 'The Bandit'. Great memories of him and the Trans-Am !
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Under-rated actor and like most rakes, he went broke. Boogie Nights made him a few bob after being wiped out by women and drink. Always thought his best role was in Deliverance.
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Turned down many a big role in film to star in classics like Smokey and the Bandit,Cannonball Run etc!!
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Yep...classic between him and Dolly Parton...."little buddy"....her name for his 13" cock.
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Yep...classic between him and Dolly Parton...."little buddy"....her name for his 13" cock.
I'd say even Dolly would have a problem gettin "little buddy" to 13" now.
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Turned down many a big role in film to star in classics like Smokey and the Bandit,Cannonball Run etc!!
Including Hans Solo in Star Wars.. ??? ??? ???
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Turned down many a big role in film to star in classics like Smokey and the Bandit,Cannonball Run etc!!
Including Hans Solo in Star Wars.. ??? ??? ???
And Bond...didn't think a Yank with a budgie down his jocks would cut it. Imagine turning Bond down?...plank or what.
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Under-rated actor and like most rakes, he went broke. Boogie Nights made him a few bob after being wiped out by women and drink. Always thought his best role was in Deliverance.
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oops
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And the band played Valtzing Matilda.....
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Vhat u vant....
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Nuttin.....just a Meerkat wonderin' why I've a Russian accent.