Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: valmiggin on March 30, 2018, 04:45:48 pm
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What it says on the tin really, ever had a female make a pass at you? Drunk or otherwise? Relatively new driver in Dublin happens very occasionally. Refuse always of course! 8)
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Secretly though, you're looking for permission from us that it's ok lol lol lol
Just make sure you get paid for the taxi ride first - you'll need money to pay for fuel...
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many many times.
100% of the time they've been oliver twist.
nothing gets my juices going more than a drunken fuckin slob.
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Many a time by men and women the dirty bastards
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Many a time by men and women the dirty bastards
Same here... The blokes usually ask yu do you go to the gym often..... Think it's some sort of gay code....... Loads of owlones wit bad teeth, wrinkley face an an arse that wobbles even wen they're motionless or tits that have overtaken the arse in the race to the ankles.....
Actually had an absolute lovely look woman chat me up tonight.....but Cople drinks on them wat ya goin do???? Too bleedin dangerous nowadays.....
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I'm starting to think a lot of the lads doing nights are bent and using the taxi as a chance to live a dual life..I picked up a chinese looking fella from UCD on Mytaxi recently and after enquiring about whether 'I get lucky often?' he went on to brag about how he's been blowing and sucking his way home for years.Some of yis must be taking up the offers..
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I'm starting to think a lot of the lads doing nights are bent and using the taxi as a chance to live a dual life..I picked up a chinese looking fella from UCD on Mytaxi recently and after enquiring about whether 'I get lucky often?' he went on to brag about how he's been blowing and sucking his way home for years.Some of yis must be taking up the offers..
Merc........
Ya picked up a chinieze during the day
and he told ya he sucks the willy for a free ride home..... ???
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He looked Chinese but sounded Irish.Built like a taxi driver.He seemed to get off on telling me his conquests with other taxi drivers.Yeah it was during the day too.The wife had a good laugh when I told her.
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I don't think homosexuals are necessarily suited to driving taxis but there are undoubtedly a few on the ranks. There's even been some that advertise the fact, displaying rainbow flags and such like.
Back on topic, you will get offers working nights, plenty of middle class aul ones looking for a decent shag off a bitta rough... usually as they start to realise that their grand a week beauty regime is no longer sufficient to turn heads. However, if you are interested in dating the old fashioned way you would be better advised to work days, particularly if you're reasonably articulate and relatively young.
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I'd say Erm does be bating them off.......
with a stick.
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Joe, a few years ago a woman wanted me to help her with her heavy shopping bags to her front door. I refused because I thought it might be a honey trap. I was fined two hundred euro by the taxi regulator the next day Joe.
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What it says on the tin really, ever had a female make a pass at you? Drunk or otherwise? Relatively new driver in Dublin happens very occasionally. Refuse always of course! 8)
Ask Paddy Jackson !!
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What it says on the tin really, ever had a female make a pass at you? Drunk or otherwise? Relatively new driver in Dublin happens very occasionally. Refuse always of course! 8)
Ask Paddy Jackson !!
I’d that paddy Jackson that drives the red Honda?
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.....an an arse that wobbles even wen they're motionless or tits that have overtaken the arse in the race to the ankles.....
Lovin it ! LMFAO !! rofl
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Never happens me
I must be a ugly fuck
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Gay guy told me it's invariably Nigerian men who are Straights that Stray.
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Gay guy told me it's invariably Nigerian men who are Straights that Stray.
Some of those fellas would ride anything. Animal, vegetable or mineral. And then claim it doesn’t make them gay, straight or otherwise, as if it didn’t happen
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I was going to say nothing but I decided to say something .My best mate Big Dommo RIP was working the Aston taxi rank one night when an oulone jumped in and wanted to go to Templeogue.On the way she said to Dommo her husband had died on the golf course he had a heart attack when he missed the hole ,She chortled and said she missed the hole as well.So Dommo obliged her and went home with her .I got a letter today and thought to meself Dommo you bastard .I remember him telling me the story about yer one in Templeogue and the dirt he did to her .Well thanks mate you double crossing bastard You gave her my name and address but she died two months ago and left me her house .Even when he is dead my best mate is Big Dommo RIP.....Miss you pal .
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I was listening to Niall Boylan on 4FM One night about 5 years ago, he had Two 'Femi-natzies' on the line giving out stink about male sexual abuse and how any man who touches a woman should be jailed, Etc, Etc...
I picked up me old Nokia and sent a text to 4FM, the text read; "I'm a Cork night time taxi driver, recently a young female student nurse sexually assaulted me in the cab". I pressed 'Send' and went to put the old Nokia back in it's cradle, before I could even get the phone in to it's cradle it rang; "This is Kxxxx from 4FM, will you Go Live with Niall Boylan and tell your story ?".
Being the mad fook that I was about 5 years back, I agreed and 30 seconds later I was Live with Niall Boylan and the Two Femi-natzies were still Live in the background listening in.
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Niall was very accomodating to me and asked me to tell my tale, the true tale I told was;
"I picked up Two drunk student nurses from outside a city nightclub one night at about 2am and drove them a short distance to their home, along the way the girl in the front asked 'Can I turn up the radio ?' to which I replied 'Do whatever ya want Luv', so she turned up the radio and danced with her hands, then she put her hand inbetween my legs and drummed her fingers on my testicles fer a few seconds before removing her hand, then she did it again a second time, this time I caught her gently by the wrist and removed her hand saying 'Don't do that Luv'".
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The Two Femi-natzies waded in with 'Male dominance' and 'How he probably enjoyed it', Etc, Etc...
But Boylan wasn't having any of it stating; "So what's good fer the Goose ISIN'T good enough fer the Gander ?".
I did get the opportunity to speak again at some point and I asked the Femi-natzies; "I know the exact address of the girl who sexually assaulted me and it is within 100 meters of An Garda H.Q. in Cork, should I report her fer sexual abuse and have that put on her C.V. fer life, which would end her nursing career before it even starts ?"
The debate ended very quickly after that.
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Even when he is dead my best mate is Big Dommo RIP.....Miss you pal .
@ John M, you do miss certain mates much more than you should.
I lost my 'Wingman' last August as often referred to in my tales as
"My Mate Niall", he wasn't a lot to look at and not the most healthy
of specimens ever developed, but when 'Shit' hit 'Fan' as it often does
in the night time taxi game, it was Noelie who always had 'My back'
and vice-versa.