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Title: care in the community
Post by: john m on June 30, 2018, 12:54:25 pm
What sort of people are out there .I was stopped by the Gards a few months back at Sundrive and asked would I take a kid and his case worker to a safe house on the North Side .Kid was a schitso who had just been released from Oberstown to a safe house to prepare for his liberation when he was 18 ,this kid was not prepared to be alone .He was telling his key worker some distressing thoughts he was having .Then last night I picked up a lad early twenties who was suffering from a personality disorder and was suffering from paranoiaa  told me he had spent time in John Of Gods he was not in a good place but got him home safe .I wonderr how long it will be before somebody goes Norman Bates on a driver .
Title: Re: care in the community
Post by: Rat Catcher on June 30, 2018, 12:59:04 pm
Reminds me of my best entry on a no contact fee claim form for mytaxi:

"Delinquent, recaptured shortly after arrived"

My previous best was:

"Kids messing with phone. Mother intends to 'fucking kill them' to prevent repetition"
Title: Re: care in the community
Post by: silverbullet on June 30, 2018, 02:06:07 pm
Reminds me of my best entry on a no contact fee claim form for mytaxi:

"Delinquent, recaptured shortly after arrived"

My previous best was:

"Kids messing with phone. Mother intends to 'fucking kill them' to prevent repetition"
Had to make do with " Drunk retard called two taxis" last night.
Title: Re: care in the community
Post by: Octavia1 on June 30, 2018, 04:21:33 pm
 The homosapien  has 98.80% of  chimpanzee dna....... An 2 percent neanderthal.... 
Keep a large stick in the boot an a banana at the ready at all times an yu be alrite.....  ::fuck

Title: Re: care in the community
Post by: The Liffey Lip on July 01, 2018, 06:18:47 am
Homo Sapiens is soooooooo yesterday....Homo Luminous is taking over.

https://www.secretenergy.com/news/what-is-homo-luminous/ (https://www.secretenergy.com/news/what-is-homo-luminous/)
Title: Re: care in the community
Post by: Octavia1 on July 01, 2018, 10:29:17 am
Homo Sapiens is soooooooo yesterday....Homo Luminous is taking over.

https://www.secretenergy.com/news/what-is-homo-luminous/ (https://www.secretenergy.com/news/what-is-homo-luminous/)

Jeezus God help me.... There's so many nutters out there.... They everywhere....  :)) :)) :))
Title: Re: care in the community
Post by: markmiwurdz on July 01, 2018, 11:48:26 am
Homo Sapiens is soooooooo yesterday....Homo Luminous is taking over.

https://www.secretenergy.com/news/what-is-homo-luminous/ (https://www.secretenergy.com/news/what-is-homo-luminous/)

Jeezus God help me.... There's so many nutters out there.... They everywhere....  :)) :)) :))

Think you could squeeze Scientology in with these lads....
Title: Re: care in the community
Post by: silverbullet on July 01, 2018, 05:55:43 pm
Homo Sapiens is soooooooo yesterday....Homo Luminous is taking over.

https://www.secretenergy.com/news/what-is-homo-luminous/ (https://www.secretenergy.com/news/what-is-homo-luminous/)

Jeezus God help me.... There's so many nutters out there.... They everywhere....  :)) :)) :))

Think you could squeeze Scientology in with these lads....
Add in the Illiterati and you have a set!
Title: Re: care in the community
Post by: The Liffey Lip on July 02, 2018, 07:02:18 am
Homo Sapiens is soooooooo yesterday....Homo Luminous is taking over.

https://www.secretenergy.com/news/what-is-homo-luminous/ (https://www.secretenergy.com/news/what-is-homo-luminous/)

Jeezus God help me.... There's so many nutters out there.... They everywhere....  :)) :)) :))

Dissimulating again Octy... 8) By the way, Chimps don't eat bananas...strictly kosher meat and they are nothing like humans....don't mind the Darwinian fools......too many chromosomes. The Silverback is closer to most Irish men anyway...sits and eats and wonders why she allows other young fellas sniff her growler.
Title: Re: care in the community
Post by: Belker on July 03, 2018, 11:03:52 am
Homo Sapiens is soooooooo yesterday....Homo Luminous is taking over.

https://www.secretenergy.com/news/what-is-homo-luminous/ (https://www.secretenergy.com/news/what-is-homo-luminous/)

Jeezus God help me.... There's so many nutters out there.... They everywhere....  :)) :)) :))

You will be grand Octy, you will fit in just Fine !   lol
Title: Re: care in the community
Post by: Octavia1 on July 03, 2018, 11:52:05 am
I don't normally eat bananas but supervalue doin a special 79 cents for a bag them.... Tink bout 6-7 bananas.... Not sure cause I ate 2 already.....
Chimps love bananas lippy... Iseen them eating them in the zoo
They also eat there own excretmation....
I can't say shite or poo here on account of the trauma of seeing this as a kid in the zoo for the first time.....
Had a horrible effect on me for years.....
Title: Re: care in the community
Post by: Octavia1 on July 03, 2018, 11:53:45 am
No hold on it waz a gorilla not a chimp eatin his own crap...... Dirty bas,,,td
Title: Re: care in the community
Post by: Octavia1 on July 03, 2018, 12:11:34 pm
Homo Sapiens is soooooooo yesterday....Homo Luminous is taking over.

https://www.secretenergy.com/news/what-is-homo-luminous/ (https://www.secretenergy.com/news/what-is-homo-luminous/)

Jeezus God help me.... There's so many nutters out there.... They everywhere....  :)) :)) :))

You will be grand Octy, you will fit in just Fine !   lol

Ya tink I'm mad Kenny?

https://www.rte.ie/news/uk/2018/0703/975990-chester-hospital-neo-natal/ (https://www.rte.ie/news/uk/2018/0703/975990-chester-hospital-neo-natal/)
The nutters ar everywhere
Title: Re: care in the community
Post by: Belker on July 05, 2018, 12:31:01 pm
Have a Banana Octy, Ease your Jets !!

That post was OTT.
We are all Nut-jobs, But Not Psychopath's !
Title: Re: care in the community
Post by: Octavia1 on July 05, 2018, 02:19:13 pm
Quote
That post was OTT....
Thanks ken.... I'm gettin back in form..
Title: Re: care in the community
Post by: Tony on July 05, 2018, 02:22:29 pm
Have a Banana Octy, Ease your Jets !!

That post was OTT.
We are all Nut-jobs, But Not Psychopath's !


Speak for yourself
Title: Re: care in the community
Post by: markmiwurdz on July 05, 2018, 04:25:33 pm
Have a Banana Octy, Ease your Jets !!

That post was OTT.
We are all Nut-jobs, But Not Psychopath's !


Speak for yourself


 rofl rofl
Title: Re: care in the community
Post by: The Liffey Lip on July 06, 2018, 05:17:13 am
I don't normally eat bananas but supervalue doin a special 79 cents for a bag them.... Tink bout 6-7 bananas.... Not sure cause I ate 2 already.....
Chimps love bananas lippy... Iseen them eating them in the zoo
They also eat there own excretmation....
I can't say shite or poo here on account of the trauma of seeing this as a kid in the zoo for the first time.....
Had a horrible effect on me for years.....

They were observing you Octy.....we're the ones living in a zoo. Chimps eat meat....Colobus monkies are their favourite. Humans and pigs are more closely related, although autistic kids are known to eat their own faeces.
Title: Re: care in the community
Post by: mercenary for hire on July 06, 2018, 11:09:34 am
Waste not want not..