Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: Octavia1 on July 03, 2018, 02:19:36 pm
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Any yous try regaine an does it work?
Noticed I'm goin baldy cunt.... Don't really care but be nice to keep me flowing locks
For wen the time comes I understand woman
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Any yous try regaine an does it work?
Noticed I'm goin baldy cunt.... Don't really care but be nice to keep me flowing locks
For wen the time comes I understand woman
Thought you got a sex change
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Grass doesn't grow on a busy street.
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It wouldn't bother me even if I lost it.Don't really need it as I have the central heating working again and a heater in the car.Hair is for posers. Number 2 blade all over, no messing.
I have noticed a disproportionate amount of bald lads driving Aldis, Beemers and Mercs. What's up with that?I wonder if RC could amend the database to reflect these anomalies.Probably too busy though
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The baldy mercs an crysler, BMW brigade
Is proven too much testosterone on account them bean all show an fragile ego try over compensate by appearing macho wit there big cars an small willies an yull notice wen yu get in wit them awful smell of B.O. An there narcky impatience an obvious if yu learn ed deep insecurities brought about by not gettin fresh milk wen babies....
Bono done well on regaine I hear
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Who needs hair ffs, they should sell an Alopecia lotion or drink, they'd make a fortune in this heat.
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you never see a baldy knacker.
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The database is pretty much up to date, MfH. Every plate is checked every month. The only thing it doesn't reflect is transfers on death as our bots can't read owner information and there are too few transfers to justify manual verification on a regular basis. Might be a project for the next recession but, in the meantime, given plate owners are correct as at the date on which they became non-transferrable (except on death) save the odd exception whereby transfers on death came to light through non routine activity.
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you never see a baldy knacker.
Guys manscaping their knackers us commonplace these days.
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I have noticed a disproportionate amount of bald lads driving Aldis, Beemers and Mercs. What's up with that?I wonder if RC could amend the database to reflect these anomalies.Probably too busy though
Being bald means no hair cuts, most “normal” haircuts are €12. Haircut every 6 weeks = approx €84 a year, over time adds up, plus no shampoo,(and if like some men conditioner) which means more savings every year,
That’s how they can drive Mercs and Bmws and Audis
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Shaved nut since my 30's.
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Shaved nuts since my 30's.
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Embrace it,it's so liberating to whack it off ::fuck (you just know it when it's time)
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Embrace it,it's so liberating to whack it off ::fuck (you just know it when it's time)
Tink url rite marko.... Hair today,,, gone tomorrow.....
Tink I'll wait till the sun fuks off though .... Me head be fried wit sunburn
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Embrace it,it's so liberating to whack it off ::fuck (you just know it when it's time)
Tink url rite marko.... Hair today,,, gone tomorrow.....
Tink I'll wait till the sun fuks off though .... Me head be fried wit sunburn
Believe me Octy,I waited and waited and I know I looked like a tick whilst I had about 6 hairs covering the top of my nopper.The very day I had it off I turned over a new leaf. yay
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Shaved nut since my 30's.
No point in thatching an empty house!
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Shaved nut since my 30's.
No point in thatching an empty house!
rofl
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Jeez... his head or goolies rofl
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Shaved nut since my 30's.
No point in thatching an empty house!
8)
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Octy Regaine worked well for me. Took around 6 weeks for the hair to start to grow, it then grew and grew. Used it for
around 6 months. Its clip number 8 for top of me head since then. I haven't used Regaine for over 10 years now,
and the hair is still there. Once it grows DO NOT CUT IT, simples.
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I wonder if that stuff would work to reduce a high forehead.
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Octy Regaine worked well for me. Took around 6 weeks for the hair to start to grow, it then grew and grew. Used it for
around 6 months. Its clip number 8 for top of me head since then. I haven't used Regaine for over 10 years now,
and the hair is still there. Once it grows DO NOT CUT IT, simple
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Jeez.. So it works,,,
I though if yu stopped puttin on yur head..... It went baldy again
Anyway fair play.....
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A former union rep used Rogaine, and inspired a comedy trio:
(https://s15.postimg.cc/emf4m8o07/ccd913abfbfc0ea39fc9c115d1b496c0--the-stooges-the-three-stooges.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/emf4m8o07/) 8)
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I think 2nd rate disc jockey, Niall Boylan, had some sort of "clinic" in Swords for hair restoration.
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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of her car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains,"I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit!?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says...
Hair Spray — Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave. 8)
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Shaved nut since my 30's.
No point in thatching an empty house!
I was going to get a transplant, but a kidney would look stupid on my head!
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Guy sitting at a table in a Restaurant and the waiter comes over and says
"Are you ready to order?"
to which the man says "Well my wife is in the toilet"
the waiter (who's waiting to take this order before he clocks out) says "Any idea what she's having?"
The man says "Well she's gone about 10 minutes now so probably a shite"...
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Embrace it,it's so liberating to whack it off ::fuck (you just know it when it's time)
I know, but I'm just holding out till the bitter end ! ::cheers
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Any yous try regaine an does it work?
Noticed I'm goin baldy cunt.... Don't really care but be nice to keep me flowing locks
For wen the time comes I understand woman
I tried the Rogaine, and after that the cheap Regaine online, none of it was worth a Fook.
Today in fighting the loosing 'Hair loss' battle I use Boots 'Natur Vital Hair loss shampoo',
I haven't given up and shaved yet, but it's getting close !
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Have you tried Brylcream and a combover, Ken.
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Women are fond of the baldy fella.
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Have you tried Brylcream and a combover, Ken.
No, but I find wearing a hat is the cheapest option.
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Have you tried Brylcream and a combover, Ken.
No, but I find wearing a hat is the cheapest option.
You could always get a toupee
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Have you tried Brylcream and a combover, Ken.
No, but I find wearing a hat is the cheapest option.
You could always get a toupee
I'm not really that worried about it, I just wear a hat, Simples !
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Have you tried Brylcream and a combover, Ken.
No, but I find wearing a hat is the cheapest option.
You could always get a toupee
I'm not really that worried about it, I just wear a hat, Simples !
Just like me neighbour.always wears a hat when outside. Bloody shine off his head though when he takes it off
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Have you tried Brylcream and a combover, Ken.
No, but I find wearing a hat is the cheapest option.
You could always get a toupee
Toupee or not Toupee? That is the question. Whether tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune... 8)
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Any yous try regaine an does it work?
Noticed I'm goin baldy cunt.... Don't really care but be nice to keep me flowing locks
For wen the time comes I understand woman
I tried the Rogaine, and after that the cheap Regaine online, none of it was worth a Fook.
Today in fighting the loosing 'Hair loss' battle I use Boots 'Natur Vital Hair loss shampoo',
I haven't given up and shaved yet, but it's getting close !
Doesn't work on gingers...read the small print!!
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Any yous try regaine an does it work?
Noticed I'm goin baldy cunt.... Don't really care but be nice to keep me flowing locks
For wen the time comes I understand woman
I tried the Rogaine, and after that the cheap Regaine online, none of it was worth a Fook.
Today in fighting the loosing 'Hair loss' battle I use Boots 'Natur Vital Hair loss shampoo',
I haven't given up and shaved yet, but it's getting close !
Doesn't work on gingers...read the small print!!
;) Worked for Chris Evans........money, Hal..money.
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Any yous try regaine an does it work?
Noticed I'm goin baldy cunt.... Don't really care but be nice to keep me flowing locks
For wen the time comes I understand woman
I tried the Rogaine, and after that the cheap Regaine online, none of it was worth a Fook.
Today in fighting the loosing 'Hair loss' battle I use Boots 'Natur Vital Hair loss shampoo',
I haven't given up and shaved yet, but it's getting close !
Doesn't work on gingers...read the small print!!
GINGER ! I wish !
Silver at the sides with a shine on the top.
The hat works well 99.99% of the time,
I was a tad uncomfortable in the church yesterday without it.
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GINGER ! I wish !
Silver at the sides with a shine on the top.
The hat works well 99.99% of the time,
I was a tad uncomfortable in the church yesterday without it.
Are you sure it wasn't the tight jeans that made ya feel uncomfortable? Or the boots???
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I don't wear jeans cos they are too uncomfortable in a cab, trousers with braces/suspenders works well,
(especially fer anyone with a stomach surgery scar).
As fer the boots with the wedged heel, they are prob the most comfortable footwear a driver can wear.
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Suspenders,heels and a baseball cap?What are ya auditioning for a job on thr Playboy channel?I'm glad I had an early lunch..
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Suspenders,heels and a baseball cap?What are ya auditioning for a job on thr Playboy channel?I'm glad I had an early lunch..
rofl rofl But don't get too excited !
The hat is from the Beechfield range (B34, Army issue).
(https://s33.postimg.cc/pcnww6zbf/Army_hat.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/pcnww6zbf/)
The boots are really the most comfortable footwear.
(https://s33.postimg.cc/hjx94bo8b/Laredo_cowboy_boot.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/hjx94bo8b/)
Mens Suspenders is the correct term, but I prefer Braces.
(https://s33.postimg.cc/ylq36c32j/Mens_Suspenders_Braces.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/ylq36c32j/)
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Hat is Fifteen Euro fer Two on the Beechfield website. (BB34).
Boots are a Ton and odd on ebay.
Braces are less than a Fiver on ebay.
(All post and VAT inclusive).
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It's a look... i tells ye!!
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It's a look... i tells ye!!
At least I discarded the gold sleeper ear-ring when I turned Fifty.
Ya haven't seen the short sleeve shirt with the long sleeve white tee-shirt underneath it yet !
'Eminem' as me mate 'Marto Corkman' calls me !!
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And of course the fingerless gloves which I always wear by night.
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You really are a superhero!!
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You really are a superhero!!
Naw ! I'm a 'Numpty', I set out to be a Numpty when I turned Fifty,
by firstly obeying the laws of the land and the road (most of the time),
cooling me jets on the accelerator pedal,
and being twice as picky about whom I would pick up.
And fer my efforts I got this nice letter in the post last week;
(https://s33.postimg.cc/hqk4ykrgr/thumbnail_IMG_0145.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/image/hqk4ykrgr/)
to say that I am currently on ZERO penalty points !
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Congratulations Kenny.....
;D Better bean a numty than a nufty
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Why were you exceeding a 50 kilo limit? Taxi drivers should get treble penalty points.... get the illegals off the road and give the rest of us a level playing field.
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Holy shit that’s some fucking sight to behold I tells ya.