Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: The Liffey Lip on October 17, 2018, 03:13:21 pm
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Left brain..........used 90% of the time.
Right brain........psychos and socios etc...
Linked up by Corpus Callosum...
Watch this and see if she is turning to the left only...or to the right only. If both, PM me.........you're a future victim of mine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVdjupsToAE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVdjupsToAE)
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Just in case...the last line was a joke.........no amount of fucked up do-gooders looking in here.
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Spot on lippy.
..beware the left handers.....
I'm amphibious meself
...trained meself to write wit me left hand wen I went to school..
.to train me brain for me drummin....
Then I trained it to write backward wit the left hand.... Was doin it for few hours one day an I had an epilepsy fit from the stress... And wen I woke up I had permanent dyslexia...
Poor cnut
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Lefties are supposedly more analytical and mathematical. Know an engineer graduate, 23 in his class were lefties including himself though that's probably just a coincidence.
The olf theory that lefties use a different part of the brain has been disproved recently. Apparently theyre wired differently in the womb and it's more to do with the way their nerves are formed in their spine than the way their brain regions communicate through the corpus collosum.
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Your a dumb cunt or your not ,most people survive so right or left brain is bollox thick or stupit and stupit is what stupit does .I know lads who can play Chess at international level but them me and a deck of cards I own their soul .
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I'm a ciotog meself.....and handsome to boot!!
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Betcha yer left brain dreamt that up!
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Betcha yer left brain dreamt that up!
While i was sitting on my right hand..numbing it!!
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I usually sit on me bird for a few hours before I ride her.. makes me feel like I'm riding someone else..
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laffin
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I usually sit on me bird for a few hours before I ride her.. makes me feel like I'm riding someone else..
I bet she wishes ye were ridin someone else!!
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She probably does but I don't care..
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Without thinking I can use my left or right hand for daily things like lifting a cup, texting, answering the phone wiping me arse etc etc and so on and never give a thought about it till somebody says oh your a leftie ( as if I didn't know) but nobody ever pointed out or makes a comment I use my right hand.
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Nothing to do with hands......left brain or right brain.........high levels of ADHD here.
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Without thinking I can use my left or right hand for daily things like lifting a cup, texting, answering the phone wiping me arse etc etc and so on and never give a thought about it till somebody says oh your a leftie ( as if I didn't know) but nobody ever pointed out or makes a comment I use my right hand.
did they not bate the divil outta ya in skool?
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Without thinking I can use my left or right hand for daily things like lifting a cup, texting, answering the phone wiping me arse etc etc and so on and never give a thought about it till somebody says oh your a leftie ( as if I didn't know) but nobody ever pointed out or makes a comment I use my right hand.
did they not bate the divil outta ya in skool?
Notatall, they bate it into him.
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I usually sit on me bird for a few hours before I ride her.. makes me feel like I'm riding someone else..
rofl lol
Fuck thats funny rofl
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I'm a ciotog meself.....and handsome to boot!!
Boring maybe............did you know that came from the Irish for "awkward"? Tá sé ag súil go ciotach..........he is walking awkwardly. Blame the Bros....sue the cunts.
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Nothing to do with hands......left brain or right brain.........high levels of ADHD here.
I'm very lucky to be adhd lippy..... It has enhanced my artistic tendencies no end..... An all the restlessness an fidgitin has kept me as fit as fuk...... Can't sit still have to be out running after cats or cyclin up and down mountains.... Still have me six pack at 52...an the fat owlones still chasin me
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Octy, I wasn't fuckin' referring to you man........I think you're only codding the poor aul chimps here with all of this. Said it before..............you're doing a doctorate or a masters on how screwed up people get dealing with the public. rofl
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But thanks to yer ADHD you can outrun them :D
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But thanks to yer ADHD you can outrun them :D
He thinks he can!!
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But thanks to yer ADHD you can outrun them :D
No I think it's fear more like al :D
No I'm definitely adhd lippy that's one ting I am self-aware of but I see it as an advantage.... I spent 10 years in collage at night doin transport engineering, management diplomas etcetera etcetera..untill there was nuttin left to do
. But the truth is I never fitted into the
" real world " an had no ambition....
I didn't want to play their games.....
Driving a taxi suits me.......
Bit like a tall version of Shane I am...... Riding true the prairie... Alone an self dependin... That's way I like it.... Free man from all the shite of a 9-5
https://youtu.be/MH6TJU0qWoY
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Good for you. Did you know, Octy, that all the mad cunts that shot up schools in America were out of it on Ritalin and Prozac.........all prescribed to them by school doctors?
I never liked Shane........more of a Gary Cooper man meself-like in High Noon.......every time I kill one cunt, another one appears around the corner.
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Without thinking I can use my left or right hand for daily things like lifting a cup, texting, answering the phone wiping me arse etc etc and so on and never give a thought about it till somebody says oh your a leftie ( as if I didn't know) but nobody ever pointed out or makes a comment I use my right hand.
did they not bate the divil outta ya in skool?
They did try, and my old man tried it too till I told him I could easily slit his throat with me left hand or right hand when he's sleeping,
That put a stop to that.
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Good for you. Did you know, Octy, that all the mad cunts that shot up schools in America were out of it on Ritalin and Prozac.........all prescribed to them by school doctors?
I never liked Shane........more of a Gary Cooper man meself-like in High Noon.......every time I kill one cunt, another one appears around the corner.
Ye I Di be studyin the pseudo science ov psychology lippy....I thinks it's incumbent for uz nite drivers.......
If I get cupol track suits in me car I get nervous.....
If I get 2 psychiatrists in me car........ I shit meself.....
Madest cunts walkin the earth
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A man or woman wearing a suit or a white coat are only interested in using your own ignorance against you. Suck them in and then a sly round-house to the temple...........baffled and lost in self-doubt.
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A man or woman wearing a suit or a white coat are only interested in using your own ignorance against you. Suck them in and then a sly round-house to the temple...........baffled and lost in self-doubt.
Very true Lip.... Very true.....