Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: john m on October 19, 2018, 09:13:02 am
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Its the end of the world as we know it .A Saudi journalist goes missing in Turkey presumed dead and the world is outraged all sorts of embargoes are being threatened but the head of Interpol who is Chinease has also gone missing in action ,he went back to China on a visit and the Chinease say he has been arrested for questioning about fraud when he was a member of the Chinease government his wife says she thinks he is dead but nobody seems to care .
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An autistic girl, 23 yrs of age, was pimped out by care workers in England........crazy planet we're on.
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Lip if it turns out that China killed this bloke then the world economy goes into freefall ,the silence from world leaders is deafening .Europe is in a dangerous place if there is any shock to world trade European Interest rates are too low so starting early next year we need to catch up with the Yanks .People today seem to forget that intrest rates can go up I wouldnt want to have a big mortgage .Trump has a plan to bankrupt everybody except the USA and he is doing well at it .i see Goves name being trown around as the next PM in the UK another school mate of borris ,reece mogg and cameron the coup de harrow in the UK is almost complete .
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He's not dead..........he's being reframed to carry on the good Sesame society's plan.
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He's not dead..........he's being reframed to carry on the good Sesame society's plan.
He hasent been seen since his plane touched down .Two weeks ago according to the Chinease he tendered his resignation to Interpol and it was accepted .As I said Saudi did or didnt kill the Jurno and there is outcry (I think they did slaughter him ) but the head of an International body goes missing and not a murmour .
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You buying stocks on the markets again? lol
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You buying stocks on the markets again? lol
I have an interest in a trading group .
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We also the only country in the world dat has a gay prime minister an a gay president
They all at it now... Everybody is bummin everybody else...
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Mickey D is gay........? rofl
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Do ya reckon he is stoke on trent lippy ?
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Octy does.........I don't think so........he said he never rode a gay man,,,,,,,,,,,,but that he rode a fellow who did,
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Herd a rumours in me taxi yest( very reliable source!) ,,,, well he does live in de phoenix Park doesinee??
An he has a squeaky voice an he looks like one doesinee???
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Bloke in me car told me.....he sez his mate is a guard an the midget has a ladder out the back of the aras wall... An they all sworn to secrecy or they'll lose de pension
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Wouldn't surprise me. The birds all love your man Titchmarsh from the BBC and he's a very high pitched voice too. Can't tell.....I'd never have known Leo was until he told me.
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Wouldn't surprise me. The birds all love your man Titchmarsh from the BBC and he's a very high pitched voice too. Can't tell.....I'd never have known Leo was until he told me.
G'wan,ye probably knew the guy who built the closet!!
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lol You got me there Halpos....first dwarf to come out as gay?.......came out of the cupboard.
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Years ago I read something that at least 1 in 40 lads were benders.That means at least one person in yer class in school was gay.They're out there and they don't all have high pitched voices.Could be yer mechanic or one of yer mates waiting...
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Gyms were full of them and martial arts classes when I was a youngfella. Most of them are not be messed with in my experience.........keep themselves very well. They weren't as camp then though...not effeminate or "sparkles chicken".
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I've spoken to gay lads in the car and some really don't like the effeminate benders.They look down at them.Gay snobbery maybe?
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No its definitely true.... Yer man said he was gettin over the wall one nite an he fell off.... An they started callin him humpty BUMty after dat....
You cudn make that up so I believe him
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I've spoken to gay lads in the car and some really don't like the effeminate benders.They look down at them.Gay snobbery maybe?
Same as middle-aged hetero women........jealous that yer man can swallow a 2,000 calorie portion without putting on weight.
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No its definitely true.... Yer man said he was gettin over the wall one nite an he fell off.... An they started callin him humpty BUMty after dat....
You cudn make that up so I believe him
After 50 all men are gay, Octy..........spend their lives staring at hoops and would baulk at the thoughts of cunnilingus with anyone over 25.
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I'm gone homogeneous I rink yu call it lippy... Wit me Ocd... The thought of lickin anyone's dirty bits at any age makes me wana Puke.... Yuk
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Queefaphobia that is called......fear of fanny farts...........true.
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FFS discussion starts about extra judicial state backed assassination and ends up with dining suggestions for perverts .Think weve hit the dregs now .
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Osaphobia....all men hate birds who reject it.
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FFS discussion starts about extra judicial state backed assassination and ends up with dining suggestions for perverts .Think weve hit the dregs now .
rofl apoligies johnny... Me again....
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FFS discussion starts about extra judicial state backed assassination and ends up with dining suggestions for perverts .Think weve hit the dregs now .
G'Way outta that..bit of craic.
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FFS discussion starts about extra judicial state backed assassination and ends up with dining suggestions for perverts .Think weve hit the dregs now .
Get over to Boards if ye want real intellectual!!
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Years ago I read something that at least 1 in 40 lads were benders.That means at least one person in yer class in school was gay.They're out there and they don't all have high pitched voices.Could be yer mechanic or one of yer mates waiting...
1 in 8 is the gatio these days so a lezzer told me. that's 5 in every forty รท 2 = 2.5 gaylords, 2.5 rugmunchers.
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Propaganda from the vulva rimmers. Read somewhere that 1 in 3 of us will be autistic by 2050. Seems it's asparagus and tinned mackerel from here.
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Fuk sake... Midget gay presidents, travellers wanting 100 acres for their horse, blokes marryin blokes,blasphemy referendum, ( ya not aloud say God is a cnut anymore) There be a referendum next
So ya can marry a horse next...
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Got to love the Saudies none of this liberal nonsence .It looks like the crown prince is going to get the bullett (sack ) for getting caught and bringing shame on the family .Capone would of been proud .Anyhoo see Denis Naughten met yer man loads more times I wonder would he of gotten more than Lowery .
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Ocky funny you should say that about marrying a horse,I promise this is true,google it if you dont believe me.a bloke in Germany ,about 2 months ago, appeared in court for having sex with a horse. His defence was,that the horse winked at him,before smelling his crogh,and he took this as a sign that the horse was a willing participant.
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Ocky funny you should say that about marrying a horse,I promise this is true,google it if you dont believe me.a bloke in Germany ,about 2 months ago, appeared in court for having sex with a horse. His defence was,that the horse winked at him,before smelling his crogh,and he took this as a sign that the horse was a willing participant.
Riding a horse isn't illegal.
Ask a Royal. 8)
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Ocky funny you should say that about marrying a horse,I promise this is true,google it if you dont believe me.a bloke in Germany ,about 2 months ago, appeared in court for having sex with a horse. His defence was,that the horse winked at him,before smelling his crogh,and he took this as a sign that the horse was a willing participant.
Man was done for sexually assaulting an elephant in Thailand in the late 90's. I could never figure it out........
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He clearly gave it plenty of thought!
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Man was done for sexually assaulting an elephant in Thailand in the late 90's. I could never figure it out........
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Like throwing a sausage up O'Connell St...
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Man was done for sexually assaulting an elephant in Thailand in the late 90's. I could never figure it out........
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Like throwing a sausage up O'Connell St...
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I know been there many times.
I blame the drink
No point in trying a elephant.
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I limit it to foxes and dogs!!
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Is that what yiz used to call a trunk call, sclass?
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Is that what yiz used to call a trunk call, sclass?
He can't hear ye?
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I limit it to foxes and dogs!!
Vixen of Cock Green.
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Is that what yiz used to call a trunk call, sclass?
Press button A for the money to fall down,
Can't remember what button B was for.
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O to get your money back if there was no answer. lol
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Is that what yiz used to call a trunk call, sclass?
He got STD from it .Subscriber Trunk Dialling.
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I limit it to foxes and dogs!!
Roadkill?? :)) :)) :o yippee
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I limit it to foxes and dogs!!
Roadkill?? :)) :)) :o yippee
Sumptin like dat....sure they're all foxes till the next mornin!!