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Title: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on October 20, 2018, 09:22:53 pm
https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/fatherofthree-40-hijacked-taxi-and-ran-down-garda-37441354.html
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: silverbullet on October 20, 2018, 11:38:26 pm
Who knew?

https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/woman-running-manual-relief-massage-parlours-believed-it-was-legal-court-hears-37438357.html

Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: markmiwurdz on October 21, 2018, 12:35:37 am
Don't ever work in a massage parlour if you don't give a toss or a fook....
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: The Liffey Lip on October 21, 2018, 08:11:08 am
Who knew?

https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/woman-running-manual-relief-massage-parlours-believed-it-was-legal-court-hears-37438357.html

No harm, no foul. Worse things they could be at.
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: Octavia1 on October 21, 2018, 09:59:18 am
Waz anyone else out last night? 
There was a strange eerie sense of doom about the place as I left me abode...... Immediately me phone charger stopped working..... So I knew I was in for shite..... Had to call the guards on couple socios soon after and nothing but filth getting in me car except this beautiful girl got in......
An I fell in love again...... She told me she was a belly dancer an I said to her..... Yes you have a beautiful belly an she giggled nervously.... At the lights she jumped out an was gone... just like that.... And the sadness returned........
Anyway fuk that.....
Very similar to this bird...... Get a load of this..... Ide say it be good for your bad back

https://youtu.be/qDyoWU7bios
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: weird al wankovitch on October 21, 2018, 12:12:38 pm
Stop looking at Filthy harlots on tinternet octy yill go blind. On the eerie night thing it was a strange aul night..loadsa cunts in town at 330 am an I'm not sure how they got there because I didn't bring any of them in. Cunts must be heading in arfter their brekkie..
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: Octavia1 on October 21, 2018, 12:31:56 pm
Stop looking at Filthy harlots on tinternet octy yill go blind. On the eerie night thing it was a strange aul night..loadsa cunts in town at 330 am an I'm not sure how they got there because I didn't bring any of them in. Cunts must be heading in arfter their brekkie..
There waz no money in town weirdyoo.... Credit card and mortgage bill
Weekend.... Nuttin but filth out..... Runners galore ide say...... Still I stuck it out fair play yo meself I was under enormous pressure an I nearly blew mee top..... I was like traviis bickle on coke
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: weird al wankovitch on October 21, 2018, 12:43:49 pm
Next week is a bank hollier and school midterm. A lot of people are prolly hoarding money to get away for a few days. Student scum will have to make up the shortfall this week I spose
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: mercenary for hire on October 21, 2018, 01:42:12 pm
I was in town last night and it was hopping but I was drinking.I think I remember things getting quiet around the time drivers are doing their taxes.Noticed a few night drivers out during the day shift yesterday on the green.I'm guessing the day lads were out last night too trying to get some extra cash.After 3pm the city center was like the recession again.And if yer depending on the app you're only getting crumbs.
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: Shallowhal on October 21, 2018, 02:02:18 pm
Got a puncture last night around midnight....did a few fares as i made my way northside...was happy to head home...meself and Kandi Kay from Babestation had a bit of a laugh on the blower at 2am.
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: Tony on October 21, 2018, 02:44:09 pm
Got a puncture last night around midnight....did a few fares as i made my way northside...was happy to head home...meself and Kandi Kay from Babestation had a bit of a laugh on the blower at 2am.

 So you and your heap had a flat lol
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: SClass on October 21, 2018, 04:07:35 pm
Got a puncture last night around midnight....did a few fares as i made my way northside...was happy to head home...meself and Kandi Kay from Babestation had a bit of a laugh on the blower at 2am.



So the maintenance free tuna cans are not so reliable after all,
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: Shallowhal on October 21, 2018, 04:47:08 pm
Got a puncture last night around midnight....did a few fares as i made my way northside...was happy to head home...meself and Kandi Kay from Babestation had a bit of a laugh on the blower at 2am.



So the maintenance free tuna cans are not so reliable after all,

It was a fukin puncture ye pensioner fuk!!
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: watty on October 21, 2018, 06:43:35 pm
https://m.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/fatherofthree-40-hijacked-taxi-and-ran-down-garda-37441354.html

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Michael Bowman SC, defending, said his client was disgusted at his actions and could not remember the incident as he had been drinking and had taken cocaine.
Fukker remembered to bring his blue gloves with him and put them on before trying to kill the taxi driver and steal his taxi.

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Judge Karen O’Connor adjourned the matter to allow for the preparation of a report from the Probation Service, and will sentence Ward on December 19.
Looks like the judge is gonna let him off with a slap on the wrist...
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: SClass on October 21, 2018, 07:13:38 pm
Got a puncture last night around midnight....did a few fares as i made my way northside...was happy to head home...meself and Kandi Kay from Babestation had a bit of a laugh on the blower at 2am.



So the maintenance free tuna cans are not so reliable after all,

It was a fukin puncture ye pensioner fuk!!


Well don't blow a fuse about it.
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: TheDevilHimself on October 22, 2018, 12:21:09 am
Waz anyone else out last night? 
There was a strange eerie sense of doom about the place as I left me abode...... Immediately me phone charger stopped working..... So I knew I was in for shite..... Had to call the guards on couple socios soon after and nothing but filth getting in me car except this beautiful girl got in......
An I fell in love again...... She told me she was a belly dancer an I said to her..... Yes you have a beautiful belly an she giggled nervously.... At the lights she jumped out an was gone... just like that.... And the sadness returned........
Anyway fuk that.....
Very similar to this bird...... Get a load of this..... Ide say it be good for your bad back

https://youtu.be/qDyoWU7bios
well thanks a lot ! how am I going to get any work done now ?
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: Rat Catcher on October 23, 2018, 05:25:09 pm
Ward... 'nuff said.
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: silverbullet on October 23, 2018, 08:22:30 pm
What's the difference between Beaumont hospital and a caravan?

There are more wards in a caravan!! 8)
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: Phsychidelic on October 23, 2018, 09:15:42 pm
His name is Ward. Is he Irish or from an ethnic minority I wonder?
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on October 23, 2018, 09:48:17 pm
What's the difference between Beaumont hospital and a caravan?

There are more wards in a caravan!! 8)

laffin
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: SClass on October 23, 2018, 10:44:57 pm
Racist Tread.
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: Shallowhal on October 23, 2018, 10:55:53 pm
Start an ageist thread....be overrun in no time!!
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on October 23, 2018, 10:57:05 pm
what key opens every lock?...




















A pikey!
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: silverbullet on October 24, 2018, 08:14:24 pm
Racist Tread.
*Thread,  you inarticulate, antique, buffoon!! 8)
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: Shallowhal on October 24, 2018, 08:48:17 pm
Tread wearily my pensioner friend cunt!!
Title: Re: Father-of-three (40) hijacked taxi and ran down garda
Post by: silverbullet on October 26, 2018, 07:12:21 pm
what key opens every lock?...




















A pikey!
8)