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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: john m on November 21, 2018, 05:54:52 am

Title: GOOD MORNING
Post by: john m on November 21, 2018, 05:54:52 am
Good morning .
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Post by: Tony on November 21, 2018, 07:05:49 am
Top of the morning to ya
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Post by: dalymount on November 21, 2018, 07:07:46 am
Morning John
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Post by: Rat Catcher on November 21, 2018, 10:13:45 am
Could yis not sleep or wha?
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Post by: Octavia1 on November 21, 2018, 10:36:19 am
Zipideedoo da dipidee a....

 Mornin johnny

Takin me vitamin d 2 weeks now cod liver oil..... the S.a.d.is firing on all cylinder....
Fookin depressed as fook..sleepin 12 hour days.....
Goin fuk off the sun this week.. Get out this kip an get sun burned an get me dinner served up to me an ogle the waitressez arse every time I order another vino.....
Fukin wintery dark  kip
Title: Re: GOOD MORNING
Post by: The Liffey Lip on November 21, 2018, 10:54:38 am
Hibernia, Octy...........The Romans called it........The Land of Winter. As some Scottish footballer used to say about Scotland, "There's only 2 seasons up here..........July and fuckin' Winter."
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Post by: Shallowhal on November 21, 2018, 11:48:11 am
He musta had a feelin in his water about something and was restless....and not putting a bet on it.....i'm right John....eh?
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Post by: Octavia1 on November 21, 2018, 12:17:20 pm
Ahh Bollix... I'm after booking a flite to Barcelona an the fukin train from the airport was fukin washed away by landslides caused by record rain falls.....

Why does shite always happen to me...?

Title: Re: GOOD MORNING
Post by: john m on November 21, 2018, 12:22:01 pm
is there a bus replacement ?any hoo enjoy ,sometimes you just need to ESCAPE for a while .
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Post by: Shallowhal on November 21, 2018, 12:28:07 pm
I think there's a few fukers on here that know all about escaping!!

Enjoy the trip Octy.
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Post by: Rat Catcher on November 21, 2018, 02:27:56 pm
You'd rent a car for half nothing in dem parts at this time of year, Octy. Just don't get sucked in with the "total comfort" bullshit, buy separate excess insurance from AIG for peace of mind.

I'll enjoy my weekend break too, thanks Hal.
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Post by: Octavia1 on November 21, 2018, 02:37:19 pm
You'd rent a car for half nothing in dem parts at this time of year, Octy. Just don't get sucked in with the "total comfort" bullshit, buy separate excess insurance from AIG for peace of mind.

I'll enjoy my weekend break too, thanks Hal.
If yu crash a hire car abroad.....
Wud it affect yur taxi insurance?
I hired one in Melbourne few years back an abandoned it after a mile.... The road markings caused a panic attack
An they drive on the left
Title: Re: GOOD MORNING
Post by: john m on November 21, 2018, 03:25:26 pm
hired one in tenerief drove about 200 yards and gave it back you need ESP to drive in spain you never know who is going to chicken out first .
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Post by: Rat Catcher on November 21, 2018, 03:36:27 pm
I dunno the answer to that one, Octy. There's loads of small print when you renew motor insurance so I'm guessing that it probably says you're obliged to inform them of any accident that they wouldn't necessarily discover in the normal course of business.
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Post by: Shallowhal on November 21, 2018, 03:48:31 pm
Fuked if i'd be tellin them,i always rent a jammer when i'm visiting Lanzarote which includes insurance,there's no policy excess(Cabrera Medina) and includes CDW,i generally book it when i've booked flights,no payment required until you pick it up at the airport or one of their offices on the island.
Title: Re: GOOD MORNING
Post by: The Liffey Lip on November 22, 2018, 07:24:21 am
Nothing like a week driving in the Canaries to loosen your stools.  A trip to El Toro was my last time ever driving in Spain..............high altitude and narrow as fuck winding road in Menorca. The mott of the time was terrified.........temporary insanity got me through it.
Title: Re: GOOD MORNING
Post by: mercenary for hire on November 22, 2018, 10:09:35 am
Some of the best holidays I've had was when we rented mopeds or trials bikes.The bendy roads don't bother me it's the roundabouts that I hate, opposite side of the road and all.In fact I still don't like the Walkinstown roundabout on a busy day even though I've been using it 20 years.
Title: Re: GOOD MORNING
Post by: Octavia1 on November 22, 2018, 10:40:59 am
Nothing like a week driving in the Canaries to loosen your stools.  A trip to El Toro was my last time ever driving in Spain..............high altitude and narrow as fuck winding road in Menorca. The mott of the time was terrified.........temporary insanity got me through it.
I've never gone out wit a mot that wasn't temporarily or permanently insane lippy ..... I've become accustomed to it now an actually it's a big turn on for me when they're stark ravin fukin bonkers.....
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Post by: Octavia1 on November 22, 2018, 10:42:59 am
A mot wit her head on her shoulders would bore me to fukin sleep talkin a load of intelligent nonsense
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Post by: mercenary for hire on November 22, 2018, 10:46:36 am
Just keep them drunk, that will slow their brain down.
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Post by: The Liffey Lip on November 22, 2018, 10:49:28 am
I've never met a female fool yet.....plenty of male ones including meself at times. We're wired differently...that's all.
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Post by: Shallowhal on November 22, 2018, 02:07:24 pm
A rush of blood to the head flute generally renders us incapable of logical thought process!! lol
Title: Re: GOOD MORNING
Post by: The Liffey Lip on November 24, 2018, 11:51:01 am
Men are the romantics in a relationship; women are far too pragmatic to be bothered with that "falling in love" bolloxology invented by Hollywood.