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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on November 21, 2018, 04:43:21 pm

Title: appalling fuckin traffic
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on November 21, 2018, 04:43:21 pm
I'm never in town this early.
I go on the prowl after 7.
is the traffic always clusterfucked like this.
Title: Re: appalling fuckin traffic
Post by: Shallowhal on November 21, 2018, 04:51:41 pm
It was yesterday Doc....torrential rain and neverending amount of fuktards,i got a pain in me hoop at about 11 last night and came home....roadworks on lower Drumcondra Rd had traffic on both sides down to one lane...sitting here after a lovely dinner trying to motivate myself to get up and out the door....or i might just netflix the shit out of it!!
Title: Re: appalling fuckin traffic
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on November 21, 2018, 05:04:08 pm
do yourself a favour.
stay the fuck put.
Title: Re: appalling fuckin traffic
Post by: Shallowhal on November 21, 2018, 05:12:40 pm
You're no Mr Motivator Doc...although the missus is starting back to work tomorrow after a few months off after her spinal surgery....i might stay home to rub it in and celebrate a little...might even have a Hendricks gin wirra oul Fever Tree tonic.
Title: Re: appalling fuckin traffic
Post by: weird al wankovitch on November 21, 2018, 05:20:07 pm
Better off staying at home Hal. Ye wouldn't be able to hoor around town like normal..
Title: Re: appalling fuckin traffic
Post by: Shallowhal on November 21, 2018, 05:25:57 pm
I have a tendency to do the opposite of what you say Al.
Title: Re: appalling fuckin traffic
Post by: weird al wankovitch on November 21, 2018, 05:27:26 pm
Course ye do.. Nigel mansell wouldn't have a patch on you
Title: Re: appalling fuckin traffic
Post by: Shallowhal on November 21, 2018, 05:36:31 pm
Course ye do.. Nigel mansell wouldn't have a patch on you

True Al...i've sold many a dummy to dummies drivin down Pearse....it's important to have the driving line goin into Tara for a smooth quick acceleration to Georges/Burgh Qy.
Title: Re: appalling fuckin traffic
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on November 21, 2018, 06:11:26 pm
two and half hours to get from ballsbridge to swords.
gonna have a bath and stick on only fools and horses.
Title: Re: appalling fuckin traffic
Post by: Shallowhal on November 21, 2018, 06:13:54 pm
two and half hours to get from ballsbridge to swords.
gonna have a bath and stick on only fools and horses.

Sure that's a nights wages right there.
Title: Re: appalling fuckin traffic
Post by: SClass on November 21, 2018, 06:36:32 pm
two and half hours to get from ballsbridge to swords.
gonna have a bath and stick on only fools and horses.




The dart to malahide, a taxi to swords
Title: Re: appalling fuckin traffic
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on November 21, 2018, 06:54:47 pm
no I had some business in ballsbridge.
I was'nt working.
planned on slipping in to the tunnel home to swords.
east link completely backed up through ringsend and sandymount.
total disaster.
Title: Re: appalling fuckin traffic
Post by: markmiwurdz on November 21, 2018, 09:32:00 pm
two and half hours to get from ballsbridge to swords.
gonna have a bath and stick on only fools and horses.

One of these rush hour mornings/evening things are literally going to come to a complete stop for hours on end and people will start running out of fuel/patience/food,etc....