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Title: Good Evening
Post by: john m on November 21, 2018, 07:25:55 pm
Goodevening .sitting at home drinking Guinness Foreign Extra Stout 7.5% vol and getting paid to do it .Leaves quite a bitter aftertaste a little to sharp for my cultured pallett .
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: mercenary for hire on November 21, 2018, 07:31:41 pm
How long does it take to enjoy the taste of Gunness? I only switched to it 15 pints ago amd I'm struggling.
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Shallowhal on November 21, 2018, 07:33:23 pm
Would leave a bitter aftertaste on me own roxanne..if i had to sit in the boxroom of the gaff i paid for!!

Hey John,just watching the telly,forget about your diet/health regime,just saw an ad for Hollywood pants...be ideal for ye!!
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: john m on November 21, 2018, 07:43:18 pm
Would leave a bitter aftertaste on me own roxanne..if i had to sit in the boxroom of the gaff i paid for!!

Hey John,just watching the telly,forget about your diet/health regime,just saw an ad for Hollywood pants...be ideal for ye!!

I forgot about that too.Lost about a stone and a half for a while .
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Shallowhal on November 21, 2018, 07:53:08 pm
Would leave a bitter aftertaste on me own roxanne..if i had to sit in the boxroom of the gaff i paid for!!

Hey John,just watching the telly,forget about your diet/health regime,just saw an ad for Hollywood pants...be ideal for ye!!

I forgot about that too.Lost about a stone and a half for a while .

Don't bother lookin for it....it'll find you again..eventually!!
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: weird al wankovitch on November 21, 2018, 08:02:47 pm
How long does it take to enjoy the taste of Gunness? I only switched to it 15 pints ago amd I'm struggling.
better off avoiding it Merc. It's full of sugar. I've met a lot of diabetics who are Guinness drinkers.
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: markmiwurdz on November 21, 2018, 09:29:00 pm
Goodevening .sitting at home drinking Guinness Foreign Extra Stout 7.5% vol and getting paid to do it . .


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Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: john m on November 21, 2018, 09:34:48 pm
80 yoyo for my time taste this and fill in a survey beats paying for porter or driving a cab on a wednesday .
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: markmiwurdz on November 21, 2018, 09:37:16 pm
80 yoyo for my time taste this and fill in a survey beats paying for porter or driving a cab on a wednesday .

Tell uz fer fukks sake how you got the gig??
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Shallowhal on November 21, 2018, 09:52:38 pm
But then he'd have to kill you Marky....i think he's hangin in for the free bets survey...or his end of life kit to arrive!!
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: mercenary for hire on November 21, 2018, 10:32:23 pm
.^^^^Al I'm trying to drop the cider which  I'm told has four times the amount of sugar compared to Guinness..could be better for me even though its still bad. Especially the next day when I need to work. I'm experimenting kinda.
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Shallowhal on November 21, 2018, 10:40:34 pm
Just don't drink at all!!

Just trying to remember the last time i had a drink....fuked if i can remember....was during the summer i think.
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: mercenary for hire on November 21, 2018, 10:49:50 pm
Off the gargle ever since ya grew that beard and went full muzzie. Yer probably on a watch list with all the other elephant jockeys. Fair play Hal it doesn't suit everyone.

I believe all the youngsters are drinking Gin amd tonics to stay trim these days.When I was young Gin was for old folks.
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: john m on November 21, 2018, 11:00:07 pm
80 yoyo for my time taste this and fill in a survey beats paying for porter or driving a cab on a wednesday .

Tell uz fer fukks sake how you got the gig??


Her who takes my money is a food scientist I get a few of these gigs .
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: weird al wankovitch on November 21, 2018, 11:09:14 pm
.^^^^Al I'm trying to drop the cider which  I'm told has four times the amount of sugar compared to Guinness..could be better for me even though its still bad. Especially the next day when I need to work. I'm experimenting kinda.
Could never drink that cider stuff. Instant heartburn it gives me. Way too acidic. The Guinness is nice once you acquire a taste for it but dont expect to get your hole or work in the car without the 4 windows rolled down the next day. Makes the aul farts rancid.
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Shallowhal on November 21, 2018, 11:17:41 pm
Off the gargle ever since ya grew that beard and went full muzzie. Yer probably on a watch list with all the other elephant jockeys. Fair play Hal it doesn't suit everyone.

I believe all the youngsters are drinking Gin amd tonics to stay trim these days.When I was young Gin was for old folks.

Always loved an oul g&t at the end of a night,got the taste for it when my boss bought a few rounds when we were stranded in Ashbourne(where i was serving my apprenticeship) on the Fri of the big snow of 82.
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on November 21, 2018, 11:19:33 pm
can't they make gargle taste exactly like gargle without the alcoholic content?
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Shallowhal on November 21, 2018, 11:23:52 pm
can't they make gargle taste exactly like gargle without the alcoholic content?

Heineken are doin one....have to laugh at the ads...people in work needing the taste of an alcohol to get through the day....that would set alarm bells ringing as an employer.
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on November 21, 2018, 11:25:37 pm
laffin
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Octavia1 on November 22, 2018, 02:29:20 am
One in 5 Irish people's have Haemochromatosis.
It's a celtic disease
I've been wonderin why I'm bollixed tired lately an I've been drinking that Guinness a bit lately on account of the fact that I'm browned off with the fukin weather anyway
This heamacromatosis
...it's an overload of iron in their blood.... The irony is that Guinness is full the stuff..... If ya drink Guinness an yur bollixed.... It's likely that yuv too much iron in yer blood an the best way to get rid of it is to give blood or emoply leeches to suck it out....
 I've been doin some research on me genes sendin them to different companies an I've come out 100 % celtic...
The celts came from central Europe bout 5000 yers ago an before that their ancestors came up eastern Africa into Wat ya call today Egypt Palestine into Iraq Iran,Syria up tru turkey an into hungry,Poland Slovakia.... Their was 6 tribes
The present day Iraqi, Syrians share this disease with the Irish paddy to this day poor cnuts....
Anyway another mad bit of useless information is that many Irish travellers share a disease with the Chinese....
Galactosaemia.......they can't process cows milk an it gives them terrible diarea an farting........poor cnuts

Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Tony on November 22, 2018, 06:09:42 am
Your a half breed like out leader Leo so  rofl
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: markmiwurdz on November 22, 2018, 06:09:56 am
80 yoyo for my time taste this and fill in a survey beats paying for porter or driving a cab on a wednesday .

Tell uz fer fukks sake how you got the gig??


Her who takes my money is a food scientist I get a few of these gigs .

Black liquid food..... ::cheers
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Octavia1 on November 22, 2018, 10:19:29 am
Your a half breed like out leader Leo so  rofl
Am in me Bollix Tony...  100 Celtic ethicnally pure mordern day Irish......

.
They found a red haired mummy from 1000s yers back wearin a kilt in china a few years ago....
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: The Liffey Lip on November 22, 2018, 10:24:49 am
Lee Fung McAlpine............cross-dressing Cantonese chap.
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Octavia1 on November 22, 2018, 10:31:50 am
Lee Fung McAlpine............cross-dressing Cantonese chap.
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Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: mercenary for hire on November 22, 2018, 10:48:24 am
Here Tony do you not have a foreign surname?Where is it from?
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: weird al wankovitch on November 22, 2018, 11:41:41 am
England.
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: mercenary for hire on November 22, 2018, 11:47:53 am
Foreign bollix.
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Shallowhal on November 22, 2018, 02:00:41 pm
Deport the fuk....
Sure he'll have to leave after brexit anyway!!
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: The Liffey Lip on November 22, 2018, 02:11:27 pm
As my from Ayrside, Rangers loving brother-in-law says......"The Famine is over why don't yez go home". Living in Leinster, he really need to be slapped more often. "The Plantation is over" retort tends to send him mad on the drink....all to the tune of the Beach Boys.
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: SClass on November 22, 2018, 02:46:29 pm
Deport the fuk....
Sure he'll have to leave after brexit anyway!!



The poor cunt already got deported.
He alright where he is,
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Tony on November 22, 2018, 02:51:40 pm
England.


Go fuck yerself Al .. It's not English
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Tony on November 22, 2018, 02:52:31 pm
Here Tony do you not have a foreign surname?Where is it from?


It's more irish than murphy
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Shallowhal on November 22, 2018, 02:53:29 pm
Here Tony do you not have a foreign surname?Where is it from?


It's more irish than murphy

Is it fuk!!
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: mercenary for hire on November 22, 2018, 02:57:18 pm
When I put yer surname Tony into the Urban dictionary it's the term for T bagging yer mot when she's asleep.No messing.
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Shallowhal on November 22, 2018, 03:22:28 pm
Laffin....fukin is too!!
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Tony on November 22, 2018, 03:34:19 pm
Yeah I know, think I told you that before hal or maybe it was Al I told, but inanyways that's why Al calls me T bag
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: mercenary for hire on November 22, 2018, 03:41:45 pm
:-)
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Shallowhal on November 22, 2018, 03:49:39 pm
Yeah I know, think I told you that before hal or maybe it was Al I told, but inanyways that's why Al calls me T bag

Cos he can't spell gee!!
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Tony on November 22, 2018, 05:52:45 pm
Yeah I know, think I told you that before hal or maybe it was Al I told, but inanyways that's why Al calls me T bag

Cos he can't spell gee!!

 rofl
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Octavia1 on November 23, 2018, 11:37:22 am
 Wikipedias explanation... Are they allowed do this? 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teabagging
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Shallowhal on November 23, 2018, 12:07:39 pm
Wikipedias explanation... Are they allowed do this? 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teabagging

I think they just did!!
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: markmiwurdz on November 23, 2018, 03:28:37 pm
Prefer tea leaves meself...
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: Shallowhal on November 23, 2018, 03:44:54 pm
Prefer tea leaves meself...

And what are they tellin ye.....use t bags?
Title: Re: Good Evening
Post by: The Liffey Lip on November 23, 2018, 04:42:56 pm
Prefer tea leaves meself...

Same here. Campbells strained through an aul teapot......before the LGBT shower took over the whole process.