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Title: Well Done
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 14, 2018, 02:20:43 pm
https://www.nationaltransport.ie/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/SPSV_Newsletter_Issue_43-1.pdf (https://www.nationaltransport.ie/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/SPSV_Newsletter_Issue_43-1.pdf)

COMMENDATIONS
DETAILS WITH Congratulations!

the below drivers have received commendations from their passengers:
★ Stephen Murphy L7643: Administering first aid using his on board first aid kit. Highly commended!
★ Stephen Gaynor E4490: Returning lost property and providing tourist information
★ Oluesgun Ajadi L6924: A pleasant journey
★ Patrick Sheridan D4120: Dropping a passenger home after the Nitelink failed to stop
★ Gregory Dunne E1169: Vehicle condition and professionalism
★ William O’Callaghan H6526: Refusing to take payment for a fare as the passenger forgot their wallet
★ Derek Conroy B9341: Professional and friendly service; a clean vehicle
★ Sean Dent B9064: Picking
up passengers in a storm and making sure they got home safe
★ Paul Hussey M1057: Helping
a passenger after her apartment was broken into, reducing fare
★ Luciano Ulita L5299: Returning a passenger’s lost property
★ Martin Shortt E1127: Returning a passenger’s lost property
★ Muhammad Waseem Nasir M0348: Providing a passenger with an umbrella
★ Seamus O’Mahoney A10432: Returning money to a passenger who had unknowingly paid via app & cash
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Shallowhal on December 14, 2018, 02:36:46 pm
Can we see the complaints list?
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Jack Meoff on December 14, 2018, 02:45:58 pm
Anyone get commended for offering a btl of Jemmy at 3.30 in the morning for 40 snots and the passsnger pissed out of his box.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Shallowhal on December 14, 2018, 02:57:01 pm
Jaysus no....only prozzies!!
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 14, 2018, 04:23:46 pm
Can we see the complaints list?
Tinternet isn't big enough.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 14, 2018, 04:24:54 pm
I don't see my name up there? 
Ungrateful cnuts
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: silverbullet on December 14, 2018, 05:12:06 pm
Sheesh, Martin Shortts film career must've gone downhill! 8)
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Shallowhal on December 14, 2018, 08:58:38 pm
Sheesh, Martin Shortts film career must've gone downhill! 8)

He's about as funny as arse cancer anyway!!
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Bubba Ho-Tep on December 15, 2018, 12:17:29 pm
https://www.nationaltransport.ie/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/SPSV_Newsletter_Issue_43-1.pdf (https://www.nationaltransport.ie/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/SPSV_Newsletter_Issue_43-1.pdf)

COMMENDATIONS
DETAILS WITH Congratulations!


★ Sean Dent B9064: Picking
up passengers in a storm and making sure they got home safe



Sean was an extra in Excalibur , one of the knights .
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Vikkiz on December 15, 2018, 01:13:19 pm
So they all done their jobs. Well done all.

We should all ring up and commend each other.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 15, 2018, 02:05:11 pm
I don't see my name up there? 
Ungrateful cnuts

You could encourage your clients to commend you, I guess.... Maybe we should start a competition, see who can get the most humorous commendation published?
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Shallowhal on December 15, 2018, 02:14:12 pm
I don't see my name up there? 
Ungrateful cnuts

You could encourage your clients to commend you, I guess.... Maybe we should start a competition, see who can get the most humorous commendation published?

I'd say the complaints section is better!!
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 15, 2018, 03:17:35 pm
I don't see my name up there? 
Ungrateful cnuts

You could encourage your clients to commend you, I guess.... Maybe we should start a competition, see who can get the most humorous commendation published?
Ide say all them blokes wer good-looking got 5 stars from ugly birds on their way home from lesson Street and they cudnt pick up a man an they we'r desperately fantasising In  the back of the cab that somebody would make love to them....
And none of yous got commendation medals cause yur all ugly fat smelly  doddery owl cnuts
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Shallowhal on December 15, 2018, 03:20:38 pm
Less of the ugly Octy....that's just plain offensive!!
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 15, 2018, 03:25:19 pm
I  didn't get any cause they knew I was way out of their league an they be punching above their weight an they hadn't a chance...... Me bean a celtic warrior adonis pin up fukin hunk of 100% raw Irish beef
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Shallowhal on December 15, 2018, 03:28:50 pm
Punchin above their weight...fat burds?
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 15, 2018, 03:41:54 pm
Punchin above their weight...fat burds?
Wat happened their shall?????  It was like something out of the matrix.....
I replied to the wrong thread and you answered?     Bleedin weird but trippy.....

RATTI....... You have a glitch in yur software
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 15, 2018, 04:21:08 pm
A bad workman always blames his tools.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 15, 2018, 04:23:24 pm
I don't see my name up there? 
Ungrateful cnuts

You could encourage your clients to commend you, I guess.... Maybe we should start a competition, see who can get the most humorous commendation published?
Ide say all them blokes wer good-looking

Fuck off, at least one of them's black.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 15, 2018, 04:43:42 pm
I don't see my name up there? 
Ungrateful cnuts

You could encourage your clients to commend you, I guess.... Maybe we should start a competition, see who can get the most humorous commendation published?
Ide say all them blokes wer good-looking

Fuck off, at least one of them's black.

Yea but yu know Wat they say about black men ratti.. They'd make a Donkey blush
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 15, 2018, 04:46:21 pm
Fair point, I guess. Rank talk suggests the African immigrants are the first choice among rich burds looking for a bitta rough, these days.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Shallowhal on December 15, 2018, 05:03:29 pm
Fair point, I guess. Rank talk suggests the African immigrants are the first choice among rich burds looking for a bitta rough, these days.

I think they're the first choice among fat burds...in fairness!!
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 15, 2018, 05:29:33 pm
Some very attractive coloured girls goin around now that there's load of them here now.....yu know the way their bum sticks out almost horizontal... Apparently they store fat in their bums.. Where as white trash honkys store it all over ,,,, I often imagine they be handy if yu we'r gettin over a high wall
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 15, 2018, 06:08:03 pm
It's the Eastern European ones that are driving our fat ugly prostitutes out of business.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: dalymount on December 15, 2018, 06:43:30 pm
Ya know something ocky, your absolutely right .their arses DO  stick out much more.I thought it was just me that thought that,but im glad im not on my own
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: dalymount on December 15, 2018, 06:46:06 pm
Especially the big mama types
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: silverbullet on December 15, 2018, 07:20:59 pm
Some very attractive coloured girls goin around now that there's load of them here now.....yu know the way their bum sticks out almost horizontal... Apparently they store fat in their bums.. Where as white trash honkys store it all over ,,,, I often imagine they be handy if yu we'r gettin over a high wall
When yet Ma brings you to a GAA match :


(https://i.postimg.cc/r07rqbSM/Screenshot-20181215-191923.png) (https://postimg.cc/r07rqbSM) 8)
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: vandriver on December 16, 2018, 12:39:00 am
She's some bush on her.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 16, 2018, 07:46:39 am
She's some bush on her.
rofl
Fuk sake van.... I thought yu we'r borin owld monotonal Drone accountant type....
But yu certainly have come on lately.....
I nearly pissed meself laughin at that one....
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 16, 2018, 07:48:27 am
Holy fuk..... I took another look.....
Is that her bleedin bush??????  :o
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Vikkiz on December 16, 2018, 09:57:19 am
Holy fuk..... I took another look.....
Is that her bleedin bush??????  :o
Nope, it’s another child  rofl
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: markmiwurdz on December 16, 2018, 12:35:19 pm
Holy fuk..... I took another look.....
Is that her bleedin bush??????  :o

Either it is or it's a beehive or both?..
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Shallowhal on December 16, 2018, 02:35:19 pm
Would have loved to see Harry do that bushtucker trial!!
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: silverbullet on December 16, 2018, 06:35:06 pm
https://www.nationaltransport.ie/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/SPSV_Newsletter_Issue_43-1.pdf (https://www.nationaltransport.ie/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/SPSV_Newsletter_Issue_43-1.pdf)

COMMENDATIONS
DETAILS WITH Congratulations!

the below drivers have received commendations from their passengers:
★ Stephen Murphy L7643: Administering first aid using his on board first aid kit. Highly commended!
★ Stephen Gaynor E4490: Returning lost property and providing tourist information
★ Oluesgun Ajadi L6924: A pleasant journey
★ Patrick Sheridan D4120: Dropping a passenger home after the Nitelink failed to stop
★ Gregory Dunne E1169: Vehicle condition and professionalism
★ William O’Callaghan H6526: Refusing to take payment for a fare as the passenger forgot their wallet
★ Derek Conroy B9341: Professional and friendly service; a clean vehicle
★ Sean Dent B9064: Picking
up passengers in a storm and making sure they got home safe
★ Paul Hussey M1057: Helping
a passenger after her apartment was broken into, reducing fare
★ Luciano Ulita L5299: Returning a passenger’s lost property
★ Martin Shortt E1127: Returning a passenger’s lost property
★ Muhammad Waseem Nasir M0348: Providing a passenger with an umbrella
★ Seamus O’Mahoney A10432: Returning money to a passenger who had unknowingly paid via app & cash
I'm glad Eddie Fullerton took my advice on board.
It used to be a Complaints line, now it's Compliments/Complaints - A more positive spin.  8)
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Shallowhal on December 16, 2018, 07:45:24 pm
Can we see the complaints please!!
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: silverbullet on December 17, 2018, 06:47:59 pm
Can we see the complaints please!!
Do you have a one terabyte external hard drive?
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Shallowhal on December 17, 2018, 08:16:05 pm
Can we see the complaints please!!
Do you have a one terabyte external hard drive?

Always!!
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 17, 2018, 11:44:35 pm
Get a bigger one, a much bigger one.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Belker on December 18, 2018, 10:44:03 am
...... Maybe we should start a competition, .......
If a competition is required, then maybe start a competition about which of us on here has been nominated most by our customers as a Favoured Driver on MyTaxi ?
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Vikkiz on December 20, 2018, 12:26:46 am
...... Maybe we should start a competition, .......
If a competition is required, then maybe start a competition about which of us on here has been nominated most by our customers as a Favoured Driver on MyTaxi ?
It would have to be relative to the amount of jobs a driver has done.

IE: if I done 1000 jobs and had 100 favored customers I’d have 10% but if VD who has done 3000 and has 120 favored customers, he’d only have 4%
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Belker on December 20, 2018, 03:42:49 pm
...... Maybe we should start a competition, .......
If a competition is required, then maybe start a competition about which of us on here has been nominated most by our customers as a Favoured Driver on MyTaxi ?
It would have to be relative to the amount of jobs a driver has done.

IE: if I done 1000 jobs and had 100 favored customers I’d have 10% but if VD who has done 3000 and has 120 favored customers, he’d only have 4%
Yep, I can go along with that Vikkiz, so who want's to get the Ball Rolling ?
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: vandriver on December 20, 2018, 04:01:14 pm
As of this morning 61 faves in 3300 jobs.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 20, 2018, 04:41:59 pm
How many of the 3300 jobs were repeat jobs from those who picked you as their favourite driver or liked/tagged/whatever you?
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Belker on December 20, 2018, 05:16:56 pm
As of this morning 61 faves in 3300 jobs.
I don't reckon you won't be bulling too many calves with that score VD !
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: silverbullet on December 20, 2018, 07:35:10 pm
As of this morning 61 faves in 3300 jobs.
3613/161

(https://i.postimg.cc/LgzdqyqL/Screenshot-20181220-193225.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/LgzdqyqL)
Just waiting for the Crying Cunt Comments!! 8)
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on December 20, 2018, 07:45:15 pm
who verifies and screens that these taxi driver commendations are genuine.
if I was facing deportation I'd get some cunt to ring up and damn them saying I'm a lovely fuckin fella and the car is always dickied out.
Title: Well Done
Post by: infitly on December 21, 2018, 03:36:57 am
Between Bob and I well come up with a set for you.

A BIG hammer will open that hood.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on December 21, 2018, 04:03:07 am
Between Bob and I well come up with a set for you.

A BIG hammer will open that hood.
get up to bed ye headbanger ye.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: vandriver on December 21, 2018, 07:14:30 am
How do you get twice as many cash jobs as account?
Are you an ambassador hanging round hotels?
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 21, 2018, 01:19:28 pm
Usually get more cash than card working the Northside suburbs but it's pretty unpredictable.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: mercenary for hire on December 21, 2018, 03:00:22 pm
Jesus Belker yer very slow sticking up yer numbers.Considering it was your idea..Im guessing you're working hard improving the numbers..
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 21, 2018, 03:01:54 pm
No fun in that shite... thought Octy might put his humour into a commendation or two....
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Bob Shillin on December 21, 2018, 04:07:18 pm
Between Bob and I well come up with a set for you.

A BIG hammer will open that hood.


When Ricky Gervais, an atheist, was asked, if he had he choice, which of the thousands of Gods worshipped over the centuries would he like to be. He had no hesitation in saying "Thor". "Why" asked the questioner...................... "Big hammer"
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 21, 2018, 04:28:20 pm
No fun in that shite... thought Octy might put his humour into a commendation or two....
How do you know how many of the cunts liked ya? 
I'll have a look now
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 21, 2018, 04:40:20 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/xkZYh6BS/Screenshot-20181221-163938.png) (https://postimg.cc/xkZYh6BS)
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 21, 2018, 04:42:39 pm
So 16  cnuts liked me??  :o
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 21, 2018, 04:43:30 pm
Is that 1500 jobs for the year?
Holy fuk
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 21, 2018, 04:44:51 pm
Did  I win?
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Shallowhal on December 21, 2018, 04:51:38 pm
Did  I win?

Yeah...you won!!
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 21, 2018, 05:06:28 pm
Did  I win?

Yeah...you won!!

Wat did I win?
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 21, 2018, 07:19:13 pm
The envy of those who give a shit.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: silverbullet on December 21, 2018, 07:55:13 pm
Did  I win?

Yeah...you won!!

Wat did I win?
The respect of  16 souls.
Have a Doughnut!
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Vikkiz on December 22, 2018, 06:56:03 pm
I’ve done 1253 jobs and have 41 favorites which is 3.273%

October has 1%

Silver has 4.46%

VD has 1.85%
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 22, 2018, 07:41:35 pm
I’ve done 1253 jobs and have 41 favorites which is 3.273%

October has 1%

Silver has 4.46%

VD has 1.85%


So I am winning at been a cnut?
Fukin delighted....
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Vikkiz on December 22, 2018, 07:42:53 pm
I’ve done 1253 jobs and have 41 favorites which is 3.273%

October has 1%

Silver has 4.46%

VD has 1.85%


So I am winning at been a cnut?
Fukin delighted....
Exactly, ya cunt
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Shallowhal on December 22, 2018, 08:37:16 pm
No 1 cunt!!
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 22, 2018, 09:56:05 pm
Ah thanks lads....

Happy cuntimas..
https://youtu.be/rkGIEt1o9m4

Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 23, 2018, 03:47:36 pm
Anyone else puttin up there lick arse points!???
I don't believe I'm the greatest cnut here....
Anyway I think it's probably an misunderstanding..... I'm a lovely bloke really...I just put me foot in it too often.....
Last week an owl posh bird and her retired judge or Watever going to D4.....
Anyway the owlone cudnt get the seat belt on..... An i did it.... Wat I always was of afraid of saying....
I said
" fuk sake if it had hair on it... Yud get it in "
The owlfella nearly had a coronary.....
Snobby cnuts
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 23, 2018, 06:27:49 pm
I'm lovely.... according to one of my Uber clients.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Shallowhal on December 23, 2018, 06:32:33 pm
I'm lovely.... according to one of my Uber clients.

What did the other one say....he's cuddly?
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: silverbullet on December 23, 2018, 06:34:55 pm
I'm lovely.... according to one of my Uber clients.
Did he tip you?
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Shallowhal on December 23, 2018, 06:37:25 pm
Told him he wouldn't go far in this business.....he was dead fukin right!!
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Belker on December 23, 2018, 11:38:24 pm
Jesus Belker yer very slow sticking up yer numbers.Considering it was your idea..Im guessing you're working hard improving the numbers..
Soz MFH, I actually went out and did do a birra work this week, that Fat Fooker 'Santee' doesn't  come cheap !

My 'Scores on the Doors' are 3144 jobs and 123 favoured customers, coming in at 3.91%.

'Tip me Hat' to Silverbullet, I can't see 4.46% been beaten.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Belker on December 23, 2018, 11:44:53 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/xkZYh6BS/Screenshot-20181221-163938.png) (https://postimg.cc/xkZYh6BS)

You have a fine head a hair on ya there Octy !
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Vikkiz on December 23, 2018, 11:47:22 pm
You have a fine head a hair on ya there Octy !
Looks like one of the Muppets.
Ginger bastard, don't know there names as I never watched them. Before my time
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Belker on December 24, 2018, 12:01:01 am
You have a fine head a hair on ya there Octy !
Looks like one of the Muppets.
Ginger bastard, don't know there names as I never watched them. Before my time
As in 'Animal' the drum player;
(https://i.postimg.cc/LqmgyStm/Animal.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/LqmgyStm)
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Vikkiz on December 24, 2018, 03:57:39 am
Was thinking more like Beaker
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 24, 2018, 06:05:02 am
You have a fine head a hair on ya there Octy !
Looks like one of the Muppets.
Ginger bastard, don't know there names as I never watched them. Before my time

Beaker..... Me favourite muppet

Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 24, 2018, 06:06:32 am

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Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: silverbullet on December 24, 2018, 06:06:23 pm
Jesus Belker yer very slow sticking up yer numbers.Considering it was your idea..Im guessing you're working hard improving the numbers..
Soz MFH, I actually went out and did do a birra work this week, that Fat Fooker 'Santee' doesn't  come cheap !

My 'Scores on the Doors' are 3144 jobs and 123 favoured customers, coming in at 3.91%.

'Tip me Hat' to Silverbullet, I can't see 4.46% been beaten.

(https://i.postimg.cc/bZ1ZTH3c/Screenshot-20181224-180404.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bZ1ZTH3c) 8)
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Bob Shillin on December 24, 2018, 06:46:43 pm
I’ve done 1253 jobs and have 41 favorites which is 3.273%

October has 1%

Silver has 4.46%

VD has 1.85%
2.12%, but then I don't like other people, and take all my personal baggage to work with me.

So I am winning at been a cnut?
Fukin delighted....
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 24, 2018, 07:09:10 pm
Jesus Belker yer very slow sticking up yer numbers.Considering it was your idea..Im guessing you're working hard improving the numbers..
Soz MFH, I actually went out and did do a birra work this week, that Fat Fooker 'Santee' doesn't  come cheap !

My 'Scores on the Doors' are 3144 jobs and 123 favoured customers, coming in at 3.91%.

'Tip me Hat' to Silverbullet, I can't see 4.46% been beaten.

(https://i.postimg.cc/bZ1ZTH3c/Screenshot-20181224-180404.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/bZ1ZTH3c) 8)

Ya big lick arse
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: mercenary for hire on December 24, 2018, 08:41:10 pm
I think I'm at 5% but I'm not really competitive so don't really care.Bet yis didn't know every time yis use your driver referral code to get the free tenner that customer automatically becomes a favourite?

Also did you know that you can give them your code during their first card trip.Even if they hailed ya with the app.I usually sniff out the tourists as they're generally first time card users.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Belker on December 24, 2018, 11:35:19 pm
I think I'm at 5% but I'm not really competitive so don't really care.Bet yis didn't know every time yis use your driver referral code to get the free tenner that customer automatically becomes a favourite?

Also did you know that you can give them your code during their first card trip.Even if they hailed ya with the app.I usually sniff out the tourists as they're generally first time card users.

Use this online calculator to work out your exact percentage MFH;
https://www.disabled-world.com/calculators-charts/percentage.php (https://www.disabled-world.com/calculators-charts/percentage.php)
use the ''Or Find Percentage of '' feature.

Ya can't just come on and say like "Yea, I'm the winner on 5%" !!
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Belker on December 24, 2018, 11:51:09 pm
Scores on the Doors;

Silverbullet has 4.46%.

Belker has 3.92%.

Vikkiz has 3.27%.

Bob Shillin has 2.12%.

Vandriver has 1.85%.

Octy has 1%.

RatCatcher is 'Lovely'.

And awaiting clarification of MFH's seemingly winning 5%.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: mercenary for hire on December 25, 2018, 12:08:42 am
It was 5% but then I did a few jobs and it fell all the way down to 4.996.Anyway pointless but here goes...as ya can see I don't cover too many jobs.Note that my referrals are pushing up the numbers.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Belker on December 25, 2018, 12:19:15 am
Scores on the Doors;

MFH has 5%.

Silverbullet has 4.46%.

Belker has 3.92%.

Vikkiz has 3.27%.

Bob Shillin has 2.12%.

Vandriver has 1.85%.

Octy has 1%.

RatCatcher is 'Lovely'.

Anyone Else ?
Before we declare MFH as the Winner !
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Belker on December 25, 2018, 12:29:47 am
It was 5% but then I did a few jobs and it fell all the way down to 4.996.Anyway pointless but here goes...as ya can see I don't cover too many jobs.Note that my referrals are pushing up the numbers.
That's fair good going MFH, when Vandriver who seems a very pleasant and placid type of person posted his 1.85%, I thought I would be a 'Sho-in' with me 3.91%. You obviousely have the Gift of de Gab within the cab !
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: mercenary for hire on December 25, 2018, 12:38:56 am
I mostly get sober,reasonable customers during the day.The only reason I use the referral codes is because I had passengers book me through the app as a cash job but then on the way wanted to pay by card.Had I processed the job on my own reader I'd be paying 13.75% commission(12% plus 1.75% to Sumup).So it's easier just to get them to register the card on the app.They get a tenner and you get a tenner.

I'd say others might have better numbers but can't be arsed.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: silverbullet on December 25, 2018, 03:12:41 pm
I think I'm at 5% but I'm not really competitive so don't really care.Bet yis didn't know every time yis use your driver referral code to get the free tenner that customer automatically becomes a favourite?

Also did you know that you can give them your code during their first card trip.Even if they hailed ya with the app.I usually sniff out the tourists as they're generally first time card users.
Now ye get it.
Every Port job gets asked - particularly if they're foreign - First time using the App'?
Bingo, free Tenner each.

https://youtu.be/q5pESPQpXxE 8)
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Shallowhal on December 25, 2018, 04:14:39 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/w7NCHtrG/20181225-161046.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/w7NCHtrG)

And Hals.....and MFH is a fukin lick arse....straight up!!
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: vandriver on December 25, 2018, 06:15:08 pm
Im the most pleasant chatty and erudite taximan,nice and helpful to customers,a good ear for those who need to talk,and a good laugh at times.
What the f@¢k is wrong with the customers I get ?

(In fairness,I do a lot of corporate work,where the passengers don't book the jobs themselves)
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: mercenary for hire on December 25, 2018, 07:40:39 pm
I only switch it on when I'm in good form.Otherwise I'm just cancelling jobs on fukkers that keep me waiting.If I had to work it all the time I would have been booted off it by now.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 25, 2018, 08:34:01 pm
Scores on the Doors;

MFH has 5%.

Silverbullet has 4.46%.

Belker has 3.92%.

Vikkiz has 3.27%.

Bob Shillin has 2.12%.

Vandriver has 1.85%.

Octy has 1%.

RatCatcher is 'Lovely'.

Anyone Else ?
Before we declare MFH as the Winner !

Do you get your rating as a lick arse driver added to your car?
So if I've a beautiful new clean ecologically
Friendly and technologically advanced safest taxi in the world.....
And yous all drive dirty smelly old clapped out death traps...... Then technically wen you subtract my driver rating from my vehicle rating an get 1%.....
Then it's safe to say that I am probably the greatest cnut driving a taxi in the country....
Is that correct?
This is the best Christmas ever...
 Got Me own  personal copy of Shane the directors cut as a present ...



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https://youtu.be/NE3mHhpGV2A
They shud legalise guns in Ireland....
There be no more messin...
Keep the population down, house prices come down, no ques in lidls or hospital trolleys... No more homelessness...

Come the revolution

Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: stonethecrows on December 25, 2018, 10:17:24 pm
1811 jobs with 75 likes should take me on to the podium in 3rd place to claim the bronze cnut award at 4.14%. Need someone to take photo of me screen if proof reqd.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Belker on December 26, 2018, 12:41:12 am
1811 jobs with 75 likes should take me on to the podium in 3rd place to claim the bronze cnut award at 4.14%. Need someone to take photo of me screen if proof reqd.
To take a screen shot, press the home button and the power button at the same time.
No proof required to get 3rd place though.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Belker on December 26, 2018, 12:43:14 am

(https://i.postimg.cc/w7NCHtrG/20181225-161046.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/w7NCHtrG)

And Hals.....and MFH is a fukin lick arse....straight up!!

45 favourites out of how many jobs Hal ?
Just so as we can add you to the scores on the doors.

I would love to see Tony's score !!
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Belker on December 26, 2018, 12:53:18 am
Also did you know that you can give them your code during their first card trip.Even if they hailed ya with the app.I usually sniff out the tourists as they're generally first time card users.
Fook sake !  I forgot all about your post MFH, the last job I did last night was a new MyTaxi customer asking me how it all worked ? And I completely forgot your post, Bollocks ! That's after spoiling my whole OCD Christmas !!
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: mercenary for hire on December 26, 2018, 11:37:34 am
Just remember those codes are only valid on the first card journey.After that nothing.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Belker on December 27, 2018, 06:03:24 am
Im the most pleasant chatty and erudite taximan,nice and helpful to customers,a good ear for those who need to talk,and a good laugh at times.
What the f@¢k is wrong with the customers I get ?

(In fairness,I do a lot of corporate work,where the passengers don't book the jobs themselves)
Ya need ta work on yer Bullshite VD, a lot !!
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Belker on December 27, 2018, 06:20:49 am
Final Scores on the Doors;


Gold; MFH has 5%.

Silver; Silverbullet has 4.46%.

Bronze; Stonethecrows has 4.12%.

Belker has 3.88%.

Vikkiz has 3.27%.

Bob Shillin has 2.12%.

Vandriver has 1.85%.

Octy has 1%.

And RatCatcher is 'Lovely'.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 27, 2018, 09:53:12 am
Final Scores on the Doors;


Gold; MFH has 5%.

Silver; Silverbullet has 4.46%.

Bronze; Stonethecrows has 4.12%.

Belker has 3.88%.

Vikkiz has 3.27%.

Bob Shillin has 2.12%.

Vandriver has 1.85%.

Octy has 1%.

And RatCatcher is 'Lovely'.

I won...
King of the king Kong kunts ...... .....


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Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Belker on December 27, 2018, 11:29:46 am
I won...
King of the king Kong kunts ...... ..... ........
Ya didn't actually Win anything Octy,
actually you came in Last !
So now it's your turn to 'Eileen Dover'
and let MFH claim his prize !!
 lol
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: mercenary for hire on December 27, 2018, 12:16:29 pm
Just goes to show ya don't need to be driving a flash motor or be well dressed or even clean shaven to keep the passengers happy.I probably wash the car properly about 3/4 times a year.The interior doesn't get the attention it deserves either.My motor is probably one of the oldest on the forum.Customers who matter don't give a shit what you're driving.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Rat Catcher on December 27, 2018, 04:28:07 pm
You hardly washed it thrice this year with the hose pipe ban anall, MfH. Mine is fucking filthy right now but with the Christmas holidays anall I'm not working a lot, in fact I last worked on the 18th and I don't plan much more than an hour or two here and there 'till next year.... then the motor has to be retired so I'll probably leave it to Mrs. Catcher to get some immigrants to do it when it's hers.
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 27, 2018, 05:21:47 pm
Just goes to show ya don't need to be driving a flash motor or be well dressed or even clean shaven to keep the passengers happy.I probably wash the car properly about 3/4 times a year.The interior doesn't get the attention it deserves either.My motor is probably one of the oldest on the forum.Customers who matter don't give a shit what you're driving.
They probably feel sorry for yis and make you their favourite lick arse because youz
All look close to death and the blokes are probably afraid ide rob their birds so they give me fuk all stars and the women forget because they fall in love with me and forget about their phones
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: mercenary for hire on December 27, 2018, 05:49:17 pm
There's deffo a bit of FDS in that post Octy..
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 27, 2018, 06:16:26 pm
There's deffo a bit of FDS in that post Octy..

I suppose there is alright...
He was an awful funny cnut
..
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Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Belker on December 28, 2018, 06:16:10 am
There's deffo a bit of FDS in that post Octy..

I suppose there is alright...
He was an awful funny cnut ....

I loved FDS, he took a lorra getting used too, but when ya got the hang of him,
he was some funny Kount and actually quite intelligent too.
Some of hiz best quotes;
"Panzer"
"Arrdvark"
"Rot"..........
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: silverbullet on December 28, 2018, 08:29:54 pm
There's deffo a bit of FDS in that post Octy..

I suppose there is alright...
He was an awful funny cnut
..
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FDS still drives a Skodit.
Could  have sworn I saw a white PRIUS parked in the apartments near the sculptured tree near the Dollymount causeway! 8)
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 28, 2018, 09:34:37 pm
There's deffo a bit of FDS in that post Octy..

I suppose there is alright...
He was an awful funny cnut
..
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FDS still drives a Skodit.
Could  have sworn I saw a white PRIUS parked in the apartments near the sculptured tree near the Dollymount causeway! 8)

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Jesus I was supposed to be horse yesterday...... I'm the only cunt on here with one identify
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Octavia1 on December 28, 2018, 09:36:53 pm
That's not my car bullet.... I know that cnut tho...... Keep away from him.... He's a fukin nutcase  :D
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: silverbullet on December 29, 2018, 06:52:22 pm
That's not my car bullet.... I know that cnut tho...... Keep away from him.... He's a fukin nutcase  :D
D'ya remember the Clash singing
White PRIUS
White PRIUS
Before their time they were! 8)
Title: Re: Well Done
Post by: Belker on December 30, 2018, 07:34:49 am
Jesus I was supposed to be horse yesterday...... I'm the only cunt on here with one identify
FDS was driving the Fiat Scudo, AKA 'De Panzer' back in the years when you were driving the Octavia,
which kinda put's you in the clear...., Unless your Hippo ?  !!