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Title: Mad man on the loose
Post by: john m on January 09, 2019, 02:08:16 am
Donny T going on telly to tell the Yanks they are being invaded by terrorists or some other shit .I wonder if he will decide in a few weeks that America is ungovernable by a genius like him because  congress and the senate are jelous of his greatnessness and resigns .
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: Shallowhal on January 09, 2019, 02:15:57 am
Is it on Sky....or Netflix John?

Is that what it's called?
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: john m on January 09, 2019, 02:31:34 am
Why does he keep going on about the Wall Mexicowas going to pay for .I think he is looking for a reason to fuck off .Dont think the gig turned out to be what he thought it was .Recon if he gets immunity for him and his family and buddies he might resign ,before they shoot him,
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: dalymount on January 09, 2019, 08:32:50 am
John I will ask you one question that I have asked of people with a similar view to yours. HIS POLICY IS AMERICA FIRST,WHY IS THAT WRONG. ? I would expect all worldleadersto put their own nations first,and instead of being applauded for it,there is continues whichunt to get him out
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: mercenary for hire on January 09, 2019, 09:15:48 am
I was watching the movie Blackkklansman last week and the KKK used the 'America first' slogan.Dunno if Trumpy stole it or not.
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Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 09, 2019, 09:38:01 am
Klan was founded by a Democrat..........and they were very anti-Catholic..........Kooks, Katholics, Kikes.
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: dalymount on January 09, 2019, 09:43:14 am
As a nationalist,I believe it is not only the responsibility of our leaders to put our country and our people first,but it is their absolute duty to do so.the trouble with the world today is,the political leaders established a way they believe politics should work.they believe you should appease leaders in other countries,like we try to appease the likes of the leadership of the EU .even to the detriment of our own people.this is demonstrated by the fact that refugees,ans asylum seekers can come to this country andbe housed upon arrival while young Irish people try desperately to maintain a standard of living for theimselves,and their family.president Trump has set about changing that mindset,and the established politicians dont like it.I believe this the reason for this continues whichunt against him.he ha rumbled the bastards,and they dont know how to deal with it.I sincerely hope his philosophy of putting his own people first spreads worldwide LONG LIVE THE PRESIDENT
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 09, 2019, 09:49:33 am
Scares me to think you think he's not a paid-up member of the same club they're all in Dalyer. Like Obama and Macron he came from a political abyss...he owed 1 billion in personal debt 15 yrs ago.............now what part of "they own the tango man" do you not get? Someone/Rockefeller stepped in to save him if he'd do their bidding..........you can't get in if they don't want you.
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: dalymount on January 09, 2019, 10:03:17 am
Maybe so lippy,but he talks my kind of language,unlike the other lickasses who just want appease the highest bidder
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 09, 2019, 10:03:17 am
Quiet everywhere today. Couple of names for Dalyer to look into........Wilbur Ross and Sheldon Adleson. Trump is a dirty as the rest of the dickheads......$832 million debt wiped off the slate by the real money-men. Macron worked for the same banking dynasty.
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: dalymount on January 09, 2019, 10:05:54 am
Lipp I am not nieve enough to think Donald is pure as the driven snow,but as I said his policy of putting his own first,I find very appealing
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 09, 2019, 10:07:09 am
Maybe so lippy,but he talks my kind of language,unlike the other lickasses who just want appease the highest bidder

I'll give him one thing.............he did threaten Clinton with jail but he realised if he went after her that that and other scandals involving Putin would fuck up US/Israeli plans for the embassy being relocated to Jerusalem.
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: watty on January 09, 2019, 11:04:41 am
John I will ask you one question that I have asked of people with a similar view to yours. HIS POLICY IS AMERICA FIRST,WHY IS THAT WRONG. ? I would expect all worldleadersto put their own nations first,and instead of being applauded for it,there is continues whichunt to get him out
Nothing wrong with 'America First'.  But no country exists on its own anymore.  America would be a more stable country if the countries south of America were stable.  Trade would increase and immigration would lessen as some of them could make a living in their home country.

America needs immigration.  Indeed Trump has foreigners working in his hotels, some illegally arranged by management.  Their agriculture industry would collapse if immigrants didn't come across the border to pick the crops.  Their science and technology industries would collapse if the Chinese and Indians didn't come over to do the research.

The Wall won't change anything.  Most illegal immigrants from the South cross the border legally (on commercial flights) and overstay.  They're mostly economic migrants.  Terrorists aren't coming across from Mexico - again they're flying into the country. 

Asylum-seekers are another matter.  Seeking asylum is perfectly legal under international law and countries have obligations under international law.  Trump cannot turn them away without first considering their individual plights.

Finally, almost everything Trump says is a lie.  I can't find the number now but the Washington Post has it around 7,000 in the two years since he got elected.
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: dalymount on January 09, 2019, 11:59:53 am
So whats the alternative Pelosi,and Shumer with their open border policy ?
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: mercenary for hire on January 09, 2019, 12:21:33 pm
Landmines..
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 09, 2019, 12:38:50 pm
Shumer............and his fat daughter, the so-called comedienne.........
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: Shallowhal on January 09, 2019, 12:52:49 pm
Shumer............and his fat daughter, the so-called comedienne.........

She's about as funny as arse cancer.
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: dalymount on January 09, 2019, 02:17:14 pm
Americans haven't a clue when it comes to comedy.the brits in fairness are way ahead of them .fools and horses,fawlty towers,steptoe and son et  etc ,the yanks are wicket at comety
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: watty on January 09, 2019, 05:58:14 pm
So whats the alternative Pelosi,and Shumer with their open border policy ?
The border isn't open.  Something like 20% of it already has a wall/fence.  Another good chunk is basically impassable (mountains/wide rivers).  And then the Border guards have patrols, drones etc.  They catch loads of them coming over but, like here, they get let out on their version of bail.... And they disappear into America and don't turn up for their court date.

If the Judges and the system were more efficient and quicker, they could f*ck out the illegals quickly and let in the legal illegals (if you know what I mean).

Of course, that would mean seeing them as individual human beings and not classifying the whole lot of them as rapist, murdering terrorists.
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: Bob Shillin on January 09, 2019, 07:26:51 pm
So whats the alternative Pelosi,and Shumer with their open border policy ?

"Bernie, Bernie, Bernie"
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: Shallowhal on January 09, 2019, 07:38:46 pm
So whats the alternative Pelosi,and Shumer with their open border policy ?

"Bernie, Bernie, Bernie"

Madoff? lol
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: Octavia1 on January 09, 2019, 09:00:56 pm
Americans haven't a clue when it comes to comedy.the brits in fairness are way ahead of them .fools and horses,fawlty towers,steptoe and son et  etc ,the yanks are wicket at comety
The only American comedy ever worth watchin was sergeant bilko... I can't think of antin else.... Charlie Chaplin was a brit and Stan laurel
Oh yea... Them blokes in spinal tap we'r American comic genius,s and had the brit accent off to a tee
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: silverbullet on January 10, 2019, 07:07:02 pm
Americans haven't a clue when it comes to comedy.the brits in fairness are way ahead of them .fools and horses,fawlty towers,steptoe and son et  etc ,the yanks are wicket at comety
The only American comedy ever worth watchin was sergeant bilko... I can't think of antin else.... Charlie Chaplin was a brit and Stan laurel
Oh yea... Them blokes in spinal tap we'r American comic genius,s and had the brit accent off to a tee
Curb your enthusiasm.
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: Rat Catcher on January 10, 2019, 07:25:11 pm
Donald is good value for comedy. I like The Big Bang Theory, too.
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: dalymount on January 10, 2019, 08:16:04 pm
BUILD THAT WALL
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: TheDevilHimself on January 11, 2019, 01:27:05 am
Donald is good value for comedy. I like The Big Bang Theory, too.
to be Fair Barack Obama and even Hilary Clinton Had a lot of comedy value too.  It's just that  the  corporate media didn't hold up the *laugh* sign for the  stupid studio audience
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: Belker on January 11, 2019, 08:30:32 am
Americans haven't a clue when it comes to comedy.the brits in fairness are way ahead of them .fools and horses,fawlty towers,steptoe and son et  etc ,the yanks are wicket at comety
The only American comedy ever worth watchin was sergeant bilko... I can't think of antin else.... Charlie Chaplin was a brit and Stan laurel
Oh yea... Them blokes in spinal tap we'r American comic genius,s and had the brit accent off to a tee
M.A.S.H. wasn't too bad, I defo would have given 'Hot-lips' one !  Just a pity the comedy series was made as seemingly that was the only way to inform the dopey American public that the Korean war was actually on-going.
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: Octavia1 on January 11, 2019, 09:52:43 am
Americans haven't a clue when it comes to comedy.the brits in fairness are way ahead of them .fools and horses,fawlty towers,steptoe and son et  etc ,the yanks are wicket at comety
The only American comedy ever worth watchin was sergeant bilko... I can't think of antin else.... Charlie Chaplin was a brit and Stan laurel
Oh yea... Them blokes in spinal tap we'r American comic genius,s and had the brit accent off to a tee
M.A.S.H. wasn't too bad, I defo would have given 'Hot-lips' one !  Just a pity the comedy series was made as seemingly that was the only way to inform the dopey American public that the Korean war was actually on-going.

Yur one was sex alrite.... But not like blondie off the scale....
Comedians in order of greatness....

Benny hill.......
Ehhh
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: Belker on January 11, 2019, 10:23:24 am
Number 1 always fer me; Billy Connolly.
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: Belker on January 11, 2019, 10:38:46 am
M.A.S.H. wasn't too bad, I defo would have given 'Hot-lips' one !  Just a pity the comedy series was made as seemingly that was the only way to inform the dopey American public that the Korean war was actually on-going.
Yur one was sex alrite.... But not like blondie off the scale.... ...........
As Blondes go Debbie Harry was at the top of the list, as was Kim Wilde (every schoolboys Wet Dream), but the one that really did it fer me was Agnetha Faltskog from Abba.
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: stonethecrows on January 11, 2019, 11:01:01 am
Ah Dave Allen, some classics from this guy.

Quite like Roy Chubby Brown too
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 11, 2019, 11:15:19 am
Max Miller, Bernard Manning, Tommy Manic Tiernan and every other comedian who annoys the pink n fluffies.
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: Belker on January 11, 2019, 11:31:52 am
.........Quite like Roy Chubby Brown too
How many times do you need to hear; "Fook 'er in de arse" before it gets boring ?
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Post by: stonethecrows on January 11, 2019, 12:28:55 pm
Never be bored of Fuckn her in the arse
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Post by: Shallowhal on January 11, 2019, 02:26:51 pm
Ken...a straight up missionary sort of guy!!
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Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on January 11, 2019, 05:17:57 pm
my favourite comedians at the moment are Louis CK and Bill Burr.
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Post by: Bob Shillin on January 11, 2019, 05:25:16 pm
Phoenix Nights/Peter Kay was class. Wendy James.a long time ago was a " nice front woman"


https://youtu.be/sy5mm63nIbs
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: dalymount on January 11, 2019, 05:57:22 pm
Dont hear much about Billy Connolly now,I know he has some health issues
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: Octavia1 on January 11, 2019, 06:05:30 pm
Dont hear much about Billy Connolly now,I know he has some health issues

Billy connoly is a gas cnut... Last week he said he had dementia and was dying an then this week he said no he wasn't....
I think he probably has it alrite
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 11, 2019, 06:14:35 pm
Parkinsons or Alzheimers? He only developed the symptoms after his cunning wife, Not the Nine O'Clock Stephenson, finished her PhD in Psychology and made him give up the drink.
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: silverbullet on January 11, 2019, 08:01:19 pm
Billy Connolly on the "The Crucifixion" superb!
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Post by: markmiwurdz on January 12, 2019, 06:11:13 am
Dont hear much about Billy Connolly now,I know he has some health issues

Not too bad by the looks of things  https://twitter.com/search?q=pamela%20stephenson&src=tyah

Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: john m on January 12, 2019, 09:35:46 am
Some people never get the joke .Picked up Des Bishop in Rialto once .Got talking to him and he was complaining about being on telly ,said once you use a joke on telly you can never use it again .He said if he writes a show he can tour it for a year or two but if he writes a tv show he can only use the material once .I dissagreed and said <That oul Irish Speaking American joke still goes down " He sais what do you mean .You speaking Irish as soon as you say something in Irish people look at each other and say or think did he say what I think he said or isint he great an American speaking Irish .Even though you were educated in Private School in Wexford since you were 4 .The joke is you are Irish speaking with a letting on American Accent ,and when you understand that your not really that funny .You want to see the big confused head on him he grinned got out of the car and said thats on my account .Dont think he was impressed .
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: dalymount on January 12, 2019, 10:22:37 am
He's not the only one thats confused
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: mercenary for hire on January 12, 2019, 11:16:49 am
Just seen Tommy Tiernan on Drury street carrying his own shopping bags like a normal person..It must be strange for the famous comedians to have random weirdos staring at them when they're just going to the butchers.
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Post by: Shallowhal on January 12, 2019, 12:13:07 pm
Just seen Tommy Tiernan on Drury street carrying his own shopping bags like a normal person..It must be strange for the famous comedians to have random weirdos staring at them when they're just going to the butchers.

I just send the maid wife out to do the shopping....although rumour has it i was spotted in Aldi yesterday....the shame!
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Post by: Rat Catcher on January 12, 2019, 04:12:26 pm
We don't do comedy well these days... generally rehashed schoolyard humour from gobshites like Brendan O'Carroll... We need to go back to Father Ted, Scrap Saturday, Dave Allen or Spike Milligan for some proper humour. I guess we can lay claim to John Sullivan as the son of an Irish immigrant...
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: markmiwurdz on January 12, 2019, 04:21:42 pm
Some people never get the joke .Picked up Des Bishop in Rialto once .Got talking to him and he was complaining about being on telly ,said once you use a joke on telly you can never use it again .He said if he writes a show he can tour it for a year or two but if he writes a tv show he can only use the material once .I dissagreed and said <That oul Irish Speaking American joke still goes down " He sais what do you mean .You speaking Irish as soon as you say something in Irish people look at each other and say or think did he say what I think he said or isint he great an American speaking Irish .Even though you were educated in Private School in Wexford since you were 4 .The joke is you are Irish speaking with a letting on American Accent ,and when you understand that your not really that funny .You want to see the big confused head on him he grinned got out of the car and said thats on my account .Dont think he was impressed .

Picked up his brother in Cork St a while back,what a miserable dry $hite he is.
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: Bob Shillin on January 12, 2019, 05:21:34 pm
Just seen Tommy Tiernan on Drury street carrying his own shopping bags like a normal person..It must be strange for the famous comedians to have random weirdos staring at them when they're just going to the butchers.
Saw Johhny  Vegas walking down Dalkey main street yesterday, was surprised because he had just been on de telly before I went out.
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Post by: Lizzzy on January 12, 2019, 06:42:40 pm
Just seen Tommy Tiernan on Drury street carrying his own shopping bags like a normal person..It must be strange for the famous comedians to have random weirdos staring at them when they're just going to the butchers.

Yeah, that's why he moved to Galway.
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: silverbullet on January 12, 2019, 07:32:09 pm
Just seen Tommy Tiernan on Drury street carrying his own shopping bags like a normal person..It must be strange for the famous comedians to have random weirdos staring at them when they're just going to the butchers.
Saw Johhny  Vegas walking down Dalkey main street yesterday, was surprised because he had just been on de telly before I went out.
If you paused the programme before you went out you'd never have met him...Mad!
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: Shallowhal on January 12, 2019, 09:39:00 pm
Just seen Tommy Tiernan on Drury street carrying his own shopping bags like a normal person..It must be strange for the famous comedians to have random weirdos staring at them when they're just going to the butchers.
Saw Johhny  Vegas walking down Dalkey main street yesterday, was surprised because he had just been on de telly before I went out.

Probably stalking Maia...and having a parental visit!!
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: Belker on January 13, 2019, 10:12:19 am
Dont hear much about Billy Connolly now,I know he has some health issues

'An Audience with Billy Connolly', probably his best work ever;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f8K_EpVtaI&list=PL501836457566B7B6 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f8K_EpVtaI&list=PL501836457566B7B6)
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Post by: Cool Boola on January 13, 2019, 01:31:21 pm
He said he was ...nearly at the end .....last week...Sad!
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Post by: Rat Catcher on January 13, 2019, 03:47:38 pm
Similar happened to me when I first moved to the beautiful seaside resort town of Balbriggan, BS. I went down to the local bar with Mrs. Catcher and there was darts on telly, one of the new fangled satellite channels. Mick McGowan was playing in a semi-final of a PDC event and I'd got into the game when the music started in the lounge around 23:30 so I convinced Mrs. Catcher to come into the public bar so I could watch the end of it, the only time Mrs. Catcher has been in the public bar except that night a good few years back when the darts team won something and put on a party that went well into the early hours. Anywaysanall, after a short time I went up to the counter for more drink and who was stood beside me... only Mick McGowan... and I thought it was a live game I was watching on telly. Turned out to be a repeat of a game from a couple of days before that Mick lost after missing 3 at double 5 to win... oh, how we laughed!
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: john m on January 13, 2019, 06:39:20 pm
Similar happened to me when I first moved to the beautiful seaside resort town of Balbriggan, BS. I went down to the local bar with Mrs. Catcher and there was darts on telly, one of the new fangled satellite channels. Mick McGowan was playing in a semi-final of a PDC event and I'd got into the game when the music started in the lounge around 23:30 so I convinced Mrs. Catcher to come into the public bar so I could watch the end of it, the only time Mrs. Catcher has been in the public bar except that night a good few years back when the darts team won something and put on a party that went well into the early hours. Anywaysanall, after a short time I went up to the counter for more drink and who was stood beside me... only Mick McGowan... and I thought it was a live game I was watching on telly. Turned out to be a repeat of a game from a couple of days before that Mick lost after missing 3 at double 5 to win... oh, how we laughed!

Read that and got an image of Sheldon and Amy Farrah Fowler swilling pints ans babysham in the sunny knacker encampment north of the airport and close to the sewerage outlet pipe .
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Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on January 13, 2019, 06:50:41 pm
I love driving down that country road that links The Briggan to Blake's Cross especially at night.
very wide, very flat, very smooth and very desolate. someone should write a song about it.
I've had des bishop before as well. lovely fella.
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: Shallowhal on January 13, 2019, 06:57:52 pm
I love driving down that country road that links The Briggan to Blake's Cross especially at night.
very wide, very flat, very smooth and very desolate. someone should write a song about it.
I've had des bishop before as well. lovely fella.

Leonard Cohen on vocals.
Title: Re: Mad man on the loose
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on January 13, 2019, 07:21:41 pm
Dont hear much about Billy Connolly now,I know he has some health issues

'An Audience with Billy Connolly', probably his best work ever;
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f8K_EpVtaI&list=PL501836457566B7B6[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f8K_EpVtaI&list=PL501836457566B7B6[/url])

An audience with Peter Ustinov. Bleedin gas man.
Watch it from the start.
An Audience with Peter Ustinov 1988 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi1GXrLLHjs&t=0m0s#)