Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: john m on January 16, 2019, 03:42:47 pm
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If your interested Rodent I rang Big Dommos mate Billy The Bastard about a leather jacket he was trying to sell and I was telling him about your necklace he said he will give you £40 on the hundred if you want it £120 in Sterling ,he wants it for some youngone he met in the visitors waiting room in Wheatfield he was visiting Big Dommows Fourth eldest as he is his Godfather and yer one was in visiting her fella who is doing two for joyriding .Or if you want to wait Eileen said she might buy it off you for her girlfriend but you will have to wait till childrens allowance day ,she wants it as a valantines present .
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Oh how romantic
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Have ye got a photo of the leather jacket and what's he asking?
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Have ye got a photo of the leather jacket and what's he asking?
Jacket is gone sold it to a bloke in Chasers .
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I was going to go up today and get a credit note but when I woke up I couldn't be arsed, maybe tomorrow... failing that iLean could be in with a shout, erm.
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I was going to go up today and get a credit note but when I woke up I couldn't be arsed, maybe tomorrow... failing that iLean could be in with a shout, erm.
You would like Eileen all class .Before she went lesbian she got two tattoos on her tits .Skimmed and semiskimmed she thought it was funny until one night in the Stoneboat she whipped off her shirt to show the lads her tits and I said why did you do that she said to give the kids a choice .I said why bother none of your kids can read neither can Tommy Two Fingers who she was Mothering kids for at the time .
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Ok so let me get this straight....
There's a topic on ken selling his ruby ladies ring.... A topic on ratty selling his
Golden necklace.... A topic on blokes mickeys being licked ......
Wat the fuk is going on?????
Are yous all gone Queer or wat? :o
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I'm no queer but my boyfriend is ::blond
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It's not mine and I'm not selling it, Octy. I'm returning one I bought for Mrs. Catcher - who is female, not in the broad anything goes could be a poof PC gender neutral sense of the word, in the narrow clear strict sense of the word.
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It's not mine and I'm not selling it, Octy. I'm returning one I bought for Mrs. Catcher - who is female, not in the broad anything goes could be a poof PC gender neutral sense of the word, in the narrow clear strict sense of the word.
That's Wat yur telling us ratti.... But yu an ken selling ladies jewellery on here is a bit weird if yu ask me :-* O0
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Lookin forward to seein Ken and Ratty on the shopping channel!!
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I'm not selling it, Octy. I'm returning it to the store I bought it in.
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I'm not selling it, Octy. I'm returning it to the store I bought it in.
If you can be arsed to drive up and get it
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Going up shortly... as soon as I have a shit, shower and shave.
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Asda selling Panansonic TV's I'm told...........half price.
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That's Asda price! Do you want one?
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Just thought I'd share her ejaculations about cheap Jap tech on Asda........I'll stick to me Turkish Tech, thanks. She's heading to Strabane with a few compatriots next weekend for some Born Again Fest.
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I dunno if this is relevant but I bought a lovely Panasonic Vierra about 5 years ago.But apparently, they had a falling out with their software provider so the Netflix and Youtube apps are ok but they haven't been updated in two years.Other apps seem to have a disappeared form their app store too.So stay away unless you're certain it's been fixed.
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Not in the market for a new TV myself but I don't like smart TVs, although you probably can't buy idiot ones anymore. I'm a fan of Chromecast, c.€30 for the dongle that plugs into the USB and HDMI ports and simple to control from your Android phone, none of that trying to navigate a keyboard with a remote control nonsense.
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Smart TVs are those who don't wear tin-foil hats.........best to keep it simple............Sky Go App(not my account) on Kindle Fire, with Micro USB to HDMI cable from Dealz.
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Smart TVs are great for iptv. I have 3 of them in the gaff. All running wirelessly. No cables atall bar the power cord obviously.. used to hate all that messing around drilling holes through walls and ceilings to get cable upstairs. Technology is great innit.
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Harem?
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No, unfortunately .. just my family LL..
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No offence intended,...........probably impossible to offend you anyway......... 8)
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Nah, couldn't find antin offensive in that post. Liffey.. I've reported it to a moderator just in case .. :D
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Hope so..........always some hidden agenda according to Belker............. lol
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What's that supposed to mean ;D
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Nothing........just adding to the fact that I've always a hidden agender conspiracy..........
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Ya fookin do do that though dontcha
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Not now Pike.........
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See, told ya
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8)
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So rats, did ya go on a road trip?
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The Tv is enemy of the self employed...
I've only a coat hanger and Rte 1an 2....
So I only use it for me insomnia
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I did, Vik... as it turned out the brother wanted to go up to that outlet place in Banbridge so he done the driving. I bought a few shirts in the M&S discount outlet and we stopped in Newry on the way back... successfully changed the jewellery i.e. managed to pick a bracelet and a pair of earrings that she was happy with, had a bite to eat and got a Haggis, some beer and a few bottles of shower gel in Sainsbury's. Home by 18:23 and in work by 19:42.
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Ihope you didnt go all Onasis and give her both the bracelet and ear rings at once you should of held back the earings for valentines Day .Last year I gave her a card for Valentines and this year Im giving her the envelope to keep it in .
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Ihope you didnt go all Onasis and give her both the bracelet and ear rings at once you should of held back the earings for valentines Day .Last year I gave her a card for Valentines and this year Im giving her the envelope to keep it in .
Jaysus, he bought her a necklace and exchanged it for something else. Why would he hold off on giving half of the present to her.
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She got the whole lot erm... ended up costing me a couple of extra pounds, Sterling. She mentioned that she wouldn't mind earrings to match the necklace and it turned out that they existed and were in stock but they were a bit cheaper than the necklace so a (pretty much) matching bracelet brought it up to cover what I'd already spent give or take (well give) a pound or ten. On the plus side two of the shirts I bought up in the discount outlet were reduced by stg£6 and the other by stg£12 so I can convince myself that I saved money while spending it.
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She got the whole lot erm... ended up costing me a couple of extra pounds, Sterling. She mentioned that she wouldn't mind earrings to match the necklace and it turned out that they existed and were in stock but they were a bit cheaper than the necklace so a (pretty much) matching bracelet brought it up to cover what I'd already spent give or take (well give) a pound or ten. On the plus side two of the shirts I bought up in the discount outlet were reduced by stg£6 and the other by stg£12 so I can convince myself that I saved money while spending it.
Saved money while spending it .You really are intouch with your feminin side or delusional same difference .
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I knew I had one.
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I knew I had one.
Delusional!!
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Lookin forward to seein Ken and Ratty on the shopping channel!!
I have loads of Shite accumulated over the years that I am gonna put up on ebay next summer and sell fer whatever I can get fer them, none of it is of any use to me nor is it ornamental. First up will be the Ring, then the Micheal Jackson '88 ticket stub, a dozen or so old coins and a PWO Motorola Two way Walkie-Talkie with charger and whatever else I happen to find in the gaff, hopefully it will all cover my insurance bill next October.
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..........On the plus side two of the shirts I bought up in the discount outlet were reduced by stg£6 and the other by stg£12 so I can convince myself that I saved money while spending it.
Fer shirts it's hard to beat the Charity shops fer value and quality, granted and you need to know this, most of the items fer sale have come from dead men's home's but still you are donating to the charity by buying them. They usually retail fer about a Fiver a go and add on another 3Euro fer dry-cleaning and are usually as good as new then.
I try not to buy them anymore as I already have a wardrobe full of em but if I'm out by day and see a charity shop open with a parking space available then I will always pop in fer a sneaky peep.
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One of these days,all your stuff will be in a charity shop...or in the case of your Beverley Hillbillies clothing memorabilia...a skip!!
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She got the whole lot erm... ended up costing me a couple of extra pounds, Sterling. She mentioned that she wouldn't mind earrings to match the necklace and it turned out that they existed and were in stock but they were a bit cheaper than the necklace so a (pretty much) matching bracelet brought it up to cover what I'd already spent give or take (well give) a pound or ten. On the plus side two of the shirts I bought up in the discount outlet were reduced by stg£6 and the other by stg£12 so I can convince myself that I saved money while spending it.
Saved money while spending it .You really are intouch with your feminin side or delusional same difference .
He wishes he could touch his feminine side lol
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Talking of my feminine side I sent Mrs. Catcher a text yesterday - found the fucking hairdryer, where's the fucking nail varnish remover - thinking nothing of it 'till she asks me last night what I thought a stranger might have made of that, from Stephen, had one read it. Obviously they'd think a bloke called Stephen is removing stickers from a car...
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I removed my passenger side door sticker last week,i had the hairdryer at a good temperature and removed it leaving no sticky residue,i used WD40 to clean off the mark left around the edge of the removed sticker.
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Why the fcuk were you drying your hair when you were removing the sticker. Weird
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Interesting ! A real cry for help there Stephen Mrs Catcher is crying out for more jewelery did you miss the neuanced autosuggestive refrence to a stranger reading the text not a friend .Is she trying to stimulate your subconcious ego to agitate and trigger a wallett interaction to counter act the stranger danger as percieved by your insecure actions .At first I failed to register your cry for help but then I recalled a drinking session with Big Dommo ,Billy the Bastard and Tommy Two Fingers we were discussing why Shagnasty was buying gargle for his missus he never included her in rounds Billy The Bastard said she was seen with a stranger in Mc Auleys in Rialto .So I thought about thinking ,earings ,bracelet and new car all in the one week .Are you going through the boys menopause by any chance or has she learned how to play you .I got caught for a new telly and delph meself she told me she was only going to get a new kettle and could I give her a lift .It was only when I got home and unloaded the kettle ,telly and delph from the car I remembered she has a car and I paid for the fucking kettle as well.Be carefull that Lunar Eclipse this week gives them powers we just dont understand it lets them open walletts un noticed .
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Mine came off reasonably well with the hairdryer, one or two small patches of sticky residue and some around the edges but I decided to leave that 'till it went through the NCT... then spent much of today tidying up my shitebox nua after Mechanic 24 aka South Dublin Autos... can't do anything about the scratches but refit the air vents properly anyway, they really are hopeless when it comes to taking anything apart... but, then again, they're good when it comes to reprogramming as they're open 24 hours and the meter (Hale) takes an advance programme. I think I'll go elsewhere to have the meter fitted next time and just get them to calibrate it... 3 times they've fit that meter in different Octavias and they've yet to do anything close to a professional job.
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I removed some excess stickers from my car yesterday. Hairdryer worked a treat in them, and the little bits of residue that were left, just used a bit of the sticker, applied heat and dab at the glu with the sticker. Must now clean the panel that the stickers were removed from, if I can be arsed.
New cars Suitability is tomorrow week.
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I removed some excess stickers from my car yesterday. Hairdryer worked a treat in them, and the little bits of residue that were left, just used a bit of the sticker, applied heat and dab at the glu with the sticker. Must now clean the panel that the stickers were removed from, if I can be arsed.
New cars Suitability is tomorrow week.
You off the road Vicci ?
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I removed some excess stickers from my car yesterday. Hairdryer worked a treat in them, and the little bits of residue that were left, just used a bit of the sticker, applied heat and dab at the glu with the sticker. Must now clean the panel that the stickers were removed from, if I can be arsed.
New cars Suitability is tomorrow week.
WD40 is yer man fer that job.
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Got most of the residue off with WD40 and a run through the car wash, thanks Hal. Still has a dull patch on the driver's door where the sticker was damaged for a good while but I think it's paint damage rather than sticker residue, nothing a can of spray paint from Vinny Byrne's won't/wouldn't sort out though.
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WD40 is yer man fer that job.
(https://i.postimg.cc/HJGgNYj3/wd40.png) (https://postimg.cc/HJGgNYj3)
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WD40 is yer man fer that job.
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I love an oul double entendre me!!
The mot loves one too!!
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Surprised at you fucking that one up, Hal........."the bar girl asked me for a double entendre....so I gave her one".......boom boom.
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You off the road Vicci ?
Nope, old car still piolluting the world, making up for all these prickuses and leccy cars
WD40 is yer man fer that job.
ill give it a try, someday