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Title: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on February 20, 2019, 12:53:34 pm
As you may have guessed I'm not a happy camper today.

Went for me NCT and the cnut failed me on a "Frayed/Cut CV Boot".

My mechanic had checked this only last week and all looked Ok, bit a wear.

I'm convinced the NCT'r used his mickey to Fray and cut it
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: john m on February 20, 2019, 01:05:58 pm
Your complaining about a bit of torn rubber ,look on the good side a ton will fix it .
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on February 20, 2019, 01:14:29 pm
Ton less taxi coin earnings :))
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: john m on February 20, 2019, 01:20:56 pm
Ton less taxi coin earnings :))

If your making that little that a days earnings impacts on you get a balaclava .
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on February 20, 2019, 01:30:06 pm
Ton less taxi coin earnings :))

If your making that little that a days earnings impacts on you get a balaclava .
Soz meant to say a Ton on top of Loss of Taxi coin (anger boiling up again)
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: john m on February 20, 2019, 01:51:57 pm
Ton less taxi coin earnings :))

If your making that little that a days earnings impacts on you get a balaclava .
Soz meant to say a Ton on top of Loss of Taxi coin (anger boiling up again)


If I spend less than 300 at test time I just put it down to wear and tear remember the milage we do and I recogn suspension is the big issue we must goover a few million speed humps in a cars lifetime .
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on February 20, 2019, 01:54:58 pm
Agree JM but when your mechanic (for over 30 years) has done a once over and then the cnut in the NCT finds this .

Makes you wonder !
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 20, 2019, 01:56:37 pm
Agree JM but when your mechanic (for over 30 years) has done a once over and then the cnut in the NCT finds this .

Makes you wonder !

Mechanic did the once over?........ then if he's worth keeping..............he will do the repair for nowt and drive it down for you for retest.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: john m on February 20, 2019, 01:59:45 pm
Agree JM but when your mechanic (for over 30 years) has done a once over and then the cnut in the NCT finds this .

Makes you wonder !

I stopped going for pre tests let the NCT do the test then you know what THEY want fixed .Mechanics often give it the ok if they have other cars on the ramp worth more money to them to fix ..
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on February 20, 2019, 02:02:57 pm
Agree JM but when your mechanic (for over 30 years) has done a once over and then the cnut in the NCT finds this .

Makes you wonder !

I stopped going for pre tests let the NCT do the test then you know what THEY want fixed .Mechanics often give it the ok if they have other cars on the ramp worth more money to them to fix ..
Yeah JM think that's what I'll do in future especially as I'm on a "6 month date" with the NCT
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: dalymount on February 20, 2019, 02:05:20 pm
Here anyone have any idea how much we are talking for timing chain replacement. Not belt, timing chain ?
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: john m on February 20, 2019, 02:06:22 pm
I calculate that a car costs you about 3K a year to own over its lifetime ,on the 9 year plus if you can keep it on the road for under 1K a year including fees you are doing ok .
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 20, 2019, 02:14:08 pm
Probably about right, erm... but, of course, it will fluctuate with mileage. Some of the boys on here do billions of kilos every year. My MKII Octy, which is still in near perfect condition, cost me €2,629.80/year including purchase and maintenance, averaging 30,000 kilos/year.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 20, 2019, 02:15:43 pm
Here anyone have any idea how much we are talking for timing chain replacement. Not belt, timing chain ?

I didn't think chains ever needed replacement. Is it specified in the service schedule?
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: dalymount on February 20, 2019, 02:26:09 pm
Nearly 300,000 k on it Stephen .I was like you ,I didnt think sohe neither, but there seens to be a skight nouse whwn starting from cold
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Shallowhal on February 20, 2019, 02:26:47 pm
I always make sure to do headlight alignment and that all other lights are working,if there's anything underneath that needs doin i'll let them inform me,

When i was getting my 33 yr old Citroen tested yer man (black lad) was on his back in both footwells shining his torch up the back of the dash,he spent over half an hour on the car and eventually failed it on a small bit of welding on the sill at the front and put a sticker on it to say it was too dangerous to drive.....chap that did all the welding on it shrugged his shoulders and just said he was intent on failing it.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on February 20, 2019, 02:29:39 pm
Fcuk immigrant NCT'r's now
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Shallowhal on February 20, 2019, 02:31:27 pm
Fcuk immigrant NCT'r's now

Indeed....apparantly has a rep in Drogheda NCT....i was unlucky!!
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 20, 2019, 02:34:15 pm
I guess a few things could cause that, DM. Might be worth ringing (or dropping into) Howard Engineering. Owen is the boss, I doubt there's anything he doesn't know about the workings of internal combustion engines. https://www.howardengineering.ie/ (https://www.howardengineering.ie/)
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 20, 2019, 02:39:53 pm
I do nothing to mine for the NCT. I don't even wash it. To be honest I think it's a fantastic service and great value at €55 and €28 for a non-visual retest.... although I wish I had more confidence in their ability to find potentially dangerous faults. Many years ago my then Astra passed with a leaking rear brake cylinder and Mrs Catcher's old Fabia once passed with two broken front suspension springs.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on February 20, 2019, 02:42:01 pm
Rat did you pay off the tester not to find the wife's problems  rofl
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 20, 2019, 02:46:07 pm
Never bribed and inspector in my life... I treat the NCT as my cars annual inspection, if there's something that needs attention I want to know what it is so it can be rectified. I'm sure you coulda put €50 in the ashtray and got your shitebox through but in a few months you'd be replacing the CV joint as well as the boot.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Jack Meoff on February 20, 2019, 02:47:09 pm
Here anyone have any idea how much we are talking for timing chain replacement. Not belt, timing chain ?

Paid 1300 last year.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 20, 2019, 02:48:50 pm
Oh, I did offer a LRA inspector a drink very discreetly on one occasion... after he overlooked the fact that I was missing a decal from the rear window... but he refused it point blank.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 20, 2019, 04:09:48 pm
What type of car needs a timing chain Daly?I'd be inclined to run it into the ground if it's high mileage.But what do I know.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 20, 2019, 04:12:36 pm
Mercedes always had a chain but it never broke or went. Last car I heard of that had a chain was a Jap import.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 20, 2019, 04:13:48 pm
I always thought incorrect oil or improper maintenance was to blame.Maybe it just needs oil..
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 20, 2019, 04:15:45 pm
Mercedes recommend changing it every 100,000 it seems.........no point having a chain then really.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 20, 2019, 04:29:43 pm
Skoda Fabia had a chain, never changed... presumably the same across VAG 3 cylinder 1.2cc petrol engines.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 20, 2019, 04:31:11 pm
There you go......Fucking VAG...........money-pits.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: dalymount on February 20, 2019, 04:37:08 pm
Mine is a toyota avensis
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 20, 2019, 04:40:11 pm
What yr, Dalyer............last Avensis I had had a belt
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 20, 2019, 04:42:06 pm
There you go......Fucking VAG...........money-pits.

Not as bad as you might think. My MKII Octy cost €2,899 to maintain for the 5 years I used it as a taxi. They're certainly not as well built as Toyotas but then they're a lot cheaper to buy.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: dalymount on February 20, 2019, 04:47:29 pm
Its  13 lippy
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 20, 2019, 04:51:30 pm
Diesel? The Merc brand always promised no change for the chain but that was 20 yrs or so ago I think.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: dalymount on February 20, 2019, 05:06:28 pm
Yeah its deisel.um just trying to get some idea what kind of money we are talkiing about,or even if it can be repaired,rather then replaced
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: markmiwurdz on February 20, 2019, 09:03:26 pm
Audi's have timing chains afaik.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: silverbullet on February 20, 2019, 10:47:12 pm
Nearly 300,000 k on it Stephen .I was like you ,I didnt think sohe neither, but there seens to be a skight nouse whwn starting from cold
And what about the car?
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: silverbullet on February 20, 2019, 10:48:37 pm
As you may have guessed I'm not a happy camper today.

Went for me NCT and the cnut failed me on a "Frayed/Cut CV Boot".

My mechanic had checked this only last week and all looked Ok, bit a wear.

I'm convinced the NCT'r used his mickey to Fray and cut it
Change both.
Should take less than an hour.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Vikkiz on February 22, 2019, 09:41:48 pm
Yeah its deisel.um just trying to get some idea what kind of money we are talkiing about,or even if it can be repaired,rather then replaced
Could just be the fan belt or the tensioner! Check the simple things first apbefore thinking of big expenses.

Unless of course your mechanic said that it’s the timing chain.

I use the NCT to tell me what’s wrong with my car

And a cv boot can look ok to your mechanic one day but the next it can be torn, also the boot might have been dirty when your mechanic looked at it and you then washed the underneath for the NCT
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 23, 2019, 01:20:23 pm
Wash the underneath... fuck off!
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Vikkiz on February 23, 2019, 08:12:43 pm
Wash the underneath... fuck off!
Some fancy car washes do that
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Cool Boola on February 23, 2019, 10:49:39 pm
A good wash.. will sort yaa
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on August 20, 2019, 11:39:13 am
As you may have guessed I'm not a happy camper today.

Went for me NCT and the cnut failed me on a "Frayed/Cut CV Boot".

My mechanic had checked this only last week and all looked Ok, bit a wear.

I'm convinced the NCT'r used his mickey to Fray and cut it
Went for NCT again yesterday, failed on Imbalance on Front Suspension, 2 new shocks for me 07 Avensis, should see me through until It has to retire in 2022, or I die before then
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: john m on August 20, 2019, 11:56:13 am
If your running anything over 5 years put aside 500 for running repairs .We abuse cars probably go over a million or more speed bumps a few hundred thousand pot holes clatter foot paths a five year old taxi is equivlent to a ten year old civilian motor .its just another cost of trying toearn a living .
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: mercenary for hire on August 20, 2019, 12:06:49 pm
I haven't spent any money on me taxi in ages.I'm expecting to fail on suspension on the next NCT in two weeks.I was gonna fix it but I think I'll let them find the fault this time.If I fix beforehand they'll make a problem somewhere else.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: john m on August 20, 2019, 12:18:39 pm
With Brexit and the £ nearing all time lows if I had coin available and was driving a ten year old motor I would consider going to the Uk and buying .Once cars go over a certain age as a taxi they can become deep holes for eating up your coin .The SGs has now become a pain if you have a roen cover or shabby paintwork they are gunning for you .You could spend a grand a year to keep an older car on the road .Better to put that twords a newer motor than keeping an older youke on the road .
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on August 20, 2019, 12:22:38 pm
Sound advice JM, unfortunately the purse is a little dry at the moment will just have to nurse my auld one along for the moment
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: mercenary for hire on August 20, 2019, 12:32:55 pm
Erm we drive fukkin Toyotas how many times do ya have to be told.Them less reliable motors you buy are the money pits.There's a reason the Taliban drive Toyotas and not Skodas or Renaults or whatever shite Tony buys..

My baby is 13.5 years old.Costs fuk all to maintain(maybe 200 a year) compared to the 2500 per year I'd be spending to replace it .I'm determined to make it last another 18 months.That's another 4k I'll save just by doing nothing.I'm good at that.

And I have access to the cash to buy but it seems wasteful when it doesn't let me down.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on August 20, 2019, 12:45:41 pm
Erm we drive fukkin Toyotas how many times do ya have to be told.Them less reliable motors you buy are the money pits.There's a reason the Taliban drive Toyotas and not Skodas or Renaults or whatever shite Tony buys..

My baby is 13.5 years old.Costs fuk all to maintain(maybe 200 a year) compared to the 2500 per year I'd be spending to replace it .I'm determined to make it last another 18 months.That's another 4k I'll save just by doing nothing.I'm good at that.

And I have access to the cash to buy but it seems wasteful when it doesn't let me down.
+1 , no point in ordering our last supper until we are called for the execution
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: john m on August 20, 2019, 12:49:31 pm
I got rid of Satans Scoda 08 became a money pit .With the £ solow and before Stuttery Paggo decides to up the Duty on Imports it might be the right time to change if you have the coin .Sometimes it just costs to much and reliability makes it false eonomy to try to hang on .Its horses for courses if your happy with your wheels then why change .
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: mercenary for hire on August 20, 2019, 12:56:37 pm
The currency savings wouldn't be enough to   warrant dumping a decent motor IMO.If things go down the toilet as expected car prices won't be increasing as there will be lots of unemployed folks giving them back to the finance companies.Too many variables for me.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: john m on August 20, 2019, 01:33:38 pm
The currency savings wouldn't be enough to   warrant dumping a decent motor IMO.If things go down the toilet as expected car prices won't be increasing as there will be lots of unemployed folks giving them back to the finance companies.Too many variables for me.

good point repossessed might go for small coin .
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on August 20, 2019, 01:39:18 pm
Recession = No Money for luxuries = Cheap Cars ?
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Tony on August 20, 2019, 02:25:37 pm
Just wait till after they decide what to do with brexit, they will be failing all cars that have the speedos in miles. All cars must be in kilometres, clocks and digital readings
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on August 20, 2019, 02:34:45 pm
Just wait till after they decide what to do with brexit, they will be failing all cars that have the speedos in miles. All cars must be in kilometres, clocks and digital readings
Interesting insight , all the more reason to keep me 2007 Irish Avensis on the go.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on August 22, 2019, 07:13:30 am
Went for NCT again yesterday, failed on Imbalance on Front Suspension, 2 new shocks for me 07 Avensis, should see me through until It has to retire in 2022, or I die before then
You should ask your bookie fer odds on wheter you will make it to 2022 or not ?
If'n your over 60 then probably he will offer you 5/6 your choice.

Have 6K to win 5K on 'Live' and if'n ya make it then your 'Quids In' !
And if'n ya don't make it, Fook 'em, Who cares !!
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on August 22, 2019, 07:37:05 am
Depreciation cost on my 08 Avensis this year is Zero, it is worth only Scrap, when I trade up in 2022/3 my 08 Avensis will still be worth only Scrap.
Why would I bother trading up early and taking on a car loan and depreciation costs when what I have does the job adequately ?
My repair/NCT/Suitability/Valet bill so far this year is at 1939Euro, almost 8 months in to the year.

A Renter paying on average 250Euro per week would have that much paid within the First 2 months of the year !
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: mercenary for hire on August 22, 2019, 07:52:02 am
Strangely enough Belker that sounds kinda high to me.If your spending that much consistently I'd consider upgrading sooner.A hybrid should save you at least another 50 a week combined with lower repair bills.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on August 22, 2019, 07:57:47 am
My Bills include NCT/Suitability and everything else that a renter would possibly not pay fer.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: mercenary for hire on August 22, 2019, 08:06:56 am
The repair part of your expenses must be high because test fees only account for a couple of hundred a year.Anyway when you change you'll see the bills come down.

I do a lot less miles but in 8 months this year I've spent about 150 on test fees and another 50 on service parts because I do me own.Maybe the next NCT will cost much more.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on August 22, 2019, 09:45:33 am
New Shocks fitted to the Avensis €280 , Re-test 2moro nite 9.20pm in Deansgrange, no gargle tomorrow nite for me
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 22, 2019, 10:01:16 am
Bakers...say no more...nudge, nudge...wink, wink........good luck.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: mercenary for hire on August 22, 2019, 10:13:17 am
Does the car feel noticeably better STC?
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on August 22, 2019, 10:22:37 am
Does the car feel noticeably better STC?
Yes MFH feels like a new 07 Avensis now, must remember to try and avoid the Potholes and go easy over the ramps now.
You wont believe this but when my mechanic took the old shocks off the were an 1.5inches longer than the new ones, he checked with Toyota and was told that some of the Avensis were fitted with longer ones for rougher terrain countries like Turkey etc. Anyway he was able to compress the spring and fit the smaller ones or something like that. New Toyota shock would have been about €130 each so was glad he performed minor surgery to fit them.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: mercenary for hire on August 22, 2019, 11:43:13 am
Ok that's good to know.As soon as I change the shocks me headlight bulbs will probably go too..
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: The Liffey Lip on August 22, 2019, 12:06:01 pm
Bakers...say no more...nudge, nudge...wink, wink........good luck.

Bad taste but a joke, nonetheless.....the good olde days...........
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on August 22, 2019, 12:44:38 pm
Bakers...say no more...nudge, nudge...wink, wink........good luck.

Bad taste but a joke, nonetheless.....the good olde days...........
Donut's seem to be the call of the day now for this sort of carry on
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: dalymount on August 22, 2019, 02:23:32 pm
What kind of millage have yis got up on the clock ?
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Shallowhal on August 22, 2019, 03:17:02 pm
317k....ifn you're asking everyone?
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: silverbullet on August 22, 2019, 06:26:43 pm
317k....ifn you're asking everyone?
155KMs thanks for asking.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: dalymount on August 22, 2019, 07:01:11 pm
I have 317k meself Hal year 13
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on August 22, 2019, 08:21:12 pm
306.5klm on me nearly new 07 Avensis
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: dalymount on August 22, 2019, 09:04:36 pm
Jeez u must be doing some amount of millage to have 317k in a 131 D , yet I only work about 20 hours a week
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Shallowhal on August 22, 2019, 09:33:19 pm
Jeez u must be doing some amount of millage to have 317k in a 131 D , yet I only work about 20 hours a week

If that's for moi....mine is 2011....it was 4 years old with 58k on the clock when I got it in Feb 2015.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on August 26, 2019, 06:54:24 am
294,885 Miles on my London imported 08 Avensis, which would be 474,571 KM.
There was only 42,000 Miles on the clock when I bought it in October 2010.

Hopefully I will get another 3 years Depreciation Free and Car loan Free outta her,
before my 7 year plan to go New Corolla 1.8 petrol hybrid kicks in, in 2022.2.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: dalymount on August 26, 2019, 07:20:59 am
Don't know how I managed to accumulate so much millage. 318 k and it's  a 131 D reg  only 42 k when I bought it. I only do 20 hours a week
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Bob Shillin on August 26, 2019, 07:44:53 am
294,885 Miles on my London imported 08 Avensis, which would be 474,571 KM.
There was only 42,000 Miles on the clock when I bought it in October 2010.

Hopefully I will get another 3 years Depreciation Free and Car loan Free outta her,
before my 7 year plan to go New Corolla 1.8 petrol hybrid kicks in, in 2022.2.


c. 550 miles per week Ken, how do you support yourself?
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on August 26, 2019, 07:59:37 am
By working Smart and working the very Lucrative Shitty Drunk customer hours.
It is Shite work but I enjoy it and the Dosh is very good by night.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Tony on August 26, 2019, 08:55:25 am
I just got rid of me 10 year old laguna with 398.456k on her, and still running as sweet as a nut.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: mercenary for hire on August 26, 2019, 09:04:22 am
I've 169622 miles on me Prius.Have it nearly 6 years and I bought it with 58 or 68k miles on it.Can't remember it's been so long.

I don't see tarrif 2 on my meter anymore.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on August 26, 2019, 09:15:16 am
NCT Passed on Friday Nite , now for the SS test
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Shallowhal on August 26, 2019, 10:36:16 am
NCT Passed on Friday Nite , now for the SS test
.

Just don't mention ze var!!
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: dalymount on August 26, 2019, 10:45:16 am
Well DONE STC
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on August 26, 2019, 10:18:52 pm
NCT Passed on Friday Nite , now for the SS test
Nice one STC's, I'm hearing all over that suitability are gone very strict so if'n your cleaning the car yourself be sure and do a very good job of it.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Shallowhal on August 26, 2019, 10:34:45 pm
I don't know what they expect from a working PSV....I'm sure most of us on here keep our heaps in reasonable condition anyway.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on August 26, 2019, 10:52:54 pm
There is a sign on the door in the Cork suitability office that reads something like; "Cars must be presented for inspection in a Valeted condition".
I can't remember the exact wording but ya get the idea, I'll take a photo and post it next month.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: mercenary for hire on August 26, 2019, 11:44:34 pm
That's been in the regulations for years. Testers probably getting fed up with lads taking the piss by presenting a dirty car.My car isn't clean on the outside most of the time but I know how to present it for suitability.

Back when things were shit my car was immaculate all the time because I was waiting over an hour for jobs.Plenty of window cleaning back then.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on August 27, 2019, 12:05:22 am
If'n ya use the Circle K/FN 'Park or Play' tag ya get your car wash fer half price, fer the sake of 4 Euro I use it pretty reguarly.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: mercenary for hire on August 27, 2019, 12:07:46 am
I've never gotten it clean enough from the machines.I use a fiber mitt and some turtle wax shampoo I got years ago.Comes up real shiny.Cant be arsed these days.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on August 27, 2019, 12:15:31 am
I've never gotten it clean enough from the machines.I use a fiber mitt and some turtle wax shampoo I got years ago.Comes up real shiny.Cant be arsed these days.
Me too, hence the 4 Euro car wash !
It's not brilliant but it does the job, the more expensive washes would deteriorate your stickers over time.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: mercenary for hire on August 28, 2019, 12:35:22 pm
I passed me NCT this morning.I was convinced it would fail.Doing very little mileage helps I suppose.It's mad how we convince ourselves that our cars are bolloxed but they're grand after all.

Now to get ready for suitability and it's six-monthly wash.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Jack Meoff on August 28, 2019, 01:02:16 pm
Bloke in SGS this morning told me to wash my hi vis vest.
FFS it only comes out once a year.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Tony on August 28, 2019, 01:18:13 pm
Bloke in SGS this morning told me to wash my hi vis vest.
FFS it only comes out once a year.


Tell him to fuck off and wash his hands as he's the only cunt that touches it.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: watty on August 28, 2019, 05:26:50 pm
I've got to do the suitability soon.  How are people finding it?  Have they got stricter or was it all just a rumour?
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Jack Meoff on August 28, 2019, 05:56:23 pm
Bloke before me failed on his county sticker.
It was torn a bit.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Jack Meoff on August 28, 2019, 06:31:00 pm
Got my fire extinguisher serviced to be on the safe side.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Shallowhal on August 28, 2019, 08:21:46 pm
Got my fire extinguisher serviced to be on the safe side.

Prob cheaper just to replace it.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Jack Meoff on August 28, 2019, 08:48:58 pm
7.50 Euro
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Jack Meoff on August 28, 2019, 08:51:33 pm
All he done was hit it with a hammer and put a sticker on it.
Money well spent.
Have a load of the things at home.
Like the first aid kit
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on August 28, 2019, 09:00:12 pm
I've got to do the suitability soon.  How are people finding it?  Have they got stricter or was it all just a rumour?
No, it's not a rumour Watty, they have got a lot stricter.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on August 28, 2019, 09:53:31 pm
I'm in for my SGS on Monday monring at 8.50am, got the car a third ready this evening, polishing the front of it.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on August 29, 2019, 12:13:59 am
I'm in for my SGS on Monday monring at 8.50am, got the car a third ready this evening, polishing the front of it.
Your gonna need it Fookin Spotless and Dent free STC's.
Get a Woman on the job, there good at the cleaning stuff.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on August 29, 2019, 09:28:51 am
I'm in for my SGS on Monday monring at 8.50am, got the car a third ready this evening, polishing the front of it.
Your gonna need it Fookin Spotless and Dent free STC's.
Get a Woman on the job, there good at the cleaning stuff.
FFS Ken, have you ever spoken to me missus, She would tell you to go and Fcuk off if I asked her to clean me car.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: vandriver on August 30, 2019, 02:32:27 pm
I went in to Circle K on Wednesday when they have half price washes for everyone.I don't know if it was a glitch but I got the €14 premium wash for zero!
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Shallowhal on August 30, 2019, 03:23:57 pm
I went in to Circle K on Wednesday when they have half price washes for everyone.I don't know if it was a glitch but I got the €14 premium wash for zero!

€14 for a garage car wash?.....the recession is defo over!!
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: vandriver on August 30, 2019, 03:35:04 pm
€7 normally with FreeNow discount.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on August 30, 2019, 04:06:48 pm
I went in to Circle K on Wednesday when they have half price washes for everyone.I don't know if it was a glitch but I got the €14 premium wash for zero!

€14 for a garage car wash?.....the recession is defo over!!
Yes Van you should have alerted the attendant, Karma works in funny ways, probably a flying cow will shit on your Van now
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Shallowhal on August 30, 2019, 04:21:46 pm
I'd say VD and Ken are identical...right down to the waistcoat and cowboy boots....probably the reason it was free....now!!
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on August 30, 2019, 04:25:07 pm
I'd say VD and Ken are identical...right down to the waistcoat and cowboy boots....probably the reason it was free....now!!
Ah FFS don't tell me Van uses Donut's as well
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Tony on August 30, 2019, 04:32:43 pm
Think they are doing a deal when you buy 5 washes you get the sixth free or something like that
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Shallowhal on August 30, 2019, 04:35:03 pm
I'd say VD and Ken are identical...right down to the waistcoat and cowboy boots....probably the reason it was free....now!!
Ah FFS don't tell me Van uses Donut's as well

Krispy Kreme no doubt....but don't quote me on that!! lol
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Vikkiz on August 30, 2019, 09:51:11 pm
Think they are doing a deal when you buy 5 washes you get the sixth free or something like that
even better than that Tony. When you buy 4 washes the 5th one is free
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on August 30, 2019, 11:14:30 pm
I'd say VD and Ken are identical...right down to the waistcoat and cowboy boots....probably the reason it was free....now!!
Ah FFS don't tell me Van uses Donut's as well

Krispy Kreme no doubt....but don't quote me on that!! lol
Not quoting you Hal , Krispy Kreme , Posh Cnuts. but don't quote me on that either!! lol
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on September 01, 2019, 09:57:57 am
I went in to Circle K on Wednesday when they have half price washes for everyone.I don't know if it was a glitch but I got the €14 premium wash for zero!
I don't use the Premium car wash because I'm afraid it will damage the stickers/decals/county roofie stickers.
I tend to go with the budget option with 50% off fer FN Ambassadors (4 Euro).
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on September 02, 2019, 12:45:18 pm
Passed the SGS with Flying colours on me nearly new 07 Avensis
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Shallowhal on September 02, 2019, 12:51:13 pm
Passed the SGS with Flying colours on me nearly new 07 Avensis

Go Ambassador now....you'll never look back!!
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on September 02, 2019, 12:57:57 pm
Passed the SGS with Flying colours on me nearly new 07 Avensis

Go Ambassador now....you'll never look back!!
Don't like too many stickers on me car and certainly not going on unless they cross my palm with silver, in any case I don't speak posh enuf to be an ambassador
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: watty on September 11, 2019, 06:03:17 pm
I've got to do the suitability soon.  How are people finding it?  Have they got stricter or was it all just a rumour?
No, it's not a rumour Watty, they have got a lot stricter.

Did my suitability and passed!  Kinda surpised because my seat covers aren't great and the taxi has a few more bumps than last time.  Washing it for the test really revealed all the scratches from pax getting in and out over the years.

The procedure has changed up here in Dublin (Northpoint).  In the past, you'd walk out to the car with the guy and talk to him while he did his thing.  He'd see you were a nice guy and pass your taxi  lol   Now they make you wait in the office while they do the test.

And they stapled a 'next of kin' form to my insurance cert.  Not sure if the NTA is promoting it or if the tester saw something about me and decided I needed to fill it out  O:-)
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on September 11, 2019, 10:46:00 pm
I've got to do the suitability soon.  How are people finding it?  Have they got stricter or was it all just a rumour?
No, it's not a rumour Watty, they have got a lot stricter.

Did my suitability and passed!  Kinda surpised because my seat covers aren't great and the taxi has a few more bumps than last time.  Washing it for the test really revealed all the scratches from pax getting in and out over the years.

The procedure has changed up here in Dublin (Northpoint).  In the past, you'd walk out to the car with the guy and talk to him while he did his thing.  He'd see you were a nice guy and pass your taxi  lol   Now they make you wait in the office while they do the test.

And they stapled a 'next of kin' form to my insurance cert.  Not sure if the NTA is promoting it or if the tester saw something about me and decided I needed to fill it out  O:-)
Same with me watty in Greenhills a few weeks ago, as far as I remember they always left us upstairs while they did their check.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Shallowhal on September 12, 2019, 01:19:26 am
I've always been asked to return to my car and have the safety equipment laid out in the boot and to operate all the windows and to read out the mileage for the inspector.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Tony on September 12, 2019, 06:15:25 am
I've always been asked to return to my car and have the safety equipment laid out in the boot and to operate all the windows and to read out the mileage for the inspector.

Never asked to have me equipment laid out for them nor do anything really,  they just do it all while i sit there.. A bit like me sex life really
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on September 13, 2019, 11:57:47 am
.... The procedure has changed up here in Dublin (Northpoint).  In the past, you'd walk out to the car with the guy and talk to him while he did his thing.  He'd see you were a nice guy and pass your taxi  lol   Now they make you wait in the office while they do the test.....
They cannot detain you against your will Watty, (that is a strong point of mine), you are Free to leave the waiting room and stand outside in a public area if'n you wish, which is what I always do, to have a smoke and a chat with the inspector.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on September 13, 2019, 12:11:15 pm
.... The procedure has changed up here in Dublin (Northpoint).  In the past, you'd walk out to the car with the guy and talk to him while he did his thing.  He'd see you were a nice guy and pass your taxi  lol   Now they make you wait in the office while they do the test.....
They cannot detain you against your will Watty, (that is a strong point of mine), you are Free to leave the waiting room and stand outside in a public area if'n you wish, which is what I always do, to have a smoke and a chat with the inspector.
Once no Donut's change hands I suppose that's OK
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on September 13, 2019, 12:58:03 pm
.... The procedure has changed up here in Dublin (Northpoint).  In the past, you'd walk out to the car with the guy and talk to him while he did his thing.  He'd see you were a nice guy and pass your taxi  lol   Now they make you wait in the office while they do the test.....
They cannot detain you against your will Watty, (that is a strong point of mine), you are Free to leave the waiting room and stand outside in a public area if'n you wish, which is what I always do, to have a smoke and a chat with the inspector.
Once no Donut's change hands I suppose that's OK
Who said No Donuts change hands ?
Donuts are the very best thing fer passing Suitability !  lol
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on September 13, 2019, 01:14:28 pm
.... The procedure has changed up here in Dublin (Northpoint).  In the past, you'd walk out to the car with the guy and talk to him while he did his thing.  He'd see you were a nice guy and pass your taxi  lol   Now they make you wait in the office while they do the test.....
They cannot detain you against your will Watty, (that is a strong point of mine), you are Free to leave the waiting room and stand outside in a public area if'n you wish, which is what I always do, to have a smoke and a chat with the inspector.
Once no Donut's change hands I suppose that's OK
Who said No Donuts change hands ?
Donuts are the very best thing fer passing Suitability !  lol
Thank's Ken I shall remember that when my nearly new 07 Avensis is due for confession in approx. 5 months
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: watty on September 13, 2019, 05:46:34 pm

They cannot detain you against your will Watty, (that is a strong point of mine), you are Free to leave the waiting room and stand outside in a public area if'n you wish, which is what I always do, to have a smoke and a chat with the inspector.
If nobody's watching him, there's a 50/50 chance he won't do his job and just pass the taxi while having a smoke in peace.
If somebody (i.e. me or you) is watching him, he might be extra careful and do his job too well and fail ya  oops
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on September 15, 2019, 09:21:38 am
I went in to Circle K on Wednesday when they have half price washes for everyone.I don't know if it was a glitch but I got the €14 premium wash for zero!
I got similar yesterday morning, I requested my usual €8 Budget wash handing up my Circle K fob and €4, the Asian attendant said to me; "Today  this  is  Free  Sir".

I did eventually Play all my 7000 Circle K points accumulated since May 2018 on this months Free Fuel draw, with 35 Plays I have to be the Fav to win !
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on September 15, 2019, 09:31:28 am
I went in to Circle K on Wednesday when they have half price washes for everyone.I don't know if it was a glitch but I got the €14 premium wash for zero!
I got similar yesterday morning, I requested my usual €8 Budget wash handing up my Circle K fob and €4, the Asian attendant said to me; "Today  this  is  Free  Sir".

I did eventually Play all my 7000 Circle K points accumulated since May 2018 on this months Free Fuel draw, with 35 Plays I have to be the Fav to win !
May the best man win, your in with a good chance
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on September 15, 2019, 09:53:50 am
May the best man win, your in with a good chance
I thought about entering fer some of them pox foreign holidays, but sure we are 'Living the Dream' down here !
Why would you wanna leave ?
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Tony on September 15, 2019, 10:04:22 am
Maybe ill enter and steal it from you ken

Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on September 15, 2019, 10:39:31 am
Maybe ill enter and steal it from you ken
OMG ! Talk about a 'Wolf in Sheep's clothing' !
And all you said about Topaz/'Roundy K' !
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Shallowhal on September 15, 2019, 12:52:19 pm
Maybe ill enter and steal it from you ken
OMG ! Talk about a 'Wolf in Sheep's clothing' !
And all you said about Topaz/'Roundy K' !

My thoughts also Ken.....wouldn't be surprised if he's an Ambassador aswell!!
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on September 15, 2019, 12:56:47 pm
Maybe ill enter and steal it from you ken
OMG ! Talk about a 'Wolf in Sheep's clothing' !
And all you said about Topaz/'Roundy K' !

My thoughts also Ken.....wouldn't be surprised if he's an Ambassador aswell!!
And wears Thigh high Boots !  lol
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Shallowhal on September 15, 2019, 01:00:34 pm
Calm down....that thought could scar one for life!!
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Tony on September 15, 2019, 05:28:36 pm
The wife and daughter use the tags to get the discount fuel, personally i couldn’t give a fuck about the overpriced shite in roundy K
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Shallowhal on September 15, 2019, 06:42:39 pm
So ye say Tony!!
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Vikkiz on September 15, 2019, 06:50:03 pm
The wife and daughter use the tags to get the discount fuel, personally i couldn’t give a fuck about the overpriced shite in roundy K
Some of the roundy K places are the cheapest places around
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Lizzzy on September 15, 2019, 08:11:47 pm
The wife and daughter use the tags to get the discount fuel, personally i couldn’t give a fuck about the overpriced shite in roundy K
Some of the roundy K places are the cheapest places around

Not on the sunny west coast, they are the last resort.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: silverbullet on September 15, 2019, 08:24:56 pm
The wife and daughter use the tags to get the discount fuel, personally i couldn’t give a fuck about the overpriced shite in roundy K
Some of the roundy K places are the cheapest places around
Less 8c a litre.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Shallowhal on September 15, 2019, 09:21:25 pm
I think they're about 8c dearer anyway!!
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Vikkiz on September 15, 2019, 09:30:35 pm
Circle K Donaghmede, 132.8(-4cent MyTaxi discount so 128.8)
Applegreen, Baldoyle 132.8
Maxol Auto 24, Howth Road 129.9
Tesco, clarehall 133.8
Topaz, clarehall 132.8
Applegreen, Kinsealy 132.8

Was out the south side today and
Applegreen Kimmage was 128.8
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Lizzzy on September 15, 2019, 09:38:11 pm
Yeah but their snacks are pricey.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Shallowhal on September 15, 2019, 09:39:14 pm
Circle K Donaghmede, 132.8(-4cent MyTaxi discount so 128.8)
Applegreen, Baldoyle 132.8
Maxol Auto 24, Howth Road 129.9
Tesco, clarehall 133.8
Topaz, clarehall 132.8
Applegreen, Kinsealy 132.8

Was out the south side today and
Applegreen Kimmage was 128.8

What about their petteril?
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Vikkiz on September 15, 2019, 09:44:49 pm
Circle K Donaghmede, 132.8(-4cent MyTaxi discount so 128.8)
Applegreen, Baldoyle 132.8
Maxol Auto 24, Howth Road 129.9
Tesco, clarehall 133.8
Topaz, clarehall 132.8
Applegreen, Kinsealy 132.8

Was out the south side today and
Applegreen Kimmage was 128.8

What about their petteril?
I couldn’t give a fluich about petteril. I’m a massive world polluter me
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: mercenary for hire on September 16, 2019, 10:16:49 am
I only go into me local circle K when I want to pay with coins.€35 in bags of 10/20 cents down the little hole on the till.The easter behind the till gets a bit annoyed at me.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on September 16, 2019, 10:27:22 am
You don't realise how fast vehicles are travelling on the M50 until you have to change a puncture.

Blow out on Saturday morning about 10am after leaving the airport to head south for home, no pax on board as I was finishing and heading off to Leop where my pocket got burned, not a good day for me I'm afraid.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on September 16, 2019, 11:29:45 am
The wife and daughter use the tags to get the discount fuel, personally i couldn’t give a fuck about the overpriced shite in roundy K
Ahh Yea !  The same as yiz ugly Pox got found out during the MyTaxi 'Level Up' promo a few years back when you claimed to be not working fer them but your stats (unbeknowst to yourself at the time) put you at Silver level !
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on September 16, 2019, 11:36:46 am
Some of the roundy K places are the cheapest places around
If'n ya shop around, keeping an eye on prices.
The Circle K in Tivoli in Cork is 127.9.
But the Circle K Express (No discount) in Rochestown in Cork is 139.9 
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on September 16, 2019, 11:36:55 am
I only go into me local circle K when I want to pay with coins.€35 in bags of 10/20 cents down the little hole on the till.The easter behind the till gets a bit annoyed at me.
I was getting rid of some coin overflow a while back.
20 quid diesel and I handed him it in coins.
The polack behind the counter says "Were you singing down the pub last night?"
cheeky cunt.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on September 16, 2019, 11:38:04 am
Yeah but their snacks are pricey.
So Don't buy 'em !   lol
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on September 16, 2019, 11:41:58 am
I only go into me local circle K when I want to pay with coins.€35 in bags of 10/20 cents down the little hole on the till.The easter behind the till gets a bit annoyed at me.
Tesco self service tills are the best fer dumping coins. No One looking over your shoulder.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: stonethecrows on September 16, 2019, 11:50:14 am
Them fckn self-service tills, they always seem to give loads of brown coin in change
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on September 16, 2019, 12:23:35 pm
Them fckn self-service tills, they always seem to give loads of brown coin in change
So give 'em back next time around !
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Lizzzy on September 16, 2019, 12:45:02 pm
Yeah but their snacks are pricey.
So Don't buy 'em !   lol

I can't resist the yellow m and m.
Title: Re: Failed NCt
Post by: Belker on September 16, 2019, 12:59:33 pm
Yeah but their snacks are pricey.
So Don't buy 'em !   lol

I can't resist the yellow m and m.
Laffin !
Buy 'em in Tescos fer half the price !