Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: Belker on February 22, 2019, 07:47:18 am
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At least on the very bad nights/days we always get something to bring home after a shift.
I had this very charming pretty black lady in the cab last Wednesday night going to work in a Cork lap dancing club, I have brought her before a few times and she is always a very pleasant conversationalist, she makes no bones about what she does as she sez; "Fer extra cash" on top of her daytime state job.
Anyway on Wednesday night she told me that the previous Two nights she had No customers at all meaning that she went home with Nothing, actually even less as she had to pay her Taxi fare in and out at a Tenner a pop. She told me again as she had before; "The club take 50% of my dance money and there is no set/base rate fer just working".
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Working for 50% less than nothing
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Double jobber
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The least you could have done is offer her a free fare for a knuckle shuffle, seeing as how your arm is fucked rofl
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At least on the very bad nights/days we always get something to bring home after a shift.
I had this very charming pretty black lady in the cab last Wednesday night going to work in a Cork lap dancing club, I have brought her before a few times and she is always a very pleasant conversationalist, she makes no bones about what she does as she sez; "Fer extra cash" on top of her daytime state job.
Anyway on Wednesday night she told me that the previous Two nights she had No customers at all meaning that she went home with Nothing, actually even less as she had to pay her Taxi fare in and out at a Tenner a pop. She told me again as she had before; "The club take 50% of my dance money and there is no set/base rate fer just working".
I keep tellin yiz we'r fuked... And going go into an oppression recession.... The yanks bought and Russians bought up half of Ireland after the crash... Ireland has a strategic military geographical position....
The world is effectivly at war but because
Ww3 would cause total annihilation.... The rules have changed and now invasion is done tru economics.... The Americans are winning at the moment because they're actually using Facebook, uber,Google etc to get the European to pay for the purchase of their own land off them....
The Russian countermeasures is to attack the cyber network...
The German is the main player though having fukin raided your central bank coffers and your pension fund and got you to do it voluntarily.... Or else
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Lap dancing and whoring are not irish pass times .Picked up Peter Stringfellow and two of his goons years back when he was opening his club in Parnell Street told him it would flop .Told him Irish wont pay a few 100 for a cheap bottle of bubbly and a dance we have too much charm.We just go into any pub and chat up women we never spend money on the package if we are not buying the contents .He asked me was I talking Irish I told him im talking the truth Paddy and his pound wont be tucked into a G string .Club lasted about three months then went broke .
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But if I remember right,he was closed down because of moral protest outside his club,not because the hard working men of Dublin wouldn't part with their hard earned cash
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But if I remember right,he was closed down because of moral protest outside his club,not because the hard working men of Dublin wouldn't part with their hard earned cash
Dont be minding what you read a few locals protested but he made no money Irish lads wont pay a ton for a bottle of bubbly just to watch a half stripped dancer .I have never dropped an Irishman to a lap dancing club only ever foreign tourists .In the 1970 Playboy opened a Bunny Club on Talbot street it only lasted a few weeks as well .
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That's very true John.When I was on my stags in Hamburg with a few lads we got fooked out for not buying any dances.Too interested in drinking.The whole strip club thing is a bit weird.
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But if I remember right,he was closed down because of moral protest outside his club,not because the hard working men of Dublin wouldn't part with their hard earned cash
Dont be minding what you read a few locals protested but he made no money Irish lads wont pay a ton for a bottle of bubbly just to watch a half stripped dancer .I have never dropped an Irishman to a lap dancing club only ever foreign tourists .In the 1970 Playboy opened a Bunny Club on Talbot street it only lasted a few weeks as well .
That wasn`t Playboy John. The club was called The Fiesta Club and the girls Fiesta Fawns. A mate of mine married one of them, lasted about 6 years. The club was in the old cinema, think it was called the Cinerama.
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Playboy were to open on Talbot street my neighbour was sent over to London to learn how to do things the playboy bunnygirl way .As far as I remember Bubba it opened and closed in about two weeks .John Charles was not amused .
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Playboy were to open on Talbot street my neighbour was sent over to London to learn how to do things the playboy bunnygirl way .As far as I remember Bubba it opened and closed in about two weeks .John Charles was not amused .
Don`t remember it John.
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Playboy were to open on Talbot street my neighbour was sent over to London to learn how to do things the playboy bunnygirl way .As far as I remember Bubba it opened and closed in about two weeks .John Charles was not amused .
Don`t remember it John.
I could be wrong Bubba but I remember me mother and that young ones mother being discusted that her daughter would work at that sort of thing .She was 19 but had to lie about her age as they wanted over 21s .
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Playboy were to open on Talbot street my neighbour was sent over to London to learn how to do things the playboy bunnygirl way .As far as I remember Bubba it opened and closed in about two weeks .John Charles was not amused .
Don`t remember it John.
I could be wrong Bubba but I remember me mother and that young ones mother being discusted that her daughter would work at that sort of thing .She was 19 but had to lie about her age as they wanted over 21s .
Fiesta Club caused uproar and was described as a Playboy club with scantily clad girls. Me mates mrs and 2 other girls were pictured in the paper at the time.
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Playboy were to open on Talbot street my neighbour was sent over to London to learn how to do things the playboy bunnygirl way .As far as I remember Bubba it opened and closed in about two weeks .John Charles was not amused .
Don`t remember it John.
I could be wrong Bubba but I remember me mother and that young ones mother being discusted that her daughter would work at that sort of thing .She was 19 but had to lie about her age as they wanted over 21s .
Fiesta Club caused uproar and was described as a Playboy club with scantily clad girls. Me mates mrs and 2 other girls were pictured in the paper at the time.
Were they protesting outside bubba?
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the whole lap dancing thing is a waste of time, was only ever in one twice in spain. just went in because my friends wanted to, none of us ever got lap dances though, we just had a drink and left. i wouldnt even pay 5 euro for a dance, i wouldnt get anything out of it. i saw that tv show sun sex and suspicious parents once, there was this mollycoddled 18 year old guy on it, had never kissed a woman before. he got around 7 lap dances in one night, spent around £500 rofl
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the whole lap dancing thing is a waste of time, was only ever in one twice in spain. just went in because my friends wanted to, none of us ever got lap dances though, we just had a drink and left. i wouldnt even pay 5 euro for a dance, i wouldnt get anything out of it. i saw that tv show sun sex and suspicious parents once, there was this mollycoddled 18 year old guy on it, had never kissed a woman before. he got around 7 lap dances in one night, spent around £500 rofl
Fcuk £500 for plum pulling material
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Playboy were to open on Talbot street my neighbour was sent over to London to learn how to do things the playboy bunnygirl way .As far as I remember Bubba it opened and closed in about two weeks .John Charles was not amused .
Don`t remember it John.
I could be wrong Bubba but I remember me mother and that young ones mother being discusted that her daughter would work at that sort of thing .She was 19 but had to lie about her age as they wanted over 21s .
Fiesta Club caused uproar and was described as a Playboy club with scantily clad girls. Me mates mrs and 2 other girls were pictured in the paper at the time.
Were they protesting outside bubba?
Can`t remember protests but there was a lot of press coverage.
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Was Pat Quinn involved in that ?
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Was Pat Quinn involved in that ?
That rings a bell alright.
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Quinn not a lucky name in Irish Business .The fuel crisis in the 70s broke him withhis investment in the Country Club .
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Talking about Lap Dancing clubs, my missus can’t believe that I’ve never been to one.
As someone said earlier that they went to a lap dancing club and got fucked out for not buying a dance and As John M said to Peter that the Irish won’t spend money in a club as we would just go to pub, meet a girl and hopefully get your hole
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I've never been to one either and don't intend going, against my faith which is
High Stool, get pissed and take it from there, don't believe in paying for sex, if it aint available you have to speak to palm
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Lap dancing, best described as
Prostitution without penetration.
The penetration comes after a few lean nights on the Pole.
I hope the poor black girl knows this.
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I used to pay a bullseye in Angels to lick the pole at the end of the night!!
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I used to pay a bullseye in Angels to lick the pole at the end of the night!!
Was her name Agnetha?
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I used to pay a bullseye in Angels to lick the pole at the end of the night!!
Was her name Agnetha?
Don't know....but it tasted delicious!!
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I used to pay a bullseye in Angels to lick the pole at the end of the night!!
Was her name Agnetha?
Don't know....but it tasted delicious!!
I bet you've tasted wurst! 8)
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I used to pay a bullseye in Angels to lick the pole at the end of the night!!
Was her name Agnetha?
Don't know....but it tasted delicious!!
I bet you've tasted wurst! 8)
Ja.
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I used to pay a bullseye in Angels to lick the pole at the end of the night!!
Was her name Agnetha?
Don't know....but it tasted delicious!!
I bet you've tasted wurst! 8)
Ja.
Ah fcuk that Hal, probably end up with the pox in your gob
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Ah fcuk that Hal, probably end up with the pox in your gob
LL would say i got off lightly.....probably!!
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Down with that sort of thing
Careful now...
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Whoever advised Stringfellow that Parnell St was the place to open his Lap dancing Club was really on point that day.. :-\ :-\,you can still see remnants of the facade outside.
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Yeah, always thought the location of Parnell Street was absolutely daft. It might have succeeded on Leeson St or surrounds but not a hope on Parnell St even if it didn't have the nightly protests from the God Squad protecting their childer. It's no surprise that the location is now currently a giant pound shop which is about the correct level of typical retail on Parnell St
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I used to pay a bullseye in Angels to lick the pole at the end of the night!!
Was her name Agnetha?
Don't know....but it tasted delicious!!
I bet you've tasted wurst! 8)
Ja.
Ah fcuk that Hal, probably end up with the pox in your gob
Or Athlete's mouth! 8)
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I used to pay a bullseye in Angels to lick the pole at the end of the night!!
Was her name Agnetha?
Don't know....but it tasted delicious!!
I bet you've tasted wurst! 8)
Ja.
Ah fcuk that Hal, probably end up with the pox in your gob
Or Athlete's mouth! 8)
Or gumhorrea ...
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Ah fcuk that Hal, probably end up with the pox in your gob
LL would say i got off lightly.....probably!!
Nah....lap-dancing never took off here because the Irish have a inherent fear of sex and sexual expression. European girls find it quaint that little lads with ruddy cheeks and large beer-bellies who marry the first bird they meet can't stare at any part of the anatomy without a huge quantity of drink.......load of mammies boys on tour at events like stag parties full of soup hoping some aul yoke will relieve them of their self-loathing.
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You're talking bollox again.
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Poor auld Merc..........never travelled anywhere............
https://www.independent.ie/style/sex-relationships/lets-talk-about-sex-ireland-35472357.html (https://www.independent.ie/style/sex-relationships/lets-talk-about-sex-ireland-35472357.html)
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Come on you can do better LL.
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Down with that sort of thing
Careful now...
Have to agree wit ya there daillymount.... The language out of them cnuts is disgraceful
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To me lap dancing is load o Bollix... And the thought of paying money and not getting yur hole sounds like a futile ting to do Lip.... Not that I ever jumped on a prostitutes.... It be like throwing your bike up OConnor Street on a wet Tuesday afternoon....bit like football..... I fuking hate watching football but I had a talent for it and love manipulation of the ting in the park .... But it's about doing it and not looking at it........ If you put a naked bird in front of me gyrating her ass and legally I have to sit there and sip a pint of Heineken... To me that's torture and
Sadomasicim.... Fuk that
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My 400 a weeks wages is too hard earned for giving ot to some cnut standing in her knickers
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To me lap dancing is load o Bollix... And the thought of paying money and not getting yur hole sounds like a futile ting to do Lip.... Not that I ever jumped on a prostitutes.... It be like throwing your bike up OConnor Street on a wet Tuesday afternoon....bit like football..... I fuking hate watching football but I had a talent for it and love manipulation of the ting in the park .... But it's about doing it and not looking at it........ If you put a naked bird in front of me gyrating her ass and legally I have to sit there and sip a pint of Heineken... To me that's torture and
Sadomasicim.... Fuk that
Not about that, Octavia.......your typical backward little working-class boy has a phobia about the female form......not about sex............sure as an ex-prisoner of marriage yourself, you must realise the single man gets more than any gobshite living in fear of his overlord, the wife?
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To me lap dancing is load o Bollix... And the thought of paying money and not getting yur hole sounds like a futile ting to do Lip.... Not that I ever jumped on a prostitutes.... It be like throwing your bike up OConnor Street on a wet Tuesday afternoon....bit like football..... I fuking hate watching football but I had a talent for it and love manipulation of the ting in the park .... But it's about doing it and not looking at it........ If you put a naked bird in front of me gyrating her ass and legally I have to sit there and sip a pint of Heineken... To me that's torture and
Sadomasicim.... Fuk that
Not about that, Octavia.......your typical backward little working-class boy has a phobia about the female form......not about sex............sure as an ex-prisoner of marriage yourself, you must realise the single man gets more than any gobshite living in fear of his overlord, the wife?
Don't worry bout the power of the wives Lip their days are numbered..... I've seen the Autonomous wife dolls they makin now on YouTube....and not a greedy family court manipulation victimhood abusive bone in their body....eh fuselage. ,,, ehh chassis
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Did none of yis screen yer prospective partners/wives before getting stuck in with the riding?Ya don't build a gaff on unstable foundations...Ya might get ten years out if it before things start crumbling.Ya wouldn't buy a car off a random pikey bloke on a roundabout so why would ya shack up with a crazy woman ya met with a loads gargle on ya.
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LL has all the answers.....standby!!
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Wives
China is building them
Faster and cheaper.
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Chinese are building Wives faster and cheaper.
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LL has all the answers.....standby!!
That's the spirit Hal..............and women are the ones doing the vetting...not men. Even the girls laughing at the short, fat young men in lap-dancing clubs are scanning before removing them of their hard-earned.
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To me lap dancing is load o Bollix... And the thought of paying money and not getting yur hole sounds like a futile ting to do Lip.... Not that I ever jumped on a prostitutes.... It be like throwing your bike up OConnor Street on a wet Tuesday afternoon....bit like football..... I fuking hate watching football but I had a talent for it and love manipulation of the ting in the park .... But it's about doing it and not looking at it........ If you put a naked bird in front of me gyrating her ass and legally I have to sit there and sip a pint of Heineken... To me that's torture and
Sadomasicim.... Fuk that
Not about that, Octavia.......your typical backward little working-class boy has a phobia about the female form......not about sex............sure as an ex-prisoner of marriage yourself, you must realise the single man gets more than any gobshite living in fear of his overlord, the wife?
Don't worry bout the power of the wives Lip their days are numbered..... I've seen the Autonomous wife dolls they makin now on YouTube....and not a greedy family court manipulation victimhood abusive bone in their body....eh fuselage. ,,, ehh chassis
Family Courts are a different kettle of fish, Octy. Even the mighty fall at that hurdle. John Waters found out how prejudiced and biased they are when it comes to fathers' rights. That's the sad part of getting involved with a partner who has all the chips stacked in their favour...........nobody would enter into such a contract if there weren't emotional conditioning involved. Mammy destroys little Paddy.....he hasn't a hope as he seeks out her replacement as he ages. At least you have the wisdom to know it.
The lads who are happily married would be ignoring all of this.....and all the stories in the media about the same subject. Sex will become an even bigger commodity than it already is. Young men are terrified of modern women and they should be.........and a good father would be warning them not to go where he foolishly went before.......those who remain defiantly ignorant are bad fathers.
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To me lap dancing is load o Bollix... And the thought of paying money and not getting yur hole sounds like a futile ting to do Lip.... Not that I ever jumped on a prostitutes.... It be like throwing your bike up OConnor Street on a wet Tuesday afternoon....bit like football..... I fuking hate watching football but I had a talent for it and love manipulation of the ting in the park .... But it's about doing it and not looking at it........ If you put a naked bird in front of me gyrating her ass and legally I have to sit there and sip a pint of Heineken... To me that's torture and
Sadomasicim.... Fuk that
Not about that, Octavia.......your typical backward little working-class boy has a phobia about the female form......not about sex............sure as an ex-prisoner of marriage yourself, you must realise the single man gets more than any gobshite living in fear of his overlord, the wife?
Don't worry bout the power of the wives Lip their days are numbered..... I've seen the Autonomous wife dolls they makin now on YouTube....and not a greedy family court manipulation victimhood abusive bone in their body....eh fuselage. ,,, ehh chassis
Family Courts are a different kettle of fish, Octy. Even the mighty fall at that hurdle. John Waters found out how prejudiced and biased they are when it comes to fathers' rights. That's the sad part of getting involved with a partner who has all the chips stacked in their favour...........nobody would enter into such a contract if there weren't emotional conditioning involved. Mammy destroys little Paddy.....he hasn't a hope as he seeks out her replacement as he ages. At least you have the wisdom to know it.
The lads who are happily married would be ignoring all of this.....and all the stories in the media about the same subject. Sex will become an even bigger commodity than it already is. Young men are terrified of modern women and they should be.........and a good father would be warning them not to go where he foolishly went before.......those who remain defiantly ignorant are bad fathers.
Sound words there Lip.... Merco does ask a valid questions though...... Why we married mad cnuts.....? I've always bean attracted to mad cnuts wen I was younger....
Even now they stimulate me more than the sane ones.... I think we can't blame anyone else for the shit hitting the fann .... Even the mad cnuts yu shak up wit.... Cud it be that our sociopathic personalities prefer the uncertainty and hostility we subconsciously invited into our lives compared to livin wit a nice Jane
Who bakes on Sunday, iron yur jocks, and phornicates wit her eyes closed?
Perhaps our biggest fear was boredom
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I didn't Octy.............could have but was on the move all the time. I've some sound friends who thought they married Mrs Right.......until they realised she was just playing a role.....like them. Women are survivors and far more prepared for emotional turmoil..............men are denied insight into the truth by their Mammies. In short, women are far more intelligent and in tune with the harsh reality of the world. However, any man who has been dragged through the family courts has my sympathy.................no hope for men in there.....I've seen what happens in there if you have a penis............
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I didn't Octy.............could have but was on the move all the time. I've some sound friends who thought they married Mrs Right.......until they realised she was just playing a role.....like them. Women are survivors and far more prepared for emotional turmoil..............men are denied insight into the truth by their Mammies. In short, women are far more intelligent and in tune with the harsh reality of the world. However, any man who has been dragged through the family courts has my sympathy.................no hope for men in there.....I've seen what happens in there if you have a penis............
A man needs shite happen to him to make him a man.... And in the world today the family court is nuttin really.... Took me years to get on me feet.... Have another couple decades years left to get over the debt but I'm kinda glad it wasn't cancer or going blind..... I suppose marriage it's like them cunts joinin ISIS an dreaming an brainwashed of the Islamic caliphate spreading all over the world and beheadins
An authorised rape all over the place....
Until the truth comes down a big barrel an
It's too late to wake up
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Nah, he doesn't need it.....he needs to learn to play the game and adapt to survive. Head-in-the-sand syndrome doesn't work.....do a switcheroo.........become like them......cry and learn to fake sincerity and empathy.
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Cud it be that our sociopathic personalities prefer the uncertainty and hostility we subconsciously invited into our lives compared to livin wit a nice Jane
Who bakes on Sunday, iron yur jocks, and phornicates wit her eyes closed?
i suppose thats like how some women are attracted to scum bags who cheat on them, beat them, dont work, sell drugs, drink, take drugs, always in trouble with the police etc and they will tell a decent guy to fcuk off :D
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Chinese are building Wives faster and cheaper.
You can say that again.
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Cud it be that our sociopathic personalities prefer the uncertainty and hostility we subconsciously invited into our lives compared to livin wit a nice Jane
Who bakes on Sunday, iron yur jocks, and phornicates wit her eyes closed?
i suppose thats like how some women are attracted to scum bags who cheat on them, beat them, dont work, sell drugs, drink, take drugs, always in trouble with the police etc and they will tell a decent guy to fcuk off :D
very true wen you tink about it taxi 90....
Very true.....
The whole subject is an enigma that wud
Prompt yu tu to join a monkery and become a monk an dedicate your life to bee keeping and perfecting the art of wheat beer...... Preferably in an order of silence........
These cnuts ain't as stupid as they look
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/komuso-flute-monk-japan-basket-head-zen-buddhism (https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/komuso-flute-monk-japan-basket-head-zen-buddhism)
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Women would have men believe that men are walkin around with a permanent horn. Truth is women are hornier on a daily basis than men by a factor of 5-1 minimum. Very rarely a bird will be upfront and instigate sex, usually an ex feelin horny will give ya a call or knock on yer door. Women are designed to be sexual animals, we play the role women gave us. FFS, Cleopatra had armies slaughterin each other cos Mark Anthony loved her blow jobs.
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Screening of partners back then involved finding out how much land the priapic little fool had.............truth be told Bubba..........nowt has changed. As Marilyn Monroe said........"tights worn at the knee" was my chief charge when the agent sent off the bills.
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Screening of partners back then involved finding out how much land the priapic little fool had.............truth be told Bubba..........nowt has changed. As Marilyn Monroe said........"tights worn at the knee" was my chief charge when the agent sent off the bills.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house
Za za gabor....
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Chinese are building Wives faster and cheaper.
You can say that again.
Echo that!