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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: taxi1990 on February 24, 2019, 10:36:19 pm

Title: What would you do if driving a taxi was no longer an option?
Post by: taxi1990 on February 24, 2019, 10:36:19 pm: I would set up a large b&b or small hotel. maybe start a security company or cleaning company not sure yet.

one thing is for sure that I would never go back to taking orders from anyone again.
Title: Re: What would you do if driving a taxi was no longer an option?
Post by: Shallowhal on February 24, 2019, 10:43:36 pm: I really need to start driving my taxi again before i'm qualified to answer that question!!
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Post by: john m on February 24, 2019, 11:17:34 pm: Start making Gin .
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Post by: TheDevilHimself on February 24, 2019, 11:41:08 pm: I would write my own songs and sing them in bars and such , eventually I reckon people would pay me to stop.
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Post by: stonethecrows on February 25, 2019, 09:34:37 am: Get a sex change and become a lap (60 year old fat bellied) Dancer
Title: Re: What would you do if driving a taxi was no longer an option?
Post by: taxi1990 on February 25, 2019, 09:39:14 am: There is no money in lap dancing in Ireland apparently ???
Title: Re: What would you do if driving a taxi was no longer an option?
Post by: Shallowhal on February 25, 2019, 09:43:57 am: Quote from: taxi1990 on February 25, 2019, 09:39:14 am
There is no money in lap dancing in Ireland apparently ???

You're right....i certainly wouldn't pay to lick the pole at the end of the night after STC sex change gyrating antics!!
Title: Re: What would you do if driving a taxi was no longer an option?
Post by: stonethecrows on February 25, 2019, 09:56:14 am: Quote from: Shallowhal on February 25, 2019, 09:43:57 am
Quote from: taxi1990 on February 25, 2019, 09:39:14 am
There is no money in lap dancing in Ireland apparently ???

You're right....i certainly wouldn't pay to lick the pole at the end of the night after STC sex change gyrating antics!!

No money for sexy little birds doing it, maybe the quaars would like to see me performing
Title: Re: What would you do if driving a taxi was no longer an option?
Post by: Shallowhal on February 25, 2019, 09:57:54 am: Quote from: stonethecrows on February 25, 2019, 09:56:14 am
Quote from: Shallowhal on February 25, 2019, 09:43:57 am
Quote from: taxi1990 on February 25, 2019, 09:39:14 am
There is no money in lap dancing in Ireland apparently ???

You're right....i certainly wouldn't pay to lick the pole at the end of the night after STC sex change gyrating antics!!

No money for sexy little birds doing it, maybe the quaars would like to see me performing

The Weather Girls springs to mind!!
Title: Re: What would you do if driving a taxi was no longer an option?
Post by: stonethecrows on February 25, 2019, 10:13:13 am: Yes Hal same size but I'd stand out as the light coloured one, might get away with it though if I used Hughie Maughans Tan bottle
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Post by: Shallowhal on February 25, 2019, 10:16:51 am: Ah..the Trump tango!!
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Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 25, 2019, 11:20:32 am: Sniper in the Phoeno got a nice few quid for taking out 60 deer...........must be ex-Irish Ranger...........only used 4,000 bullets.
Title: Re: What would you do if driving a taxi was no longer an option?
Post by: dalymount on February 25, 2019, 01:04:33 pm: I would rejoin the Irish ballad scene,and try and revive it.
BTW taxi1990, you say you would never go back to taking orders again,well if your with a dispatch radio company,then you never stopped taking orders
Title: Re: What would you do if driving a taxi was no longer an option?
Post by: taxi1990 on February 25, 2019, 01:08:47 pm: Im not with a dispatch radio company.
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Post by: dalymount on February 25, 2019, 01:57:40 pm: Glad to hear it
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Post by: Octavia1 on February 25, 2019, 02:17:35 pm: yayno
Quote from: dalymount on February 25, 2019, 01:04:33 pm
I would rejoin the Irish ballad scene,and try and revive it.
BTW taxi1990, you say you would never go back to taking orders again,well if your with a dispatch radio company,then you never stopped taking orders

Do you play daily??
Title: Re: What would you do if driving a taxi was no longer an option?
Post by: dalymount on February 25, 2019, 02:38:45 pm: Ah o was around the scene a good few years ago pcky mpstly singing,and knocking the shite out of a bodhran
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Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 25, 2019, 04:03:00 pm: I heard you were good at the aul Bodhran, Dalyer. Peadar Browns is good for that stuff before a Dubs match....not my scene but I often meet a few lads there or in Drumcondra depending on the time of yr.
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Post by: dalymount on February 25, 2019, 05:26:47 pm: Well it was mostly the harding hotel with us we took over the gig from? Mat Molloys son.only the purest would remember mat molloy
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Post by: Vikkiz on February 25, 2019, 08:23:28 pm: Is that Mat Molloys Pub Bar and Restaurant, Kingscourt, Co. Cavan.
lol
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Post by: silverbullet on February 25, 2019, 08:27:56 pm: I remember Sean Tyrell being asked by an enthusiastic Yank on the best way to play a Bodhran.

Sean, being a purist said:

With a penknife!! 8)
Title: Re: What would you do if driving a taxi was no longer an option?
Post by: Octavia1 on February 25, 2019, 10:27:57 pm: The thoughts of having to work for a living quite terrifies me ... But wen the taxi business is fuked ... .I think ide like the be a psychiatrists assistant.
..or a therapist. .. Yu can buy a certificate on line and stick it up in yur office and people pay you to tell you all about their Sexual problems and you get 60 -80 quid an hour to sit there nodding you head and at the end of it you just suggest maturbation ...to them...
That sounds like a great Job.. . I believe alot of owlones fall in love with you aswell so you cud do very well out of it
Title: Re: What would you do if driving a taxi was no longer an option?
Post by: dalymount on February 25, 2019, 10:59:15 pm: Talking about sex,I was at a certain location last thursday night,where we normally use a particular room for something else.however when we went to use our room,we couldn't,as it was occupied.I said to some of the people in the room that we normally use the room for our business.I could not believe what he said when I asked him who they were that was using our room .he said we are sexaholics anonymous. I never heard of such a group
Title: Re: What would you do if driving a taxi was no longer an option?
Post by: Bubba Ho-Tep on February 25, 2019, 11:02:16 pm: Quote from: dalymount on February 25, 2019, 10:59:15 pm
Talking about sex,I was at a certain location last thursday night,where we normally use a particular room for something else.however when we went to use our room,we couldn't,as it was occupied.I said to some of the people in the room that we normally use the room for our business.I could not believe what he said when I asked him who they were that was using our room .he said we are sexaholics anonymous. I never heard of such a group

https://saireland.com/
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Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 26, 2019, 07:39:31 am: Bill Clinton.............Michael Douglas............Joan Crawford(both genders)........Errol Flynn(anything with a pulse)..........Nymphos and Satyriasists.
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Post by: markmiwurdz on February 26, 2019, 10:21:40 pm: Bill Clinton.....a hard dog to keep on the porch.