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Title: Customs officers
Post by: john m on February 28, 2019, 02:11:12 pm
Government recruiting 400 new customs officers to work on the non existing border .Might be a decent job to put in an application for if your young enough and interested .
Title: Re: Customs officers
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 28, 2019, 02:13:50 pm
Moving to Tallanstown soon, so might consider it....quare wan got a job in Louth there recently so despite me making the crime stats seem really bad, she's deteremined to move....I must up the Ante with a few more attacks.
Title: Re: Customs officers
Post by: john m on February 28, 2019, 02:16:27 pm
Customs officers needed for all ports as well as the non existing border .Clerical assistants also required for stripping trucks and searching .Pension and superanuation plus shift allowence not a bad job for a younger man .
Title: Re: Customs officers
Post by: dalymount on February 28, 2019, 02:21:05 pm
I just told my young fella an hour ago.do you know if there is an age criteria John,or where do you apply ?
Title: Re: Customs officers
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 28, 2019, 02:22:03 pm
Even the younger man grows old very quickly behind the wheel. Used to be 2 taxi-driving brothers who did weights and ran marathons etc back in the 80's from Crumlin, I knew....I can't remember their names at all.......2 fellas in the same gym about 6 foot and very fit......one of them told me that it was a killer...........I was about 18 and doing a CERT course not too far away. He told me was a lot younger than he looked...........he did nights.........other brother was a bit fresher looking. Dealing with the public kills people.
Title: Re: Customs officers
Post by: Cool Boola on February 28, 2019, 02:29:44 pm
Bit to mention working nights.  A Chinese Restaurant owner told me one night that working nights and depriving your normal sleep pattern takes on average....3 years off your life.....ffs
Title: Re: Customs officers
Post by: john m on February 28, 2019, 02:33:35 pm
I just told my young fella an hour ago.do you know if there is an age criteria John,or where do you apply ?


Im sure they are not looking for 16 year olds .Look at government jobs on line .Minister announced it this morning in the Dail
Title: Re: Customs officers
Post by: Shallowhal on February 28, 2019, 03:01:04 pm
Moving to Tallanstown soon, so might consider it....quare wan got a job in Louth there recently so despite me making the crime stats seem really bad, she's deteremined to move....I must up the Ante with a few more attacks.

Jaysus....a new drinking buddy.
Title: Re: Customs officers
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 28, 2019, 03:56:19 pm
No drink here, Hal. Since I had me back ops I packed it in...back to the old fighting weight of 15 1/2 stone now. Was up at 18 stone. However, if you fancy a smoothie leave your car keys in the bowl...no charge. Drogheda is a bit from Tallanstown is it not, even with Louth being fucking minimalist?
Title: Re: Customs officers
Post by: Octavia1 on February 28, 2019, 04:01:11 pm
Ya cant have a criminal record for that job... Lidls will have yis out the back yard Rat catching... 11 euro an hour and all the free out of date Grub you can fit in your boot
Title: Re: Customs officers
Post by: dalymount on February 28, 2019, 06:14:46 pm
Not 16 john 27
Title: Re: Customs officers
Post by: silverbullet on February 28, 2019, 06:40:56 pm
Bit to mention working nights.  A Chinese Restaurant owner told me one night that working nights and depriving your normal sleep pattern takes on average....3 years off your life.....ffs
As does eating Chinese.
Title: Re: Customs officers
Post by: Octavia1 on March 01, 2019, 03:42:20 am
Bit to mention working nights.  A Chinese Restaurant owner told me one night that working nights and depriving your normal sleep pattern takes on average....3 years off your life.....ffs
As does eating Chinese.
I often ponder people's obsessessions with accumulation of money for their old age and wen they get old they bollixed or get cancer or a heart attack and they fuked....
Nobody gets outta here alive....... Don't forget to savour the sweetness of health, fresh air, and the odd ride if yu can get it.....
I often wonder wer the mind of them drug dealers and bankers and politicians do be.... They all the same greedy little cnuts....
Theree alot to be said about karma.....
Whilst bad shit can touch the lives of the good people sometimes...........
Really bad shit hits the bad cnuts all o the time..... Guaranteed
Poor cnuts
Title: Re: Customs officers
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 01, 2019, 07:43:54 am
Not 16 john 27

At least you remember. My aulfella thought I was 40 on my 38th birthday....and he hadn't Alzheimers or anything else wrong with him.
Title: Re: Customs officers
Post by: Shallowhal on March 01, 2019, 08:03:41 am
Not 16 john 27

At least you remember. My aulfella thought I was 40 on my 38th birthday....and he hadn't Alzheimers or anything else wrong with him.

Ah sure....looks can be deceiving....even for family members!!
Title: Re: Customs officers
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 01, 2019, 08:14:26 am
Pays not to be sensitive around family members.....you'll find that out when they're laughing at your tales from the auld days soon, Uncle Halbert.........any Unicorns around Louth?
Title: Re: Customs officers
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 01, 2019, 11:23:03 am
At least you remember. My aulfella thought I was 40 on my 38th birthday....and he hadn't Alzheimers or anything else wrong with him.

Asking an Irishman how old his kids are is akin to asking if he takes sugar in his tae.
Title: Re: Customs officers
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 01, 2019, 11:30:37 am
Same man knew exactly when Ali and Frazer fought their battles..........and when the Beatles came to Dublin.............and when he met Jack Doyle in the old Theatre Royale...........there's another one out there 2 yrs older obviously.