Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: john m on March 04, 2019, 01:10:16 am
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Bought a dash cam was telling a head I got one .He made this observation ,Commear I sort of know you I get you all the time you are sound .Most lads around here know the sound drivers and they take them and let other cars drive by .I get you . I wouldnt get you if you had a camera and a lot of blokes would get annoyed if they seen one in your car .I thought that was interesting I work my plot and I do know a lot of my customers and dont feel threatened by them so im thinking I wont use the camera ,different if i was freelancing just driving everywhere but Dublin 8.10.12.22 might not be the right area to be driving around with a dash cam .
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I've a pen with a hidden camera in it I got off ebay. I have it attached beside the radio pointing at the passanger seat and it can get a good view of the rear seat. I actually got it to record a couple of very funny auflas I do pick up. but I've only had to turn it on 3 or 4 times in the space of two years when ye might get a boozed up cranky cunt.
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Sounds like something Maxwell Smart would have used,or a man from U.N.C.LE impliment
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Bought a dash cam was telling a head I got one .He made this observation ,Commear I sort of know you I get you all the time you are sound .Most lads around here know the sound drivers and they take them and let other cars drive by .I get you . I wouldnt get you if you had a camera and a lot of blokes would get annoyed if they seen one in your car .I thought that was interesting I work my plot and I do know a lot of my customers and dont feel threatened by them so im thinking I wont use the camera ,different if i was freelancing just driving everywhere but Dublin 8.10.12.22 might not be the right area to be driving around with a dash cam .
If they object to the camara then fuk em....
I don't want scum in me car and I assume they don't like the camara cause they dealing or trafficking, or some anti patriotic activity......
Work somewhere else
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A lot of my mytaxi clients won't use cars with cameras.
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I have a camera but it's for outside only. Personally wouldn't have a camera on the inside, cause I had scuffles in the car years ago, and get a few punches in.
I remember a lad sitting in the passenger seat, reached over me to grab something(phone or money). Anyway, got him in a headlock and punched the head off him. He got out and legged it. Would rather not be caught in my car for that.
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I have a camera but it's for outside only. Personally wouldn't have a camera on the inside, cause I had scuffles in the car years ago, and get a few punches in.
I remember a lad sitting in the passenger seat, reached over me to grab something(phone or money). Anyway, got him in a headlock and punched the head off him. He got out and legged it. Would rather not be caught in my car for that.
Outside is what worries some people .You might catch a glimse of something on the camera .Saw a piece of film of one of the cars that was burned out after the shooting the other day taken from a security camera in a house .Im sure the lads burning the car wont be happy they might even decide to burn a house .
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We're probably not too far away from every kid doing a runner on a taximan wanting to burn his car and/or shoot him to cover their tracks... at least up above in Dublin.
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We're probably not too far away from every kid doing a runner on a taximan wanting to burn his car and/or shoot him to cover their tracks... at least up above in Dublin.
This is why you build up a professional rapore with your client .Lads feel they could ask you for a lend rather than take your coin .
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Why don't ya pick up in Finglas, there's lads from one house who don't like cameras.
It might explain why the house was machine gunned.
Great customers.
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Why don't ya pick up in Finglas, there's lads from one house who don't like cameras.
It might explain why the house was machine gunned.
Great customers.
Dont have a licence to work Finglas or parts of Bray .
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Why don't ya pick up in Finglas, there's lads from one house who don't like cameras.
It might explain why the house was machine gunned.
Great customers.
Dont have a licence to work Finglas or parts of Bray .
More's the pity.
You'd be going non stop...to A & E.
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Why don't ya pick up in Finglas, there's lads from one house who don't like cameras.
It might explain why the house was machine gunned.
Great customers.
Canon Law.
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There's 4 MYTAXI rankings in D.11 and D.22
Gold
Silver
Bronze
And LEAD!! 8)
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I've a pen with a hidden camera in it I got off ebay. I have it attached beside the radio pointing at the passanger seat and it can get a good view of the rear seat. I actually got it to record a couple of very funny auflas I do pick up. but I've only had to turn it on 3 or 4 times in the space of two years when ye might get a boozed up cranky cunt.
I bought one on ebay yesterday, 3.61Euro.
Getting it working could be a problem fer me tho !
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/high-capacity-secret-CCTV-Mini-HD-Spy-Pen-Camera-Video-Recorder-USB-DVR-32GB/123481379345?hash=item1cc0105211:m:mYq6vtYIxuukNh2wFSmWKhA (https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/high-capacity-secret-CCTV-Mini-HD-Spy-Pen-Camera-Video-Recorder-USB-DVR-32GB/123481379345?hash=item1cc0105211:m:mYq6vtYIxuukNh2wFSmWKhA)
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Quality.
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I've a pen with a hidden camera in it I got off ebay. I have it attached beside the radio pointing at the passanger seat and it can get a good view of the rear seat. I actually got it to record a couple of very funny auflas I do pick up. but I've only had to turn it on 3 or 4 times in the space of two years when ye might get a boozed up cranky cunt.
I bought one on ebay yesterday, 3.61Euro.
Getting it working could be a problem fer me tho !
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/high-capacity-secret-CCTV-Mini-HD-Spy-Pen-Camera-Video-Recorder-USB-DVR-32GB/123481379345?hash=item1cc0105211:m:mYq6vtYIxuukNh2wFSmWKhA (https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/high-capacity-secret-CCTV-Mini-HD-Spy-Pen-Camera-Video-Recorder-USB-DVR-32GB/123481379345?hash=item1cc0105211:m:mYq6vtYIxuukNh2wFSmWKhA)
At €3.61 I'd be very surprised it does fcuk all
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Probably doesn't even write..
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you're after dropping a clanger Kenny. that's a pound shop job.
the one I got has night vision etc. it's rock solid. it cost around a wunner.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toy-Spy-Pen-Camera-1080P-Hidden-Camera-940-ir-Night-Vision-Bug-office-Starlight/113001914940?hash=item1a4f70623c:m:mZM41CsP5qBw45LAVqXnsSA (https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toy-Spy-Pen-Camera-1080P-Hidden-Camera-940-ir-Night-Vision-Bug-office-Starlight/113001914940?hash=item1a4f70623c:m:mZM41CsP5qBw45LAVqXnsSA)
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Michael's Garage was selling a camera on a bendy wand for about a tenner a few weeks back... meant to buy one but forgot... designed to improve vision for car repairs and such like but probably easy enough to wire into the motor to spy on the passengers. I think it worked with Android so you'd probably need an old phone to record.
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Aaah, they're still knocking them out:
https://www.micksgarage.com/d/phone-and-tablet-accessories/products/3295914/mechanics-inspection-camera-android-waterproof-micro-usb-cam-6-led-2m- (https://www.micksgarage.com/d/phone-and-tablet-accessories/products/3295914/mechanics-inspection-camera-android-waterproof-micro-usb-cam-6-led-2m-)
If they have them at that price when I next need oil I'll buy one.
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I bought one of them and its just for looking inside stuff.Handy for checking inside the dogs ear or putting up yer nose.They don't work at recording stuff three feet away.
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mmmm... now I have to think of stuff I want to look inside!
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I can loan ya mine if ya want...on second thoughts I don't want it back it's yours..
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It must be shite if you don't want it back... unless you're concerned about where I might stick it?
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Fukking right..
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Makes one wonder where it's been... apart from the dog's ear 'ole.
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Used sex toy....contact MFH!!
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If I'm being honest it may have also been in my ear.It has a light on it and it comes up on yer phone screen.I think they're used to look inside of cylinder heads for scoring and damage. The Chinese are great, 20 years ago you'd have to pay 200 quid for a similar professional tool with a worse camera.
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Ifn I buy one I'll probably need to borrow yours to find it when it falls...
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I'll keep it safe let me know when you need it.What I really want is a thermal camera thing.I had a go of one and it's seems like a useful yoke.But they're pricey.
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you're after dropping a clanger Kenny. that's a pound shop job.
the one I got has night vision etc. it's rock solid. it cost around a wunner.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toy-Spy-Pen-Camera-1080P-Hidden-Camera-940-ir-Night-Vision-Bug-office-Starlight/113001914940?hash=item1a4f70623c:m:mZM41CsP5qBw45LAVqXnsSA (https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toy-Spy-Pen-Camera-1080P-Hidden-Camera-940-ir-Night-Vision-Bug-office-Starlight/113001914940?hash=item1a4f70623c:m:mZM41CsP5qBw45LAVqXnsSA)
At 3.61 I'll take a chance on it, it's just a toy really to play with, I have a camera and video on my Iphone if I ever needed it.
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I'll keep it safe let me know when you need it.What I really want is a thermal camera thing.I had a go of one and it's seems like a useful yoke.But they're pricey.
Cudda done with a lend of your sex toy over the last few years while doin my Citroen...would have come in handy.
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If you're near the gaff Hal drop in for it..probably best to get it before RC gets it..
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If you're near the gaff Hal drop in for it..probably best to get it before RC gets it..
He's probably speeding towards you as i type!!
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No, work away Hal. I'll add one to my next oil order.
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I'd say ya could buy a pallet load of them tenner cameras and resell them for 50 notes as DIY prostate examination kits.Anything to save us the embarrassment of going to the doctor.
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I'd say ya could buy a pallet load of them tenner cameras and resell them for 50 notes as DIY prostate examination kits.Anything to save us the embarrassment of going to the doctor.
Fcuk that I don't fancy looking up me own
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Nobody's embarrassed these days, MfH.... but I reckon you could have a hit TV show on your hands...
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I'd say ya could buy a pallet load of them tenner cameras and resell them for 50 notes as DIY prostate examination kits.Anything to save us the embarrassment of going to the doctor.
Think that practice is outdated, all done with the bloods PSA now....... I think!
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Interesting... my Doctor told me that a few years ago and I wasn't sure that I believed him but I was happy enough not to question or research it!
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Billy Connolly's prostate examination.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfQLzLCNrzc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfQLzLCNrzc)
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I'd say ya could buy a pallet load of them tenner cameras and resell them for 50 notes as DIY prostate examination kits.Anything to save us the embarrassment of going to the doctor.
Think that practice is outdated, all done with the bloods PSA now....... I think!
Had the camera up the rectum....i nearly killed him....a few years back after a bowel infection which landed me in hospital for a week...i've had a couple of prostate exams with my GP...nice guy,gentle and even gives a hug after!!
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:-[its not Leo is it ? Well its just when you mentioned getting a hug after it
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If you're near the gaff Hal drop in for it..probably best to get it before RC gets it..
He's probably speeding towards you as i type!!
How dare you suggest that the Rats would speed ffs, slanderous
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I'd say ya could buy a pallet load of them tenner cameras and resell them for 50 notes as DIY prostate examination kits.Anything to save us the embarrassment of going to the doctor.
Think that practice is outdated, all done with the bloods PSA now....... I think!
Had the camera up the rectum....i nearly killed him....a few years back after a bowel infection which landed me in hospital for a week...i've had a couple of prostate exams with my GP...nice guy,gentle and even gives a hug after!!
The one thing watch for when receiving a Rectal exam , the moment you feel your anal passage being penetrated, ensure that he has ONE not TWO hands on your shoulders.
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You always remember the First Finger !
Mine was from a very attractive young Asian nurse,
I always remember her Emerald Green eyeshadow
as she gently said; "Lie on your side and tuck your knees in to your chest" !
I had no idea of what was coming next !!
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You always remember the First Finger !
Mine was from a very attractive young Asian nurse,
I always remember her Emerald Green eyeshadow
as she gently said; "Lie on your side and tuck your knees in to your chest" !
I had no idea of what was coming next !!
Yes Ken me too, I'm supposed to go and get the scans done every so often (up and down).
I remember the first one alright , it was in Mt Carmel Hospital in Dublin and I drove home after been sedated , could not remember a thing the next day (worse than having a few pints). Probebly worse part is the prep you have to take the day before , tastes like fckn sea water.
Anyways you would not be allowed drive now after the scopes , I don't think they will even allow a Taxi collect the patient (maybe Insc. reasons.).
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You always remember the First Finger !
Mine was from a very attractive young Asian nurse,
I always remember her Emerald Green eyeshadow
as she gently said; "Lie on your side and tuck your knees in to your chest" !
I had no idea of what was coming next !!
Yes Ken me too, I'm supposed to go and get the scans done every so often (up and down).
I remember the first one alright , it was in Mt Carmel Hospital in Dublin and I drove home after been sedated , could not remember a thing the next day (worse than having a few pints). Probebly worse part is the prep you have to take the day before , tastes like fckn sea water.
Anyways you would not be allowed drive now after the scopes , I don't think they will even allow a Taxi collect the patient (maybe Insc. reasons.).
Yeah they won't let you out after a scope unless you have someone to come in a collect you......and you're right about the prep.....even when mixed properly it's still very gelatinous and 2L taken over a certain period of time and tastes horrendous.......and you do know what your arse is for a short time later.....thank fuk we have 3 jax'sss!!
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You always remember the First Finger !
Mine was from a very attractive young Asian nurse,
I always remember her Emerald Green eyeshadow
as she gently said; "Lie on your side and tuck your knees in to your chest" !
I had no idea of what was coming next !!
Yes Ken me too, I'm supposed to go and get the scans done every so often (up and down).
I remember the first one alright , it was in Mt Carmel Hospital in Dublin and I drove home after been sedated , could not remember a thing the next day (worse than having a few pints). Probebly worse part is the prep you have to take the day before , tastes like fckn sea water.
Anyways you would not be allowed drive now after the scopes , I don't think they will even allow a Taxi collect the patient (maybe Insc. reasons.).
Yeah they won't let you out after a scope unless you have someone to come in a collect you......and you're right about the prep.....even when mixed properly it's still very gelatinous and 2L taken over a certain period of time and tastes horrendous.......and you do know what your arse is for a short time later.....thank fuk we have 3 jax'sss!!
Jesus Hal you must be loaded with 3 bogs
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Jesus Hal you must be loaded with 3 bogs
That's just downstairs!!
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I'll be dying of cancer before anyone sticks their finger up me hole.... Death before dishonor
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That's what I said to me missus.I was happy to hear that now they use blood tests instead of the oul thumb.Getting old won't be so bad after all.
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I'll be dying of cancer before anyone sticks their finger up me hole.... Death before dishonor
As long as its only their finger , you never know what they might find, you may even enjoy it
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I'll be dying of cancer before anyone sticks their finger up me hole.... Death before dishonor
As long as its only their finger , you never know what they might find, you may even enjoy it
Not fukin only that...... All them doctors now are darkies...... If yu tink I'm goin to voluntarily walk into a hospital and some
Mombasa witch doctor is going to finger me bum......
..then you better have the fukin fire brigade on standby
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Doctor Mohammed from Santry organised my blood tests... got it done in Beaumont free of charge... not sure why it was free, I was expecting a bill but hey ho... the lad who took the blood was an iron, no way would I have let him anywhere near my arse.
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No logic to any of this. Better a doctor's digit up your hoop than a tattooed waitress with 4 sovereign rings and a cast in her eye that you met in The Willows..........
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No logic to any of this. Better a doctor's digit up your hoop than a tattooed waitress with 4 sovereign rings and a cast in her eye that you met in The Willows..........
Do you still have her number ? please
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Went to the doctor Christmas..... Goin the jacks too often an me feet hurting me..... So I said ah Bollix I've diabetes.... Any
way got the blood checks and scan for the kidneys...... (They didn't charge yet either no bills... Bit surprised) doctor said I've the body of a 20 yr old... anyway me yungone says to me... Yu need to go on a vegan diet.... The meat is fukin yur system up.....
Anyway 2 months later... Don't have to piss at nite anymore.... Not a middle aged pimple in sight..... Me skin is gone like all oil of ulay.... Bundles of energy.... Me adhd has gone back to me teenage levels... Can't sit down to paint or anything....
Feel like a million dollars..... And saving the planet.... I love me I do
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Went to the doctor Christmas..... Goin the jacks too often an me feet hurting me..... So I said ah Bollix I've diabetes.... Any
way got the blood checks and scan for the kidneys...... (They didn't charge yet either no bills... Bit surprised) anyway me yungone says to me... Yu need to go on a vegan diet.... The meat is fukin yur system up.....
Anyway 2 months later... Don't have to piss at nite anymore.... Not a middle aged pimple in sight..... Me skin is gone like all oil of ulay.... Bundles of energy.... Me adhd has gone back to me teenage levels... Can't sit down to paint or anything....
Feel like a million dollars..... And saving the planet.... I love me I do
Hope you're telling the truth ,Octy because I've just gone Veggie, not Vegan. I'm always knackered although I'm only meat-free for a week. The mixed nuts have me bowels torn apart. She tells me that you'll know when you're detoxed when your Number 2 is not smelly? No idea....hope I regain my energy....watched the News and fell asleep earlier.
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Went to the doctor Christmas..... Goin the jacks too often an me feet hurting me..... So I said ah Bollix I've diabetes.... Any
way got the blood checks and scan for the kidneys...... (They didn't charge yet either no bills... Bit surprised) anyway me yungone says to me... Yu need to go on a vegan diet.... The meat is fukin yur system up.....
Anyway 2 months later... Don't have to piss at nite anymore.... Not a middle aged pimple in sight..... Me skin is gone like all oil of ulay.... Bundles of energy.... Me adhd has gone back to me teenage levels... Can't sit down to paint or anything....
Feel like a million dollars..... And saving the planet.... I love me I do
Hope you're telling the truth ,Octy because I've just gone Veggie, not Vegan. I'm always knackered although I'm only meat-free for a week. The mixed nuts have me bowels torn apart. She tells me that you'll know when you're detoxed when your Number 2 is not smelly? No idea....hope I regain my energy....watched the News and fell asleep earlier.
You tryin it too lipp?
Honestly I feel great... Im eaten the qourn and tofu fried is lovely.... But I am allowing bit beef bout every ten days.... But I was eatin meat and chicken every day.....
Peanuts will give ya the scutters but I find most the other nuts less so....
Huge difference in the skin on me back completely cleared up... And definitely more energy
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Tried introducing Quorn to my household menu. It didn't go down well.
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Tried introducing Quorn to my household menu. It didn't go down well.
Very good RC....you're getting good at this humour thing!!
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I wasn't attempting humour.
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Kids don't like it... But it's a lovely bollocknase with spaghetti.... If you dont tell them.It's not meat
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My not so young lads aren't kids anymore but I didn't try the mince. I tried the diced stuff and used it instead of chicken in a quorn and chorizo jambalaya... all noticed and none approved, myself included.
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My not so young lads aren't kids anymore but I didn't try the mince. I tried the diced stuff and used it instead of chicken in a quorn and chorizo jambalaya... all noticed and none approved, myself included.
Ah god be good to me auld Ma, Mince/Mash and Beans , cant beat it
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Daughter just came home from school with a chicken stir fry with noodles that she made in her home economics class...a dish she'll be doing for her Junior Cert....she's made it a few times for us as practice for her exam.....only gorgeous....and a fresh fruit salad in a scooped out watermelon....told her to put a scoop of ice cream on top of it.
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Ah god be good to me auld Ma, Mince/Mash and Beans , cant beat it
Sounds thoroughly revolting... enjoy!
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Daughter just came home from school with a chicken stir fry with noodles that she made in her home economics class...a dish she'll be doing for her Junior Cert....she's made it a few times for us as practice for her exam.....only gorgeous....and a fresh fruit salad in a scooped out watermelon....told her to put a scoop of ice cream on top of it.
I bet she didn't use Quorn! At least they're making some effort to educate the aulwans of tomorrow...
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Indeed.....no,chicken fillets from Aldi.
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Ah god be good to me auld Ma, Mince/Mash and Beans , cant beat it
Sounds thoroughly revolting... enjoy!
And top it off with a load of YR sauce, delish
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You're extracting the urine now.
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Honest Rat, would not do that on such a nice guy like you.
Nice Lump of mince, Mash Spuds and beans topped with YR sauce, my favourite, fckn wife wont make it and let me use the sauce, think she probably a rat also.
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My favourite is a sausage casserole done in the slow cooker...i know the missus is lookin for the ride when she puts that on!!
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Yisser have definitely mastered the dinner like a pauper bit!
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My favourite is a sausage casserole done in the slow cooker...i know the missus is lookin for the ride when she puts that on!!
What the fuck is a sausage casserole? Posh mans coddle??
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My favourite is a sausage casserole done in the slow cooker...i know the missus is lookin for the ride when she puts that on!!
What the fuck is a sausage casserole? Posh mans coddle??
Ah jaysus Vik......jumbo sausages,loads of veggies in the missusss homemade gravy,she usually prepares it the night before and puts it on in the morning before she heads to work....the aroma does be wafting around the kitchen all day....jaysus,i'm bleedin starvin now!!
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My favourite is a sausage casserole done in the slow cooker...i know the missus is lookin for the ride when she puts that on!!
Did I see her on Can't Cook, Won't Cook? 8)
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I think that was Mrs. Catcher, she couldn't boil an egg... fortunately she's a good breadwinner. Irish women, in general, are dreadful cooks but at least they're trying to teach them the basics in school these days.
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Mammy's cooking cannot be replaced....
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My favourite is a sausage casserole done in the slow cooker...i know the missus is lookin for the ride when she puts that on!!
Did I see her on Can't Cook, Won't Cook? 8)
Ah Silver...that's just fukin rude!!
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My favourite is a sausage casserole done in the slow cooker...i know the missus is lookin for the ride when she puts that on!!
Did I see her on Can't Cook, Won't Cook? 8)
Ah Silver...that's just fukin rude!!
Sorry Hal, but the words Sausage and Casserole should never appear in the same sentence.
Y'know Petit de foie gras...and Chips 8)
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Probebly worse part is the prep you have to take the day before , tastes like fckn sea water.
After a horrendous tummy surgery Ten years back which left me with 38 metal staples holding my stomach together and a few days in Intensive Care and a few further days on the Morphine drip, the worst of it all was the Clean Prep the day before, they tell ya all about how to drink it and how best to dilute it, BUT THEY DON'T FOOKIN TELL YA THAT THE FOOKIN STUFF WILL RIP YOUR ARSE WIDE OPEN !!
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I'll be dying of cancer before anyone sticks their finger up me hole.... Death before dishonor
I thought that too, my arse was a virgin till I was Thirty, but at Thirty I got divertilicus which is a disease of the colon, fer a full Ten years it went undiagnosed, I even got rushed by ambulance to the hospital one night only to be sent home with a few anadin tablets !
When I did eventually get the proper diagnosis, then half of the medical staff of Cork were up me hole on a daily basis !!
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My not so young lads aren't kids anymore but I didn't try the mince. I tried the diced stuff and used it instead of chicken in a quorn and chorizo jambalaya... all noticed and none approved, myself included.
Ah god be good to me auld Ma, Mince/Mash and Beans , cant beat it
Hard ta beat your Ma's auld Mince/Mash/Beans and all made up in to a Pie.
Or Slow cooked Bacon, on since the early morning and served with Mash and Cabbage.
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My favourite is a sausage casserole done in the slow cooker...i know the missus is lookin for the ride when she puts that on!!
Did I see her on Can't Cook, Won't Cook? 8)
Ah Silver...that's just fukin rude!!
Sorry Hal, but the words Sausage and Casserole should never appear in the same sentence.
Y'know Petit de foie gras...and Chips 8)
Last night: Sausages and Kale Ravioli:
Marks & Sparks.
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I think that was Mrs. Catcher, she couldn't boil an egg... fortunately she's a good breadwinner. Irish women, in general, are dreadful cooks but at least they're trying to teach them the basics in school these days.
Build that shed and carpet/lecky it cos you is gonna need it someday !
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Last night from the Pitas menu in K.C.'s;
Poultry;
Roast chicken breast pieces, fried pineapple & peppers, garlic mayo, chips & iceberg lettuce.
https://www.menupages.ie/Cork/cork_central/douglas/kc_and_son_and_sons/menu (https://www.menupages.ie/Cork/cork_central/douglas/kc_and_son_and_sons/menu)
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I'll be dying of cancer before anyone sticks their finger up me hole.... Death before dishonor
I thought that too, my arse was a virgin till I was Thirty, but at Thirty I got divertilicus which is a disease of the colon, fer a full Ten years it went undiagnosed, I even got rushed by ambulance to the hospital one night only to be sent home with a few anadin tablets !
When I did eventually get the proper diagnosis, then half of the medical staff of Cork were up me hole on a daily basis !!
DiverticulITIS....itis being the bit which suggests chronic inflammation...no tomatoes or nuts for you so....seeds and nuts verboten....brought own usually by chronic anxiety and yrs of cigarettes.
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I'll be dying of cancer before anyone sticks their finger up me hole.... Death before dishonor
I thought that too, my arse was a virgin till I was Thirty, but at Thirty I got divertilicus which is a disease of the colon, fer a full Ten years it went undiagnosed, I even got rushed by ambulance to the hospital one night only to be sent home with a few anadin tablets !
When I did eventually get the proper diagnosis, then half of the medical staff of Cork were up me hole on a daily basis !!
DiverticulITIS....itis being the bit which suggests chronic inflammation...no tomatoes or nuts for you so....seeds and nuts verboten....brought own usually by chronic anxiety and yrs of cigarettes.
That's the condition i was diagnosed with during my hospital stay a few years back.....i don't think anxiety or smoking contributed to it....but i still like nuts!!....curries are out..that's for sure,i seem to have it under control somewhat but sometimes takes you by surprise!! oops
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Diverticulosis is the less serious one....when it hits the ITIS bit it's an operation, or medication to reduce the pain if too old to operate. It's rampant nowadays.......keeping away from certain foods is vital as seeds and nuts etc can get trapped in the sacs that form in the bowel leading to all sorts of issues.....some of them are quite apparent if you are a regular visitor to this place.
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I'll be dying of cancer before anyone sticks their finger up me hole.... Death before dishonor
I thought that too, my arse was a virgin till I was Thirty, but at Thirty I got divertilicus which is a disease of the colon, fer a full Ten years it went undiagnosed, I even got rushed by ambulance to the hospital one night only to be sent home with a few anadin tablets !
When I did eventually get the proper diagnosis, then half of the medical staff of Cork were up me hole on a daily basis !!
DiverticulITIS....itis being the bit which suggests chronic inflammation...no tomatoes or nuts for you so....seeds and nuts verboten....brought own usually by chronic anxiety and yrs of cigarettes.
That's the condition i was diagnosed with during my hospital stay a few years back.....i don't think anxiety or smoking contributed to it....but i still like nuts!!....curries are out..that's for sure,i seem to have it under control somewhat but sometimes takes you by surprise!! oops
@ Hal, It is a horrendous painful disease, I had it untreated/undiagnosed fer Ten painful years but major surgery cured it, my advice to you which is prob the same as your auld Granny used to say to you is EAT YOUR GREENS, try to eat some Green veg every day, even if you buy a head of lettuce twice a week and take a bite off it once a day, that will do.
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Vegetarians can get it............Celtic disease...........stress and trying to counter-balance life's trials and tribulations............strangely enough more women than men develop it...........keep shitting...never hold it in....
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I'll be dying of cancer before anyone sticks their finger up me hole.... Death before dishonor
I thought that too, my arse was a virgin till I was Thirty, but at Thirty I got divertilicus which is a disease of the colon, fer a full Ten years it went undiagnosed, I even got rushed by ambulance to the hospital one night only to be sent home with a few anadin tablets !
When I did eventually get the proper diagnosis, then half of the medical staff of Cork were up me hole on a daily basis !!
DiverticulITIS....itis being the bit which suggests chronic inflammation...no tomatoes or nuts for you so....seeds and nuts verboten....brought own usually by chronic anxiety and yrs of cigarettes.
That's the condition i was diagnosed with during my hospital stay a few years back.....i don't think anxiety or smoking contributed to it....but i still like nuts!!....curries are out..that's for sure,i seem to have it under control somewhat but sometimes takes you by surprise!! oops
No curries...why, MSG? Anyway, look at poor Brian Kennedy....colon, rectum and prostate removed plus chemo............the food we're eating is pure poison.
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Curries seem to....or at least went through me like the Luas...within 10-15 mins of eating one....black bean is fine with chicken,i stay away from the beef.....it's deffo stress related aswell...i can't eat anything before a flight...just drink water....i also hate having to be somewhere at a certain time...more stress...which is why taxi driving suits me i s'pose!!