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Title: Breaking news
Post by: Jack Meoff on March 19, 2019, 12:02:34 pm
https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/ireland/cllr-calls-for-investigation-after-human-waste-smeared-on-st-patricks-bridge-911893.html (https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/ireland/cllr-calls-for-investigation-after-human-waste-smeared-on-st-patricks-bridge-911893.html)
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: stonethecrows on March 19, 2019, 12:12:16 pm
Well done Ken , them donuts(laced with laxatives) worked
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: Jack Meoff on March 19, 2019, 12:24:37 pm
Touching cloth on Paddy’s bridge
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: Tony on March 19, 2019, 12:26:56 pm
Well done Ken , them donuts(laced with laxatives) worked


Laffin me bollix off
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 19, 2019, 01:24:44 pm
I think I walked over that bridge.
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: stonethecrows on March 19, 2019, 01:28:33 pm
I think I walked over that bridge.
Ah Rat your talking crap now
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 19, 2019, 01:33:07 pm
No... honestly, Ken or Korky can clarify... probably.
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on March 19, 2019, 01:33:57 pm
around a month ago I was dying for a jimmy riddle and I'd been holding it in for a couple of hours.
I made it to a pissing ground and bounced out of the car.
as i let rip I felt my back side exploding followed by a loud squealing noise like a worn timing belt. I can't believe it. I'm after shitting my pants.
it was like someone nailed my arse with a water balloon.
limped back to the car and headed home and stripped myself. my trousers were soaking wet but there was no signs of any barry and no peggy dell. whats going on here.
felt my stomach gurgling and legged it to the toilet and a fountain of clear water came out my hole for around ten minutes.
never experienced anything like it.
felt very weak after it.
I think it might have been some undercooked chicken I had for dinner.
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 19, 2019, 01:48:48 pm
One thing you should never do with undercooked chicken is eat it. The Chinese are cunts for not cooking chicken through... any more than a little pink, bin it.
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: Mr phooey on March 19, 2019, 02:20:29 pm
One thing you should never do with undercooked chicken is eat it. The Chinese are cunts for not cooking chicken through... any more than a little pink, bin it.
Ar yu bruddy racist Rlat Catcher?
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: Rat Catcher on March 19, 2019, 02:24:18 pm
Absolutely not. I live in the beautiful seaside resort town of Balbriggan which boasts the most racially diverse population in the country and I drive a cab for a living, the most racially diverse trade (save security) in the country. Irish aulwans are shite cooks too, at the opposite end of the spectrum i.e. anything that once lived is cremated.
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: mercenary for hire on March 19, 2019, 02:29:53 pm
In my gaff the biggest motivation to cook anything is the use by date.That's why stuff gets burnt more often than it should be.I'd rather take a chance than throw it out.I regularly eat beef well passed it's use by date with no problems,chicken not so much.
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: Mr phooey on March 19, 2019, 03:57:00 pm
I flukin hate dialea
https://youtu.be/CKjaFG4YN6g
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: markmiwurdz on March 19, 2019, 05:05:32 pm
around a month ago I was dying for a jimmy riddle and I'd been holding it in for a couple of hours.
I made it to a pissing ground and bounced out of the car.
as i let rip I felt my back side exploding followed by a loud squealing noise like a worn timing belt. I can't believe it. I'm after shitting my pants.
it was like someone nailed my arse with a water balloon.
limped back to the car and headed home and stripped myself. my trousers were soaking wet but there was no signs of any barry and no peggy dell. whats going on here.
felt my stomach gurgling and legged it to the toilet and a fountain of clear water came out my hole for around ten minutes.
never experienced anything like it.
felt very weak after it.
I think it might have been some undercooked chicken I had for dinner.


 rofl rofl
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: stonethecrows on March 19, 2019, 05:18:35 pm
around a month ago I was dying for a jimmy riddle and I'd been holding it in for a couple of hours.
I made it to a pissing ground and bounced out of the car.
as i let rip I felt my back side exploding followed by a loud squealing noise like a worn timing belt. I can't believe it. I'm after shitting my pants.
it was like someone nailed my arse with a water balloon.
limped back to the car and headed home and stripped myself. my trousers were soaking wet but there was no signs of any barry and no peggy dell. whats going on here.
felt my stomach gurgling and legged it to the toilet and a fountain of clear water came out my hole for around ten minutes.
never experienced anything like it.
felt very weak after it.
I think it might have been some undercooked chicken I had for dinner.


 rofl rofl

Doctor I'm surprised you never of the prep you have to take if you having a scope (Up or Down), same end product
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: watty on March 19, 2019, 06:09:06 pm
Quote
Sinn Fein Cllr Chris O'Leary said he has no doubt whatsoever that the offensive material he saw this morning on the newly restored and refurbished bridge was human, and not dog faeces.

"I am a dog owner and I know the difference," he said.

He's got my vote.  He wouldn't put up with any bullshit if he was re-elected
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 19, 2019, 07:04:28 pm
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: silverbullet on March 20, 2019, 04:02:31 pm
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: stonethecrows on March 20, 2019, 04:08:17 pm
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.
I taught you could crap and not get fined, but if you took a leak you are liable to fine ??
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: john m on March 20, 2019, 07:16:56 pm
Pigeons use to shit on the washing down the flats .
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: watty on March 20, 2019, 07:27:22 pm
(https://i.imgflip.com/1bdpmn.jpg)
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 21, 2019, 07:11:58 am
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

Signs everywhere in parks warning you to pick up your dog dirt or face a fine..some say €1500 max, others €3000..........they'd make a fortune if they enforced it.
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: silverbullet on March 21, 2019, 04:33:24 pm
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.
I taught you could crap and not get fined, but if you took a leak you are liable to fine ??
As a Dub would say,
The first or second offence you might get away with, but not the turd! 8)
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: stonethecrows on March 21, 2019, 04:36:46 pm
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

Signs everywhere in parks warning you to pick up your dog dirt or face a fine..some say €1500 max, others €3000..........they'd make a fortune if they enforced it.
Havnt noticed any signs about human Gic though
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: silverbullet on March 21, 2019, 04:41:14 pm
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

Signs everywhere in parks warning you to pick up your dog dirt or face a fine..some say €1500 max, others €3000..........they'd make a fortune if they enforced it.
Havnt noticed any signs about human Gic though
I don't know your name
But your faeces familiar.  8)
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: stonethecrows on March 21, 2019, 04:44:05 pm
SB luv it  ::cheers
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: silverbullet on March 21, 2019, 04:46:26 pm
SB luv it  ::cheers
8)
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 21, 2019, 04:58:45 pm
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

Signs everywhere in parks warning you to pick up your dog dirt or face a fine..some say €1500 max, others €3000..........they'd make a fortune if they enforced it.
Havnt noticed any signs about human Gic though

Clue in the first line there, Stoney (Mr).
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: stonethecrows on March 21, 2019, 05:01:02 pm
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

Signs everywhere in parks warning you to pick up your dog dirt or face a fine..some say €1500 max, others €3000..........they'd make a fortune if they enforced it.
Havnt noticed any signs about human Gic though

Clue in the first line there, Stoney (Mr).
Clue in the first line appears to mention Dog Dirt not human
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: silverbullet on March 21, 2019, 05:03:02 pm
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

Signs everywhere in parks warning you to pick up your dog dirt or face a fine..some say €1500 max, others €3000..........they'd make a fortune if they enforced it.
I'd like to see Exhibit A in court!
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: stonethecrows on March 21, 2019, 05:05:42 pm
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

Signs everywhere in parks warning you to pick up your dog dirt or face a fine..some say €1500 max, others €3000..........they'd make a fortune if they enforced it.
I'd like to see Exhibit A in court!
Yeah and if necessary they could DNA it to prove its not dogs gic and I could get off for having a crap
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: silverbullet on March 21, 2019, 05:11:45 pm
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

Signs everywhere in parks warning you to pick up your dog dirt or face a fine..some say €1500 max, others €3000..........they'd make a fortune if they enforced it.
I'd like to see Exhibit A in court!
Yeah and if necessary they could DNA it to prove its not dogs gic and I could get off for having a crap


(https://i.postimg.cc/gnhpJbRM/Screenshot-20190321-171103.png) (https://postimg.cc/gnhpJbRM)
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: stonethecrows on March 21, 2019, 05:15:55 pm
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

Signs everywhere in parks warning you to pick up your dog dirt or face a fine..some say €1500 max, others €3000..........they'd make a fortune if they enforced it.
I'd like to see Exhibit A in court!
Yeah and if necessary they could DNA it to prove its not dogs gic and I could get off for having a crap


(https://i.postimg.cc/gnhpJbRM/Screenshot-20190321-171103.png) (https://postimg.cc/gnhpJbRM)
OMG SB your wasted in this Taxi game , you should have been a chameleon
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 21, 2019, 07:17:05 pm
3 grand fine apply to humans defecating now?...doubt it somehow...
If it's brought in the shit will hit the fan.

Signs everywhere in parks warning you to pick up your dog dirt or face a fine..some say €1500 max, others €3000..........they'd make a fortune if they enforced it.
Havnt noticed any signs about human Gic though

Clue in the first line there, Stoney (Mr).
Clue in the first line appears to mention Dog Dirt not human

Confucius....
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: john m on March 21, 2019, 07:18:28 pm
Did the politician say if there was a homeless person sleeping close to the shit ?
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 21, 2019, 07:20:58 pm
Mick Wallarse?
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: Belker on March 25, 2019, 07:03:12 am
I think I walked over that bridge.
You did indeed and in good company, Octy bought the losing Lotto tickets at the far end of the bridge.
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: Belker on March 25, 2019, 07:23:37 am
Just read this now.

But a strange one, I had 4 bar staff from the Silver Key pub in Cork last night and the lad in the front went on to tell me the tale of the 'Phantom Shitter' as they called him, It was a Gross tale about how a few weeks back some customer had wiped his excrement all over the toilet walls and also wiped it on the toilet seat and on the cubicle walls, and all done over a 3 day period and then he disappeared.

It's gotta be the same guy/gal/LGBT, surely there isin't Two nut-jobs out there rubbing their Shit on stuff.
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: mercenary for hire on March 25, 2019, 08:53:41 am
Someone protesting about the price of the Beamish I'd say...I had a mate who used to pull toilets and sinks off walls and flood the jax everytime he felt a bit annoyed at a bouncer or barman.Did it for years.Lots of angry folks out there.