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Title: Snooker type stuff
Post by: john m on April 24, 2019, 11:39:08 am
Have you noticed how many top Snookerists are Left handed .I can only think of two golfers two  tennis players and no darts players who were lefties .I wonder if Lefties watching Jimmy White were encouraged to start playing the game .
Title: Re: Snooker type stuff
Post by: mercenary for hire on April 24, 2019, 11:40:26 am
Fuk off erm it's not contagious like yawning. We're just gifted..
Title: Re: Snooker type stuff
Post by: stonethecrows on April 24, 2019, 11:47:42 am
Fuk off erm it's not contagious like yawning. We're just gifted..
I wonder sometimes my left arm don't know what my right one is doing
Title: Re: Snooker type stuff
Post by: Shallowhal on April 24, 2019, 01:25:29 pm
I'm ambidextrous, it's nice to switch it up for a wank every now and then!!
Title: Re: Snooker type stuff
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on April 24, 2019, 01:37:48 pm
I'm ambidextrous as well.
I can pull the mickey off two fellas at the same time up the back of the airport.
Title: Re: Snooker type stuff
Post by: Shallowhal on April 24, 2019, 02:56:19 pm
Fair play Doc....is that on top of the fare? :))
Title: Re: Snooker type stuff
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on April 24, 2019, 03:33:25 pm
what's better than a soilage charge...



























...TWO soilage charges.
Title: Re: Snooker type stuff
Post by: The Liffey Lip on April 25, 2019, 05:30:28 am
Have you noticed how many top Snookerists are Left handed .I can only think of two golfers two  tennis players and no darts players who were lefties .I wonder if Lefties watching Jimmy White were encouraged to start playing the game .

James Wade and Mark Webster are both lefty Dartists........can't think of any more. White was brilliant but he never did it on the big stage.....no nutritionists and sport psychologists back then...........
Title: Re: Snooker type stuff
Post by: Belker on April 25, 2019, 07:27:06 am
Jimmy was a coke head back in the day but never got caught unlike Thorburn. Jimmy played an exhibition game in Cork in circa late Eighties which my then firm sponsored and he went out on the town with the lads from my firm after the game so I got all the goss the next day.
Title: Re: Snooker type stuff
Post by: Shallowhal on April 25, 2019, 01:41:30 pm
he went out on the town with the lads from my firm after the game so I got all the goss the next day.

What happens in Cork....stays in Cork?
Title: Re: Snooker type stuff
Post by: Tony on April 25, 2019, 10:42:36 pm
I am ambidextrous, I play pool and darts using either left or right hand no problem played ball as a kid and kicked with both feet (not at the same time) writing is the only thing I have a problem with, if me dad or teacher caught me using me left hand writing I'd get a belt in the back of the head and be told only the devil's disciples uses their left hands.....
Title: Re: Snooker type stuff
Post by: Bob Shillin on April 26, 2019, 12:41:13 am
I am ambidextrous, I play pool and darts using either left or right hand no problem played ball as a kid and kicked with both feet (not at the same time) writing is the only thing I have a problem with, if me dad or teacher caught me using me left hand writing I'd get a belt in the back of the head and be told only the devil's disciples uses their left hands.....
Sinister, from the latin sinistra for left.
Title: Re: Snooker type stuff
Post by: Belker on April 26, 2019, 08:20:29 am
I am ambidextrous, I play pool and darts using either left or right hand no problem played ball as a kid and kicked with both feet (not at the same time) writing is the only thing I have a problem with, if me dad or teacher caught me using me left hand writing I'd get a belt in the back of the head and be told only the devil's disciples uses their left hands.....
My Da was the same and he had horrendous hand-writing because he was forced to write with his right hand in school while he was naturally left-handed.
Title: Re: Snooker type stuff
Post by: mercenary for hire on April 26, 2019, 10:53:09 am
In a lefty but just got used to doing right-handed stuff.It's not really a problem.
Title: Re: Snooker type stuff
Post by: Belker on April 26, 2019, 11:58:09 am
In a lefty but just got used to doing right-handed stuff.It's not really a problem.
Can ya open a tin of beans ?
Title: Re: Snooker type stuff
Post by: mercenary for hire on April 26, 2019, 12:33:19 pm
Haha it's not fukking MS Belker.
Title: Re: Snooker type stuff
Post by: Shallowhal on April 26, 2019, 05:05:24 pm
In a lefty but just got used to doing right-handed stuff.It's not really a problem.
Can ya open a tin of beans ?

Can do that with me flute Ken,

Play drums right handed,
Have a wank with me left hand but prefer to toy with pussy with my right!!
Title: Re: Snooker type stuff
Post by: Vikkiz on April 26, 2019, 07:56:26 pm
In a lefty but just got used to doing right-handed stuff.It's not really a problem.
Can ya open a tin of beans ?

Can do that with me flute Ken,

Play drums right handed,
Have a wank with me left hand but prefer to toy with pussy with my right!!
So you pull your plum with the left and toy with the cat with your right