Irish Taxi Forum
Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: john m on June 13, 2019, 12:21:14 am
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NEW FEATURE ASK DOLLYMOUNT
Dear Dollymount
Im looking to buy a new Dog my Old English Sheepdog has died .Should I get another one or should I get an Irish Breed like a Kerry Blue ,Irish Water Spaniel or a Mongrel .
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NEW FEATURE ASK DOLLYMOUNT
Dear Dollymount
Im looking to buy a new Dog my Old English Sheepdog has died .Should I get another one or should I get an Irish Breed like a Kerry Blue ,Irish Water Spaniel or a Mongrel .
A Mongrel is an acceptable Irish breed.
Remember to rear him in 3 or 4 Star hotel rooms and teach him to bark loudly.
This will earn you a virtually free 3 bed Semi in an area of your choice!.
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Dear Dollymount
I'm in dire financial trouble, and thinking of topping the wife to claim her insurance.
What's the best way of achieving this without ending up in that Hotel on the NCRoad ?
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Dear Dolly,
I've been diagnosed with Dyslexia.
It it a result of a Misspelled Youth?
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Dear Dollymount
I'm in dire financial trouble, and thinking of topping the wife to claim her insurance.
What's the best way of achieving this without ending up in that Hotel on the NCRoad ?
Hi Dollyer,
Could you answer this question as a matter of urgency!!
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Hola DOLLY.......Question..
Who did dolly.....mount..pardon!....I think Terry new her......
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Dear Dollymount
I'm in dire financial trouble, and thinking of topping the wife to claim her insurance.
What's the best way of achieving this without ending up in that Hotel on the NCRoad ?
Hi Dollyer,
Could you answer this question as a matter of urgency!!
Relax Hal, I'm not serious :))
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Dear Dollymount
I drive a black car ,Is that wrong ?
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Dear Dollymount
I'm in dire financial trouble, and thinking of topping the wife to claim her insurance.
What's the best way of achieving this without ending up in that Hotel on the NCRoad ?
Hi Dollyer,
Could you answer this question as a matter of urgency!!
Relax Hal, I'm not serious :))
He might still answer it....for you!!
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Dear Dollymount
I drive a black car ,Is that wrong ?
On every level!!
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What yis all talkin about ??????
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What yis all talkin about ??????
We ask the questions round here!! lol
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But I dont understand the significance of the post
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What yis all talkin about ??????
Dollymount is all powerful and mighty and is also a fckn Know-All, bit like the Wizard cnut in the Wizard of Oz
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Well I dont think I have ever tried to be a know all,I would be obliged if you can show me a post in which I tried to be a know all.if such a post exist,then I apologise.it was never my intention to portray myself a know all
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Dollyer has been up more Poles than a Russian Soldier!
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Well I dont think I have ever tried to be a know all,I would be obliged if you can show me a post in which I tried to be a know all.if such a post exist,then I apologise.it was never my intention to portray myself a know all
Dalymount I'll think you'll find that John has started this thread and is directing Q's at Dollymount
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Dear Dolly
C’mere, what’s the story with the old doll trying to have a conversation during sex. I started going out with this one with a Mitchelstown accent a few months ago, she have this fake tan that makes her look Spanish, I’d a be weak for her all the time. The problem is she do be fierce talkative, even for an old doll. It’s no joke listening to her banging on about her sister buying the same dress as her in Penneys when I’m trying to close my eyes and pretend she’s an air hostess that was on our flight to Lanzarote. (We all have our own thing.) So, can I just tell the old doll to shut up, will’a? —
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Dear Dolly
C’mere, what’s the story with the old doll trying to have a conversation during sex. I started going out with this one with a Mitchelstown accent a few months ago, she have this fake tan that makes her look Spanish, I’d a be weak for her all the time. The problem is she do be fierce talkative, even for an old doll. It’s no joke listening to her banging on about her sister buying the same dress as her in Penneys when I’m trying to close my eyes and pretend she’s an air hostess that was on our flight to Lanzarote. (We all have our own thing.) So, can I just tell the old doll to shut up, will’a? —
Gag her and tie her to the bed posts, she may even enjoy not talking
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Dear Dolly,
A friend asked me to ask you, should he try Viagra now, or wait until he needs it, (just got the bus pass). All workin' ok at the moment he says, but would he get addicted to it if he tried it once?
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Dear Dolly,
A friend asked me to ask you, should he try Viagra now, or wait until he needs it, (just got the bus pass). All workin' ok at the moment he says, but would he get addicted to it if he tried it once?
All depends what he needs it for, some people use it to help them stop peeing on their shoes (believe it not), they normally cut the pill in half , works a treat or so I'm told.
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Dear Dolly
Hello old stock. My company has been audited by a Gender Equality Consultant, a gorgeous bird from Manchester if you don’t mind me saying, which she did, and I have two weeks to respond to her complaint in writing. Anyway, our overall score for Gender Awareness was 7, which I thought was quite good until she told me it was out of 500. (She docked 200 points because of the image on our Career Development page, showing me and two stunning Romanian interns playing spin the bottle at our summer BBQ.) This is devastating for me because I’ve always seen myself as a ladies’ man. My friend Hoggy said I should hire three Plain Janes to show my feminist credentials, but I said no Hoggy, the correct thing to do here is make a reality show for Virgin Media called Sorry Girls, I’m a Complete Dinosaur. Do you think I’m right? — Reggie, Blackrock.
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Stonethecrows reckons the moral of the op is that im a know all. I have asked him to direct me to any post I have put up where I have displayed arrogance,or know all tendencies but he has failed to do so
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@ Dollymount I thought you were a Man who liked to express your opinion and thought it would be nice for us to ask your opinion on issues and as your customers dont seem to listen or respect your opinions and you might be suffering from Opinion Cosntipation .
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Ah now I understand the significance of the op.well I often write letters in the Irish times,and indeed I have been llucky enough to have had 6 published.I do believe based on my experience that maybe its not a good idea to express ones thoughts on matters of religion,or politics.when a person in activey ebncouraged to do so,and id then ridiculed for it,I felt the letter to the times was worthy of publication.
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Stonethecrows reckons the moral of the op is that im a know all. I have asked him to direct me to any post I have put up where I have displayed arrogance,or know all tendencies but he has failed to do so
As I've already posted the Heading is directed to Dollymount and not Dalymount, in no way was I suggesting you were a know all, it was directed as far as I'm concerned to a fictitious cnut called Dollymount.
Hope this sets the record straight DM.
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Thank you for that STC,but as John consistently refers to me as dollymount,and has influence others to do likewise,you can see why I would have concluded that the post refereed to me.please forgive my mistake,and thank you for your clarification
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Thank you for that STC,but as John consistently refers to me as dollymount,and has influence others to do likewise,you can see why I would have concluded that the post refereed to me.please forgive my mistake,and thank you for your clarification
Cheers DM, once a Saint always a Saint. Hope you hammer the Rovers Scum 2nite
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Stonethecrows reckons the moral of the op is that im a know all. I have asked him to direct me to any post I have put up where I have displayed arrogance,or know all tendencies but he has failed to do so
As I've already posted the Heading is directed to Dollymount and not Dalymount, in no way was I suggesting you were a know all, it was directed as far as I'm concerned to a fictitious cnut called Dollymount.
Hope this sets the record straight DM.
Ya dirty liar Mr crow......
. I was watchin the life story of frankie Byrne on youloob earlier... Mad cnut she was... Owlones used to write in an ask her shud they go to confession because they forgot to turn the photo of John f Kennedy and the Pope around towards the wall wen the owlad came in pissed as a fart an pulled the knickers off them....
She was ridin frank Hall on the sly for her the whole lenght of her marriage apparently....
Dirty cnut
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https://youtu.be/GOztFxeZmVY
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Very poor....ya would get a good oul banter on Roy's site......Maybe it's because 90% of the contributers are Free Taxi thinkers ....
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Very poor....ya would get a good oul banter on Roy's site......Maybe it's because 90% of the contributers are Free Taxi thinkers ....
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A bit harsh coola... There's only about 6 people on here
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Very poor....ya would get a good oul banter on Roy's site......Maybe it's because 90% of the contributers are Free Taxi thinkers ....
OK Coola liven it up , ask Dolly a question to get the "Good Aul Banter" going
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Dear Dollymount
I'm in dire financial trouble, and thinking of topping the wife to claim her insurance.
What's the best way of achieving this without ending up in that Hotel on the NCRoad ?
Hi Dollyer,
Could you answer this question as a matter of urgency!!
Relax Hal, I'm not serious :))
Bollicks anyway ! and I had the prefect plan on a 50/50 basis !!