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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: Rat Catcher on August 15, 2019, 10:11:03 am

Title: Divide And Conquer
Post by: Rat Catcher on August 15, 2019, 10:11:03 am
After doing a couple of 50 hour weeks I've been invited to become an ambassador:

Quote from: junk mail from Free Now
Hi Stephen,

We would like to invite you to become part of the FREE NOW Ambassador Programme.

 This programme has been a huge success in Ireland and we’d love for you to be a part of it. ‌
 
Register NOW
 
Ambassador benefits!

Check out some the key benefits that drivers on the Ambassador Programme receive.

Dispatch Advantage
Rewarded with a permanent dispatch advantage over other FREE NOW drivers
 
Prebook Time Advantage
Receive a time advantage for prebook jobs
 
Swag Pack
Essential FREE NOW goodies. You’ll get a One4All Voucher, a new jacket, coffee cup, water bottle, tote bag and an Ambassador pin.

Thanks,

Your FREE NOW Driver Team. ‌
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: dalymount on August 15, 2019, 10:15:38 am
And if your VERY lucky, you get to kiss the ass of the CEO who wants you to recruit other drivers so that they can compete against you
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: Jack Meoff on August 15, 2019, 10:15:56 am
Oh better take up that offer.
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: stonethecrows on August 15, 2019, 10:19:21 am
Don't forget the Donut's
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: Rat Catcher on August 15, 2019, 10:22:21 am
The 50 hour weeks already cost me more than double what I paid C2K during the last boom... and that's without covering any pick ups south of Collins Ave (bar 2 that were coming back to my area of operation), without covering any pick ups west of Ballymun Rd, without covering any "hospitality" jobs, without covering any pub pick ups, without covering any airport pick ups, without covering any prebookings and without working past midnight bar a couple of hours Sat night/Sun morning. I shudder to think what I would pay as an ambassador and/or if my working methodology focussed on maximising takings/profit.
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: dalymount on August 15, 2019, 10:40:26 am
Do ya know what this embassador cobblers reminds me of ? Do yis remember when we were kids in school , and ya got a star on your  copy book for being the best in the class ? Well that's what it reminds me of. So the way it is now, radio companies treat you like employees, while free nowtreat you like children . GIVE ME STRENGTH
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: stonethecrows on August 15, 2019, 10:45:06 am
Do ya know what this embassador cobblers reminds me of ? Do yis remember when we were kids in school , and ya got a star on your  copy book for being the best in the class ? Well that's what it reminds me of. So the way it is now, radio companies treat you like employees, while free nowtreat you like children . GIVE ME STRENGTH
Ah DM cumon , stars are doable but strength is stretching it a bit
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: Rat Catcher on August 15, 2019, 10:51:13 am
We get points to earn stars, DM... even us non-ambassador scum. For every job we get 10 points and we are awarded a silver medal if we earn 360 points in a week and a gold medal if we earn 600 points... we all start the week with a bronze medal, because we're all special.
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: stonethecrows on August 15, 2019, 10:54:55 am
And we taught we would never make the Olympics Team
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: Rat Catcher on August 15, 2019, 11:00:37 am
Here's a screenshot just in case you think I'm making it up, DM:


(https://i.postimg.cc/v44LrdyZ/Screenshot-2019-08-15-10-57-31.png) (https://postimg.cc/v44LrdyZ)
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: Jack Meoff on August 15, 2019, 11:04:19 am
Handsome looking man
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: Rat Catcher on August 15, 2019, 11:10:40 am
What can't speak can't lie!
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: dalymount on August 15, 2019, 11:11:49 am
I'm sitting here in clontarf about to get out of me car to go off for me walk. I actually had to take a few mins before I get out, I was breaking me bollox laughing after reading rats posts , and the picture of the medels . If yis are good I'll bring this back an ice pop
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: Octavia1 on August 15, 2019, 11:12:42 am
If yu want make money.... It's easy.....
Dont spend it .   


Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: mercenary for hire on August 15, 2019, 11:13:29 am
Magnums please..
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: Rat Catcher on August 15, 2019, 11:14:42 am
My problem is I only want to make it when I want to spend it.
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: silverbullet on August 15, 2019, 02:53:13 pm
I'm sitting here in clontarf about to get out of me car to go off for me walk. I actually had to take a few mins before I get out, I was breaking me bollox laughing after reading rats posts , and the picture of the medels . If yis are good I'll bring this back an ice pop
Wibbly wobbly wonder here!
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: silverbullet on August 15, 2019, 02:54:21 pm
Here's a screenshot just in case you think I'm making it up, DM:


(https://i.postimg.cc/v44LrdyZ/Screenshot-2019-08-15-10-57-31.png) (https://postimg.cc/v44LrdyZ)
Why is yer head on a Totem pole? 8)
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: stonethecrows on August 15, 2019, 03:08:50 pm
Nice head of Hair Rat, you must have led a sheltered life
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: Vikkiz on August 15, 2019, 05:19:18 pm
We get points to earn stars, DM... even us non-ambassador scum. For every job we get 10 points and we are awarded a silver medal if we earn 360 points in a week and a gold medal if we earn 600 points... we all start the week with a bronze medal, because we're all special.
Everyone starts with no medal, after 12 jobs you get bronze, and so on and so on
Today, after my 4th day of working I finally made Bronze. Oh yaty, but I don’t have priority so I’ll still get fuck all job offers.
Only handy thing is being a multiseater
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: stonethecrows on August 16, 2019, 11:03:09 am
We get points to earn stars, DM... even us non-ambassador scum. For every job we get 10 points and we are awarded a silver medal if we earn 360 points in a week and a gold medal if we earn 600 points... we all start the week with a bronze medal, because we're all special.
Everyone starts with no medal, after 12 jobs you get bronze, and so on and so on
Today, after my 4th day of working I finally made Bronze. Oh yaty, but I don’t have priority so I’ll still get fuck all job offers.
Only handy thing is being a multiseater
Vik, you could always try the Donut route
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: dalymount on August 16, 2019, 12:26:34 pm
I was in the Boston bakerty yesterday and I met another taxi driver . I won't name him in case some of you know him . He was only in buying a cake 9 inch fresh cream and jam. He told me he often buys one for the lads in the federation office so I dont know if he meant TTNH or the fed or who
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: stonethecrows on August 16, 2019, 12:47:17 pm
I was in the Boston bakerty yesterday and I met another taxi driver . I won't name him in case some of you know him . He was only in buying a cake 9 inch fresh cream and jam. He told me he often buys one for the lads in the federation office so I dont know if he meant TTNH or the fed or who
Probably lying to you DM , he may have scoffed the lot for himself , the greedy cnut
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: Vikkiz on August 16, 2019, 05:09:08 pm
We get points to earn stars, DM... even us non-ambassador scum. For every job we get 10 points and we are awarded a silver medal if we earn 360 points in a week and a gold medal if we earn 600 points... we all start the week with a bronze medal, because we're all special.
Everyone starts with no medal, after 12 jobs you get bronze, and so on and so on
Today, after my 4th day of working I finally made Bronze. Oh yaty, but I don’t have priority so I’ll still get fuck all job offers.
Only handy thing is being a multiseater
Vik, you could always try the Donut route
No thanks, i don’t do enough work for them to afford buying them donuts
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: markmiwurdz on August 17, 2019, 11:23:13 am
We get points to earn stars, DM... even us non-ambassador scum. For every job we get 10 points and we are awarded a silver medal if we earn 360 points in a week and a gold medal if we earn 600 points... we all start the week with a bronze medal, because we're all special.
Everyone starts with no medal, after 12 jobs you get bronze, and so on and so on
Today, after my 4th day of working I finally made Bronze. Oh yaty, but I don’t have priority so I’ll still get fuck all job offers.
Only handy thing is being a multiseater
Vik, you could always try the Donut route
No thanks, i don’t do enough work for them to afford buying them donuts

You could always get a package of biscuits...
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: Shallowhal on August 17, 2019, 12:12:36 pm
Bleedin cheapskate Marky.....you're doomed!!
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: Vikkiz on August 17, 2019, 03:12:07 pm
I don’t even buy biscuits for myself ffs
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: markmiwurdz on August 17, 2019, 10:36:10 pm
Bleedin cheapskate Marky.....you're doomed!!

Just sayin,for the people on a budget trying to make a good impression... lol
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: stonethecrows on August 17, 2019, 10:38:43 pm
Was in Supervalu the other nite, lovely packet of their own brand choc digestive , only €0.40cent fckn luvly
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: Octavia1 on August 18, 2019, 02:29:09 am
Was in Supervalu the other nite, lovely packet of their own brand choc digestive , only €0.40cent fckn luvly
Do yu remember wen digestives had 5 millimetres thickness of chocolate on them.... Instead of 5 fukin microns..... And it was real chocolat..... Not palm oil hydrogenated coloured suger........
Title: Re: Divide And Conquer
Post by: Rat Catcher on August 18, 2019, 11:06:15 am
I stand corrected. We're not all special, DM. We have to earn our bronze star... but that comes easy enough.