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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: john m on November 20, 2019, 06:39:18 pm

Title: 3 euro to park
Post by: john m on November 20, 2019, 06:39:18 pm
Im out doing nothing today so decided to drop into Kilmainham gallery to look at art and pretentious nerks and its 3 yo yo to park for up to 3 hours how elitist poor philistines like meself trying to better meself are expected to afford those extortionate rates ,any hoo I couldnt bring meself to pay so I sat in the carpark and looked at all the cranes on the hospital job and there were 13 including truck mounted cranes so  I invented crane roulette you pick which crane will move first or you can bet odd or even will the next crane to move jib to the left or jib to the right .In the hour i sat there only one crane was working ,explains why its going to cost over two billion there is nobody working on the site .
Title: Re: 3 euro to park
Post by: Vikkiz on November 20, 2019, 07:32:18 pm
Im out doing nothing today so decided to drop into Kilmainham gallery to look at art and pretentious nerks and its 3 yo yo to park for up to 3 hours how elitist poor philistines like meself trying to better meself are expected to afford those extortionate rates ,any hoo I couldnt bring meself to pay so I sat in the carpark and looked at all the cranes on the hospital job and there were 13 including truck mounted cranes so  I invented crane roulette you pick which crane will move first or you can bet odd or even will the next crane to move jib to the left or jib to the right .In the hour i sat there only one crane was working ,explains why its going to cost over two billion there is nobody working on the site .
And you wonder why you make no money
Title: Re: 3 euro to park
Post by: stonethecrows on November 20, 2019, 09:36:24 pm
Im out doing nothing today so decided to drop into Kilmainham gallery to look at art and pretentious nerks and its 3 yo yo to park for up to 3 hours how elitist poor philistines like meself trying to better meself are expected to afford those extortionate rates ,any hoo I couldnt bring meself to pay so I sat in the carpark and looked at all the cranes on the hospital job and there were 13 including truck mounted cranes so  I invented crane roulette you pick which crane will move first or you can bet odd or even will the next crane to move jib to the left or jib to the right .In the hour i sat there only one crane was working ,explains why its going to cost over two billion there is nobody working on the site .
Wer they the Flying type cranes
Title: Re: 3 euro to park
Post by: Octavia1 on November 21, 2019, 01:18:09 am
Im out doing nothing today so decided to drop into Kilmainham gallery to look at art and pretentious nerks and its 3 yo yo to park for up to 3 hours how elitist poor philistines like meself trying to better meself are expected to afford those extortionate rates ,any hoo I couldnt bring meself to pay so I sat in the carpark and looked at all the cranes on the hospital job and there were 13 including truck mounted cranes so  I invented crane roulette you pick which crane will move first or you can bet odd or even will the next crane to move jib to the left or jib to the right .In the hour i sat there only one crane was working ,explains why its going to cost over two billion there is nobody working on the site .
And you wonder why you make no money

Vikiz ....yu dont get it ....the other day yu gave out shite to me cause I said money isn't wat it's about.....
Johnny  is on a journey of life ,experience, of the arts , of aesthetic exploration,  tangible confirmation of his transient existence has some meaning in this world .......
I tink Johnny's post and its meaning an relevance has flown
completely  over yur head.....
Title: Re: 3 euro to park
Post by: Shallowhal on November 21, 2019, 01:53:00 am
Johnny....the one that flew over the cuckoos nest!!
Title: Re: 3 euro to park
Post by: john m on November 21, 2019, 06:57:08 am
They dont get it Occi .My needs are few given a choice between working more hours than my needs require to gain some coin or spending my time on life and experience I choose not to slave for silver .I go to the Gallery or racing I can enjoy great art or top bloodstock but I dont need to have toiled to make coin to own it to enjoy it .Its all about life balance everything in moderation including work ,Work is the hobble of the Working Man .The day when Somebody asks "What did you do today ?" and I answer Heuston to Stephens Green then the Green to O Connell Street for 11 euro .Will be the day I want to Die life wont be worth living .
Title: Re: 3 euro to park
Post by: mercenary for hire on November 21, 2019, 09:57:47 am
Ermy it's good to see you got yer meds increased.You are deffo sounding more positive already.Free parking in Kilmainham garda station BTW.
Title: Re: 3 euro to park
Post by: john m on November 21, 2019, 10:07:31 am
Ermy it's good to see you got yer meds increased.You are deffo sounding more positive already.Free parking in Kilmainham garda station BTW.

I wouldnt take a pill for a tooth ache .There is more to life than work When Mick O Leary or Aiden O Brien spend more money in a year to have ONE horse stabled and fed than the average worker earns in a year you know your place in the World .
Title: Re: 3 euro to park
Post by: john m on November 21, 2019, 10:26:28 am
If you wanted to you could spend your time here ..https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/live-454-traffic-jams-over-17291259?fbclid=IwAR38lKvN578EzM1bZvtgbLuqVA09vxF-tORLd2plAWTJxcDTbNLweVp2CJo (https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/live-454-traffic-jams-over-17291259?fbclid=IwAR38lKvN578EzM1bZvtgbLuqVA09vxF-tORLd2plAWTJxcDTbNLweVp2CJo)
Title: Re: 3 euro to park
Post by: Rat Catcher on November 21, 2019, 10:44:30 am
It's only €3, indulge yourself man... I'll give you the €3 next time you give me a free lift home from Citywest.
Title: Re: 3 euro to park
Post by: mercenary for hire on November 21, 2019, 10:45:16 am
^^^^^Traffic has been extra crap this week, even on the dry days.I've never seen so much aggression on the roads.Everyone seems late and pissed off.
Title: Re: 3 euro to park
Post by: john m on November 21, 2019, 11:13:43 am
It's only €3, indulge yourself man... I'll give you the €3 next time you give me a free lift home from Citywest.

Tank you Rodent for your more than Kind offer but as a committed Philistine I object to having to pay to park to enter a facility my meager tax pays for .The parking tarriff is 3 yoyo for up to three hours I dont want to walk around looking at crap for three hours I just want to embibe the works of Freud and Yeats so I can say I came I saw and complete the sentence .I did think the Forest of high rised cranes dancing or yesterday standing still was an opportunity for the Museum of Modern Art to prosper from presenting that vista to Art lovers as a manifestation of the opulence of modern government contracts and the overwhelming joy it brings to those employed to be employed on the project .
Title: Re: 3 euro to park
Post by: Rat Catcher on November 21, 2019, 11:27:10 am
Could you sell or gift the ticket to someone else when you're done?
Title: Re: 3 euro to park
Post by: john m on November 21, 2019, 11:29:11 am
Could you sell or gift the ticket to someone else when you're done?

I usually deposit un used tickets back to the ticket machine for other poor motorists like myself to avail of .
Title: Re: 3 euro to park
Post by: stonethecrows on November 21, 2019, 12:20:42 pm
Could you sell or gift the ticket to someone else when you're done?

I usually deposit un used tickets back to the ticket machine for other poor motorists like myself to avail of .
A very charitable gesture JM
Title: Re: 3 euro to park
Post by: silverbullet on November 21, 2019, 05:14:53 pm
They dont get it Occi .My needs are few given a choice between working more hours than my needs require to gain some coin or spending my time on life and experience I choose not to slave for silver .I go to the Gallery or racing I can enjoy great art or top bloodstock but I dont need to have toiled to make coin to own it to enjoy it .Its all about life balance everything in moderation including work ,Work is the hobble of the Working Man .The day when Somebody asks "What did you do today ?" and I answer Heuston to Stephens Green then the Green to O Connell Street for 11 euro .Will be the day I want to Die life wont be worth living .
No doubt the less mean visitors saw ya in yer heap and thought " Oh look, a still life installation " 8)
Title: Re: 3 euro to park
Post by: Vikkiz on November 21, 2019, 10:39:24 pm
Im out doing nothing today so decided to drop into Kilmainham gallery to look at art and pretentious nerks and its 3 yo yo to park for up to 3 hours how elitist poor philistines like meself trying to better meself are expected to afford those extortionate rates ,any hoo I couldnt bring meself to pay so I sat in the carpark and looked at all the cranes on the hospital job and there were 13 including truck mounted cranes so  I invented crane roulette you pick which crane will move first or you can bet odd or even will the next crane to move jib to the left or jib to the right .In the hour i sat there only one crane was working ,explains why its going to cost over two billion there is nobody working on the site .
And you wonder why you make no money

Vikiz ....yu dont get it ....the other day yu gave out shite to me cause I said money isn't wat it's about.....
Johnny  is on a journey of life ,experience, of the arts , of aesthetic exploration,  tangible confirmation of his transient existence has some meaning in this world .......
I tink Johnny's post and its meaning an relevance has flown
completely  over yur head.....
Not at all Octi, John has openly said he works fuk all, needs for fuk all but wouldn’t part with €3 to go see the art and culture,  instead making imaginary bets on which crane was going to move next.

Now we know from Johns posting that he likes to gamble and can make(and has made) some good coin from it. I wonder if John would put that €3 car park charge on a flippant bet, if he was in the bookies??
Title: Re: 3 euro to park
Post by: john m on November 22, 2019, 12:33:14 am
My next bet will be on the British General election there are only two results possible 1 a Conservative Majority @1/2 or a Conservative Minority @10/1 Liberals wont support Corbyn so he cant get the Numbers to take on the Conservatives so the bet will be 200 @1/2 a conservative Majority which is the most likely outcome and will return me 100 but I think there is a chance of a Conservative Minority so I will invest the potential winnings @10/1 a Conservative Minority Government after the Election as long as the Conservatives form the next government im ok with a free shot at winning a Grand .
Title: Re: 3 euro to park
Post by: Vikkiz on November 24, 2019, 09:15:07 pm
There is not 2 possible results. There is a few different possible outcomes. Some may be outrageous but still a possibility.
Title: Re: 3 euro to park
Post by: john m on November 24, 2019, 10:31:26 pm
yeh Jerremy Corbyn riding Shergar trowing bun burgers at Elvis living in number 10.Only two possibilities Conservatives or Conservatives but if your looking for an overpriced bet Paul Gogarty to win the by election in dublin @3/1
Title: Re: 3 euro to park
Post by: john m on November 25, 2019, 02:38:46 pm
big bookie Paddy power a ton @3/1 and they cut the price to 9/4