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Title: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 20, 2020, 09:06:50 AM
History has a habit of repeating itself 100 years ago the Hong Kong Flu killed more people than WW1 now we are seeing this from China ..China has reported 139 new cases of a mysterious virus in two days, with the outbreak spreading from Wuhan to other major Chinese cities.

Beijing, the capital, reported two cases, while the southern tech hub of Shenzhen reported one case.

The total number of confirmed cases now exceeds 200, and three have died from the respiratory illness.

The sharp uptick in those infected comes as millions of Chinese prepare to travel for the Lunar New Year holidays.

Health officials have identified the infection, which first appeared in Wuhan in December, as being a strain of coronavirus. They say it led to an outbreak of viral pneumonia, but much about it remains unknown.

Although the outbreak is believed to have originated from a market, officials and scientists are yet to determine exactly how it has been spreading.

South Korea reported its first confirmed case of the virus on Monday, following two in Thailand and one in Japan.

The outbreak has revived memories of the Sars virus - also a coronavirus - that killed 774 people in the early 2000s across dozens of countries, mostly in Asia.

Analysis of the genetic code of the new virus shows it is more closely related to Sars than any other human coronavirus.


Make you wonder if some military are trying to develope Flu as a Military weapon .?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 20, 2020, 09:45:23 AM
Can pigs fly now? How come my dog never catches my doses?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 20, 2020, 09:51:29 AM
Remember the Last Swine Flu was going to kill us all so Mary Harney infected us all with stuff to stop us getting other stuff.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 20, 2020, 10:03:29 AM
Get the jab if you're worried......you'll be raving mad within a fortnight.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on January 20, 2020, 11:39:59 AM
There's a few on here that must have had that jab so.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 20, 2020, 12:46:49 PM
There's a few on here that must have had that jab so.

And a few who thought they didn't really need that extra push too.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: watty on January 20, 2020, 05:56:15 PM
You ain't seen nothing yet.  Wait until the polar icecaps melt and release all those dormant nasty bugs! 

I think there's already been 1 or 2 outbreaks of anthrax in Russia as the ice melted and the long-dead & buried reindeer thawed out and released the bugs.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/01/anthrax-outbreak-climate-change-arctic-circle-russia (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/01/anthrax-outbreak-climate-change-arctic-circle-russia)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on January 20, 2020, 06:44:00 PM
You ain't seen nothing yet.  Wait until the polar icecaps melt and release all those dormant nasty bugs! 

I think there's already been 1 or 2 outbreaks of anthrax in Russia as the ice melted and the long-dead & buried reindeer thawed out and released the bugs.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/01/anthrax-outbreak-climate-change-arctic-circle-russia (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/01/anthrax-outbreak-climate-change-arctic-circle-russia)
Fortitude!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on January 20, 2020, 06:45:08 PM
Fortitude!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on January 20, 2020, 08:32:55 PM
A blonde and her husband were going to fill up their gas tank before going out to dinner.

The blond says 'im afraid to go in because of the swine flu' .

Her husband replied "you dumb b**ch, the swine flu is in Mexico not TEXACO!"

Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 21, 2020, 11:26:00 AM
Never met a dumb blonde yet....just ones pretending to be.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 24, 2020, 07:10:33 AM
China reports 20 dead .I would say you could multiply that by 10 . 
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 24, 2020, 07:17:23 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/mar/28/history-major-flu-pandemics (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/mar/28/history-major-flu-pandemics) .

Annual flu epidemics kill 250,000-500,000 people each year and cause severe illness in 3 million to 5 million. But new strains that jump from animals to humans can be even more devastating if the global population has no immunity to the virus.

• 1918 "Spanish flu"

The most devastating flu pandemic in recent history was caused by a strain of H1N1 influenza that killed 20 million to 50 million people worldwide. The pandemic spread in three more or less simultaneous waves through Europe, Asia and North America. Unusually, the virus was particularly lethal in young adults. The origins of the virus are still unknown.

•1957-58 "Asian flu"

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First identified in China, this H2N2 virus caused roughly 2 million deaths worldwide. The virus is thought to have emerged after a human form of H2N2 combined with a mutant strain in ducks. The strain has not circulated in humans since 1968, so much of the global population has no immunity to the strain. Most of those who died were elderly.

• 1968-69 "Hong Kong flu"

The pandemic was first detected in Hong Kong. The H3N2 virus killed around 1 million people globally, with those over 65 most vulnerable. H3N2 viruses still circulate today.

• 1997 "Bird flu"

For the first time, an influenza virus was found to spread directly from birds to people. The H5N1 bird flu infections were linked to poultry markets. The first outbreak in Hong Kong killed six of 18 people infected. The World Health Organisation has recorded 598 cases since 2003, with 352 deaths. Most deaths from bird flu are in Egypt, Indonesia and Vietnam and China. So far, the virus has not adapted to spread easily between humans.

• 2009 "Swine flu"

One of the new strains was the H1N1 "swine flu" virus that originated in Mexico in 2009. The virus, a combination of a Eurasian swine flu virus with another strain that was itself a mix of bird, swine and human flu virus. The strain went on to kill more than 18,000 people around the world.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 24, 2020, 07:21:19 AM
All the most deadly Flus seem to come from China .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 24, 2020, 08:42:12 AM
Lots wearing face-masks at airport. Seems relaxed enough though.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 24, 2020, 08:47:55 AM
Lots wearing face-masks at airport. Seems relaxed enough though.

Its one of those situations its serious or seriously not serious .If only Trump would tweet and tell us the truth .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on January 24, 2020, 10:25:22 AM
Can anyone answer me this...
In ireland population 5millions
 30 people died of influenza....
China population 1.5 billion  ...17 people died of this SARS mutant ....
Why all the hysteria an armageddon media hype  ???



Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on January 24, 2020, 10:36:13 AM
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-outbreak-hospital-to-be-built-in-five-days-as-death-toll-rises-in-china-11916211

Now ther building hospitals .....
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 24, 2020, 10:53:21 AM
3% death rate ..It comes as the coronavirus death toll in China increased to 26 and the number of confirmed cases to 880. that would be about 15000 deaths in Ireland .You can see why they are Panicking .Leo probably thinks its a good thing reduce the Homeless numbers and kill off a few pensioners .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 24, 2020, 11:11:29 AM
China Man normally dosent let his right hand know what the left one is thinking .So it must be serious if they are telling the World about it .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on January 24, 2020, 01:43:46 PM
I'd say the kesh is empty with all them oul fellas only one flu away from a coffin..
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on January 24, 2020, 04:05:55 PM
The immigrants don't give a fuck. Fuck knows what diseases they're introducing and spreading around the place.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Vikkiz on January 24, 2020, 04:53:21 PM
I'd say the kesh is empty with all them oul fellas only one flu away from a coffin..
Apparently FDS has flown to China to pick up some widas
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on January 24, 2020, 08:04:13 PM
Chinese New Year tomorrow.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 24, 2020, 09:22:20 PM
https://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/first-cases-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-europe-as-who-declares-emergency-in-china-38893485.html (https://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/first-cases-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-europe-as-who-declares-emergency-in-china-38893485.html)


NOW ITS AN EMERGENCY BECAUSE SOMEONE IN EUROPE HAS IT .,..France has confirmed its first two cases of the Wuhan coronavirus, with one patient being hospitalised in Paris and the other in the southwestern city of Bordeaux.

Health Minister Agnes Buzyn told a news conference today these were the first two confirmed cases in Europe and that more cases were likely to occur in France.

Earlier, the charity SOS Medecins said it had treated a patient of Chinese origin who was showing symptoms of a fever and who said he had been in contact with people from Wuhan province in China, epicentre of the coronavirus outbreak.

Buzyn said this patient was 48 years old and had returned two days ago from a trip to China which included a stop in Wuhan.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 25, 2020, 01:45:36 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51249208 (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51249208) 

The coronavirus has killed at least 41 people and infected almost 1,300 since its discovery in the city of Wuhan. Still about a 3% KILL RATE more deadly than Iranian Missiles fired at Americans .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on January 26, 2020, 10:35:07 PM
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.
The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?"


The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on January 26, 2020, 11:25:45 PM
Hopefully Bruce Heller customs officer in Dub Airport will stop all dem infected chinese with his "uno momemto amigo".....rapport!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on January 27, 2020, 08:46:45 PM
Hopefully Bruce Heller customs officer in Dub Airport will stop all dem infected chinese with his "uno momemto amigo".....rapport!!
Fluent in Spanglish.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on January 27, 2020, 09:33:59 PM
Hopefully Bruce Heller customs officer in Dub Airport will stop all dem infected chinese with his "uno momemto amigo".....rapport!!
Fluent in Spanglish.

"No problemo buddy...here's me badge....you're very aggressive!!!"
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on January 27, 2020, 10:29:28 PM
Any update on Mr Phooey with this fckn china flu going around?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 28, 2020, 09:03:54 AM
Numbers gone up 81 dead up untill yesterday today its 104  Thats roughly twenty a day same as the day before and the day before .Makes you think this is all a load of bollox or a huge cover up .Its hardly getting worse if the same amount of people die each day .I would think more of Chinas Billion and a half people died from falling in the streets than died from flu .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Mr phooey on January 28, 2020, 09:13:39 AM
Any update on Mr Phooey with this fckn china flu going around?

Thank yu mr crow....ting tong and mr phooey veely good ......
https://youtu.be/Cy88Sxxce_4
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on January 28, 2020, 12:07:28 PM
Any update on Mr Phooey with this fckn china flu going around?

Thank yu mr crow....ting tong and mr phooey veely good ......
https://youtu.be/Cy88Sxxce_4
Super Mr Phooey, glad to hear your OK, keep yourself wrapped up with a heavy coat, scarf and a pair of gloves, oh and a hat to cover your baldy loaf
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: TheDevilHimself on January 28, 2020, 11:49:07 PM
Is it time to start panicking ?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on January 28, 2020, 11:50:15 PM
No. Check back tomorrow.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on January 29, 2020, 01:47:37 AM
Is it time to start panicking now?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 29, 2020, 09:44:55 AM
A billion and a half people and another 28 dead today .I would think more people died of AIDS in China yesterday than Flu but they dont call that an epidemic .Probably a PR stunt China stops epidemic Dr  Wong gets medal for velly velly good wok .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on January 29, 2020, 09:47:03 AM
They could have buried 20000 people and nobody outside of China would know. Not meaning to be crude but in rural parts of China it's not unusual to see people taking a crap in the gutter on the street like a guide dog.Mad place.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on January 29, 2020, 09:47:47 AM
Is it time to start panicking now?

Go on then... we can't wait forever.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on January 29, 2020, 09:49:19 AM
They could have buried 20000 people and nobody outside of China would know. Not meaning to be crude but in rural parts of China it's not unusual to see people taking a crap in the gutter on the street like a guide dog.Mad place.

Filthy fuckers... no wonder they dominate FSA enforcement orders.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 29, 2020, 09:50:22 AM
They could have buried 20000 people and nobody outside of China would know. Not meaning to be crude but in rural parts of China it's not unusual to see people taking a crap in the gutter on the street like a guide dog.Mad place.

Its one of two things its a huge cover up or its a PR Stunt .I notice they closed down Hong Kong and all the riots stopped .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on January 29, 2020, 09:51:33 AM
I thought I'd love to see China at some point but after I heard about the street dumping I think I'll just watch it on Youtube in 4k instead.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 29, 2020, 10:00:28 AM
I thought I'd love to see China at some point but after I heard about the street dumping I think I'll just watch it on Youtube in 4k instead.

I remember going to the Birds Dole on Victoria Street with Big Dommos sister and she needed a dump so went up the lane behind the Dole dropped a small mountain then wiped her hole with one of her stockings .Street dumping is a cultural thing .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on January 29, 2020, 10:04:53 AM
It's about making a vaccine an selling it at a tenner a pop to 5 billion people .....
https://www.globalresearch.ca/flu-bigger-concern-wuhan-virus-grabs-headlines/5701932 (https://www.globalresearch.ca/flu-bigger-concern-wuhan-virus-grabs-headlines/5701932)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 29, 2020, 10:29:12 AM
Can you imagine if the media were allowed into China in the 80s what the figures for death from Glue sniffing would of been like in the great Evostick outbreak of 88 .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on January 29, 2020, 12:08:50 PM
 rofl
Can you imagine if the media were allowed into China in the 80s what the figures for death from Glue sniffing would of been like in the great Evostick outbreak of 88 .
rofl
Yur on fire today Johnny  rofl
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 29, 2020, 12:11:50 PM
We were all going to Die from Glue Sniffing ,Herpies ,AIDS ,Nuclear War .Hole in the Ozone Layer ,Swine Flue .Sharon Mulligans old fella even said he would kill me if he ever got his hands on me .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on January 29, 2020, 12:53:03 PM
Why....did you get your hands on Sharon Mulligan?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 29, 2020, 01:29:00 PM
Why....did you get your hands on Sharon Mulligan?

just a finger .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on January 29, 2020, 02:06:07 PM
Why....did you get your hands on Sharon Mulligan?

just a finger .

 rofl
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on January 29, 2020, 02:10:10 PM
Why....did you get your hands on Sharon Mulligan?

just a finger .

...of fudge?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on January 29, 2020, 02:12:39 PM
I was tellin the love of me life (ex) one day that I liked her friend an that I taut she was attractive.......the truth was ...I was in love with her ....she had that face that that ide always dreamed about that I knew that she was " the one" .....her teeth wer a bit gammy but that didn't matter.. even with her bent teeth smile I was smitten ....I used to blush wen she talked to me and at nite lying in bed wit the love of me life(ex) I used to imagine wat it wud be like if it was her lying beside me instead of the love of me life .....then one day the love of me life (ex) told me that her friend had gotten herpes real bad an
Was riddled........forgot all about her after that  ???
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on January 29, 2020, 02:13:15 PM
Why....did you get your hands on Sharon Mulligan?

just a finger .

...of fudge?
rofl
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on January 29, 2020, 02:15:57 PM
Jaysus Octy....gammy choppers and herpes....i think i'm gettin a horn!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Lizzzy on January 29, 2020, 02:35:20 PM
I was tellin the love of me life (ex) one day that I liked her friend an that I taut she was attractive.......the truth was ...I was in love with her ....she had that face that that ide always dreamed about that I knew that she was " the one" .....her teeth wer a bit gammy but that didn't matter.. even with her bent teeth smile I was smitten ....I used to blush wen she talked to me and at nite lying in bed wit the love of me life(ex) I used to imagine wat it wud be like if it was her lying beside me instead of the love of me life .....then one day the love of me life (ex) told me that her friend had gotten herpes real bad an
Was riddled........forgot all about her after that  ???
She could have been telling you lies,  maybe you talk in your sleep and were calling out her name ?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on January 29, 2020, 02:37:36 PM
I was tellin the love of me life (ex) one day that I liked her friend an that I taut she was attractive.......the truth was ...I was in love with her ....she had that face that that ide always dreamed about that I knew that she was " the one" .....her teeth wer a bit gammy but that didn't matter.. even with her bent teeth smile I was smitten ....I used to blush wen she talked to me and at nite lying in bed wit the love of me life(ex) I used to imagine wat it wud be like if it was her lying beside me instead of the love of me life .....then one day the love of me life (ex) told me that her friend had gotten herpes real bad an
Was riddled........forgot all about her after that  ???
She could have been telling you lies,  maybe you talk in your sleep and were calling out her name ?
It just dawned on me lizzy ....she probably lying to turn me off her friend cause she knew i was mad bout ....cant be up to the cnuts
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Lizzzy on January 29, 2020, 02:51:09 PM
I was tellin the love of me life (ex) one day that I liked her friend an that I taut she was attractive.......the truth was ...I was in love with her ....she had that face that that ide always dreamed about that I knew that she was " the one" .....her teeth wer a bit gammy but that didn't matter.. even with her bent teeth smile I was smitten ....I used to blush wen she talked to me and at nite lying in bed wit the love of me life(ex) I used to imagine wat it wud be like if it was her lying beside me instead of the love of me life .....then one day the love of me life (ex) told me that her friend had gotten herpes real bad an
Was riddled........forgot all about her after that  ???
She could have been telling you lies,  maybe you talk in your sleep and were calling out her name ?
It just dawned on me lizzy ....she probably lying to turn me off her friend cause she knew i was mad bout ....cant be up to the cnuts
That's what I was thinking.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on January 29, 2020, 02:54:16 PM
You're too gullible Octy....and a stiff mickey has no conscience!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Lizzzy on January 29, 2020, 03:00:28 PM
Go for it Ocky, but put a sock on your cock.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on January 29, 2020, 03:05:09 PM
Go for it Ocky, but put a sock on your cock.

He can use the pair he has stuffed down his jocks!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 30, 2020, 09:27:54 AM
Is the Chinaman beginning to tell the truth ?40 died yesterday  But still the World Health Organisation are not calling it an epidemic .Two people killed in Drogheda and its a crime epidemic .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on January 30, 2020, 12:37:22 PM
I think the only comparison with a health and crime epidemic is the health of the crim after the crime.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on January 30, 2020, 12:45:28 PM
It's a matter of proportion, erm. There's a lot more people in China than Drogheda.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on January 30, 2020, 01:06:36 PM
Speaking to a doctor and he saiud the best cure for this CoronaVirus (China Flu) is :

Cut up a slice of Lime and shove it in your gob  rofl
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 31, 2020, 07:09:16 AM
Is the Chinaman beginning to tell the truth ?40 died yesterday  But still the World Health Organisation are not calling it an epidemic .Two people killed in Drogheda and its a crime epidemic .

Looks like the Chinaman is lieing and telling the truth at the same times ..another 40 people dead yesterday but the WHO now decides its an epidemic .So how can it be getting worst according to the WHO but the death rate remains the same @ 40 a day .Somebody is fucking telling lies .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 31, 2020, 08:00:04 AM
2002 pop of China was 1.2 billion and 700 died from SARS.....the darts men can work out the % but I reckon it's one millionth of a percent. In 2017 262,000 folks died in road accidents in China..........all a fucking cod lads....wakey wakey...BBC World News is the only station stirring it up...........no outbreak and there's no test for it either.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 31, 2020, 08:23:41 AM
2002 pop of China was 1.2 billion and 700 died from SARS.....the darts men can work out the % but I reckon it's one millionth of a percent. In 2017 262,000 folks died in road accidents in China..........all a fucking cod lads....wakey wakey...BBC World News is the only station stirring it up...........no outbreak and there's no test for it either.

Might be a test after all. What is it only a Flu?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 31, 2020, 10:06:22 AM
If your out at some Tranny Cabaret in the Philipines and somebody sneezes Lip you will shit yourself .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 31, 2020, 10:22:07 AM
Freedom of movement is fine John..........Joe Dolan pics everywhere........huge star outside Eire you know.......Veggie for the entire duration........
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 01, 2020, 10:04:43 PM
More and more
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 01, 2020, 11:14:36 PM
I'd say LL is a bit of an exotic fruit veg over there!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 01, 2020, 11:56:38 PM
650,000 people died of ordinary flu worldwide according to the wiki god ..
..so wat the fuk is goin ? Why the hysteria? Has to be money involved/invested.....vaccination is big money... :o
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 02, 2020, 12:08:15 AM
https://www.globalresearch.ca/big-pharma-and-big-profits-the-multibillion-dollar-vaccine-market/5503945 (https://www.globalresearch.ca/big-pharma-and-big-profits-the-multibillion-dollar-vaccine-market/5503945)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Tony on February 02, 2020, 06:43:32 AM
https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/passenger-displaying-coronavirus-symptoms-taken-17674333 (https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/passenger-displaying-coronavirus-symptoms-taken-17674333)



A major medical response was put in place after a man on a flight to Dublin Airport showed Coronavirus symptoms.

Medics in protective suits lined out awaiting the flight which Dublin Live understands came from Moscow, Russia and touched down at 9pm.

A passenger on board was displaying "flu-like symptoms" and escorted from the plane into an ambulance.

The person was met by medics upon landing and it's understood six ambulances were also present by the plane

It's thought the person was transported to the Mater Hospital where an isolation ward has been set up.

The ward was originally created during the Ebola crisis.

Other passengers on the flight were held on the plane for a number of hours afterwards.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 02, 2020, 11:19:41 AM
https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/passenger-displaying-coronavirus-symptoms-taken-17674333 (https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/passenger-displaying-coronavirus-symptoms-taken-17674333)



A major medical response was put in place after a man on a flight to Dublin Airport showed Coronavirus symptoms.

Medics in protective suits lined out awaiting the flight which Dublin Live understands came from Moscow, Russia and touched down at 9pm.

A passenger on board was displaying "flu-like symptoms" and escorted from the plane into an ambulance.

The person was met by medics upon landing and it's understood six ambulances were also present by the plane

It's thought the person was transported to the Mater Hospital where an isolation ward has been set up.

The ward was originally created during the Ebola crisis.

Other passengers on the flight were held on the plane for a number of hours afterwards.


Jesus wept what a load of crap .If there was one possible infected carrier on board why did they not isolate the whole flight .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Vikkiz on February 02, 2020, 12:23:28 PM
https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/passenger-displaying-coronavirus-symptoms-taken-17674333 (https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/passenger-displaying-coronavirus-symptoms-taken-17674333)



A major medical response was put in place after a man on a flight to Dublin Airport showed Coronavirus symptoms.

Medics in protective suits lined out awaiting the flight which Dublin Live understands came from Moscow, Russia and touched down at 9pm.

A passenger on board was displaying "flu-like symptoms" and escorted from the plane into an ambulance.

The person was met by medics upon landing and it's understood six ambulances were also present by the plane

It's thought the person was transported to the Mater Hospital where an isolation ward has been set up.

The ward was originally created during the Ebola crisis.

Other passengers on the flight were held on the plane for a number of hours afterwards.


Jesus wept what a load of crap .If there was one possible infected carrier on board why did they not isolate the whole flight .
They did, if you read the report.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 02, 2020, 01:05:16 PM
I'd say LL is a bit of an exotic fruit veg over there!!


Cynics everywhere.....Joe Dolan live in Hanoi in the 90's..........huge star, as I said...loved by women all over the South China Seas and beyond....little did they know...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxQwpL5uDy4&list=PLpK21xfFTLxLavtIa3q3523M5PNhOM91Z (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxQwpL5uDy4&list=PLpK21xfFTLxLavtIa3q3523M5PNhOM91Z)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 02, 2020, 01:06:26 PM
Thank God for the Ebola crisis.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 02, 2020, 01:35:11 PM
Stop putting up vids of Joe....the excitement will give Tony another jolt!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 02, 2020, 07:40:58 PM
So pigs do fly?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 03, 2020, 11:44:43 AM
That's a slow burner
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 03, 2020, 02:05:06 PM
If you think this Flu is all bollox look at the money. China stock market is collapsing .This will cost China about a Trillion Dollars .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 03, 2020, 02:08:28 PM
A great distraction from Brexit though.I'd say Boris is well chuffed.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 03, 2020, 02:10:55 PM
A great distraction from Brexit though.I'd say Boris is well chuffed.

Brexit wont matter until about September in the mean time irony will probably strike and the UK will win the Eurovision song contest
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 03, 2020, 02:14:58 PM
A great distraction from Brexit though.I'd say Boris is well chuffed.

Brexit wont matter until about September in the mean time irony will probably strike and the UK will win the Eurovision song contest

Haven't had a decent song since Brotherhood of Man They,

Dustin shudda cleaned up the year he flogged that song to death!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Vikkiz on February 03, 2020, 09:00:26 PM
If you think this Flu is all bollox look at the money. China stock market is collapsing .This will cost China about a Trillion Dollars .
Don’t they use Yen in China??
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 03, 2020, 09:07:18 PM
If you think this Flu is all bollox look at the money. China stock market is collapsing .This will cost China about a Trillion Dollars .
Don’t they use Yen in China??

No they use the Yuan But the leaders all invest their ill gotten on Wall Street .Dollar is your only man .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 03, 2020, 10:13:21 PM
If you think this Flu is all bollox look at the money. China stock market is collapsing .This will cost China about a Trillion Dollars .
Don’t they use Yen in China??

No they use the Yuan But the leaders all invest their ill gotten on Wall Street .Dollar is your only man .
Great band:
https://youtu.be/BVyt8ZlTt8g 8)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 03, 2020, 10:23:55 PM
If you think this Flu is all bollox look at the money. China stock market is collapsing .This will cost China about a Trillion Dollars .
Don’t they use Yen in China??

No they use the Yuan But the leaders all invest their ill gotten on Wall Street .Dollar is your only man .
Great band:
https://youtu.be/BVyt8ZlTt8g 8)

They're more lira now.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 05, 2020, 12:04:00 PM
If these figures are true we are all in real trouble ..If it was as low as the Chinaman says then why are they closing down whole Cities and loosing Trillions in lost productivity ....On late Saturday evening (Feb. 1), Tencent, on its webpage titled "Epidemic Situation Tracker", showed confirmed cases of novel coronavirus (2019nCoV) in China as standing at 154,023, 10 times the official figure at the time. It listed the number of suspected cases as 79,808, four times the official figure.

The number of cured cases was only 269, well below the official number that day of 300. Most ominously, the death toll listed was 24,589, vastly higher than the 300 officially listed that day.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 05, 2020, 12:11:27 PM
It's only the Flu lads.Only ones to be worried is anyone over 50..
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 05, 2020, 12:14:19 PM
FFS..   
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 05, 2020, 12:31:56 PM
It's only the Flu lads.Only ones to be worried is anyone over 50..



the death toll listed was 24,589, Spanish flu killed more people in the 20th century than all the Wars it was just flu ?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 05, 2020, 12:39:14 PM
If you are reasonably healthy you'll be alright.I don't even get the normal flu.

Maybe you should stay at home until they get a vaccine Ermy.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 05, 2020, 12:40:43 PM
He needs permissionto leave the boxroom to empty his piss bottle ffs!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 05, 2020, 01:07:56 PM
If you are reasonably healthy you'll be alright.I don't even get the normal flu.

Maybe you should stay at home until they get a vaccine Ermy.
The aussie flu ( that nearly snuffed me ) killed a few kids an teenager's in Ireland......tink yu underestiminated it merc ...can kill healthy blokes aswell
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 05, 2020, 01:10:14 PM
Weak immune systems get hit forst..When it hits Dublin it will be hopping out there for weeks.All the oul bollixes will be terrified in case they die and stay at home.I'd say SClass is going stir crazy already.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 05, 2020, 01:12:20 PM
Sould we start wearing masks in our cars ?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 05, 2020, 01:13:38 PM
Weak immune systems get hit forst..When it hits Dublin it will be hopping out there for weeks.All the oul bollixes will be terrified in case they die and stay at home.I'd say SClass is going stir crazy already.

If yu grow up in a large family an yur ma didn't bother cleanin antin cause she down the bingo all the time yu probably have a better immune system....my ma used to spray me wit domestos wen I came home from school ....she was chronic OCD aswell .....probably why I fukin get evryting now
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 05, 2020, 01:17:11 PM
Sould we start wearing masks in our cars ?

Had a sniffer cougher in me car last nite .....held me breath  and didn't answer the cnut ....he got the message an shut the fuk up ......I was blue by the time cnut got out .....sprayed everything after he got out round the corner ...I even sprayed up me nose ...stings a bit but it works .....
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 05, 2020, 01:21:58 PM
Don't overthink it lads.As public service drivers we can't really avoid it.The main reason for cleaning the cars is to stop transferring it to some 89 year old that might have lasted another two years.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 05, 2020, 01:34:00 PM
Saving 89 yr olds.....we'd be doin society and ourselves a favour gettin this pension huggers off the system.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 05, 2020, 01:45:31 PM
There's a conspiracy theory going around that the Chinese released it themselves to thin the herd.Sounds mad but they are a bit mad.

Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 05, 2020, 01:53:30 PM
There's a conspiracy theory going around that the Chinese released it themselves to thin the herd.Sounds mad but they are a bit mad.

Watch the US stock market .China supplies loads of bits and parts to US industry they control the supply chain .Apple have stopped making I phones in China that will knock their share price if the Chinaman can cause a rush on the Markets the US stockmarkets collapse that takes out Donny T who is no friend of the Chinaman .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 05, 2020, 01:59:35 PM
Saving 89 yr olds.....we'd be doin society and ourselves a favour gettin this pension huggers off the system.
And what about when you reach 89 ?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 05, 2020, 02:26:51 PM
Saving 89 yr olds.....we'd be doin society and ourselves a favour gettin this pension huggers off the system.
And what about when you reach 89 ?

Honestly STC's...i don't wanna be around at that age....unless i'm shaggin some 24yr old east euro burds....in Lanzarote!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Bob Shillin on February 05, 2020, 05:50:43 PM
Saving 89 yr olds.....we'd be doin society and ourselves a favour gettin this pension huggers off the system.
And what about when you reach 89 ?

Honestly STC's...i don't wanna be around at that age....unless i'm shaggin some 24yr old east euro burds....in Lanzarote!!

 At 89, "being shagged by" would probably be more appropriate, as long as she had a bag of little blue pills.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Vikkiz on February 05, 2020, 07:42:37 PM
It's only the Flu lads.Only ones to be worried is anyone over 50..
thats most of them in here ffs
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 05, 2020, 10:09:43 PM
Saving 89 yr olds.....we'd be doin society and ourselves a favour gettin this pension huggers off the system.
And what about when you reach 89 ?

Honestly STC's...i don't wanna be around at that age....unless i'm shaggin some 24yr old east euro burds....in Lanzarote!!

 At 89, "being shagged by" would probably be more appropriate, as long as she had a bag of little blue pills.
At 89 I'd say you'd just about be able to pee thru it
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 05, 2020, 10:13:49 PM
I'll let you know in 34yrs!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 05, 2020, 10:16:12 PM
I'll let you know in 34yrs!!
Assuming I make it to 89 , i'll let you know in 27 years (and a bit)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 06, 2020, 07:27:23 AM
Most victims of the Spanish Flu were young, not middle-aged or elderly. The Tetanus jab now includes Diphtheria vax.......ever wonder why seeing as it was eradicated in Eire?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 06, 2020, 11:59:29 AM
Never.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 06, 2020, 12:09:17 PM
Won't affect non-racists..you're grand.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 06, 2020, 12:12:20 PM
Never.... say never
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 06, 2020, 12:28:03 PM
I'll let you know in 34yrs!!
Assuming I make it to 89 , i'll let you know in 27 years (and a bit)

Always had you down for a younger man, Stonetheravens....must be your positive outlook that makes you seem younger.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 06, 2020, 12:36:19 PM
I'll let you know in 34yrs!!
Assuming I make it to 89 , i'll let you know in 27 years (and a bit)

Always had you down for a younger man, Stonetheravens....must be your positive outlook that makes you seem younger.
Must be the E45 cream I use on my Boat every morning, everyone says I dont look me age (lying cnuts), especially when they want something
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 06, 2020, 01:28:52 PM
I'll let you know in 34yrs!!
Assuming I make it to 89 , i'll let you know in 27 years (and a bit)

Always had you down for a younger man, Stonetheravens....must be your positive outlook that makes you seem younger.
Must be the E45 cream I use on my Boat every morning, everyone says I dont look me age (lying cnuts), especially when they want something

And if they're laughing at your jokes...be doubly aware!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 06, 2020, 01:33:00 PM
Was referring to your online person, StonetheMagpies..........no idea what you look like, but you're probably eye-candy for the likes of the aulwan across from Hal......ogling his arse as he fussed over a head-gasket..
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 06, 2020, 01:36:46 PM
Stop it LL....i'm trying to digest my poached eggs on carved ham and toast.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 06, 2020, 01:51:57 PM
I'll let you know in 34yrs!!
Assuming I make it to 89 , i'll let you know in 27 years (and a bit)

Always had you down for a younger man, Stonetheravens....must be your positive outlook that makes you seem younger.
Must be the E45 cream I use on my Boat every morning, everyone says I dont look me age (lying cnuts), especially when they want something

And if they're laughing at your jokes...be doubly aware!!
True Hal, as Mrs Crow reminds me "There not laughing with you, there laughing at you", I dont give a Bolx though
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 06, 2020, 01:54:46 PM
True...i think it bugs them more when ye don't give a bollox.....i always throw the oul.."i think you're right"..at them....always get a sympathy hug!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 06, 2020, 02:01:59 PM
Reverse Psychology......the fellow who told them all he rowed up Niagra backwards....."Sure, I saw you", says the woman eyeing him up....
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 06, 2020, 02:20:58 PM
Load chinese restaurants owners on joe Duffy complaining that business is down 70 % cause of virus...
Wunder is chinese taxi drivers suffering?
I'm not lettin any chinese in me car ....
" no I'm booked "
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 06, 2020, 02:22:19 PM
I wonder has Mr Phooey had any nasty experiences because of this Flu
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Vikkiz on February 06, 2020, 08:37:39 PM
I'll let you know in 34yrs!!
Assuming I make it to 89 , i'll let you know in 27 years (and a bit)
I wont let any of yiz know cause yiz will all be brown bread
 lol
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 07, 2020, 11:19:10 AM
Don't  be talking about that Mr.Phooey fellow again.....he is fulla shite
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 07, 2020, 11:30:29 AM
FOLLOW THE MONEY IF YOU WANT TO KNOW IF THIS REAL OR NOT ...http://www.maritimebulletin.net/2020/02/07/authorities-panic-or-know-the-truth-leaked-shocking-virus-stats/ (http://www.maritimebulletin.net/2020/02/07/authorities-panic-or-know-the-truth-leaked-shocking-virus-stats/)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 07, 2020, 04:46:47 PM
The end is in sight ..
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 07, 2020, 05:43:58 PM

Money to be made
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 07, 2020, 05:49:56 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL/images-4.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 07, 2020, 10:02:04 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL/images-4.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL)

Is that one of LL holiday selfies?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 07, 2020, 11:19:17 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL/images-4.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL)

Is that one of LL holiday selfies?
I ate his liver with a nice Amarone and fava beans! 8)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: markmiwurdz on February 08, 2020, 10:26:38 AM

(https://i.postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL/images-4.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL)

Is that one of LL holiday selfies?
I ate his liver with a nice Amarone and fava beans! 8)

You forgot the "FFFfffffffffffhhhhhhh"...... lol
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 08, 2020, 11:18:09 AM
Gobble...gobble
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 09, 2020, 01:02:25 PM
https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/expert-says-uk-faces-major-3826880 (https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/expert-says-uk-faces-major-3826880)

The academic, who co-discovered the Ebola virus and the presence of AIDS in Africa told The Sunday Times that he is 'increasingly alarmed'.

He said: "It's greater threat because of the mode of transmission.

Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 09, 2020, 05:29:01 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL/images-4.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL)

Is that one of LL holiday selfies?
I ate his liver with a nice Amarone and fava beans! 8)

You forgot the "FFFfffffffffffhhhhhhh"...... lol
It was changed from Amarone to Chianti  cos the Sherman tanks would have difficulty with the pronunciation.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 09, 2020, 05:31:43 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL/images-4.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL)

Is that one of LL holiday selfies?
I ate his liver with a nice Amarone and fava beans! 8)

You forgot the "FFFfffffffffffhhhhhhh"...... lol
It was changed from Amarone to Chianti  cos the Sherman tanks would have difficulty with the pronunciation.

Does this bus go to Inchickory(Inchicore)!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 09, 2020, 05:36:44 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL/images-4.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL)

Is that one of LL holiday selfies?
I ate his liver with a nice Amarone and fava beans! 8)

You forgot the "FFFfffffffffffhhhhhhh"...... lol
It was changed from Amarone to Chianti  cos the Sherman tanks would have difficulty with the pronunciation.

Does this bus go to Inchickory(Inchicore)!!
Or Dun Lockhair!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 10, 2020, 12:27:47 AM
https://www.ccn.com/billionaire-whistleblower-wuhan-coronavirus-death-toll-is-over-50000/ (https://www.ccn.com/billionaire-whistleblower-wuhan-coronavirus-death-toll-is-over-50000/)

A Chinese billionaire and whistleblower who lives in U.S. exile says Wuhan crematoriums have burned 50,000 coronavirus victims. | Credit: Chinatopix via AP
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 10, 2020, 12:48:48 AM
Who will be the first forum member to die fron the China Flue ?Probably be the man who does the most work as he meets the most people or will it be the fella goes to mr woos or works the airport or the Storehouse .If the China Crisis is for real Frankie will be chasing yer widow .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 10, 2020, 12:58:19 AM
I had a portion of Chicken's testicles, Chips and Curry sauce while working last (Sat) night.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 10, 2020, 01:04:22 AM
I had a portion of Chicken's testicles, Chips and Curry sauce while working last (Sat) night.

I said Die from Flu you daft cunt not heart attack or diabetes.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 10, 2020, 01:06:23 AM
If it's not one thing it's another...
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 10, 2020, 01:08:43 AM
If it's not one thing it's another...

But it could be important what ails ya for claiming on the insurance .If its a pandemic they might not pay out so if she gets sick you might have to consider a mercy killing of sorts .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 10, 2020, 01:38:10 AM
Now they have another Flu to go with the normal flu and the new flu....Reuters reports that China’s agriculture ministry has said the highly pathogenic H5N6 strain of avian flu has been found in a poultry farm in southwestern Sichuan province.

This is the first H5N6 avian flu detected from a poultry farm after four cases found in swans this year.

The ministry said on Sunday night 1,840 birds had died in the farm of 2,497. The rest have been culled.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 10, 2020, 07:29:56 AM
Ramping it up, big time. Even the CGTN news network in the Orient is on board now. Hopefully, like the Novichok "attack" and the girl involved, everyone will look much better after recovering. Can't believe you're being taken in by this Mr M and you the man who told me to watch the stocks as the Yanks and Brits try to destabilise the Chinese economy.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 10, 2020, 09:55:40 AM
Ramping it up, big time. Even the CGTN news network in the Orient is on board now. Hopefully, like the Novichok "attack" and the girl involved, everyone will look much better after recovering. Can't believe you're being taken in by this Mr M and you the man who told me to watch the stocks as the Yanks and Brits try to destabilise the Chinese economy.


Its the USA stock market will collapse when the Chinaman cuts off the supply chain .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 10, 2020, 09:59:26 AM
Big trouble ahead according to the non-mainstream media. I'm not so sure....I reckon Mary-Lou and People before Puberty will save dear auld Eire...be the hokey!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 10, 2020, 11:06:28 AM
Big trouble ahead according to the non-mainstream media. I'm not so sure....I reckon Mary-Lou and People before Puberty will save dear auld Eire...be the hokey!

Profit from the people will split into different groups already Smith and Collins are at war over vote manipulation .The Lefties all have different agendas from doing nothing to doing nothing at all .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 10, 2020, 11:13:40 AM
Nothing is largely what's required. We have the civil service and the faceless bureaucrats in Brussels to do the heavy lifting.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 10, 2020, 11:15:16 AM
Exactly....the elected TD's are just councillors...the real Govt lies in Strasbourg. Nothing passes without ratification.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 10, 2020, 11:20:21 AM
Thankfully. We had a little go at running our own affairs, it didn't work out. Culturally, we're far better suited to circumventing regulation that devising and enforcing the same.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 10, 2020, 11:33:28 AM
Navan Road Mary will red line a border poll.FG dont want it FF as a republican party will have to agree .EU will table a mountain of cash to pay for unity .We do as we are told and welcome bowler hatted drummers to lead the Paddys Day parade every second year .1.5 million more unemployable s whos Children learn all about the Famine by learning the Words of Noreen Bawn in Irish in their Cross Comunity Community College on the peaceline .Election 2030 young Paisley and Foster and one of the Shankhill butchers grandkids get Ministers jobs as they go into Coalition With Fine Fein and the Transgender Alliance Party of the South as they dont field candidates in the Tyrone Armagh or Derry Constituencies as they are No Go areas .In the name of unity and understanding the Kennell Club will officially change the Colour of the Irish Red Setter to Orange Setter ..They will become firm favourites with the dog owning homeless and old men waiting to go into hospital for prostate surgery .A Bright new Dawn awaits provided flu dosent get us .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 10, 2020, 11:45:32 AM
If this is true then why has the taxi thingey not informed drivers who work the Google ghetto ...Employees at the Irish offices of online recruiter Indeed have been told to work from home this week amid concerns that a staff member may have been exposed to the coronavirus.

The company, which employs more than 1,000 people locally, said one of its employees in Singapore who visited Dublin recently may have been exposed to the virus.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 10, 2020, 11:49:44 AM
Mandatory Vax coming, John. Seeing as they had no test for anyone in Indo-China up until Friday....how the fuck can they have a vaccination? Anyways, Singapore is a Brit routing centre for proceeds of crime....just the Chinks getting one back for the lads in Wuhan.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 10, 2020, 02:17:41 PM
If this is true then why has the taxi thingey not informed drivers who work the Google ghetto ...Employees at the Irish offices of online recruiter Indeed have been told to work from home this week amid concerns that a staff member may have been exposed to the coronavirus.

The company, which employs more than 1,000 people locally, said one of its employees in Singapore who visited Dublin recently may have been exposed to the virus.
That could be nearly as bad as SF in Government .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 11, 2020, 09:06:02 AM
By what i'm reading, they will be in Govt...who with? Fucking disaster if they hook up with mung-bean heads and People before Prophet. I'd say there's another collapse coming. Probably take them till Easter to agree on anything.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 11, 2020, 12:20:30 PM
They're planning the 3016 commemoration already!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 11, 2020, 05:58:06 PM
Mandatory Vax coming, John. Seeing as they had no test for anyone in Indo-China up until Friday....how the fuck can they have a vaccination? Anyways, Singapore is a Brit routing centre for proceeds of crime....just the Chinks getting one back for the lads in Wuhan.
Wuhan is as bad as the other.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: watty on February 11, 2020, 06:49:31 PM
BBC Q&A:  Coronavirus: Can it spread via door handles? And other questions (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51176409)

tl;dr - Wash your hands...a lot!

And The Express 'newspaper' had this report so it must be true...  You know it's true when some or all of the words are written in UPPERCASE!

Coronavirus came from METEORITE which hit China last year - bombshell scientist claim (https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1240664/coronavirus-news-latest-china-origin-meteorite-scientists-health-warning-death-toll-latest)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 12, 2020, 09:49:36 AM
Anybody dead yet from this fever .If your dead will you let us know .Indeed told their staff to stay home they might of come into contact with a dirty carrier but I drove by yeaterday and the security man was on reception Poor cunt must feel unloved nobody cares about him working in the dungeon of death .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 12, 2020, 11:47:26 AM
The security man is more than likely not an employee of Indeed....so he can fuk off..but maybe Indeed should and maybe have informed the security company of their employees impending doom.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 12, 2020, 11:56:12 AM
All those foreign staff in Indeed use lots of taxis to and from the Airport.How come we're not hearing of taxi drivers  being tested? Surely they didn't get the bus? Which is much worse.

I think they got the all-clear but nothing about the poor taxi driver.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2020, 11:57:35 AM
There's plenty more where he came from... I guess.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 12, 2020, 12:03:11 PM
Dont be believin those people who tell ye you're a life saver when ye let them in your car of a pissy Sat night.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 12, 2020, 12:05:05 PM
An unaware infected taxi driver in one week could spread it to a hundred passengers(three hundred passengers for a Freenow ambassador scumbag).Then they in turn could infect thousands.Could be fun alright.

I think I'll just continue to self isolate myself for the rest of the month.At least until the painting is done.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2020, 12:08:27 PM
The painting would be done if you didn't spend 38% of your day typing shite on here.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 12, 2020, 12:15:37 PM
I'm two years late on the renovations.If I wasn't typing shite on here I'd have finished it by now.When I reach 5000 posts I'm gonna burn me phones.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 12, 2020, 12:17:41 PM
An unaware infected taxi driver in one week could spread it to a hundred passengers(three hundred passengers for a Freenow ambassador scumbag).Then they in turn could infect thousands.Could be fun alright.

I think I'll just continue to self isolate myself for the rest of the month.At least until the painting is done.

I posted in another place I was taken aback that the taxithingey never issued any instruction to drivers who may of picked up the infected fever spreader from Indeed not even a precautionary if you were working the Google Ghetto and feel sick contact your Doc as you say Merc one infected driver could decimate our trade with bad PR not to mention the contagion factor .Think the taxi thingey have been very lax with their protection of the industry by not issuing a precautionary directive .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 12, 2020, 12:19:13 PM
Are ye two years in that god forsaken place already?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2020, 12:23:04 PM
You could start building a shed when you reach 10,000...

NTA don't give a fuck about drivers or passengers. Once we're making money for Free Now they're all happy. Our cars go through test after test after test after test... Of the handful of drivers who contribute to this forum two have suffered recent heart attacks and at least another two (myself included) are heart attacks waiting to happen... I's only a matter of time before someone checks out behind the wheel and takes a few passengers and/or other motorists with him.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 12, 2020, 12:23:45 PM
I'm almost here three years Hal.I've only 13 months on me licence left so time to get stuck in for the new(er) car.Dont wanna borrow if I can help it.Gonna be a big mountain to climb.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2020, 12:26:28 PM
A leaf or a hybrid Corolla?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 12, 2020, 12:28:54 PM
^^^™10000 posts.That's a lot of bullshit.The ability is there but I'm not sure if it's fair on Ken.

Anyway I have a shed.It was here when I bought it.Small but it's concrete and damp.What else could I want.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2020, 12:33:52 PM
Have you an ensuite you could renovate? I'm supposed to be cleaning my car's interior today but it's very cold outside.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 12, 2020, 12:35:14 PM
A leaf or a hybrid Corolla?

That sounds too much like an investment!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 12, 2020, 12:35:38 PM
A leaf or a hybrid Corolla?

I can borrow for a leaf but it might limit my working hours if the economy tumbles.Also the NTA can ask for the grant back if your plate lapses.Sounds a bit risky but still an option.

Corolla too expensive without grants.

Secondhand Prius most likely or something more shit if I don't get the funds together.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2020, 12:37:42 PM
Do you have a view on Jap import Priuseyeses? Are all the bits really universal all around the world?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 12, 2020, 12:38:24 PM
I can borrow for a leaf

Don't!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 12, 2020, 12:40:33 PM
^^^^^Unfortunately no ensuite.Just one fancy bathroom.

Because I didn't get around to reinsulating the attic the paint I put on yesterday won't dry properly due to the cold attic.Loadabollix.


I think the Prius imports are mostly the same RC.Be careful though.They also use them as taxis in Japan so you could be buying someone else's used taxi.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2020, 12:41:59 PM
You're definitely overthinking that... get a cup of coffee and watch that paint dry!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 12, 2020, 12:46:57 PM
Should have insulated that attic first.....you'll never save money for that car if you're letting all that heat keep the frost off the roof tiles/slates.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 12, 2020, 12:51:02 PM
You're definitely overthinking that... get a cup of coffee and watch that paint dry!

Any frost or snow on the shed foundations Rodent or were you resting on the Good sofa that dosent look our onto the rear lawn .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2020, 12:52:30 PM
No, we had a bit of snow the other day but it didn't stick. I don't get out of bed early enough to see frost. The good sofa is for guests, the other one fits around me nicely.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 12, 2020, 12:58:13 PM
No, we had a bit of snow the other day but it didn't stick. I don't get out of bed early enough to see frost. The good sofa is for guests, the other one fits around me nicely.

How very hospitable bet Silver thought I would spell hospital of you offering the good sofa to guests it has the best view of the telly and you dont really notice the construction site .I have a carcass crease in my sofa where I recline but the other one is covered in dog hair and crisps .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2020, 01:01:26 PM
It only has the best view of the TV from a sitting position.... I'm generally horizontal on my sofa, it took a lot of effort mould it into shape.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 12, 2020, 01:05:41 PM
Im not being critical of how you Fong Shwated your sitting room but you cant see the front door from your supine position so you cant avoid answering when the likes of me and others come calling if you cant see them .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 12, 2020, 01:09:54 PM
Im not being critical of how you Fong Shwated your sitting room but you cant see the front door from your supine position so you cant avoid answering when the likes of me and others come calling if you cant see them .

But that too is advantageous as you can't see him as he ignores to answer the door knowing very well it's you!!

Fong Shwated= Feng Shui......for our guests!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2020, 01:42:23 PM
I'm often too lazy to answer the door if I'm not expecting anyone. Can't be arsed listening to blokes flogging electric, gas, phone, broadband, bin collection, blah, blah, blah. Best to phone if you want me to answer.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 12, 2020, 01:44:55 PM
Im not being critical of how you Fong Shwated your sitting room but you cant see the front door from your supine position so you cant avoid answering when the likes of me and others come calling if you cant see them .

But that too is advantageous as you can't see him as he ignores to answer the door knowing very well it's you!!

Fong Shwated= Feng Shui......for our guests!!


AH I knew Id catch you .You know Chinease you might have the Flu or be a potential spreader .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 12, 2020, 04:30:31 PM
Im not being critical of how you Fong Shwated your sitting room but you cant see the front door from your supine position so you cant avoid answering when the likes of me and others come calling if you cant see them .

But that too is advantageous as you can't see him as he ignores to answer the door knowing very well it's you!!

Fong Shwated= Feng Shui......for our guests!!
Thanks Hal.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 12, 2020, 05:01:16 PM
Im not being critical of how you Fong Shwated your sitting room but you cant see the front door from your supine position so you cant avoid answering when the likes of me and others come calling if you cant see them .

But that too is advantageous as you can't see him as he ignores to answer the door knowing very well it's you!!

Fong Shwated= Feng Shui......for our guests!!
Thanks Hal.

I think Ermy has the corona virus!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 13, 2020, 03:33:48 AM
Numbers are creeping up....It won't  be long....yeah!  Yeah!..unless it snows in China...
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 13, 2020, 09:12:25 AM
Health officials in Hubei said 242 people had died from the flu-like virus on Wednesday, the fastest rise in the daily count since the pathogen was identified in December. That took total deaths from the newly discovered virus to more than 1,350, all but two in China and most - about 1,310 - in Hubei.

240 dead from Flu in one day thats about the same amount would die in a n average plane crash .If your surname is Lee or Wong I would be worried .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 13, 2020, 10:31:45 AM
Doctors in Thailand have the answer..........seems the virus is man-made if you believe that AIDS was synthetically formulated in a lab... 8)????

From The Thaiger newspaper:

When the patient tested positive, the doctors decided to administer Oseltamivir, an anti-flu drug used to treat the Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (Mers), together with Lopinavir and Ritonavir, commonly prescribed to HIV-positive patients.

“We checked and found that Mers patients were effectively treated with flu medications. Furthermore we added anti-retrovirals with great results. After 10 days of positive readings, the test finally came back negative 48 hours after administering the medications. The treatment, as well as the recovery, is fast.

“Other coronavirus patients will now be treated with the flu/anti-AIDS drug combination. Especially as this combination has proved to be effective on patients with serious symptoms.”
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 13, 2020, 11:30:41 AM
You're a chronic addict, LL.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 13, 2020, 11:44:49 AM
So they admit now they were counting them wrong...Figures are much higher with new count..
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 13, 2020, 11:48:00 AM
So they admit now they were counting them wrong...Figures are much higher with new count..
[/quote

They were counting them WONG all other names were discounted .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 13, 2020, 08:07:38 PM
So they admit now they were counting them wrong...Figures are much higher with new count..
[/quote

They were counting them WONG all other names were discounted .

According to an online expert, laughter is the best medicine.

Any idea if he has contacted the W.H.O.? 8)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 13, 2020, 09:03:56 PM
So they admit now they were counting them wrong...Figures are much higher with new count..
[/quote

They were counting them WONG all other names were discounted .

According to an online expert, laughter is the best medicine.

Any idea if he has contacted the W.H.O.? 8)

Ah fuk....we won't get fooled again!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 13, 2020, 10:51:06 PM
Wong...again
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 14, 2020, 08:45:47 AM
Anybody on here dead yet ?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 14, 2020, 08:53:43 AM
I see Uber suspended a drivers account in the UK yesterday.The suspected infected person hopped in an Uber straight to the hospital.Considering she thought she might be infected you think she could have walked it.What a selfish fukker.

Kinda makes you think with the high dependency many Irish drivers have on 15%now if they suspended them they'd be barely able to make a crust.Vandriver would be handing back the rental.Scary stuff.

Also how many weeks wages are yis away from not paying your rent/bills.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 14, 2020, 10:03:49 AM
I see Uber suspended a drivers account in the UK yesterday.The suspected infected person hopped in an Uber straight to the hospital.Considering she thought she might be infected you think she could have walked it.What a selfish fukker.

Kinda makes you think with the high dependency many Irish drivers have on 15%now if they suspended them they'd be barely able to make a crust.Vandriver would be handing back the rental.Scary stuff.

Also how many weeks wages are yis away from not paying your rent/bills.
Zero, seem to be a new bill pops up every month that was not accounted for.

Ah well I keep telling meself "I suppose there's alway's someone worse off then me."
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 14, 2020, 10:29:07 AM
I'd say most of us earn just enough to stay ahead.A month or two off work could break us.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Tony on February 14, 2020, 10:49:16 AM
A chap i know (china Tom) was telling me he basically cant get any work since the outbreak, if he accepts a mybollix job 9 times out of 10 the customer will cancel when they see his name and mug shot and if he wranks up people just look at him and pass him by and all his Chinese comrades are having the same problem. His words not mine.... Now i know how a trigger feels...
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 14, 2020, 11:00:00 AM
A chap i know (china Tom) was telling me he basically cant get any work since the outbreak, if he accepts a mybollix job 9 times out of 10 the customer will cancel when they see his name and mug shot and if he wranks up people just look at him and pass him by and all his Chinese comrades are having the same problem. His words not mine.... Now i know how a trigger feels...
Lets hope and pray an "Irish Flu" dosen't take off or else were all fcuked
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Tony on February 14, 2020, 11:17:33 AM
A chap i know (china Tom) was telling me he basically cant get any work since the outbreak, if he accepts a mybollix job 9 times out of 10 the customer will cancel when they see his name and mug shot and if he wranks up people just look at him and pass him by and all his Chinese comrades are having the same problem. His words not mine.... Now i know how a trigger feels...
Lets hope and pray an "Irish Flu" dosen't take off or else were all fcuked


It probably doesn't help the fact that i tell everyone to be careful with them as most of them go home after Christmas because January is so quite in the taxi game
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Tony on February 14, 2020, 11:18:36 AM



A chap i know (china Tom) was telling me he basically cant get any work since the outbreak, if he accepts a mybollix job 9 times out of 10 the customer will cancel when they see his name and mug shot and if he wranks up people just look at him and pass him by and all his Chinese comrades are having the same problem. His words not mine.... Now i know how a trigger feels...
Lets hope and pray an "Irish Flu" dosen't take off or else were all fcuked


It probably doesn't help the fact that i tell everyone to be careful with them as most of them go home after Christmas because January is so quite in the taxi game


Trying harder is what its called
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 14, 2020, 11:36:03 AM
The Chinese were on the news last night complaining about discrimination.

I'd say if we get a couple of cases in Dublin all taxis and other places of high contact will be avoided.It won't matter where you're from.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 14, 2020, 12:38:19 PM
The Chinese were on the news last night complaining about discrimination.

I'd say if we get a couple of cases in Dublin all taxis and other places of high contact will be avoided.It won't matter where you're from.
Is it still safe to vist the China TakeAways ?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 14, 2020, 12:55:13 PM
Wouldn't bother me.I'd say many of the Chinese people living here haven't seen China since they arrived in a truck twenty years ago.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 14, 2020, 12:58:19 PM
Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?

A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Tony on February 14, 2020, 01:07:08 PM
Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?

A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

 rofl

At last a funny joke
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 14, 2020, 01:16:43 PM
Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?

A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

 rofl

At last a funny joke
Thank you T Bag, I'm sure you'll like this one also:

My mate just asked me if he could put a teabag in my mouth and fill me with boiling water.

He must think I'm some kind of mug
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 14, 2020, 01:23:28 PM
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Tony on February 14, 2020, 01:44:50 PM
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

Even his kids dont like him  rofl
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 14, 2020, 01:49:17 PM
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

Even his kids dont like him  rofl

OK , must try harder :

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 year's.

The Hitman says "I'll shoot her just below her left tit"

The old man replies " I want her dead not fcuking kneecapped!"
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Tony on February 14, 2020, 01:56:14 PM
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

Even his kids dont like him  rofl

OK , must try harder :

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 year's.

The Hitman says "I'll shoot her just below her left tit"

The old man replies " I want her dead not fcuking kneecapped!"

Thats an old one ffs
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 14, 2020, 01:58:18 PM
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

Even his kids dont like him  rofl

OK , must try harder :

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 year's.

The Hitman says "I'll shoot her just below her left tit"

The old man replies " I want her dead not fcuking kneecapped!"

Thats an old one ffs
Give us a break , I'm nearly 62 FFS
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 14, 2020, 02:01:07 PM
Hehe....i do like that one!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Tony on February 14, 2020, 02:25:33 PM
The Mrs just called...
She said 3 of the girls in work just got flowers, they are absolutely gorgeous.

I said
That’s probably why they got them then.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 14, 2020, 02:30:25 PM
The Mrs just called...
She said 3 of the girls in work just got flowers, they are absolutely gorgeous.

I said
That’s probably why they got them then.
I hope thats a joke for your sake
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 14, 2020, 02:41:27 PM
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

Even his kids dont like him  rofl

OK , must try harder :

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 year's.

The Hitman says "I'll shoot her just below her left tit"

The old man replies " I want her dead not fcuking kneecapped!"

Thats an old one ffs
Give us a break , I'm nearly 62 FFS
Keep that up and I might just stop posting my hilarious jokes !
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Tony on February 14, 2020, 04:34:25 PM
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

Even his kids dont like him  rofl

OK , must try harder :

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 year's.

The Hitman says "I'll shoot her just below her left tit"

The old man replies " I want her dead not fcuking kneecapped!"

Thats an old one ffs
Give us a break , I'm nearly 62 FFS
Keep that up and I might just stop posting my hilarious jokes !


Is that a promise?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 14, 2020, 05:16:35 PM
I think he thinks he's threatening us!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Bob Shillin on February 14, 2020, 05:54:13 PM
Anybody on here dead yet ?
People dyin' now who never died before.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 16, 2020, 10:07:16 PM
I think he thinks he's threatening us!!
Only JOkin
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Belker on February 17, 2020, 03:13:29 AM
Last question at a auld fella's pub quiz last night....
 
And the final question to win the 200Euro Prize is;
'Take Thats' first album consisted of four words,
the First Two words were "Take That", so what were the second Two ?

There was a long pause then an auld lad at the back shouts;
Was it, "Ya Cunt"...!!