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Title: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 20, 2020, 09:06:50 am
History has a habit of repeating itself 100 years ago the Hong Kong Flu killed more people than WW1 now we are seeing this from China ..China has reported 139 new cases of a mysterious virus in two days, with the outbreak spreading from Wuhan to other major Chinese cities.

Beijing, the capital, reported two cases, while the southern tech hub of Shenzhen reported one case.

The total number of confirmed cases now exceeds 200, and three have died from the respiratory illness.

The sharp uptick in those infected comes as millions of Chinese prepare to travel for the Lunar New Year holidays.

Health officials have identified the infection, which first appeared in Wuhan in December, as being a strain of coronavirus. They say it led to an outbreak of viral pneumonia, but much about it remains unknown.

Although the outbreak is believed to have originated from a market, officials and scientists are yet to determine exactly how it has been spreading.

South Korea reported its first confirmed case of the virus on Monday, following two in Thailand and one in Japan.

The outbreak has revived memories of the Sars virus - also a coronavirus - that killed 774 people in the early 2000s across dozens of countries, mostly in Asia.

Analysis of the genetic code of the new virus shows it is more closely related to Sars than any other human coronavirus.


Make you wonder if some military are trying to develope Flu as a Military weapon .?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 20, 2020, 09:45:23 am
Can pigs fly now? How come my dog never catches my doses?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 20, 2020, 09:51:29 am
Remember the Last Swine Flu was going to kill us all so Mary Harney infected us all with stuff to stop us getting other stuff.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 20, 2020, 10:03:29 am
Get the jab if you're worried......you'll be raving mad within a fortnight.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on January 20, 2020, 11:39:59 am
There's a few on here that must have had that jab so.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 20, 2020, 12:46:49 pm
There's a few on here that must have had that jab so.

And a few who thought they didn't really need that extra push too.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: watty on January 20, 2020, 05:56:15 pm
You ain't seen nothing yet.  Wait until the polar icecaps melt and release all those dormant nasty bugs! 

I think there's already been 1 or 2 outbreaks of anthrax in Russia as the ice melted and the long-dead & buried reindeer thawed out and released the bugs.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/01/anthrax-outbreak-climate-change-arctic-circle-russia (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/01/anthrax-outbreak-climate-change-arctic-circle-russia)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on January 20, 2020, 06:44:00 pm
You ain't seen nothing yet.  Wait until the polar icecaps melt and release all those dormant nasty bugs! 

I think there's already been 1 or 2 outbreaks of anthrax in Russia as the ice melted and the long-dead & buried reindeer thawed out and released the bugs.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/01/anthrax-outbreak-climate-change-arctic-circle-russia (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/01/anthrax-outbreak-climate-change-arctic-circle-russia)
Fortitude!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on January 20, 2020, 06:45:08 pm
Fortitude!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on January 20, 2020, 08:32:55 pm
A blonde and her husband were going to fill up their gas tank before going out to dinner.

The blond says 'im afraid to go in because of the swine flu' .

Her husband replied "you dumb b**ch, the swine flu is in Mexico not TEXACO!"

Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 21, 2020, 11:26:00 am
Never met a dumb blonde yet....just ones pretending to be.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 24, 2020, 07:10:33 am
China reports 20 dead .I would say you could multiply that by 10 . 
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 24, 2020, 07:17:23 am
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/mar/28/history-major-flu-pandemics (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/mar/28/history-major-flu-pandemics) .

Annual flu epidemics kill 250,000-500,000 people each year and cause severe illness in 3 million to 5 million. But new strains that jump from animals to humans can be even more devastating if the global population has no immunity to the virus.

• 1918 "Spanish flu"

The most devastating flu pandemic in recent history was caused by a strain of H1N1 influenza that killed 20 million to 50 million people worldwide. The pandemic spread in three more or less simultaneous waves through Europe, Asia and North America. Unusually, the virus was particularly lethal in young adults. The origins of the virus are still unknown.

•1957-58 "Asian flu"

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First identified in China, this H2N2 virus caused roughly 2 million deaths worldwide. The virus is thought to have emerged after a human form of H2N2 combined with a mutant strain in ducks. The strain has not circulated in humans since 1968, so much of the global population has no immunity to the strain. Most of those who died were elderly.

• 1968-69 "Hong Kong flu"

The pandemic was first detected in Hong Kong. The H3N2 virus killed around 1 million people globally, with those over 65 most vulnerable. H3N2 viruses still circulate today.

• 1997 "Bird flu"

For the first time, an influenza virus was found to spread directly from birds to people. The H5N1 bird flu infections were linked to poultry markets. The first outbreak in Hong Kong killed six of 18 people infected. The World Health Organisation has recorded 598 cases since 2003, with 352 deaths. Most deaths from bird flu are in Egypt, Indonesia and Vietnam and China. So far, the virus has not adapted to spread easily between humans.

• 2009 "Swine flu"

One of the new strains was the H1N1 "swine flu" virus that originated in Mexico in 2009. The virus, a combination of a Eurasian swine flu virus with another strain that was itself a mix of bird, swine and human flu virus. The strain went on to kill more than 18,000 people around the world.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 24, 2020, 07:21:19 am
All the most deadly Flus seem to come from China .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 24, 2020, 08:42:12 am
Lots wearing face-masks at airport. Seems relaxed enough though.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 24, 2020, 08:47:55 am
Lots wearing face-masks at airport. Seems relaxed enough though.

Its one of those situations its serious or seriously not serious .If only Trump would tweet and tell us the truth .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on January 24, 2020, 10:25:22 am
Can anyone answer me this...
In ireland population 5millions
 30 people died of influenza....
China population 1.5 billion  ...17 people died of this SARS mutant ....
Why all the hysteria an armageddon media hype  ???



Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on January 24, 2020, 10:36:13 am
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-outbreak-hospital-to-be-built-in-five-days-as-death-toll-rises-in-china-11916211

Now ther building hospitals .....
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 24, 2020, 10:53:21 am
3% death rate ..It comes as the coronavirus death toll in China increased to 26 and the number of confirmed cases to 880. that would be about 15000 deaths in Ireland .You can see why they are Panicking .Leo probably thinks its a good thing reduce the Homeless numbers and kill off a few pensioners .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 24, 2020, 11:11:29 am
China Man normally dosent let his right hand know what the left one is thinking .So it must be serious if they are telling the World about it .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on January 24, 2020, 01:43:46 pm
I'd say the kesh is empty with all them oul fellas only one flu away from a coffin..
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on January 24, 2020, 04:05:55 pm
The immigrants don't give a fuck. Fuck knows what diseases they're introducing and spreading around the place.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Vikkiz on January 24, 2020, 04:53:21 pm
I'd say the kesh is empty with all them oul fellas only one flu away from a coffin..
Apparently FDS has flown to China to pick up some widas
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on January 24, 2020, 08:04:13 pm
Chinese New Year tomorrow.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 24, 2020, 09:22:20 pm
https://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/first-cases-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-europe-as-who-declares-emergency-in-china-38893485.html (https://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/first-cases-of-coronavirus-confirmed-in-europe-as-who-declares-emergency-in-china-38893485.html)


NOW ITS AN EMERGENCY BECAUSE SOMEONE IN EUROPE HAS IT .,..France has confirmed its first two cases of the Wuhan coronavirus, with one patient being hospitalised in Paris and the other in the southwestern city of Bordeaux.

Health Minister Agnes Buzyn told a news conference today these were the first two confirmed cases in Europe and that more cases were likely to occur in France.

Earlier, the charity SOS Medecins said it had treated a patient of Chinese origin who was showing symptoms of a fever and who said he had been in contact with people from Wuhan province in China, epicentre of the coronavirus outbreak.

Buzyn said this patient was 48 years old and had returned two days ago from a trip to China which included a stop in Wuhan.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 25, 2020, 01:45:36 pm
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51249208 (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51249208) 

The coronavirus has killed at least 41 people and infected almost 1,300 since its discovery in the city of Wuhan. Still about a 3% KILL RATE more deadly than Iranian Missiles fired at Americans .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on January 26, 2020, 10:35:07 pm
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.
The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?"


The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on January 26, 2020, 11:25:45 pm
Hopefully Bruce Heller customs officer in Dub Airport will stop all dem infected chinese with his "uno momemto amigo".....rapport!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on January 27, 2020, 08:46:45 pm
Hopefully Bruce Heller customs officer in Dub Airport will stop all dem infected chinese with his "uno momemto amigo".....rapport!!
Fluent in Spanglish.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on January 27, 2020, 09:33:59 pm
Hopefully Bruce Heller customs officer in Dub Airport will stop all dem infected chinese with his "uno momemto amigo".....rapport!!
Fluent in Spanglish.

"No problemo buddy...here's me badge....you're very aggressive!!!"
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on January 27, 2020, 10:29:28 pm
Any update on Mr Phooey with this fckn china flu going around?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 28, 2020, 09:03:54 am
Numbers gone up 81 dead up untill yesterday today its 104  Thats roughly twenty a day same as the day before and the day before .Makes you think this is all a load of bollox or a huge cover up .Its hardly getting worse if the same amount of people die each day .I would think more of Chinas Billion and a half people died from falling in the streets than died from flu .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Mr phooey on January 28, 2020, 09:13:39 am
Any update on Mr Phooey with this fckn china flu going around?

Thank yu mr crow....ting tong and mr phooey veely good ......
https://youtu.be/Cy88Sxxce_4
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on January 28, 2020, 12:07:28 pm
Any update on Mr Phooey with this fckn china flu going around?

Thank yu mr crow....ting tong and mr phooey veely good ......
https://youtu.be/Cy88Sxxce_4
Super Mr Phooey, glad to hear your OK, keep yourself wrapped up with a heavy coat, scarf and a pair of gloves, oh and a hat to cover your baldy loaf
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: TheDevilHimself on January 28, 2020, 11:49:07 pm
Is it time to start panicking ?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on January 28, 2020, 11:50:15 pm
No. Check back tomorrow.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on January 29, 2020, 01:47:37 am
Is it time to start panicking now?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 29, 2020, 09:44:55 am
A billion and a half people and another 28 dead today .I would think more people died of AIDS in China yesterday than Flu but they dont call that an epidemic .Probably a PR stunt China stops epidemic Dr  Wong gets medal for velly velly good wok .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on January 29, 2020, 09:47:03 am
They could have buried 20000 people and nobody outside of China would know. Not meaning to be crude but in rural parts of China it's not unusual to see people taking a crap in the gutter on the street like a guide dog.Mad place.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on January 29, 2020, 09:47:47 am
Is it time to start panicking now?

Go on then... we can't wait forever.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on January 29, 2020, 09:49:19 am
They could have buried 20000 people and nobody outside of China would know. Not meaning to be crude but in rural parts of China it's not unusual to see people taking a crap in the gutter on the street like a guide dog.Mad place.

Filthy fuckers... no wonder they dominate FSA enforcement orders.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 29, 2020, 09:50:22 am
They could have buried 20000 people and nobody outside of China would know. Not meaning to be crude but in rural parts of China it's not unusual to see people taking a crap in the gutter on the street like a guide dog.Mad place.

Its one of two things its a huge cover up or its a PR Stunt .I notice they closed down Hong Kong and all the riots stopped .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on January 29, 2020, 09:51:33 am
I thought I'd love to see China at some point but after I heard about the street dumping I think I'll just watch it on Youtube in 4k instead.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 29, 2020, 10:00:28 am
I thought I'd love to see China at some point but after I heard about the street dumping I think I'll just watch it on Youtube in 4k instead.

I remember going to the Birds Dole on Victoria Street with Big Dommos sister and she needed a dump so went up the lane behind the Dole dropped a small mountain then wiped her hole with one of her stockings .Street dumping is a cultural thing .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on January 29, 2020, 10:04:53 am
It's about making a vaccine an selling it at a tenner a pop to 5 billion people .....
https://www.globalresearch.ca/flu-bigger-concern-wuhan-virus-grabs-headlines/5701932 (https://www.globalresearch.ca/flu-bigger-concern-wuhan-virus-grabs-headlines/5701932)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 29, 2020, 10:29:12 am
Can you imagine if the media were allowed into China in the 80s what the figures for death from Glue sniffing would of been like in the great Evostick outbreak of 88 .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on January 29, 2020, 12:08:50 pm
 rofl
Can you imagine if the media were allowed into China in the 80s what the figures for death from Glue sniffing would of been like in the great Evostick outbreak of 88 .
rofl
Yur on fire today Johnny  rofl
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 29, 2020, 12:11:50 pm
We were all going to Die from Glue Sniffing ,Herpies ,AIDS ,Nuclear War .Hole in the Ozone Layer ,Swine Flue .Sharon Mulligans old fella even said he would kill me if he ever got his hands on me .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on January 29, 2020, 12:53:03 pm
Why....did you get your hands on Sharon Mulligan?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 29, 2020, 01:29:00 pm
Why....did you get your hands on Sharon Mulligan?

just a finger .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on January 29, 2020, 02:06:07 pm
Why....did you get your hands on Sharon Mulligan?

just a finger .

 rofl
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on January 29, 2020, 02:10:10 pm
Why....did you get your hands on Sharon Mulligan?

just a finger .

...of fudge?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on January 29, 2020, 02:12:39 pm
I was tellin the love of me life (ex) one day that I liked her friend an that I taut she was attractive.......the truth was ...I was in love with her ....she had that face that that ide always dreamed about that I knew that she was " the one" .....her teeth wer a bit gammy but that didn't matter.. even with her bent teeth smile I was smitten ....I used to blush wen she talked to me and at nite lying in bed wit the love of me life(ex) I used to imagine wat it wud be like if it was her lying beside me instead of the love of me life .....then one day the love of me life (ex) told me that her friend had gotten herpes real bad an
Was riddled........forgot all about her after that  ???
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on January 29, 2020, 02:13:15 pm
Why....did you get your hands on Sharon Mulligan?

just a finger .

...of fudge?
rofl
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on January 29, 2020, 02:15:57 pm
Jaysus Octy....gammy choppers and herpes....i think i'm gettin a horn!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Lizzzy on January 29, 2020, 02:35:20 pm
I was tellin the love of me life (ex) one day that I liked her friend an that I taut she was attractive.......the truth was ...I was in love with her ....she had that face that that ide always dreamed about that I knew that she was " the one" .....her teeth wer a bit gammy but that didn't matter.. even with her bent teeth smile I was smitten ....I used to blush wen she talked to me and at nite lying in bed wit the love of me life(ex) I used to imagine wat it wud be like if it was her lying beside me instead of the love of me life .....then one day the love of me life (ex) told me that her friend had gotten herpes real bad an
Was riddled........forgot all about her after that  ???
She could have been telling you lies,  maybe you talk in your sleep and were calling out her name ?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on January 29, 2020, 02:37:36 pm
I was tellin the love of me life (ex) one day that I liked her friend an that I taut she was attractive.......the truth was ...I was in love with her ....she had that face that that ide always dreamed about that I knew that she was " the one" .....her teeth wer a bit gammy but that didn't matter.. even with her bent teeth smile I was smitten ....I used to blush wen she talked to me and at nite lying in bed wit the love of me life(ex) I used to imagine wat it wud be like if it was her lying beside me instead of the love of me life .....then one day the love of me life (ex) told me that her friend had gotten herpes real bad an
Was riddled........forgot all about her after that  ???
She could have been telling you lies,  maybe you talk in your sleep and were calling out her name ?
It just dawned on me lizzy ....she probably lying to turn me off her friend cause she knew i was mad bout ....cant be up to the cnuts
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Lizzzy on January 29, 2020, 02:51:09 pm
I was tellin the love of me life (ex) one day that I liked her friend an that I taut she was attractive.......the truth was ...I was in love with her ....she had that face that that ide always dreamed about that I knew that she was " the one" .....her teeth wer a bit gammy but that didn't matter.. even with her bent teeth smile I was smitten ....I used to blush wen she talked to me and at nite lying in bed wit the love of me life(ex) I used to imagine wat it wud be like if it was her lying beside me instead of the love of me life .....then one day the love of me life (ex) told me that her friend had gotten herpes real bad an
Was riddled........forgot all about her after that  ???
She could have been telling you lies,  maybe you talk in your sleep and were calling out her name ?
It just dawned on me lizzy ....she probably lying to turn me off her friend cause she knew i was mad bout ....cant be up to the cnuts
That's what I was thinking.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on January 29, 2020, 02:54:16 pm
You're too gullible Octy....and a stiff mickey has no conscience!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Lizzzy on January 29, 2020, 03:00:28 pm
Go for it Ocky, but put a sock on your cock.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on January 29, 2020, 03:05:09 pm
Go for it Ocky, but put a sock on your cock.

He can use the pair he has stuffed down his jocks!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 30, 2020, 09:27:54 am
Is the Chinaman beginning to tell the truth ?40 died yesterday  But still the World Health Organisation are not calling it an epidemic .Two people killed in Drogheda and its a crime epidemic .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on January 30, 2020, 12:37:22 pm
I think the only comparison with a health and crime epidemic is the health of the crim after the crime.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on January 30, 2020, 12:45:28 pm
It's a matter of proportion, erm. There's a lot more people in China than Drogheda.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on January 30, 2020, 01:06:36 pm
Speaking to a doctor and he saiud the best cure for this CoronaVirus (China Flu) is :

Cut up a slice of Lime and shove it in your gob  rofl
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 31, 2020, 07:09:16 am
Is the Chinaman beginning to tell the truth ?40 died yesterday  But still the World Health Organisation are not calling it an epidemic .Two people killed in Drogheda and its a crime epidemic .

Looks like the Chinaman is lieing and telling the truth at the same times ..another 40 people dead yesterday but the WHO now decides its an epidemic .So how can it be getting worst according to the WHO but the death rate remains the same @ 40 a day .Somebody is fucking telling lies .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 31, 2020, 08:00:04 am
2002 pop of China was 1.2 billion and 700 died from SARS.....the darts men can work out the % but I reckon it's one millionth of a percent. In 2017 262,000 folks died in road accidents in China..........all a fucking cod lads....wakey wakey...BBC World News is the only station stirring it up...........no outbreak and there's no test for it either.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 31, 2020, 08:23:41 am
2002 pop of China was 1.2 billion and 700 died from SARS.....the darts men can work out the % but I reckon it's one millionth of a percent. In 2017 262,000 folks died in road accidents in China..........all a fucking cod lads....wakey wakey...BBC World News is the only station stirring it up...........no outbreak and there's no test for it either.

Might be a test after all. What is it only a Flu?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on January 31, 2020, 10:06:22 am
If your out at some Tranny Cabaret in the Philipines and somebody sneezes Lip you will shit yourself .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 31, 2020, 10:22:07 am
Freedom of movement is fine John..........Joe Dolan pics everywhere........huge star outside Eire you know.......Veggie for the entire duration........
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 01, 2020, 10:04:43 pm
More and more
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 01, 2020, 11:14:36 pm
I'd say LL is a bit of an exotic fruit veg over there!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 01, 2020, 11:56:38 pm
650,000 people died of ordinary flu worldwide according to the wiki god ..
..so wat the fuk is goin ? Why the hysteria? Has to be money involved/invested.....vaccination is big money... :o
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 02, 2020, 12:08:15 am
https://www.globalresearch.ca/big-pharma-and-big-profits-the-multibillion-dollar-vaccine-market/5503945 (https://www.globalresearch.ca/big-pharma-and-big-profits-the-multibillion-dollar-vaccine-market/5503945)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Tony on February 02, 2020, 06:43:32 am
https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/passenger-displaying-coronavirus-symptoms-taken-17674333 (https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/passenger-displaying-coronavirus-symptoms-taken-17674333)



A major medical response was put in place after a man on a flight to Dublin Airport showed Coronavirus symptoms.

Medics in protective suits lined out awaiting the flight which Dublin Live understands came from Moscow, Russia and touched down at 9pm.

A passenger on board was displaying "flu-like symptoms" and escorted from the plane into an ambulance.

The person was met by medics upon landing and it's understood six ambulances were also present by the plane

It's thought the person was transported to the Mater Hospital where an isolation ward has been set up.

The ward was originally created during the Ebola crisis.

Other passengers on the flight were held on the plane for a number of hours afterwards.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 02, 2020, 11:19:41 am
https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/passenger-displaying-coronavirus-symptoms-taken-17674333 (https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/passenger-displaying-coronavirus-symptoms-taken-17674333)



A major medical response was put in place after a man on a flight to Dublin Airport showed Coronavirus symptoms.

Medics in protective suits lined out awaiting the flight which Dublin Live understands came from Moscow, Russia and touched down at 9pm.

A passenger on board was displaying "flu-like symptoms" and escorted from the plane into an ambulance.

The person was met by medics upon landing and it's understood six ambulances were also present by the plane

It's thought the person was transported to the Mater Hospital where an isolation ward has been set up.

The ward was originally created during the Ebola crisis.

Other passengers on the flight were held on the plane for a number of hours afterwards.


Jesus wept what a load of crap .If there was one possible infected carrier on board why did they not isolate the whole flight .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Vikkiz on February 02, 2020, 12:23:28 pm
https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/passenger-displaying-coronavirus-symptoms-taken-17674333 (https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/passenger-displaying-coronavirus-symptoms-taken-17674333)



A major medical response was put in place after a man on a flight to Dublin Airport showed Coronavirus symptoms.

Medics in protective suits lined out awaiting the flight which Dublin Live understands came from Moscow, Russia and touched down at 9pm.

A passenger on board was displaying "flu-like symptoms" and escorted from the plane into an ambulance.

The person was met by medics upon landing and it's understood six ambulances were also present by the plane

It's thought the person was transported to the Mater Hospital where an isolation ward has been set up.

The ward was originally created during the Ebola crisis.

Other passengers on the flight were held on the plane for a number of hours afterwards.


Jesus wept what a load of crap .If there was one possible infected carrier on board why did they not isolate the whole flight .
They did, if you read the report.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 02, 2020, 01:05:16 pm
I'd say LL is a bit of an exotic fruit veg over there!!


Cynics everywhere.....Joe Dolan live in Hanoi in the 90's..........huge star, as I said...loved by women all over the South China Seas and beyond....little did they know...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxQwpL5uDy4&list=PLpK21xfFTLxLavtIa3q3523M5PNhOM91Z (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxQwpL5uDy4&list=PLpK21xfFTLxLavtIa3q3523M5PNhOM91Z)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 02, 2020, 01:06:26 pm
Thank God for the Ebola crisis.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 02, 2020, 01:35:11 pm
Stop putting up vids of Joe....the excitement will give Tony another jolt!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 02, 2020, 07:40:58 pm
So pigs do fly?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 03, 2020, 11:44:43 am
That's a slow burner
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 03, 2020, 02:05:06 pm
If you think this Flu is all bollox look at the money. China stock market is collapsing .This will cost China about a Trillion Dollars .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 03, 2020, 02:08:28 pm
A great distraction from Brexit though.I'd say Boris is well chuffed.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 03, 2020, 02:10:55 pm
A great distraction from Brexit though.I'd say Boris is well chuffed.

Brexit wont matter until about September in the mean time irony will probably strike and the UK will win the Eurovision song contest
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 03, 2020, 02:14:58 pm
A great distraction from Brexit though.I'd say Boris is well chuffed.

Brexit wont matter until about September in the mean time irony will probably strike and the UK will win the Eurovision song contest

Haven't had a decent song since Brotherhood of Man They,

Dustin shudda cleaned up the year he flogged that song to death!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Vikkiz on February 03, 2020, 09:00:26 pm
If you think this Flu is all bollox look at the money. China stock market is collapsing .This will cost China about a Trillion Dollars .
Don’t they use Yen in China??
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 03, 2020, 09:07:18 pm
If you think this Flu is all bollox look at the money. China stock market is collapsing .This will cost China about a Trillion Dollars .
Don’t they use Yen in China??

No they use the Yuan But the leaders all invest their ill gotten on Wall Street .Dollar is your only man .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 03, 2020, 10:13:21 pm
If you think this Flu is all bollox look at the money. China stock market is collapsing .This will cost China about a Trillion Dollars .
Don’t they use Yen in China??

No they use the Yuan But the leaders all invest their ill gotten on Wall Street .Dollar is your only man .
Great band:
https://youtu.be/BVyt8ZlTt8g 8)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 03, 2020, 10:23:55 pm
If you think this Flu is all bollox look at the money. China stock market is collapsing .This will cost China about a Trillion Dollars .
Don’t they use Yen in China??

No they use the Yuan But the leaders all invest their ill gotten on Wall Street .Dollar is your only man .
Great band:
https://youtu.be/BVyt8ZlTt8g 8)

They're more lira now.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 05, 2020, 12:04:00 pm
If these figures are true we are all in real trouble ..If it was as low as the Chinaman says then why are they closing down whole Cities and loosing Trillions in lost productivity ....On late Saturday evening (Feb. 1), Tencent, on its webpage titled "Epidemic Situation Tracker", showed confirmed cases of novel coronavirus (2019nCoV) in China as standing at 154,023, 10 times the official figure at the time. It listed the number of suspected cases as 79,808, four times the official figure.

The number of cured cases was only 269, well below the official number that day of 300. Most ominously, the death toll listed was 24,589, vastly higher than the 300 officially listed that day.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 05, 2020, 12:11:27 pm
It's only the Flu lads.Only ones to be worried is anyone over 50..
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 05, 2020, 12:14:19 pm
FFS..   
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 05, 2020, 12:31:56 pm
It's only the Flu lads.Only ones to be worried is anyone over 50..



the death toll listed was 24,589, Spanish flu killed more people in the 20th century than all the Wars it was just flu ?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 05, 2020, 12:39:14 pm
If you are reasonably healthy you'll be alright.I don't even get the normal flu.

Maybe you should stay at home until they get a vaccine Ermy.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 05, 2020, 12:40:43 pm
He needs permissionto leave the boxroom to empty his piss bottle ffs!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 05, 2020, 01:07:56 pm
If you are reasonably healthy you'll be alright.I don't even get the normal flu.

Maybe you should stay at home until they get a vaccine Ermy.
The aussie flu ( that nearly snuffed me ) killed a few kids an teenager's in Ireland......tink yu underestiminated it merc ...can kill healthy blokes aswell
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 05, 2020, 01:10:14 pm
Weak immune systems get hit forst..When it hits Dublin it will be hopping out there for weeks.All the oul bollixes will be terrified in case they die and stay at home.I'd say SClass is going stir crazy already.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 05, 2020, 01:12:20 pm
Sould we start wearing masks in our cars ?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 05, 2020, 01:13:38 pm
Weak immune systems get hit forst..When it hits Dublin it will be hopping out there for weeks.All the oul bollixes will be terrified in case they die and stay at home.I'd say SClass is going stir crazy already.

If yu grow up in a large family an yur ma didn't bother cleanin antin cause she down the bingo all the time yu probably have a better immune system....my ma used to spray me wit domestos wen I came home from school ....she was chronic OCD aswell .....probably why I fukin get evryting now
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 05, 2020, 01:17:11 pm
Sould we start wearing masks in our cars ?

Had a sniffer cougher in me car last nite .....held me breath  and didn't answer the cnut ....he got the message an shut the fuk up ......I was blue by the time cnut got out .....sprayed everything after he got out round the corner ...I even sprayed up me nose ...stings a bit but it works .....
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 05, 2020, 01:21:58 pm
Don't overthink it lads.As public service drivers we can't really avoid it.The main reason for cleaning the cars is to stop transferring it to some 89 year old that might have lasted another two years.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 05, 2020, 01:34:00 pm
Saving 89 yr olds.....we'd be doin society and ourselves a favour gettin this pension huggers off the system.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 05, 2020, 01:45:31 pm
There's a conspiracy theory going around that the Chinese released it themselves to thin the herd.Sounds mad but they are a bit mad.

Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 05, 2020, 01:53:30 pm
There's a conspiracy theory going around that the Chinese released it themselves to thin the herd.Sounds mad but they are a bit mad.

Watch the US stock market .China supplies loads of bits and parts to US industry they control the supply chain .Apple have stopped making I phones in China that will knock their share price if the Chinaman can cause a rush on the Markets the US stockmarkets collapse that takes out Donny T who is no friend of the Chinaman .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 05, 2020, 01:59:35 pm
Saving 89 yr olds.....we'd be doin society and ourselves a favour gettin this pension huggers off the system.
And what about when you reach 89 ?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 05, 2020, 02:26:51 pm
Saving 89 yr olds.....we'd be doin society and ourselves a favour gettin this pension huggers off the system.
And what about when you reach 89 ?

Honestly STC's...i don't wanna be around at that age....unless i'm shaggin some 24yr old east euro burds....in Lanzarote!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Bob Shillin on February 05, 2020, 05:50:43 pm
Saving 89 yr olds.....we'd be doin society and ourselves a favour gettin this pension huggers off the system.
And what about when you reach 89 ?

Honestly STC's...i don't wanna be around at that age....unless i'm shaggin some 24yr old east euro burds....in Lanzarote!!

 At 89, "being shagged by" would probably be more appropriate, as long as she had a bag of little blue pills.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Vikkiz on February 05, 2020, 07:42:37 pm
It's only the Flu lads.Only ones to be worried is anyone over 50..
thats most of them in here ffs
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 05, 2020, 10:09:43 pm
Saving 89 yr olds.....we'd be doin society and ourselves a favour gettin this pension huggers off the system.
And what about when you reach 89 ?

Honestly STC's...i don't wanna be around at that age....unless i'm shaggin some 24yr old east euro burds....in Lanzarote!!

 At 89, "being shagged by" would probably be more appropriate, as long as she had a bag of little blue pills.
At 89 I'd say you'd just about be able to pee thru it
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 05, 2020, 10:13:49 pm
I'll let you know in 34yrs!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 05, 2020, 10:16:12 pm
I'll let you know in 34yrs!!
Assuming I make it to 89 , i'll let you know in 27 years (and a bit)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 06, 2020, 07:27:23 am
Most victims of the Spanish Flu were young, not middle-aged or elderly. The Tetanus jab now includes Diphtheria vax.......ever wonder why seeing as it was eradicated in Eire?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 06, 2020, 11:59:29 am
Never.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 06, 2020, 12:09:17 pm
Won't affect non-racists..you're grand.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 06, 2020, 12:12:20 pm
Never.... say never
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 06, 2020, 12:28:03 pm
I'll let you know in 34yrs!!
Assuming I make it to 89 , i'll let you know in 27 years (and a bit)

Always had you down for a younger man, Stonetheravens....must be your positive outlook that makes you seem younger.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 06, 2020, 12:36:19 pm
I'll let you know in 34yrs!!
Assuming I make it to 89 , i'll let you know in 27 years (and a bit)

Always had you down for a younger man, Stonetheravens....must be your positive outlook that makes you seem younger.
Must be the E45 cream I use on my Boat every morning, everyone says I dont look me age (lying cnuts), especially when they want something
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 06, 2020, 01:28:52 pm
I'll let you know in 34yrs!!
Assuming I make it to 89 , i'll let you know in 27 years (and a bit)

Always had you down for a younger man, Stonetheravens....must be your positive outlook that makes you seem younger.
Must be the E45 cream I use on my Boat every morning, everyone says I dont look me age (lying cnuts), especially when they want something

And if they're laughing at your jokes...be doubly aware!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 06, 2020, 01:33:00 pm
Was referring to your online person, StonetheMagpies..........no idea what you look like, but you're probably eye-candy for the likes of the aulwan across from Hal......ogling his arse as he fussed over a head-gasket..
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 06, 2020, 01:36:46 pm
Stop it LL....i'm trying to digest my poached eggs on carved ham and toast.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 06, 2020, 01:51:57 pm
I'll let you know in 34yrs!!
Assuming I make it to 89 , i'll let you know in 27 years (and a bit)

Always had you down for a younger man, Stonetheravens....must be your positive outlook that makes you seem younger.
Must be the E45 cream I use on my Boat every morning, everyone says I dont look me age (lying cnuts), especially when they want something

And if they're laughing at your jokes...be doubly aware!!
True Hal, as Mrs Crow reminds me "There not laughing with you, there laughing at you", I dont give a Bolx though
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 06, 2020, 01:54:46 pm
True...i think it bugs them more when ye don't give a bollox.....i always throw the oul.."i think you're right"..at them....always get a sympathy hug!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 06, 2020, 02:01:59 pm
Reverse Psychology......the fellow who told them all he rowed up Niagra backwards....."Sure, I saw you", says the woman eyeing him up....
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 06, 2020, 02:20:58 pm
Load chinese restaurants owners on joe Duffy complaining that business is down 70 % cause of virus...
Wunder is chinese taxi drivers suffering?
I'm not lettin any chinese in me car ....
" no I'm booked "
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 06, 2020, 02:22:19 pm
I wonder has Mr Phooey had any nasty experiences because of this Flu
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Vikkiz on February 06, 2020, 08:37:39 pm
I'll let you know in 34yrs!!
Assuming I make it to 89 , i'll let you know in 27 years (and a bit)
I wont let any of yiz know cause yiz will all be brown bread
 lol
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 07, 2020, 11:19:10 am
Don't  be talking about that Mr.Phooey fellow again.....he is fulla shite
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 07, 2020, 11:30:29 am
FOLLOW THE MONEY IF YOU WANT TO KNOW IF THIS REAL OR NOT ...http://www.maritimebulletin.net/2020/02/07/authorities-panic-or-know-the-truth-leaked-shocking-virus-stats/ (http://www.maritimebulletin.net/2020/02/07/authorities-panic-or-know-the-truth-leaked-shocking-virus-stats/)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 07, 2020, 04:46:47 pm
The end is in sight ..
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 07, 2020, 05:43:58 pm

Money to be made
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 07, 2020, 05:49:56 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL/images-4.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 07, 2020, 10:02:04 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL/images-4.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL)

Is that one of LL holiday selfies?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 07, 2020, 11:19:17 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL/images-4.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL)

Is that one of LL holiday selfies?
I ate his liver with a nice Amarone and fava beans! 8)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: markmiwurdz on February 08, 2020, 10:26:38 am

(https://i.postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL/images-4.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL)

Is that one of LL holiday selfies?
I ate his liver with a nice Amarone and fava beans! 8)

You forgot the "FFFfffffffffffhhhhhhh"...... lol
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 08, 2020, 11:18:09 am
Gobble...gobble
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 09, 2020, 01:02:25 pm
https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/expert-says-uk-faces-major-3826880 (https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/expert-says-uk-faces-major-3826880)

The academic, who co-discovered the Ebola virus and the presence of AIDS in Africa told The Sunday Times that he is 'increasingly alarmed'.

He said: "It's greater threat because of the mode of transmission.

Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 09, 2020, 05:29:01 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL/images-4.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL)

Is that one of LL holiday selfies?
I ate his liver with a nice Amarone and fava beans! 8)

You forgot the "FFFfffffffffffhhhhhhh"...... lol
It was changed from Amarone to Chianti  cos the Sherman tanks would have difficulty with the pronunciation.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 09, 2020, 05:31:43 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL/images-4.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL)

Is that one of LL holiday selfies?
I ate his liver with a nice Amarone and fava beans! 8)

You forgot the "FFFfffffffffffhhhhhhh"...... lol
It was changed from Amarone to Chianti  cos the Sherman tanks would have difficulty with the pronunciation.

Does this bus go to Inchickory(Inchicore)!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 09, 2020, 05:36:44 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL/images-4.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2VjJWJSL)

Is that one of LL holiday selfies?
I ate his liver with a nice Amarone and fava beans! 8)

You forgot the "FFFfffffffffffhhhhhhh"...... lol
It was changed from Amarone to Chianti  cos the Sherman tanks would have difficulty with the pronunciation.

Does this bus go to Inchickory(Inchicore)!!
Or Dun Lockhair!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 10, 2020, 12:27:47 am
https://www.ccn.com/billionaire-whistleblower-wuhan-coronavirus-death-toll-is-over-50000/ (https://www.ccn.com/billionaire-whistleblower-wuhan-coronavirus-death-toll-is-over-50000/)

A Chinese billionaire and whistleblower who lives in U.S. exile says Wuhan crematoriums have burned 50,000 coronavirus victims. | Credit: Chinatopix via AP
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 10, 2020, 12:48:48 am
Who will be the first forum member to die fron the China Flue ?Probably be the man who does the most work as he meets the most people or will it be the fella goes to mr woos or works the airport or the Storehouse .If the China Crisis is for real Frankie will be chasing yer widow .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 10, 2020, 12:58:19 am
I had a portion of Chicken's testicles, Chips and Curry sauce while working last (Sat) night.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 10, 2020, 01:04:22 am
I had a portion of Chicken's testicles, Chips and Curry sauce while working last (Sat) night.

I said Die from Flu you daft cunt not heart attack or diabetes.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 10, 2020, 01:06:23 am
If it's not one thing it's another...
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 10, 2020, 01:08:43 am
If it's not one thing it's another...

But it could be important what ails ya for claiming on the insurance .If its a pandemic they might not pay out so if she gets sick you might have to consider a mercy killing of sorts .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 10, 2020, 01:38:10 am
Now they have another Flu to go with the normal flu and the new flu....Reuters reports that China’s agriculture ministry has said the highly pathogenic H5N6 strain of avian flu has been found in a poultry farm in southwestern Sichuan province.

This is the first H5N6 avian flu detected from a poultry farm after four cases found in swans this year.

The ministry said on Sunday night 1,840 birds had died in the farm of 2,497. The rest have been culled.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 10, 2020, 07:29:56 am
Ramping it up, big time. Even the CGTN news network in the Orient is on board now. Hopefully, like the Novichok "attack" and the girl involved, everyone will look much better after recovering. Can't believe you're being taken in by this Mr M and you the man who told me to watch the stocks as the Yanks and Brits try to destabilise the Chinese economy.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 10, 2020, 09:55:40 am
Ramping it up, big time. Even the CGTN news network in the Orient is on board now. Hopefully, like the Novichok "attack" and the girl involved, everyone will look much better after recovering. Can't believe you're being taken in by this Mr M and you the man who told me to watch the stocks as the Yanks and Brits try to destabilise the Chinese economy.


Its the USA stock market will collapse when the Chinaman cuts off the supply chain .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 10, 2020, 09:59:26 am
Big trouble ahead according to the non-mainstream media. I'm not so sure....I reckon Mary-Lou and People before Puberty will save dear auld Eire...be the hokey!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 10, 2020, 11:06:28 am
Big trouble ahead according to the non-mainstream media. I'm not so sure....I reckon Mary-Lou and People before Puberty will save dear auld Eire...be the hokey!

Profit from the people will split into different groups already Smith and Collins are at war over vote manipulation .The Lefties all have different agendas from doing nothing to doing nothing at all .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 10, 2020, 11:13:40 am
Nothing is largely what's required. We have the civil service and the faceless bureaucrats in Brussels to do the heavy lifting.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 10, 2020, 11:15:16 am
Exactly....the elected TD's are just councillors...the real Govt lies in Strasbourg. Nothing passes without ratification.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 10, 2020, 11:20:21 am
Thankfully. We had a little go at running our own affairs, it didn't work out. Culturally, we're far better suited to circumventing regulation that devising and enforcing the same.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 10, 2020, 11:33:28 am
Navan Road Mary will red line a border poll.FG dont want it FF as a republican party will have to agree .EU will table a mountain of cash to pay for unity .We do as we are told and welcome bowler hatted drummers to lead the Paddys Day parade every second year .1.5 million more unemployable s whos Children learn all about the Famine by learning the Words of Noreen Bawn in Irish in their Cross Comunity Community College on the peaceline .Election 2030 young Paisley and Foster and one of the Shankhill butchers grandkids get Ministers jobs as they go into Coalition With Fine Fein and the Transgender Alliance Party of the South as they dont field candidates in the Tyrone Armagh or Derry Constituencies as they are No Go areas .In the name of unity and understanding the Kennell Club will officially change the Colour of the Irish Red Setter to Orange Setter ..They will become firm favourites with the dog owning homeless and old men waiting to go into hospital for prostate surgery .A Bright new Dawn awaits provided flu dosent get us .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 10, 2020, 11:45:32 am
If this is true then why has the taxi thingey not informed drivers who work the Google ghetto ...Employees at the Irish offices of online recruiter Indeed have been told to work from home this week amid concerns that a staff member may have been exposed to the coronavirus.

The company, which employs more than 1,000 people locally, said one of its employees in Singapore who visited Dublin recently may have been exposed to the virus.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 10, 2020, 11:49:44 am
Mandatory Vax coming, John. Seeing as they had no test for anyone in Indo-China up until Friday....how the fuck can they have a vaccination? Anyways, Singapore is a Brit routing centre for proceeds of crime....just the Chinks getting one back for the lads in Wuhan.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 10, 2020, 02:17:41 pm
If this is true then why has the taxi thingey not informed drivers who work the Google ghetto ...Employees at the Irish offices of online recruiter Indeed have been told to work from home this week amid concerns that a staff member may have been exposed to the coronavirus.

The company, which employs more than 1,000 people locally, said one of its employees in Singapore who visited Dublin recently may have been exposed to the virus.
That could be nearly as bad as SF in Government .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 11, 2020, 09:06:02 am
By what i'm reading, they will be in Govt...who with? Fucking disaster if they hook up with mung-bean heads and People before Prophet. I'd say there's another collapse coming. Probably take them till Easter to agree on anything.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 11, 2020, 12:20:30 pm
They're planning the 3016 commemoration already!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 11, 2020, 05:58:06 pm
Mandatory Vax coming, John. Seeing as they had no test for anyone in Indo-China up until Friday....how the fuck can they have a vaccination? Anyways, Singapore is a Brit routing centre for proceeds of crime....just the Chinks getting one back for the lads in Wuhan.
Wuhan is as bad as the other.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: watty on February 11, 2020, 06:49:31 pm
BBC Q&A:  Coronavirus: Can it spread via door handles? And other questions (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-51176409)

tl;dr - Wash your hands...a lot!

And The Express 'newspaper' had this report so it must be true...  You know it's true when some or all of the words are written in UPPERCASE!

Coronavirus came from METEORITE which hit China last year - bombshell scientist claim (https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1240664/coronavirus-news-latest-china-origin-meteorite-scientists-health-warning-death-toll-latest)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 12, 2020, 09:49:36 am
Anybody dead yet from this fever .If your dead will you let us know .Indeed told their staff to stay home they might of come into contact with a dirty carrier but I drove by yeaterday and the security man was on reception Poor cunt must feel unloved nobody cares about him working in the dungeon of death .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 12, 2020, 11:47:26 am
The security man is more than likely not an employee of Indeed....so he can fuk off..but maybe Indeed should and maybe have informed the security company of their employees impending doom.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 12, 2020, 11:56:12 am
All those foreign staff in Indeed use lots of taxis to and from the Airport.How come we're not hearing of taxi drivers  being tested? Surely they didn't get the bus? Which is much worse.

I think they got the all-clear but nothing about the poor taxi driver.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2020, 11:57:35 am
There's plenty more where he came from... I guess.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 12, 2020, 12:03:11 pm
Dont be believin those people who tell ye you're a life saver when ye let them in your car of a pissy Sat night.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 12, 2020, 12:05:05 pm
An unaware infected taxi driver in one week could spread it to a hundred passengers(three hundred passengers for a Freenow ambassador scumbag).Then they in turn could infect thousands.Could be fun alright.

I think I'll just continue to self isolate myself for the rest of the month.At least until the painting is done.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2020, 12:08:27 pm
The painting would be done if you didn't spend 38% of your day typing shite on here.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 12, 2020, 12:15:37 pm
I'm two years late on the renovations.If I wasn't typing shite on here I'd have finished it by now.When I reach 5000 posts I'm gonna burn me phones.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 12, 2020, 12:17:41 pm
An unaware infected taxi driver in one week could spread it to a hundred passengers(three hundred passengers for a Freenow ambassador scumbag).Then they in turn could infect thousands.Could be fun alright.

I think I'll just continue to self isolate myself for the rest of the month.At least until the painting is done.

I posted in another place I was taken aback that the taxithingey never issued any instruction to drivers who may of picked up the infected fever spreader from Indeed not even a precautionary if you were working the Google Ghetto and feel sick contact your Doc as you say Merc one infected driver could decimate our trade with bad PR not to mention the contagion factor .Think the taxi thingey have been very lax with their protection of the industry by not issuing a precautionary directive .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 12, 2020, 12:19:13 pm
Are ye two years in that god forsaken place already?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2020, 12:23:04 pm
You could start building a shed when you reach 10,000...

NTA don't give a fuck about drivers or passengers. Once we're making money for Free Now they're all happy. Our cars go through test after test after test after test... Of the handful of drivers who contribute to this forum two have suffered recent heart attacks and at least another two (myself included) are heart attacks waiting to happen... I's only a matter of time before someone checks out behind the wheel and takes a few passengers and/or other motorists with him.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 12, 2020, 12:23:45 pm
I'm almost here three years Hal.I've only 13 months on me licence left so time to get stuck in for the new(er) car.Dont wanna borrow if I can help it.Gonna be a big mountain to climb.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2020, 12:26:28 pm
A leaf or a hybrid Corolla?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 12, 2020, 12:28:54 pm
^^^™10000 posts.That's a lot of bullshit.The ability is there but I'm not sure if it's fair on Ken.

Anyway I have a shed.It was here when I bought it.Small but it's concrete and damp.What else could I want.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2020, 12:33:52 pm
Have you an ensuite you could renovate? I'm supposed to be cleaning my car's interior today but it's very cold outside.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 12, 2020, 12:35:14 pm
A leaf or a hybrid Corolla?

That sounds too much like an investment!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 12, 2020, 12:35:38 pm
A leaf or a hybrid Corolla?

I can borrow for a leaf but it might limit my working hours if the economy tumbles.Also the NTA can ask for the grant back if your plate lapses.Sounds a bit risky but still an option.

Corolla too expensive without grants.

Secondhand Prius most likely or something more shit if I don't get the funds together.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2020, 12:37:42 pm
Do you have a view on Jap import Priuseyeses? Are all the bits really universal all around the world?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 12, 2020, 12:38:24 pm
I can borrow for a leaf

Don't!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 12, 2020, 12:40:33 pm
^^^^^Unfortunately no ensuite.Just one fancy bathroom.

Because I didn't get around to reinsulating the attic the paint I put on yesterday won't dry properly due to the cold attic.Loadabollix.


I think the Prius imports are mostly the same RC.Be careful though.They also use them as taxis in Japan so you could be buying someone else's used taxi.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2020, 12:41:59 pm
You're definitely overthinking that... get a cup of coffee and watch that paint dry!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 12, 2020, 12:46:57 pm
Should have insulated that attic first.....you'll never save money for that car if you're letting all that heat keep the frost off the roof tiles/slates.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 12, 2020, 12:51:02 pm
You're definitely overthinking that... get a cup of coffee and watch that paint dry!

Any frost or snow on the shed foundations Rodent or were you resting on the Good sofa that dosent look our onto the rear lawn .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2020, 12:52:30 pm
No, we had a bit of snow the other day but it didn't stick. I don't get out of bed early enough to see frost. The good sofa is for guests, the other one fits around me nicely.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 12, 2020, 12:58:13 pm
No, we had a bit of snow the other day but it didn't stick. I don't get out of bed early enough to see frost. The good sofa is for guests, the other one fits around me nicely.

How very hospitable bet Silver thought I would spell hospital of you offering the good sofa to guests it has the best view of the telly and you dont really notice the construction site .I have a carcass crease in my sofa where I recline but the other one is covered in dog hair and crisps .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2020, 01:01:26 pm
It only has the best view of the TV from a sitting position.... I'm generally horizontal on my sofa, it took a lot of effort mould it into shape.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 12, 2020, 01:05:41 pm
Im not being critical of how you Fong Shwated your sitting room but you cant see the front door from your supine position so you cant avoid answering when the likes of me and others come calling if you cant see them .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 12, 2020, 01:09:54 pm
Im not being critical of how you Fong Shwated your sitting room but you cant see the front door from your supine position so you cant avoid answering when the likes of me and others come calling if you cant see them .

But that too is advantageous as you can't see him as he ignores to answer the door knowing very well it's you!!

Fong Shwated= Feng Shui......for our guests!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 12, 2020, 01:42:23 pm
I'm often too lazy to answer the door if I'm not expecting anyone. Can't be arsed listening to blokes flogging electric, gas, phone, broadband, bin collection, blah, blah, blah. Best to phone if you want me to answer.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 12, 2020, 01:44:55 pm
Im not being critical of how you Fong Shwated your sitting room but you cant see the front door from your supine position so you cant avoid answering when the likes of me and others come calling if you cant see them .

But that too is advantageous as you can't see him as he ignores to answer the door knowing very well it's you!!

Fong Shwated= Feng Shui......for our guests!!


AH I knew Id catch you .You know Chinease you might have the Flu or be a potential spreader .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 12, 2020, 04:30:31 pm
Im not being critical of how you Fong Shwated your sitting room but you cant see the front door from your supine position so you cant avoid answering when the likes of me and others come calling if you cant see them .

But that too is advantageous as you can't see him as he ignores to answer the door knowing very well it's you!!

Fong Shwated= Feng Shui......for our guests!!
Thanks Hal.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 12, 2020, 05:01:16 pm
Im not being critical of how you Fong Shwated your sitting room but you cant see the front door from your supine position so you cant avoid answering when the likes of me and others come calling if you cant see them .

But that too is advantageous as you can't see him as he ignores to answer the door knowing very well it's you!!

Fong Shwated= Feng Shui......for our guests!!
Thanks Hal.

I think Ermy has the corona virus!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 13, 2020, 03:33:48 am
Numbers are creeping up....It won't  be long....yeah!  Yeah!..unless it snows in China...
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 13, 2020, 09:12:25 am
Health officials in Hubei said 242 people had died from the flu-like virus on Wednesday, the fastest rise in the daily count since the pathogen was identified in December. That took total deaths from the newly discovered virus to more than 1,350, all but two in China and most - about 1,310 - in Hubei.

240 dead from Flu in one day thats about the same amount would die in a n average plane crash .If your surname is Lee or Wong I would be worried .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 13, 2020, 10:31:45 am
Doctors in Thailand have the answer..........seems the virus is man-made if you believe that AIDS was synthetically formulated in a lab... 8)????

From The Thaiger newspaper:

When the patient tested positive, the doctors decided to administer Oseltamivir, an anti-flu drug used to treat the Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (Mers), together with Lopinavir and Ritonavir, commonly prescribed to HIV-positive patients.

“We checked and found that Mers patients were effectively treated with flu medications. Furthermore we added anti-retrovirals with great results. After 10 days of positive readings, the test finally came back negative 48 hours after administering the medications. The treatment, as well as the recovery, is fast.

“Other coronavirus patients will now be treated with the flu/anti-AIDS drug combination. Especially as this combination has proved to be effective on patients with serious symptoms.”
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 13, 2020, 11:30:41 am
You're a chronic addict, LL.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 13, 2020, 11:44:49 am
So they admit now they were counting them wrong...Figures are much higher with new count..
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 13, 2020, 11:48:00 am
So they admit now they were counting them wrong...Figures are much higher with new count..
[/quote

They were counting them WONG all other names were discounted .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 13, 2020, 08:07:38 pm
So they admit now they were counting them wrong...Figures are much higher with new count..
[/quote

They were counting them WONG all other names were discounted .

According to an online expert, laughter is the best medicine.

Any idea if he has contacted the W.H.O.? 8)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 13, 2020, 09:03:56 pm
So they admit now they were counting them wrong...Figures are much higher with new count..
[/quote

They were counting them WONG all other names were discounted .

According to an online expert, laughter is the best medicine.

Any idea if he has contacted the W.H.O.? 8)

Ah fuk....we won't get fooled again!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 13, 2020, 10:51:06 pm
Wong...again
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 14, 2020, 08:45:47 am
Anybody on here dead yet ?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 14, 2020, 08:53:43 am
I see Uber suspended a drivers account in the UK yesterday.The suspected infected person hopped in an Uber straight to the hospital.Considering she thought she might be infected you think she could have walked it.What a selfish fukker.

Kinda makes you think with the high dependency many Irish drivers have on 15%now if they suspended them they'd be barely able to make a crust.Vandriver would be handing back the rental.Scary stuff.

Also how many weeks wages are yis away from not paying your rent/bills.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 14, 2020, 10:03:49 am
I see Uber suspended a drivers account in the UK yesterday.The suspected infected person hopped in an Uber straight to the hospital.Considering she thought she might be infected you think she could have walked it.What a selfish fukker.

Kinda makes you think with the high dependency many Irish drivers have on 15%now if they suspended them they'd be barely able to make a crust.Vandriver would be handing back the rental.Scary stuff.

Also how many weeks wages are yis away from not paying your rent/bills.
Zero, seem to be a new bill pops up every month that was not accounted for.

Ah well I keep telling meself "I suppose there's alway's someone worse off then me."
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 14, 2020, 10:29:07 am
I'd say most of us earn just enough to stay ahead.A month or two off work could break us.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Tony on February 14, 2020, 10:49:16 am
A chap i know (china Tom) was telling me he basically cant get any work since the outbreak, if he accepts a mybollix job 9 times out of 10 the customer will cancel when they see his name and mug shot and if he wranks up people just look at him and pass him by and all his Chinese comrades are having the same problem. His words not mine.... Now i know how a trigger feels...
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 14, 2020, 11:00:00 am
A chap i know (china Tom) was telling me he basically cant get any work since the outbreak, if he accepts a mybollix job 9 times out of 10 the customer will cancel when they see his name and mug shot and if he wranks up people just look at him and pass him by and all his Chinese comrades are having the same problem. His words not mine.... Now i know how a trigger feels...
Lets hope and pray an "Irish Flu" dosen't take off or else were all fcuked
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Tony on February 14, 2020, 11:17:33 am
A chap i know (china Tom) was telling me he basically cant get any work since the outbreak, if he accepts a mybollix job 9 times out of 10 the customer will cancel when they see his name and mug shot and if he wranks up people just look at him and pass him by and all his Chinese comrades are having the same problem. His words not mine.... Now i know how a trigger feels...
Lets hope and pray an "Irish Flu" dosen't take off or else were all fcuked


It probably doesn't help the fact that i tell everyone to be careful with them as most of them go home after Christmas because January is so quite in the taxi game
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Tony on February 14, 2020, 11:18:36 am



A chap i know (china Tom) was telling me he basically cant get any work since the outbreak, if he accepts a mybollix job 9 times out of 10 the customer will cancel when they see his name and mug shot and if he wranks up people just look at him and pass him by and all his Chinese comrades are having the same problem. His words not mine.... Now i know how a trigger feels...
Lets hope and pray an "Irish Flu" dosen't take off or else were all fcuked


It probably doesn't help the fact that i tell everyone to be careful with them as most of them go home after Christmas because January is so quite in the taxi game


Trying harder is what its called
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 14, 2020, 11:36:03 am
The Chinese were on the news last night complaining about discrimination.

I'd say if we get a couple of cases in Dublin all taxis and other places of high contact will be avoided.It won't matter where you're from.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 14, 2020, 12:38:19 pm
The Chinese were on the news last night complaining about discrimination.

I'd say if we get a couple of cases in Dublin all taxis and other places of high contact will be avoided.It won't matter where you're from.
Is it still safe to vist the China TakeAways ?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 14, 2020, 12:55:13 pm
Wouldn't bother me.I'd say many of the Chinese people living here haven't seen China since they arrived in a truck twenty years ago.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 14, 2020, 12:58:19 pm
Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?

A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Tony on February 14, 2020, 01:07:08 pm
Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?

A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

 rofl

At last a funny joke
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 14, 2020, 01:16:43 pm
Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?

A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

 rofl

At last a funny joke
Thank you T Bag, I'm sure you'll like this one also:

My mate just asked me if he could put a teabag in my mouth and fill me with boiling water.

He must think I'm some kind of mug
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 14, 2020, 01:23:28 pm
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Tony on February 14, 2020, 01:44:50 pm
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

Even his kids dont like him  rofl
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 14, 2020, 01:49:17 pm
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

Even his kids dont like him  rofl

OK , must try harder :

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 year's.

The Hitman says "I'll shoot her just below her left tit"

The old man replies " I want her dead not fcuking kneecapped!"
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Tony on February 14, 2020, 01:56:14 pm
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

Even his kids dont like him  rofl

OK , must try harder :

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 year's.

The Hitman says "I'll shoot her just below her left tit"

The old man replies " I want her dead not fcuking kneecapped!"

Thats an old one ffs
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 14, 2020, 01:58:18 pm
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

Even his kids dont like him  rofl

OK , must try harder :

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 year's.

The Hitman says "I'll shoot her just below her left tit"

The old man replies " I want her dead not fcuking kneecapped!"

Thats an old one ffs
Give us a break , I'm nearly 62 FFS
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 14, 2020, 02:01:07 pm
Hehe....i do like that one!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Tony on February 14, 2020, 02:25:33 pm
The Mrs just called...
She said 3 of the girls in work just got flowers, they are absolutely gorgeous.

I said
That’s probably why they got them then.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 14, 2020, 02:30:25 pm
The Mrs just called...
She said 3 of the girls in work just got flowers, they are absolutely gorgeous.

I said
That’s probably why they got them then.
I hope thats a joke for your sake
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 14, 2020, 02:41:27 pm
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

Even his kids dont like him  rofl

OK , must try harder :

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 year's.

The Hitman says "I'll shoot her just below her left tit"

The old man replies " I want her dead not fcuking kneecapped!"

Thats an old one ffs
Give us a break , I'm nearly 62 FFS
Keep that up and I might just stop posting my hilarious jokes !
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Tony on February 14, 2020, 04:34:25 pm
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

Even his kids dont like him  rofl

OK , must try harder :

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 year's.

The Hitman says "I'll shoot her just below her left tit"

The old man replies " I want her dead not fcuking kneecapped!"

Thats an old one ffs
Give us a break , I'm nearly 62 FFS
Keep that up and I might just stop posting my hilarious jokes !


Is that a promise?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 14, 2020, 05:16:35 pm
I think he thinks he's threatening us!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Bob Shillin on February 14, 2020, 05:54:13 pm
Anybody on here dead yet ?
People dyin' now who never died before.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 16, 2020, 10:07:16 pm
I think he thinks he's threatening us!!
Only JOkin
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Belker on February 17, 2020, 03:13:29 am
Last question at a auld fella's pub quiz last night....
 
And the final question to win the 200Euro Prize is;
'Take Thats' first album consisted of four words,
the First Two words were "Take That", so what were the second Two ?

There was a long pause then an auld lad at the back shouts;
Was it, "Ya Cunt"...!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 17, 2020, 08:24:42 am
Monday Morning did anybody ring in dead yet?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 17, 2020, 09:02:08 am
Last question at a auld fella's pub quiz last night....
 
And the final question to win the 200Euro Prize is;
'Take Thats' first album consisted of four words,
the First Two words were "Take That", so what were the second Two ?

There was a long pause then an auld lad at the back shouts;
Was it, "Ya Cunt"...!!
Super  rofl
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 17, 2020, 11:29:52 am
Why is it called Carona...virus?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 17, 2020, 12:11:44 pm
Why is it called Carona...virus?
Because the only known cure is a slice of lime in the Gob
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 17, 2020, 06:41:59 pm
Why is it called Carona...virus?
Because the spots look like a solar Corona/Crown.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 18, 2020, 01:23:07 am
Are his  telling fibs
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 24, 2020, 09:24:03 am
Big Dommos oldest sisters younger sister sells Flags in town to people on Paddys Day .She was saying that she was talking to her big sister who also sells flags on Paddys Day and that she was worried the Parade might be cancelled because of the Corona Virus .Big Dommos sisters cousins aunties friend has a Pen Pal in Italy and she has stopped writing letters in case she posts the Virus .Milan Cancelled Football Matches and Fashion Shows ,is there really any chance the Parade could be cancelled she wanted to Know ,so I said I would ask the Experts .So what do you think ?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 24, 2020, 09:27:02 am
It should be if they are serious about containing the problem.......bu when did vested interests ever let "fear" get in the way of business. Paddy is a thick, ignorant cunt at the best of times....Lowry and Healy-Raes prove this assertion every election.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 24, 2020, 09:50:31 am
I told Dommos Sister to tell her other sister what you said Lip .Now she wants to know would it be alright to go to Macaries for a one and one or a batterburger or should she avoid business run by Italians .Her friends mothers best friend and next door neighbour wont ring the Chinaman for Curry and chips for her fellas tea since the fever started in China .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 24, 2020, 10:16:51 am
I told Dommos Sister to tell her other sister what you said Lip .Now she wants to know would it be alright to go to Macaries for a one and one or a batterburger or should she avoid business run by Italians .Her friends mothers best friend and next door neighbour wont ring the Chinaman for Curry and chips for her fellas tea since the fever started in China .

Probebly be OK if she eats them with gloves on.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 24, 2020, 10:27:56 am
I told Dommos Sister to tell her other sister what you said Lip .Now she wants to know would it be alright to go to Macaries for a one and one or a batterburger or should she avoid business run by Italians .Her friends mothers best friend and next door neighbour wont ring the Chinaman for Curry and chips for her fellas tea since the fever started in China .

I tink me next door neigbour across the street is half Chinese half Italian half Russian I tink she said one nite
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 24, 2020, 10:40:23 am
I told Dommos Sister to tell her other sister what you said Lip .Now she wants to know would it be alright to go to Macaries for a one and one or a batterburger or should she avoid business run by Italians .Her friends mothers best friend and next door neighbour wont ring the Chinaman for Curry and chips for her fellas tea since the fever started in China .

I tink me next door neigbour across the street is half Chinese half Italian half Russian I tink she said one nite

If she sneezes your fucked then .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 24, 2020, 11:21:24 am
Quote from: Octavia1 link=topic=11365.msg134749#msg134749

I tink me next door neigbour across the street is half Chinese half Italian half Russian I tink she said one nite
[/quote

So she's three halves.....sounds hot!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 24, 2020, 11:32:28 am
Quote from: Octavia1 link=topic=11365.msg134749#msg134749

I tink me next door neigbour across the street is half Chinese half Italian half Russian I tink she said one nite
[/quote

So she's three halves.....sounds hot!!

Your a Philistine Hal Occie the Artist was employing Picassoesque interpretations on the Mysterious Woman who lives across the road .What we were being informed of was that Occi has had his head turned from her next door to her next door across the Road .Sort of Kafksesque tormented by his desires and at the same time striving for the approval of his Insanity Peers to follow his Bliss and engage with this new Love of his Life .Deep down in his Physic Occie depicting this lady as tri halfic is a manifestation of the barrier that exists in his emotional compass with regard to her next door what has a telly and found Scanty Panties under his bed .Tread carefully in your comments about Occies new lady friend dont kill of the early buds of romance and destroy the flower of Love .
Title: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 24, 2020, 11:36:41 am
The left wing pinko liberals would love to cancel the Paddy's Day parade once it doesn't effect the gender bender rainbow faggot gay bohs skipping down the road in the summer.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 24, 2020, 12:35:52 pm
The left wing pinko liberals would love to cancel the Paddy's Day parade once it doesn't effect the gender bender rainbow faggot gay bohs skipping down the road in the summer.
Are bohs fans Gay ?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 24, 2020, 12:38:12 pm
Some are... I think Watty posted a lovely picture of them taking part in one of the pride parades under a "Gay Bohs" banner.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 24, 2020, 02:27:06 pm
Ah Dalyer...say it's not so!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 24, 2020, 03:54:18 pm
Quote from: Octavia1 link=topic=11365.msg134749#msg134749

I tink me next door neigbour across the street is half Chinese half Italian half Russian I tink she said one nite
[/quote

So she's three halves.....sounds hot!!

Your a Philistine Hal Occie the Artist was employing Picassoesque interpretations on the Mysterious Woman who lives across the road .What we were being informed of was that Occi has had his head turned from her next door to her next door across the Road .Sort of Kafksesque tormented by his desires and at the same time striving for the approval of his Insanity Peers to follow his Bliss and engage with this new Love of his Life .Deep down in his Physic Occie depicting this lady as tri halfic is a manifestation of the barrier that exists in his emotional compass with regard to her next door what has a telly and found Scanty Panties under his bed .Tread carefully in your comments about Occies new lady friend dont kill of the early buds of romance and destroy the flower of Love .
..

Naa johnny shes too old ....her son is one me best mates bit younger than me ...was havin few pints wit him last nite ....his nickname is "after spunk " on account of his two brothers are successful businessmen and after spunk cleans windows on his push bike and hes a ugly cnut
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 24, 2020, 04:08:27 pm
Yis thought I was pulling your peckers saying the Paddys Day Parade might be halted .Big Dommos Brothers Sons sisters fella is trying to sell flags before the next Irish Rugby Match against Italy but Mario from the Chipper has a Brother who has a sister who was going to come over for the Match but Now she said she might not be allowed leave Italy .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 24, 2020, 04:15:47 pm
Yis thought I was pulling your peckers saying the Paddys Day Parade might be halted .Big Dommos Brothers Sons sisters fella is trying to sell flags before the next Irish Rugby Match against Italy but Mario from the Chipper has a Brother who has a sister who was going to come over for the Match but Now she said she might not be allowed leave Italy .

Nobody eatin out of the chippers now ....an all fraid of the chinese takeaways sales is down 70% the chinese blokes wer saying on joe Duffy....if there an outbreak in india .......
Half of fukin Dublin is goin to starve
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 24, 2020, 05:02:03 pm
I wonder could you get a grant to turn all the dead flu people into fertalizer most of the flooded land in Ireland and Britain will have all the good nutrients and potash washed away by the Floods .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 24, 2020, 07:05:59 pm
Prepare to meet ..   thy...waneses..doom.  ..
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 24, 2020, 09:06:41 pm
The  virus scare is all bout money....cant quite figure it out but 50,000 people die every day from heart attacks but they wont shut down McDonald's do they .....ide say the chinese is tryin to slow down the world economy so the rest world borrow more money off them and they can buy up more land abroad.....theve hundreds of trillion dollors stored up an recession means they can buy ( invade) more land at rock bottom prices .....reaction to Donald's trumps tariffs.....
Yu cant be up to them ching Chong chinamans ......smartest
Cnut on the planet ....tink they own half of Africa now and a third of Australia.......probably offaly aswell .......
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 24, 2020, 09:20:37 pm
The  virus scare is all bout money....cant quite figure it out but 50,000 people die every day from heart attacks but they wont shut down McDonald's do they .....ide say the chinese is tryin to slow down the world economy so the rest world borrow more money off them and they can buy up more land abroad.....theve hundreds of trillion dollors stored up an recession means they can buy ( invade) more land at rock bottom prices .....reaction to Donald's trumps tariffs.....
Yu cant be up to them ching Chong chinamans ......smartest
Cnut on the planet ....tink they own half of Africa now and a third of Australia.......probably offaly aswell .......


And there you have it as I said some lads on here are cleverer than University Professors .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 24, 2020, 10:18:51 pm
The  virus scare is all bout money....cant quite figure it out but 50,000 people die every day from heart attacks but they wont shut down McDonald's do they .....ide say the chinese is tryin to slow down the world economy so the rest world borrow more money off them and they can buy up more land abroad.....theve hundreds of trillion dollors stored up an recession means they can buy ( invade) more land at rock bottom prices .....reaction to Donald's trumps tariffs.....
Yu cant be up to them ching Chong chinamans ......smartest
Cnut on the planet ....tink they own half of Africa now and a third of Australia.......probably offaly aswell .......


And there you have it as I said some lads on here are cleverer than University Professors .

Wah  ???
Price gold has gone up 100 dollars an ounce in a week johnny ....since they announce the Italian is snuffin it
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 24, 2020, 10:19:12 pm
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-investors-run-for-cover-on-fears-of-covid-19-pandemic-11941960
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 24, 2020, 10:31:08 pm
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-07-08/central-banks-gold-rush-gathers-pace-as-pboc-hoard-swells-again (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-07-08/central-banks-gold-rush-gathers-pace-as-pboc-hoard-swells-again)
I wonder johnny
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 24, 2020, 10:58:21 pm
Occi more people died in road traffic accidents in the same time they invented the China Flu .Yet Tesla share price has soared .After the Financial Crash the EU wrote bonds to bail out European Banks The UK wrote Bonds to bail out their banks .The USA did the same .Now is the slight of hand Nobody in Europe had cash to buy cheap shit so the Arabs and China cashed in same in The UK but what the Yanks did was convince their big businesses to borrow the worthless bonds for no interest and buy their own shares that made the Stockmarket boom and America looks like it is booming but when the Yank tries to cash out he will realize he bought A BOTTLE OF SMOKE .take the top off and it is empty .The Chinaman bought land bricks and mortar not spending his coin on worthless Share Certificates .What you are watching with this Virus is an attack on the World markets by somebody (China ) who are not invested in it .Look at todays plunge in the Markets and wait till Cletus and Wanita decide to cash out before their savings go down the Shitter .Trump is forcing the Fed to pump money free of interest into the system so the Big investors will stay invested but watch the lot collapse when Berkshire Hathaway or Carl Ican decide to head for the Exit .The end Game can only be War between the USA and China for World Supremacy America no longer rule the Financial world and the danger is trust in the Dollar collapses .Luckily we dont need to bother about Macro Economics all we need is milk and bread money .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 24, 2020, 11:23:56 pm
Here’s where markets settled at the close:

S&P 500 (^GSPC): -3.35%, or -111.86 points to 3,225.89

Dow (^DJI): -3.56%, or -1,031.40 points to 27,961.01

Nasdaq (^IXIC): -3.71%, or -355.31 points to 9,221.28

Crude oil (CL=F): -3.95% or -$2.11 to 51.27

Gold (GC=F): +0.73% or $12.00 to 1,660.80
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 24, 2020, 11:34:22 pm
Ryanair dropped 10 percent since last week wen the 8o sumtin pizza eater snuffed it ...its all fukin madness....hate that Cheltenham have to look at o'Leary on the owlones telly while she runs down an puts the bets on for me...
We all been hoodwinked...another orchestrated recession to make the rich richer an the poor lose ther trousers....
Apparently the chinese have 4  huge bio laboratories in wuhan experiment on biological weapons....the cnutin ting was made in a test tube I reckon....bring the whole world down an give the American it up the curnel Sanders back passage.....its as plain as the big nose on me face....
The love of me life told me me nose was too big ...did I tell yu? Fussy cnut she was
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 24, 2020, 11:40:26 pm
Your fucked big nose snorting in that oul virus if it kills ye i give the Rat a mass card to stick on the box before Frankie burns ya .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 24, 2020, 11:45:55 pm
Your fucked big nose snorting in that oul virus if it kills ye i give the Rat a mass card to stick on the box before Frankie burns ya .

https://www.irishtimes.com/business/china-has-been-buying-irish-should-we-be-worried-1.3605484 (https://www.irishtimes.com/business/china-has-been-buying-irish-should-we-be-worried-1.3605484)

Me ma said wen I was born one of the nurses fainted an the doctor roarded jesus christ on account of the size of me Mickey.....me nose an ears are getting bigger wit age an now me Mickey is startin to look proportional thank fuk ....
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 25, 2020, 12:01:29 am
The system we live in is one big Ponzi scheme and Pyramid system.Shares are just a Ponzi scheme...Global warming and Corona are used to jump the markets and obtain gains...Its all a joke of a system...that is now out of control because of the continuing expansion of capitalism .. - ..-..-
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 25, 2020, 12:21:09 am
The system we live in is one big Ponzi scheme and Pyramid system.Shares are just a Ponzi scheme...Global warming and Corona are used to jump the markets and obtain gains...Its all a joke of a system...that is now out of control because of the continuing expansion of capitalism .. - ..-..-

Of course it is You buy a share in Google you are paying 100 times earnings per share so it will take them 100 years to actually earn the value you paid for it .Or you can buy shares in UBER who never made a profit or Tesla who never made a profit .Who says a cup of Gold is worth more than a cup of water ask a man in the desert which he would prefer .Do you really think Boeing cant build a passenger plane or are the engines needed for American War planes  for the upcomming war with China or Russia .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 25, 2020, 07:39:35 am
They're buying up dear old Eire..............they'll make a right go of it.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 25, 2020, 11:18:25 am
https://www.rte.ie/news/world/2020/0225/1117427-coronavirus/ (https://www.rte.ie/news/world/2020/0225/1117427-coronavirus/)

Quote " the church agreed to give the names of all its 200,000 members to the government  ??? :-\ :-X
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 25, 2020, 11:22:12 am
https://www.msn.com/en-ie/news/world/1000-tourists-are-quarantined-at-tenerife-hotel-popular-with-british-families-after-italian-holidaymaker-tested-positive-for-coronavirus/ar-BB10mkUn?li=BBr5KbJ (https://www.msn.com/en-ie/news/world/1000-tourists-are-quarantined-at-tenerife-hotel-popular-with-british-families-after-italian-holidaymaker-tested-positive-for-coronavirus/ar-BB10mkUn?li=BBr5KbJ)

Time to get a Mask
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 25, 2020, 11:25:28 am
A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.
-
Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? Are you still coughing?”
-
The patient replies: “No. I’m afraid to.”
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 25, 2020, 11:27:06 am
There's a specific grade of mask...don't just buy the cheapest one in Woodies.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 25, 2020, 11:28:52 am
There's a specific grade of mask...don't just buy the cheapest one in Woodies.
So probebly the chemist is the best place to go, might be advisable to get them now, I'd say they going to start moving very quickly
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 25, 2020, 11:33:20 am
I think they have to be N95 grade whatever that is. I doubt the chemist have them but imagine the dirt of it after a week.Best buy a couple of hundred. You'd make a fortune reselling them to the oul gits in the Kesh.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 25, 2020, 11:38:43 am
Oh and the World health organisation say a vaccine is 18 months away.Could be very busy or very quiet.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 25, 2020, 11:57:56 am
Also I was on the Screwfix website for the crack and they've already restricted each customer to 5 masks per person.It won't be long before was out of bread and milk in the Shops.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 25, 2020, 11:58:36 am
Masks wont stop you getting it...Big run on free disposable gloves at K Circle ...allegedly....
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 25, 2020, 11:58:48 am
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-investors-run-for-cover-on-fears-of-covid-19-pandemic-11941960

More people caught cold and Hotel in Tenerieff closed but look at the Dow Jones Opening forcast .Things are getting worst so the Stockmarket MUST DROP mustnt it ?

https://markets.businessinsider.com/index/dow_jones
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 25, 2020, 12:01:52 pm
Theres no Brennans sliced pan left in Tesco Ballybrack....Its starting....FFS
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 25, 2020, 12:05:00 pm
Theres no Brennans sliced pan left in Tesco Ballybrack....Its starting....FFS

Must be Dole day in the Brack ?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 25, 2020, 01:17:55 pm
I went to me doctor he said yu have to buy the mask with the one way exhale valve because otherwise yur breath is full of water an wen yu exhale the ordinary mask yu see the ching Chong chinaman wearing gets damp after about a minute an actually acts as a magnet to the virus cause its warm an damp  an yur more susceptible than if yu dont wear the cnutin ting ......
Order this on Ebay 50 quid
(https://i.postimg.cc/k2jRWkFf/41-MZDQZFxq-L-AC-SY400.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/k2jRWkFf)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 25, 2020, 01:19:52 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/rKsN3Cnn/R24524-L.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/rKsN3Cnn)
Sorry wrong forum ....I mean  this one
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 25, 2020, 01:23:33 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/r0CL6Lmk/s-l400.png) (https://postimg.cc/r0CL6Lmk)


This one is useless
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 25, 2020, 01:29:11 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/G41VC5W3/41kn-Bh-LX4v-L-AC-SY400.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/G41VC5W3)


For the OCD in yur life
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 25, 2020, 01:30:24 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/nXPmmynp/s-l400.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/nXPmmynp)


Not sure how this one works ...but ide luv to find out
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 25, 2020, 03:24:39 pm


- A group of 25 to 30 Secondary School children, from Maynooth, have just returned from a skiing holiday in Italy.
- The group stopped off for a meal in one of the Italian Towns that were subsequently shutdown by the Italian authorities less than 24 hours later.
- Upon arrival in Dublin, despite identifying themselves as a potential risk, they were NOT examined or screened and were released on their way.
- Several parents that have expressed concern over possible exposure to the COVID-19 have been told to stay quiet.
- Not one member of the group was advised to self isolate and are free to move amongst the North Kildare community.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 25, 2020, 03:27:36 pm
I'd be more concerned about the folks in the airport that traveled in different directions that will be impossible to track.

Less than a month to Paddy's day...this could mess up the parade and tourists coming in.

I wonder if you catch the virus can you catch it again a month later or does your body build up immunity.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 25, 2020, 04:02:15 pm
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-investors-run-for-cover-on-fears-of-covid-19-pandemic-11941960

More people caught cold and Hotel in Tenerieff closed but look at the Dow Jones Opening forcast .Things are getting worst so the Stockmarket MUST DROP mustnt it ?

https://markets.businessinsider.com/index/dow_jones


Bollox is dropping out of the Stockmarket again .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 25, 2020, 04:19:06 pm
I'd be more concerned about the folks in the airport that traveled in different directions that will be impossible to track.

Less than a month to Paddy's day...this could mess up the parade and tourists coming in.

I wonder if you catch the virus can you catch it again a month later or does your body build up immunity.


Dont say anything you will be accused of scaremongering .Two trillion Dollars worth of Value written off world stockmarkets by scaremongers .Most people dont know their pension funds are invested in the Stock markets. Insurance Companies are the biggest investors .Any stock market losses by them will be passed on in Premiums .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 25, 2020, 04:54:28 pm
Austria - a local authority health spokeswoman said there were two cases in the Tyrol region
Spain - healthy ministry confirmed a woman in Barcelona who went to northern Italy recently has tested positive
Switzerland - government confirmed the country's first case
Croatia - prime minister confirmed the country's first case
Italy - governor of Sicily announced a woman on the island was diagnosed with the illness



It's most likely already in ireland ....takes two weeks for symptoms to manifest themselves .....
I wouldnt like to be one them owlfellas working the airport with one foot in the grave already wit diabetes,  high blood pressure and hemoroidel clusters in ther pants .....
I'm predicting first death in ireland  be a taxi drivers.....
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 25, 2020, 05:30:54 pm
Is Simple Simon still in charge?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 25, 2020, 06:02:24 pm
Occi Nobody has issued any information on what are the symptoms ,so how would you know if you were affected ?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 25, 2020, 07:32:54 pm
Occi Nobody has issued any information on what are the symptoms ,so how would you know if you were affected ?

Its flu johnny .....like sars , h1n1,  bird flu, swine flu  , uniflu flu one two flu .like all the rest them that wer supposed to wipe out mankind ..... meanwhile 3000 children die in afrika every day from malaria alone but fuk all bout that in the newspapers.....
Tink the chinese made 40 billion out of gold bullion alone during the sars outbreak...or was it 50 billion cant remember now ...gas cnuts
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 25, 2020, 07:36:17 pm
THE GOVERNMENT WILL be recommending that the Ireland – Italy Six Nations Game does not go ahead due to ongoing fears over the coronavirus, Health Minister Simon Harris has said.

Speaking on RTÉ One’s Six One News, he said it was the “very clear view” of the National Public Health Emergency Team that the game should not go ahead in the interests of public safety.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 25, 2020, 07:41:03 pm
Big Dommos oldest sisters younger sister sells Flags in town to people on Paddys Day .She was saying that she was talking to her big sister who also sells flags on Paddys Day and that she was worried the Parade might be cancelled because of the Corona Virus .Big Dommos sisters cousins aunties friend has a Pen Pal in Italy and she has stopped writing letters in case she posts the Virus .Milan Cancelled Football Matches and Fashion Shows ,is there really any chance the Parade could be cancelled she wanted to Know ,so I said I would ask the Experts .So what do you think ?


AND you think Im Mad .Some taxi drivers you know the type stupit cunts who got the taxi plate while the sister got the gaff think this shit wont effect them or their earnings .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 25, 2020, 07:43:58 pm
We should be allowed to voluntarily infect ourselves.Take two weeks off to self isolate then no masks or any other messing.

Probably sounds mad but after a few areas are closed off and the parade is cancelled it will sound like a good idea.Imagine if they closed the pubs and other meeting areas..Mass suicides everywhere.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 25, 2020, 07:48:03 pm
Guinness Storehouse?My hen works for Guinness and she was given Hygien instructions and notice to inform if she is unwell .Its a FUCKING DISCRACE after Indeed sent staff home that the taxithingey never issued any instructions to us .You would think they would be looking at sick pay for infected drivers to keep us off the roads and not infecting others .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 25, 2020, 07:51:41 pm
What about all the concerts?I'm not wearing a fukkin mask to Guns and Roses in Marley Park.It wouldn't match me leather waistcoat!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 25, 2020, 07:54:12 pm
Occi Nobody has issued any information on what are the symptoms ,so how would you know if you were affected ?
https://www2.hse.ie/conditions/coronavirus/advice-for-healthcare-professionals.html
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 25, 2020, 08:02:05 pm
Occi Nobody has issued any information on what are the symptoms ,so how would you know if you were affected ?
https://www2.hse.ie/conditions/coronavirus/advice-for-healthcare-professionals.html


Same instructions for giving head .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 25, 2020, 08:19:00 pm
The 6 nations is cancelled apparently......its already impacting yur income now ...an nobody even has the cnutin ting ( as far as we know)
I tell ya wat " coff " " sniff" ......
Wen ther  is declared cases in Ireland......
SWITCH TO DAY WORK....." coff" " sneeze"
Nobody be going out to the pub or restaurant.....but they wont want to use the bus or Luis or dart during the day goin to work ......on account they be afraid of ther shite travelling wit all the infected cnuts .....
We cud be on to a winner I reckon....
But night work on its knees already wit immigrants wheelies....will be absolutely aniliated " coff" " sneeze "
...sorry ...bit of a cold on me
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 25, 2020, 08:23:28 pm
Now my extended Christmas holidays are looking like a mistake.Ah well first day back tomorrow.Maybe..
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 25, 2020, 08:26:16 pm
Do you remember the good old days, erm... the school skiing holidays were such a bind.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 25, 2020, 08:27:24 pm
Look on the bright side...all they lick arse ambassadors are much more likely to get it cause they double the passangers we do .....hope the bastards die in agony ...coff sniff
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 25, 2020, 08:29:13 pm
Haven't worked since last Monday... resuming work on the ensuite drove me to drink.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 25, 2020, 08:34:12 pm
I logged back into the app today to see if many were still working it and this is what I saw...

(https://i.postimg.cc/D46bYcFS/Screenshot-20200225-160857.png) (https://postimg.cc/D46bYcFS)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: markmiwurdz on February 25, 2020, 08:50:07 pm
THE GOVERNMENT WILL be recommending that the Ireland – Italy Six Nations Game does not go ahead due to ongoing fears over the coronavirus, Health Minister Simon Harris has said.

Speaking on RTÉ One’s Six One News, he said it was the “very clear view” of the National Public Health Emergency Team that the game should not go ahead in the interests of public safety.

Surely the Italian fans will already have plane tickets and accommodation booked and will come here..... egg chasing or no egg chasing.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 25, 2020, 08:55:15 pm
THE GOVERNMENT WILL be recommending that the Ireland – Italy Six Nations Game does not go ahead due to ongoing fears over the coronavirus, Health Minister Simon Harris has said.

Speaking on RTÉ One’s Six One News, he said it was the “very clear view” of the National Public Health Emergency Team that the game should not go ahead in the interests of public safety.

Surely the Italian fans will already have plane tickets and accommodation booked and will come here..... egg chasing or no egg chasing.

It off ...just announce on radio's.....
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 25, 2020, 08:56:48 pm
https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2020/0225/1117449-europe-coronavirus/ (https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2020/0225/1117449-europe-coronavirus/)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 25, 2020, 08:57:59 pm
Cough,, sniff
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 25, 2020, 09:54:06 pm
Let them play in an empty stadium and just televise the game.
Just like a provincial Gaelic game! 8)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 25, 2020, 10:04:18 pm
 rofl rofl
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 25, 2020, 10:44:19 pm


- A group of 25 to 30 Secondary School children, from Maynooth, have just returned from a skiing holiday in Italy.
- The group stopped off for a meal in one of the Italian Towns that were subsequently shutdown by the Italian authorities less than 24 hours later.
- Upon arrival in Dublin, despite identifying themselves as a potential risk, they were NOT examined or screened and were released on their way.
- Several parents that have expressed concern over possible exposure to the COVID-19 have been told to stay quiet.
- Not one member of the group was advised to self isolate and are free to move amongst the North Kildare community.

In a post on its social media page, a spokesperson for Maynooth Community College said: "Reports circulating on social media stating that our students were on school tour in Italy last week are false and blatantly untrue."
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 25, 2020, 11:43:42 pm
https://www.independent.ie/world-news/coronavirus/coronavirus-cork-school-urges-parents-to-monitor-children-who-attended-northern-italy-tour-38991314.html (https://www.independent.ie/world-news/coronavirus/coronavirus-cork-school-urges-parents-to-monitor-children-who-attended-northern-italy-tour-38991314.html)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 26, 2020, 12:12:38 am
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-investors-run-for-cover-on-fears-of-covid-19-pandemic-11941960

More people caught cold and Hotel in Tenerieff closed but look at the Dow Jones Opening forcast .Things are getting worst so the Stockmarket MUST DROP mustnt it ?

https://markets.businessinsider.com/index/dow_jones


Got a nice earner Today .The markets were up 150 points pre open the spread was 50 points off last nights close + the opening so you could bet If the market went up over 200 points you get paid for every point equal to your stake or if the market falls more than 50 points below Mondays close you get paid for every point it drops equal to your stake .It dropped 870 points so I won 820 times my stake .Im watching for the first case of China Flu in Ireland .If there is one the American Pharma Industry will take a huge hit and the stock market will head south and if Bernie Saunders wins the next Primary the thing could crash it might be an opportunity to make coin .Amazing how Americans dont watch whats happening out side of America in what universe could things be getting worse but the stockmarket be getting better .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 26, 2020, 06:00:59 am
Is this Flu thing all a scam ? The World Stock markets are Down over 10% this week .Things are worse today than they were yesterday so the Stockmarkets SHOULD continue to Fall .But Im going to bet they rise especially the USA as China now steps in and buys up anything that is cheap just to let Donny T know who is in charge .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Belker on February 26, 2020, 09:29:27 am
THE GOVERNMENT WILL be recommending that the Ireland – Italy Six Nations Game does not go ahead due to ongoing fears over the coronavirus, Health Minister Simon Harris has said.
Speaking on RTÉ One’s Six One News, he said it was the “very clear view” of the National Public Health Emergency Team that the game should not go ahead in the interests of public safety.
Surely the Italian fans will already have plane tickets and accommodation booked and will come here..... egg chasing or no egg chasing.
It off ...just announce on radio's.....
No, it's not.... Yet !
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 26, 2020, 09:36:08 am
How can you ban the Rugby but still go ahead with the Paddys Parade ?Dont think many Rugby Fans would give a fuck missing an Italy game .Shane Ross the non Minister minister will be in charge of this mess ..he Is Minister for Sport and Tourism and on the Dole .Fucking Banana at its best .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 26, 2020, 09:49:28 am
Is this Flu thing all a scam ? The World Stock markets are Down over 10% this week .Things are worse today than they were yesterday so the Stockmarkets SHOULD continue to Fall .But Im going to bet they rise especially the USA as China now steps in and buys up anything that is cheap just to let Donny T know who is in charge .

At one stage about 7oc this morning the Dow was down 250 points on pre opening .Now watch the Chinaman buy up all the cheap shit .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 26, 2020, 10:16:25 am
https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-investors-run-for-cover-on-fears-of-covid-19-pandemic-11941960

More people caught cold and Hotel in Tenerieff closed but look at the Dow Jones Opening forcast .Things are getting worst so the Stockmarket MUST DROP mustnt it ?

https://markets.businessinsider.com/index/dow_jones


Got a nice earner Today .The markets were up 150 points pre open the spread was 50 points off last nights close + the opening so you could bet If the market went up over 200 points you get paid for every point equal to your stake or if the market falls more than 50 points below Mondays close you get paid for every point it drops equal to your stake .It dropped 870 points so I won 820 times my stake .Im watching for the first case of China Flu in Ireland .If there is one the American Pharma Industry will take a huge hit and the stock market will head south and if Bernie Saunders wins the next Primary the thing could crash it might be an opportunity to make coin .Amazing how Americans dont watch whats happening out side of America in what universe could things be getting worse but the stockmarket be getting better .

Jennings an masseys johnny .....cutist cnuts in ireland .....frankie drivin hearse on a steady earner aswell .....even if a pandemic plaugue apocalypse hit the world ther income goes up not down.....ya cant  be up to the cute cnuts .....do yu reckon frankie is part ching chong chinaman  ???
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 26, 2020, 10:19:27 am
Occi will the French who have the disease stop their Game with Ireland .If they dont Paddy will travel and bring back the fever to this Green and Pleasant Banana probably .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 26, 2020, 10:35:39 am
You can buy shares on Revolut if you wanna gamble a bit more.I think there's even a couple of Gold mining companies there too on the US exchange.

As a test I bought 50 quid worth of Tesla shares on it back in November then Tesla tripled in value since then. Unfortunately, I cashed out with a 25cent profit two days later.Warren Buffet watch yer back.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 26, 2020, 10:44:39 am
Im in a trading Club we have been up loads and wiped out .Day trading is insane .Yesterday the market was up 150 points pre open we decided it would drop so we bet 2 dollars a point for every point it dropped minus the margin we won 2 bucks it dropped 820 points -the margin .This morning it was down 250 points so we decided to buy the market betting it will actually go up .If you believe this China Cold is nothing serious then stocks are cheap the Chinaman will mop them up but if you think the Cough will last and spread then Apple wont sell phones .Tesla wont sell cars earnings will be down and the Stockmarket will crash .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 26, 2020, 10:47:13 am
But don't forget the share prices have been rising for the last two years.So far it's not a panic but it probably will be soon.Glad I don't understand it enough to gamble me billions.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 26, 2020, 10:50:20 am
But don't forget the share prices have been rising for the last two years.So far it's not a panic but it probably will be soon.Glad I don't understand it enough to gamble me billions.

Today could be phycological If the market drops 10% below its peak then a lot of robots start selling .That is why we are betting it goes up big investors cant let it crash .

Most traders dissagree with us ....Global stocks tumbled on Wednesday as fears of the novel coronavirus escalating into a worldwide pandemic rattled markets.
The virus — which originated in the Chinese city of Wuhan and causes a flu-like disease called COVID-19 — has infected more than 80,000 people, killed at least 2,700, and spread to around 40 countries. ...

Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 26, 2020, 11:39:27 am
https://www.rte.ie/news/business/2020/0226/1117642-diageo-warns-of-virus-impact/ (https://www.rte.ie/news/business/2020/0226/1117642-diageo-warns-of-virus-impact/)

Have yu ever noticed that the wasters that live on the dole an in paddy powers an the pub dont get sick.....
All tru the winter they goin from paddy power to pub an they never ever go missin or anything.....an they always have a big mop of hair an skinny no beer belly or nuttin
....no exercise an eatin chips twice a day an they never get sick .....an the local doctor is found in the park wit his joggers on an earphones listenning to Mozart on lyric fm snuffed it wit a heart attack at 45 or dies  rapid rare cancer .....
Have yu ever noticed  ???

Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 26, 2020, 05:49:53 pm
I worked with a guy who was a alcoholic.He never got sick..His inside were 100%alcohol...so there was no room for viruses..He said I will only get sick once...when I die...He was right...
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 26, 2020, 06:35:55 pm
When you think about it they use 100% alcohol to wash your hand in the hospital to kill germs.Keeping yourself permanently pickled in gargle must be a good thing for some people.

Just thinking Daly and Tony are two lads who say they don't drink but both have heart issues.Must be a link.Daly is probably a muzzie though..
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 26, 2020, 08:56:01 pm
I worked with a guy who was a alcoholic.He never got sick..His inside were 100%alcohol...so there was no room for viruses..He said I will only get sick once...when I die...He was right...
There's 100% proof if needed.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 26, 2020, 11:45:07 pm
Big Dommos Sisters other sisters ,Sisters best mate married a Fella she met in the Savoy in 1975 at a Bruce Lee film he was from China .She divorced him a few years ago but they are still good mates .He rang her today to see if her friends ,friends who lives in Saggart was in quarintine ,he recons with four murders in a month by thirty something year old women that if it was China thirty year old women wouldnt be allowed out doors .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on February 27, 2020, 02:33:07 am
I worked with a guy who was a alcoholic.He never got sick..His inside were 100%alcohol...so there was no room for viruses..He said I will only get sick once...when I die...He was right...
it's all fun and games until your liver or pancreas explodes one day.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 27, 2020, 02:14:58 pm
https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2020/0227/1117879-coronavirus-ireland/ (https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2020/0227/1117879-coronavirus-ireland/)

No tourists this yer if this red herring is kept up.....
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 27, 2020, 02:25:36 pm
Will we lose the Euro soccer matches ?That should be enough to bankrupt the FAI .For those who really care BREXIT is the real issue .Boris has wiped his arse with Leo .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 27, 2020, 02:46:52 pm
If the crisis keeps up and these expert groups continue to convene...there's gonna be a bigger crisis......stocks of bourbon creams will be depleted to catastrophic levels!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 27, 2020, 02:58:51 pm
If the crisis keeps up and these expert groups continue to convene...there's gonna be a bigger crisis......stocks of bourbon creams will be depleted to catastrophic levels!!

Look whats happened so far and NOBODY has even sneezed .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 27, 2020, 03:07:36 pm
If the crisis keeps up and these expert groups continue to convene...there's gonna be a bigger crisis......stocks of bourbon creams will be depleted to catastrophic levels!!

Look whats happened so far and NOBODY has even sneezed .

All i'm hearin is nothing......they cancel a rugby game but not the Italian fans travelling here...which they will,they'll still gather in large groups...not in the Aviva but the pubs of Temple Bar of a weekend....sure we'll be grand,
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: markmiwurdz on February 27, 2020, 07:37:29 pm
If the crisis keeps up and these expert groups continue to convene...there's gonna be a bigger crisis......stocks of bourbon creams will be depleted to catastrophic levels!!

Look whats happened so far and NOBODY has even sneezed .

All i'm hearin is nothing......they cancel a rugby game but not the Italian fans travelling here...which they will,they'll still gather in large groups...not in the Aviva but the pubs of Temple Bar of a weekend....sure we'll be grand,

There might be a shortage of cabs that weekend.... ::fuck ::fuck
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 27, 2020, 08:23:00 pm
case in the north Probably a Protestant !
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 27, 2020, 08:24:44 pm
case in the north Probably a Protestant !

But travelled through Dublin airport from Italy....what could go wrong!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 27, 2020, 09:09:55 pm
case in the north Probably a Protestant !

But travelled through Dublin airport from Italy....what could go wrong!!

Thank good for BREXIT its in the British part of the island
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 27, 2020, 10:37:43 pm
The Latest is all flights at John Lennon Airport are grounded.


Imagine all the people.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Bob Shillin on February 28, 2020, 01:48:45 am
The Latest is all flights at John Lennon Airport are grounded.


Imagine all the people.
Get Back... to where you once belonged.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 28, 2020, 08:57:28 am
The Latest is all flights at John Lennon Airport are grounded.


Imagine all the people.


HELP I got a ticket to Ride ,
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 28, 2020, 09:12:26 am
Hans Zimmer is playing the NCH.........supported by The Frames.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 28, 2020, 11:30:45 am
If this takes off and people start panicking...the world will be flocked...It will be bigger than a Brennans bread issue...No sanitizer gel in Tesco or Supervalu... No more poking at the arsey then....Yuck....
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 28, 2020, 12:07:42 pm
Big Dommos sister was down getting her pension this morning and Nancy behind the counter asked are you not afraid of the China Cold "Will ya fuck off Cold  you are more likley to bump into a Girl with a neck tattoo than somebody with dat disease and the Cunt with the tattoo might rob your pension money some tramp robbed me shopping trolley from outside last week "
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on February 28, 2020, 12:10:18 pm
Indeed. Where'd we be without a weekly dose of pent-up fear, anger and anxiety.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 28, 2020, 12:21:53 pm
Now that the Dirty Disease is in the Country would it be a good idea to have a Doctor as a Taoiseach .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 28, 2020, 12:32:38 pm
Taoiseach maybe, Dept of Health definitely not, too much vested interest.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on February 28, 2020, 12:36:23 pm
Taoiseach maybe, Dept of Health definitely not, too much vested interest.

Are you self isolating now after going to the Darts that was not abandoned or are you just going to carry on carrying on transporting fevered passengers to the other rugby matches that were not called off .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 28, 2020, 12:37:28 pm
Going down the bog for a pint tonight, not sure about tomorrow.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 28, 2020, 01:04:19 pm
So...he was ridin his dog....sure it's all the rage with them foreigners!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 28, 2020, 01:05:37 pm
Damn immigrants...
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on February 28, 2020, 01:44:24 pm
More bad news from China :

A, 诶, ēi. B, 比, bǐ. C, 西, xī. D, 迪, dí. E, 伊, yī. F, 艾弗, ài fú. G, 吉, jí. H, 艾尺, ài chǐ. I, 艾, ài. J, 杰, jié. K, 开, kāi. L, 艾勒, ài lè. M, 艾马, ài mǎ. N, 艾娜, ài nà. O, 哦, ó.

if I hear any more I'll let you know
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on February 28, 2020, 02:02:21 pm
Gardai...are looking into the case
(https://i.postimg.cc/qztfTRNH/IMG-20200228-WA0001.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/qztfTRNH)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 28, 2020, 02:30:53 pm
More bad news from China :

A, 诶, ēi. B, 比, bǐ. C, 西, xī. D, 迪, dí. E, 伊, yī. F, 艾弗, ài fú. G, 吉, jí. H, 艾尺, ài chǐ. I, 艾, ài. J, 杰, jié. K, 开, kāi. L, 艾勒, ài lè. M, 艾马, ài mǎ. N, 艾娜, ài nà. O, 哦, ó.

if I hear any more I'll let you kno6w

Yur grammar is appalling....and you dont use paragraphs....
Very annoying
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 28, 2020, 02:31:22 pm
Gardai...are looking into the case
(https://i.postimg.cc/qztfTRNH/IMG-20200228-WA0001.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/qztfTRNH)
rofl
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 28, 2020, 02:35:49 pm
More bad news from China :

A, 诶, ēi. B, 比, bǐ. C, 西, xī. D, 迪, dí. E, 伊, yī. F, 艾弗, ài fú. G, 吉, jí. H, 艾尺, ài chǐ. I, 艾, ài. J, 杰, jié. K, 开, kāi. L, 艾勒, ài lè. M, 艾马, ài mǎ. N, 艾娜, ài nà. O, 哦, ó.

if I hear any more I'll let you kno6w

Yur grammar is appalling....and you dont use paragraphs....
Very annoying

I hope you're not reading it from the beginning!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 28, 2020, 08:09:56 pm
More bad news from China :

A, 诶, ēi. B, 比, bǐ. C, 西, xī. D, 迪, dí. E, 伊, yī. F, 艾弗, ài fú. G, 吉, jí. H, 艾尺, ài chǐ. I, 艾, ài. J, 杰, jié. K, 开, kāi. L, 艾勒, ài lè. M, 艾马, ài mǎ. N, 艾娜, ài nà. O, 哦, ó.

if I hear any more I'll let you know
I just don't understand it!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 28, 2020, 08:50:05 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/kVXzn5pF/20200228-204202.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/kVXzn5pF)


€50 euro unopened bottle of anti virus gel
...kills 99.9 percent of all viruses dead ...
wit refreshing aloe vera juice

For delivery or collection...
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Bob Shillin on February 28, 2020, 09:07:41 pm
Have to pick up regular private clients at DAP tonight... coming in from Tenerife.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 29, 2020, 03:54:11 am
Have to pick up regular private clients at DAP tonight... coming in from Tenerife.

Dress up in a full hazmat suit and stand in the arrivals hall with their name on a bit of cardboard....see how that goes down!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: markmiwurdz on February 29, 2020, 09:22:56 am
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/02/28/trump-south-carolina-rally-coronavirus-118269 (https://www.politico.com/news/2020/02/28/trump-south-carolina-rally-coronavirus-118269)

Donny T says the Coronavirus is a hoax...
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 29, 2020, 12:04:16 pm
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/02/28/trump-south-carolina-rally-coronavirus-118269 (https://www.politico.com/news/2020/02/28/trump-south-carolina-rally-coronavirus-118269)

Donny T says the Coronavirus is a hoax...

The man is a genius and completely correct .....
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 29, 2020, 12:48:05 pm
Jus seen an owlone walking down Collins ave  wit a mask on her  rofl rofl rofl rofl
Copy cnut
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on February 29, 2020, 12:55:50 pm
https://www.facebook.com/1457014619/posts/10216546065031578/ (https://www.facebook.com/1457014619/posts/10216546065031578/)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on February 29, 2020, 03:25:16 pm
https://youtu.be/k9wxA4_YGOw
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on February 29, 2020, 03:35:24 pm
I'd rather be a victim of the virus than listen to that cunt talking!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on March 01, 2020, 09:25:24 pm
Close contact means either:

face-to-face contact
spending more than 15 minutes within 2 metres of an infected person
living in the same house as an infected person


still no advice from the taxi whatsit .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on March 01, 2020, 11:21:33 pm
Why would they be giving advice to self employed people?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on March 02, 2020, 07:03:00 am
Why would they be giving advice to self employed people?

Are we self employed Hal or Self Deluded ?They say where you can work ,How long you can work ,what type of vehicle you can work how much you can charge for your work .Read the internet or media you would  be confused as to how to react .There are many drivers in this industry who dont read the papers or listen to radio who might be confused especially with the definition of close contact .Why do you think the taxithingey should not issue advice to their LICENCED operatives they issue instructions for everything else we do .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: dalymount on March 02, 2020, 09:13:56 am
Well the fukin radio companies not only give advice to drivers ,but they give instructions to yis,and yis dont mind listening to that,hows that for undermining what self employed means
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on March 02, 2020, 09:18:11 am
Would you ever get off here Dollymount with your health if you caught a computer virus you could be fucked ,you need to self isolate and stay away from keyboards .Some of the Gobshites on here dont realize how important it would be for the Taxithingey to instruct us to withdraw from work if we were sick .As we would be acting on advice from our Licencing Authority we might qualify for some sort of welfare or subsistence payment .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: dalymount on March 02, 2020, 09:38:01 am
I totally agree that the taxiwhatit should have a roll in advising in matters of concern to drivers,after all taxi drivers are more vulnerable to this ,and many other diseses .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on March 02, 2020, 10:20:52 am
10.19 am hearing a whisper that a board of management meeting is taking place in a school in Clondalkin over a kid with a cold .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 02, 2020, 10:46:36 am
Serious bolloxology like this just fuelling panic.......

https://www.thejournal.ie/greece-and-turkey-refugees-5029203-Mar2020/ (https://www.thejournal.ie/greece-and-turkey-refugees-5029203-Mar2020/)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on March 02, 2020, 11:10:58 am
Big Dommos Granny lived to be over 100 she lived in a tennement building shared the toilet with 43 other people slept with her 5 sisters in a piss soaked bed .Lived through Polio ,Measels ,TB scares  two world wars .Had 19 children of her own lived with a man who regularly broke her nose or ribs .If FB or Twitter wasent around we would of never heard of the China Cold .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Cool Boola on March 02, 2020, 11:21:12 am
I hope that the money grabbing  Hotels are offering ...money back to the Italians who booked for the rugby next weekend..We should get a better picture of risk spread in Ireland...following  the visit of Italians who will travel because they have paid for it...
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on March 02, 2020, 11:24:15 am
Is the Pope still sick .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 02, 2020, 11:26:00 am
Can't blame FB or Twitter when you have a shower of scumbags not releasing the name of the school involved in the "cold" outbreak. People living in the time of the Bubonic Plague managed to stay informed by word of mouth....the message hasn't changed, just the mode of delivery. This relation of yours reminds me of Dell-Boy's mum, John......she didn't half say a lot on 'er deathbed.

Nah, the Pope is hiding underground....
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: dalymount on March 02, 2020, 11:31:26 am
Listen,I have a fukin cold at the moment,and a cough with it.but im not going running to the doctor over it
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on March 02, 2020, 11:36:22 am
Listen,I have a fukin cold at the moment,and a cough with it.but im not going running to the doctor over it

You running  rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 02, 2020, 11:55:52 am
Go to your G.P. and prepare to be sent to a hospital to queue with every filth-bag from here to Middle-Earth.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: dalymount on March 02, 2020, 12:02:49 pm
Not a chance.at 65-lids a pop you think I should go to him to be told go home and take a couplr of paracetimols
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on March 02, 2020, 12:06:20 pm
Not a chance.at 65-lids a pop you think I should go to him to be told go home and take a couplr of paracetimols


you need Lucosade and a hot water bottle .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on March 02, 2020, 12:08:40 pm
Can't blame FB or Twitter when you have a shower of scumbags not releasing the name of the school involved in the "cold" outbreak. People living in the time of the Bubonic Plague managed to stay informed by word of mouth....the message hasn't changed, just the mode of delivery. This relation of yours reminds me of Dell-Boy's mum, John......she didn't half say a lot on 'er deathbed.

Nah, the Pope is hiding underground....

Big Dommo is a collective consciousness Lip .A man of few words but extreme wisdom .He states the Blatantly Bleeding Obvious to the masses .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 02, 2020, 12:09:26 pm
Alan Kelly wants a rent freeze.....this is when the shit will be flung non-stop at confused people scared shitless of little "Kai" or "Emilia" being caught at ground zero when the boogie man sneezes or coughs in their general direction...
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on March 02, 2020, 12:13:07 pm
Alan Kelly wants a rent freeze.....this is when the shit will be flung non-stop at confused people scared shitless of little "Kai" or "Emilia" being caught at ground zero when the boogie man sneezes or coughs in their general direction...

The fella on the end with the Black Cap is the Spitting image of Sharon Muddymans next door neighbors brother sheep .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 02, 2020, 12:15:54 pm
Dudley Ramsbottom is the chap's name in question....Mayo half-back circa 1950.... before the curse.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on March 02, 2020, 02:11:18 pm
Alan Kelly wants a rent freeze.....this is when the shit will be flung non-stop at confused people scared shitless of little "Kai" or "Emilia" being caught at ground zero when the boogie man sneezes or coughs in their general direction...

Wat the fuk are them sheep doin to them farmers ???
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on March 02, 2020, 02:20:21 pm
Me nephew works in a hotel in Wicklow got dragged into an ambulance yesterday and sprayed by men in hazchem an masks.....3 customers takin away by ambulance with fever ....I asked him was it the  salmon  mousse......he said they all shitein themselves
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on March 02, 2020, 02:35:57 pm
Me nephew works in a hotel in Wicklow got dragged into an ambulance yesterday and sprayed by men in hazchem an masks.....3 customers takin away by ambulance with fever ....I asked him was it the  salmon  mousse......he said they all shitein themselves
School board of management  still sitting in Clondalkin ???????????
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on March 02, 2020, 03:07:12 pm
Me nephew works in a hotel in Wicklow got dragged into an ambulance yesterday and sprayed by men in hazchem an masks.....3 customers takin away by ambulance with fever ....I asked him was it the  salmon  mousse......he said they all shitein themselves
School board of management  still sitting in Clondalkin ???????????

No I mean literally shitein themselves.....one of the symptons
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on March 02, 2020, 04:15:47 pm
Me nephew works in a hotel in Wicklow got dragged into an ambulance yesterday and sprayed by men in hazchem an masks.....3 customers takin away by ambulance with fever ....I asked him was it the  salmon  mousse......he said they all shitein themselves

You have siblings Octy......have they not disowned you yet?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on March 02, 2020, 05:03:12 pm
Me nephew works in a hotel in Wicklow got dragged into an ambulance yesterday and sprayed by men in hazchem an masks.....3 customers takin away by ambulance with fever ....I asked him was it the  salmon  mousse......he said they all shitein themselves

You have siblings Octy......have they not disowned you yet?

Dont yu oppress me ..... 
big bully
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on March 02, 2020, 05:10:29 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/WFM7n78X/20200302-165849.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/WFM7n78X)

I got me anti carona virus kit today ....complete wit
His an hers face  masks
 2 pairs of latex Rubber gloves
Wipes
 an sanitizin lubricant gel .

Wasnt exactly wat I ordered ....but till do the job
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on March 02, 2020, 05:19:37 pm
Did ye get condoms.....ah sure ye don't need them.....#hugitout.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on March 02, 2020, 05:26:13 pm
Just seen another African lad with a surgical mask on in town.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: dalymount on March 02, 2020, 06:00:41 pm
If this thing becomes widespread as expected,as taxi drivers most of us will get infected considering the job we do.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on March 02, 2020, 06:11:02 pm
Just seen another African lad with a surgical mask on in town.

Thers nuttin .......absolutely nuttin on this earth as frightening .....
as a smart black fellow ::)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on March 02, 2020, 06:29:33 pm
Just seen another African lad with a surgical mask on in town.

Thers nuttin .......absolutely nuttin on this earth as frightening .....
as a smart black fellow ::)

Unless he's wearin a full hazmat suit.....he's only lookin stupid......it gets in through the eyes!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on March 02, 2020, 07:31:05 pm
Here ya go LL:


(https://i.postimg.cc/Mng4qW7Q/received-201130201124628.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Mng4qW7Q)
Apparently the possible First Female Taoiseach 's children attend.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 03, 2020, 07:24:07 am
Knew the school in question was it alright....when did that one go all "mixed"? Used to be a girl's only school.........Last time I was at a do in Na Fianna I found out it had been sabotaged by the metrosexual brigade. Not too far from my old haunts as a nipper.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 03, 2020, 07:52:37 am
They keep revealing their hand................soooo transparent...........


https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/02/exclusive-dirty-banknotes-may-spreading-coronavirus-world-health/ (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/02/exclusive-dirty-banknotes-may-spreading-coronavirus-world-health/)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on March 03, 2020, 08:02:38 am
They keep revealing their hand................soooo transparent...........


https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/02/exclusive-dirty-banknotes-may-spreading-coronavirus-world-health/ (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/02/exclusive-dirty-banknotes-may-spreading-coronavirus-world-health/)
Fckn banks stoop to an all time low, anything to get us contactless
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on March 03, 2020, 01:12:52 pm
https://theconversation.com/worried-about-your-child-getting-coronavirus-heres-what-you-need-to-know-131909

Apparently kids are spreading it cause most them dont show any symptoms or mild symptom if yu to believe this.....so dont talk to yur kids .....
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: silverbullet on March 03, 2020, 08:10:43 pm
https://theconversation.com/worried-about-your-child-getting-coronavirus-heres-what-you-need-to-know-131909

Apparently kids are spreading it cause most them dont show any symptoms or mild symptom if yu to believe this.....so dont talk to yur kids .....
If the elderly die off the young will inherit their estate.
Beats living Inn the box bedroom til they're fourty five.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on March 03, 2020, 09:17:33 pm
https://theconversation.com/worried-about-your-child-getting-coronavirus-heres-what-you-need-to-know-131909

Apparently kids are spreading it cause most them dont show any symptoms or mild symptom if yu to believe this.....so dont talk to yur kids .....
If the elderly die off the young will inherit their estate.
Beats living Inn the box bedroom til they're fourty five.

I'd say Ermys family are hoping for the worst outcome.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on March 04, 2020, 12:42:54 am
I told yis ....its an economic attack....virus was manufactured
An released to damage the the American economy before the election an get rid of trump....the chinese can survive antin now gazillion dollors in warehouses saved up ....the American is printing gazillion every day ....
The chinese plan to make the world chinese controlled by 2050....an the trump genius told them heed sanctions the cnuts an he did ...an now the squinties wont play tennis anymore ...they wont hit the ball back....game over......america burns ...an the chimney chin chin sits it out an watches the dumb Americanpublic attack trump cause they in recession an cant pay ther Bill's an eatin pot noodles again....cant be up to the cnuts ....as ya say johnny ...." get a gun"
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on March 04, 2020, 07:52:30 am
I told yis ....its an economic attack....virus was manufactured
An released to damage the the American economy before the election an get rid of trump....the chinese can survive antin now gazillion dollors in warehouses saved up ....the American is printing gazillion every day ....
The chinese plan to make the world chinese controlled by 2050....an the trump genius told them heed sanctions the cnuts an he did ...an now the squinties wont play tennis anymore ...they wont hit the ball back....game over......america burns ...an the chimney chin chin sits it out an watches the dumb Americanpublic attack trump cause they in recession an cant pay ther Bill's an eatin pot noodles again....cant be up to the cnuts ....as ya say johnny ...." get a gun"

I posted the exact same thing Occi .Donny T putting tarriffs on Fu Man Chue cant fight back with soldiers as it would go Nuclear cant launch a computer virus as the Yank will track that so launch a human virus in your own back yard nobody going to say you did it beliberatly !!!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 04, 2020, 08:04:58 am
https://theconversation.com/worried-about-your-child-getting-coronavirus-heres-what-you-need-to-know-131909 (https://theconversation.com/worried-about-your-child-getting-coronavirus-heres-what-you-need-to-know-131909)

Apparently kids are spreading it cause most them dont show any symptoms or mild symptom if yu to believe this.....so dont talk to yur kids .....
If the elderly die off the young will inherit their estate.
Beats living Inn the box bedroom til they're fourty five.

Not the way the Flu works though......Spanish Flu killed mainly young, healthy people. The second wave of the virus was devastating..

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/why-did-1918-flu-kill-so-many-otherwise-healthy-young-adults-180967178/ (https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/why-did-1918-flu-kill-so-many-otherwise-healthy-young-adults-180967178/)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 04, 2020, 08:08:06 am
Young healthy males from Eurasia and Africa have been relocated to replace your kids lads, so don't be worrying about your fictional pensions. That Eurasian nurse and nurse's aid will move in with you and feed you salt and sugar until your kidneys and liver turn to mush.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on March 04, 2020, 08:40:00 am
I told yis ....its an economic attack....virus was manufactured
An released to damage the the American economy before the election an get rid of trump....the chinese can survive antin now gazillion dollors in warehouses saved up ....the American is printing gazillion every day ....
The chinese plan to make the world chinese controlled by 2050....an the trump genius told them heed sanctions the cnuts an he did ...an now the squinties wont play tennis anymore ...they wont hit the ball back....game over......america burns ...an the chimney chin chin sits it out an watches the dumb Americanpublic attack trump cause they in recession an cant pay ther Bill's an eatin pot noodles again....cant be up to the cnuts ....as ya say johnny ...." get a gun"

I posted the exact same thing Occi .Donny T putting tarriffs on Fu Man Chue cant fight back with soldiers as it would go Nuclear cant launch a computer virus as the Yank will track that so launch a human virus in your own back yard nobody going to say you did it beliberatly !!!!

Exactly johnny an fairplay ye wide awakes....
Not only that but theyll be  hoovering  up gazillions dollors in bargains stock indices an commodities .....
Owlone yesterday exitin me vehicle   ..I sneezed as she was puttin her leg out ....the cnut looked at me an fuked her handbag an shopping out all over the pavement in her haste to get away ....nearly fell over herself she did taut I was going give her the " sneeze of death " ...poor cnut is brainwashed terrified ......was funny at the time ....laughed me arse off all the way back inta town then started to realised how fukin brainwashing brilliant the chinese military is so far advanced an acute cnut that I think wer all ready fuked .....hitler was a primative cnut goin in wit tanks an planes an shit but the chinaman is goin take his time an do it slowly an surely from the inside out like the zombie snail parasite
wormhttps://youtu.be/LGyvlt_b3is ..
...the final takeover heel be have in us all waving little china flags all brainwashed to hand it all over to the cnut ...heel even brainwashed us to murder our own kids then heel harvest our kidneys an feed the rest to the hogs to feed his own spawn .........mark me words like a nostrodamus predictions ....ya cany be up to them cnuts ...dont be eatin that shite in the take away neither ....ther all fukin agents ....probably poison us all with gick turn us zombified dopey concillitary passive types like that wer married to an owld haggling bat cnut for 40 years and does wat wer told ...... ::fight
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on March 04, 2020, 08:46:34 am
Young healthy males from Eurasia and Africa have been relocated to replace your kids lads, so don't be worrying about your fictional pensions. That Eurasian nurse and nurse's aid will move in with you and feed you salt and sugar until your kidneys and liver turn to mush.
I taut yur burd was a yung Philippines nurse lipp ? Be careful
they  Chinese operatives workin for them ....Kim Jung Jong is in wit the chinese aswell ....remember two Philippinos or Indonesian ( squintys) killed his half brother for him the chinese did .....hes on a promise aswell ....heel probably build a mansion in conamara wen we all exterminated
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on March 04, 2020, 08:53:33 am
Every animal knows you do not shit where you sleep except man .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on March 04, 2020, 09:15:35 am
Occi look at the stock markets they are ponzy schemes pieces of paper sold to fools .Imagine you own a million shares in Apple you wouldnt be allowed into the staff toilet in one of their shops even though you own part of it .The China man will rule the world because he focuses on the finishing line not being the first to lead .I have been telling lads you get a better return on your coin from the bookies than the banks or stockmarkets .Here is an example Dublin are 1/100 to beat Wicklow in the Football no chance of losing or buy a US government bond paying 1% provided the US dosent start a war and get wiped out or just start a war .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: mercenary for hire on March 04, 2020, 09:24:33 am
Any good news today lads?
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 04, 2020, 09:29:45 am
Young healthy males from Eurasia and Africa have been relocated to replace your kids lads, so don't be worrying about your fictional pensions. That Eurasian nurse and nurse's aid will move in with you and feed you salt and sugar until your kidneys and liver turn to mush.
I taut yur burd was a yung Philippines nurse lipp ? Be careful
they  Chinese operatives workin for them ....Kim Jung Jong is in wit the chinese aswell ....remember two Philippinos or Indonesian ( squintys) killed his half brother for him the chinese did .....hes on a promise aswell ....heel probably build a mansion in conamara wen we all exterminated

She's 38 Octy....not so young, and I know what she is and what she came from. She'd eat me if she was starving.......Irish women taught me a thing or 2 about the female of the species and I thank them for it every day. There's 3 Nurses living with me Octy...all under the age of 40 and all would sell my kidneys for a green card......sex and companionship is all a man can ever expect. I've no kids and won't be having them now...........PAWS and Dogs Trust will be getting everything I have when I go....I expect to be found dead in bed from a cleverly planned insulin overdose which is undetectable after 12 hrs..........and no, I'm not a diabetic.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on March 04, 2020, 09:30:47 am
Any good news today lads?

Yep Billy and Katie are on the piss in Dublin .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: stonethecrows on March 04, 2020, 09:56:07 am
Young healthy males from Eurasia and Africa have been relocated to replace your kids lads, so don't be worrying about your fictional pensions. That Eurasian nurse and nurse's aid will move in with you and feed you salt and sugar until your kidneys and liver turn to mush.
I taut yur burd was a yung Philippines nurse lipp ? Be careful
they  Chinese operatives workin for them ....Kim Jung Jong is in wit the chinese aswell ....remember two Philippinos or Indonesian ( squintys) killed his half brother for him the chinese did .....hes on a promise aswell ....heel probably build a mansion in conamara wen we all exterminated
You could always leave a bit to your favorite E-Collegues on here

She's 38 Octy....not so young, and I know what she is and what she came from. She'd eat me if she was starving.......Irish women taught me a thing or 2 about the female of the species and I thank them for it every day. There's 3 Nurses living with me Octy...all under the age of 40 and all would sell my kidneys for a green card......sex and companionship is all a man can ever expect. I've no kids and won't be having them now...........PAWS and Dogs Trust will be getting everything I have when I go....I expect to be found dead in bed from a cleverly planned insulin overdose which is undetectable after 12 hrs..........and no, I'm not a diabetic.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 04, 2020, 09:57:22 am
Occi look at the stock markets they are ponzy schemes pieces of paper sold to fools .Imagine you own a million shares in Apple you wouldnt be allowed into the staff toilet in one of their shops even though you own part of it .The China man will rule the world because he focuses on the finishing line not being the first to lead .I have been telling lads you get a better return on your coin from the bookies than the banks or stockmarkets .Here is an example Dublin are 1/100 to beat Wicklow in the Football no chance of losing or buy a US government bond paying 1% provided the US dosent start a war and get wiped out or just start a war .


If you have a spare 90 mins, Johnny boy.........give this a lash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np_ylvc8Zj8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np_ylvc8Zj8)
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on March 04, 2020, 10:21:48 am
Lip I posted here Brexit is a Currency war .Banks in Europe ECB in USA Fed and Britain Treasuries are full of paper notional Bonds all worthless as the issuers cannot redeem them as they dony have the coin .The Yanks were clever they got Business to Borrow the Bonds and buy back their own Stock on the Markets then use those stock shares to Guarentee the Loan its called Corporate Debt .But in Euro[e the EU they had the Fiscal treaty which prevented Governments from borrowing to spend on Roads and Housing that would be National Debt that would of turned the letting on bonds into real tradeable debt that could be traded in the markets .

The Brits got the Hump when the Frogs and the Krauts said .We are a moral Union and will not sell weapons to the Likes of India,Pakistan,Saudi all of the So called Rogue states .They did this not because they hate these states they did it because the British Trade with them .The idea was to prevent the British from cashing out their letting on bonds into the real world by selling arms to India or Pakistan and loaning them the money to buy thereby turning letting on money into National Debt owed by Pakistan or India to British banks .The Euro is a Ponzy scheme the idea now is for European Countries to spend Big on Infrastructure like .Childrens hospitals ,Refurbish Schools .Rural Internet .Cork Bypass you getting the picture and borrow these pretend bonds and turn them into National Debt to pay for it and save the Banks .Problem is Germany cant Spend as ALL their spare coin is propping up Deutcha Bank the bank that makes Anglo in Dublin look as safe as Fort Knox .Its a Currency war and the Brits are Clever people going to Get revenge on us for fucking with them in 1916 they know the EU was a collective when it implodes and the Euro crashes then the other non euro currencies would be responsible for the collectives debt under the Masstrict Treaty .Dont be minding the Shite about foreigners ,Our Laws or control of the money as in the few notes Britain pays The EU .Its about the Currency and Trade without trade the UK cannot get the Letting on bonds out into the Markets .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 04, 2020, 10:27:08 am
What price was Buster Douglas when he beat Tyson in Tokyo? Might throw a few quid on Wickla to bate the Dubs so.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on March 04, 2020, 12:51:59 pm
Any  that insulin left over lip . ???....I'm dealing wit a few  of them middle aged females at the moment and if they keep this shit up theyll  end up in the European court of human rights ....
In my experience theres only 2 types of irish women......ther either nurse ratchet .....or sinead o Connor....
either way it's the reason our national emblem the harp was taken off a pint of alcohol.......and our usual last act is hangin out the attic .......or wrapping ourselves round a lamppost in our car turnin us into a sloppy sardine sandwich ....

I envy yu wit a bird with a semi heart an knows her place in the world
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on March 04, 2020, 12:58:18 pm
Any good news today lads?
>:(

No
No good news merc ......
Wer all bein brainwashed.....doom and gloom ....
.virisus bubonic plague flu goin kill us all .....fukin raining for 4 months....fuknow puttin 15% commission.......a piece iceberg broke off last week the size of Norway.....
Fianna fowl fukin scum goin be back in government wit fukin fianna gowl .....two bastards talkin a load of shite now instead of just the one .......
Wats ther to be happy about



 >:(
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 04, 2020, 01:14:21 pm
Afraid the insulin isn't mine, Octy....nurses have access to it....that was my point. It sends the heart into shock if too much is in the bloodstream. High blood pressure in most men is caused by high insulin levels trying to deal with the sugar in alcohol that the body can't break down. Anyway, was driving past Erins Isle GAA earlier with Spotify pounding out some best hits of the 80's.........Ghost-town by The Specials came on and it stayed in me head all the way towards The Liffey Valley off the M50....hated the song when it was out, but sort of rings true now what they were on about. I've been buying cheap jars of petroleum jelly to stick up me nose when the big, big Billy Ray Cyrus is released after the Combat 18 one. Vaseline stops all germs if you can stick your nasal passage looking like someone space-docked on your visage.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on March 04, 2020, 01:24:22 pm
Afraid the insulin isn't mine, Octy....nurses have access to it....that was my point. It sends the heart into shock if too much is in the bloodstream. High blood pressure in most men is caused by high insulin levels trying to deal with the sugar in alcohol that the body can't break down. Anyway, was driving past Erins Isle GAA earlier with Spotify pounding out some best hits of the 80's.........Ghost-town by The Specials came on and it stayed in me head all the way towards The Liffey Valley off the M50....hated the song when it was out, but sort of rings true now what they were on about. I've been buying cheap jars of petroleum jelly to stick up me nose when the big, big Billy Ray Cyrus is released after the Combat 18 one. Vaseline stops all germs if you can stick your nasal passage looking like someone space-docked on your visage.

Ye me mate asked me to collect his brother's tings from his flat one nite .....apparently he did the insulin injection or stopped takin the shite or sumtin .....anyway popped his own clogs .....she fuked him out the house an he was found a week later in a hell hole bedsit with a letter from her solicitor cnut to sign here please ...the house an half his pension an half his wages or else they wer goin haul him tru the courts for his alcoholism an perceived domestic violence gambling habits ,his temper tantrums an mood swings an his watching porno movies an shouting at the kids .....
Funny ting was I new him well ........nicest bloke yu cud meet wudnt hurt a fly ......
Funny that int it   :(
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 04, 2020, 01:27:19 pm
No...if you want to know who's in control of you.....just ask yourself who you're not allowed criticise....anything with a growler...anyways.........we're all her to fund someone else's plans.....Love the Yiddish/Jewish expression..........When man makes plans, God laughs his bollocks off....
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 04, 2020, 01:40:53 pm
John.......I found out earlier that The Dubs are playing Westmeath and not Wickla.......in Tullamore @ the end of May....made a right cunt of me.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on March 04, 2020, 03:16:12 pm
https://www.rte.ie/news/newslens/2020/0304/1120195-handshakes/ (https://www.rte.ie/news/newslens/2020/0304/1120195-handshakes/)

Isolation and masterbation is bein actively encouraged now ...
Welcome to the asylum
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on March 24, 2020, 05:28:41 pm
Interesting to read back over this tread and note the Dates seems once again Taxi drivers were aware of what was happening before the Government .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: The Liffey Lip on March 24, 2020, 05:42:39 pm
Up Wickla.
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on March 24, 2020, 05:57:59 pm
Up Wickla.

Will they get a walk over...Sallys Gap!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on June 08, 2020, 09:27:22 am
just looking at the first post January the 20th .Seems like this forum were miles ahead of world leaders in recognizing the Feever .So are we smarter than Trump and Boris or are they just a pair of dumb cunts .Is there more common sense on the ranks or in Parliament .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on June 08, 2020, 10:22:30 am
Looking at the first post...i see the first paragraph was written by yourself and the rest was copy and pasted from an article with no link attached....you'd swear you picked up the story in Wuhan yourself.

LL clearly hasn't left his bunker yet!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: john m on June 08, 2020, 10:32:22 am
Yeh I miss her not posting .But seriously there is more sense typed on here than in most newspapers .I would like to see Dollymount on the telly box every evening with Doctor Death giving out the numbers than the Early School leaver and his quiff telling us todays Lie .I can see it now Dollymount giving out the average fares covered by a taxi driver per shift as a guide to the real rate of economic recovery .Bryan Dobson then asking him do those figures include dispatchers .That would be worth the TV licence fee just to watch him explode on Dobbo .
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on June 08, 2020, 10:50:56 am
Maybe they could get horse to incorporate the deaths on his RIP'd RIP thread!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Octavia1 on June 08, 2020, 11:01:52 am
Yeh I miss her not posting .But seriously there is more sense typed on here than in most newspapers .I would like to see Dollymount on the telly box every evening with Doctor Death giving out the numbers than the Early School leaver and his quiff telling us todays Lie .I can see it now Dollymount giving out the average fares covered by a taxi driver per shift as a guide to the real rate of economic recovery .Bryan Dobson then asking him do those figures include dispatchers .That would be worth the TV licence fee just to watch him explode on Dobbo .
I was already cocooning in January before yu even wrote that ...
Title: Re: Swine Flu again,Again
Post by: Shallowhal on June 08, 2020, 11:23:03 am
With the love of your life,oul wan with the telly across the hall....or the ex?