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Title: Get There Your Way
Post by: Rat Catcher on September 10, 2020, 10:13:09 pm
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Title: Re: Get There Your Way
Post by: stonethecrows on September 10, 2020, 10:17:48 pm
Nice tits on the burd
Title: Re: Get There Your Way
Post by: Jonno on September 10, 2020, 10:24:16 pm
Nice tits on the burd
Black cabs an a blackbird? Seems a bit racist to me.

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Title: Re: Get There Your Way
Post by: stonethecrows on September 10, 2020, 10:25:47 pm
C'mere Jonno , have a Q for you :

Do you think deaf girls Masturbate with one hand so they can moan with the other one ?
Title: Re: Get There Your Way
Post by: john m on September 10, 2020, 10:27:38 pm
C'mere Jonno , have a Q for you :

Do you think deaf girls Masturbate with one hand so they can moan with the other one ?

Why would a deaf girl not moan is she dumb as well?
Title: Re: Get There Your Way
Post by: Rat Catcher on September 10, 2020, 10:29:49 pm
Why do they say "finally" black cabs and private hire on one app... Hail0 tried that years ago, the cabbies got all upset and fucked the virtual radio through their virtual window.
Title: Re: Get There Your Way
Post by: stonethecrows on September 10, 2020, 10:32:58 pm
C'mere Jonno , have a Q for you :

Do you think deaf girls Masturbate with one hand so they can moan with the other one ?

Why would a deaf girl not moan is she dumb as well?
Deaf girls use Sign Language because they cant hear, so I would imagine she be used to not moaning as in voice mode
Title: Re: Get There Your Way
Post by: Jonno on September 10, 2020, 10:49:44 pm
C'mere Jonno , have a Q for you :

Do you think deaf girls Masturbate with one hand so they can moan with the other one ?
Blind fellow shopping in Dunnes picks his dog up and starts swinging him round over his head by the lead. Manager asks what's he doing. "I'm just having a look around" sezee.

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Title: Re: Get There Your Way
Post by: Jonno on September 10, 2020, 10:59:16 pm
C'mere Jonno , have a Q for you :

Do you think deaf girls Masturbate with one hand so they can moan with the other one ?

Why would a deaf girl not moan is she dumb as well?
Some smart arse on the interweb put this up...(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200910/bfd57348eaca32eca3eb70a1d2b151b6.jpg)

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Title: Re: Get There Your Way
Post by: watty on September 11, 2020, 09:32:59 am
]Some smart arse on the interweb put this up...

Yeah, you on this site!  :P
Title: Re: Get There Your Way
Post by: Jonno on September 11, 2020, 10:03:38 am
]Some smart arse on the interweb put this up...

Yeah, you on this site!  [emoji14]
[emoji36] nope

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Title: Re: Get There Your Way
Post by: Belker on September 14, 2020, 09:03:14 am
C'mere Jonno , have a Q for you :

Do you think deaf girls Masturbate with one hand so they can moan with the other one ?
rofl rofl rofl
Title: Re: Get There Your Way
Post by: Octavia1 on September 14, 2020, 09:48:24 am
Wheres the shelbourne bleedin statues?   >:(
Title: Re: Get There Your Way
Post by: mercenary for hire on September 14, 2020, 10:02:42 am
I think I read that they're outside or inside Harry Crosbies missus cafe somewhere Octy.
Title: Re: Get There Your Way
Post by: Octavia1 on September 14, 2020, 10:44:40 am
I think I read that they're outside or inside Harry Crosbies missus cafe somewhere Octy.
Every advertisement now on the telly is a white bloke an a black owlone pushing a brown baby round a supermarket....or a if they really want to up  the ante an push the envelope ....a black bloke an a white owlone an a  black baby sittin in the pram wunderin wer it's real mother is .....yu can always tell the baby is lookin at them sayin to themselves...." who are them cnuts ? Were me ma "
Adds  wit black blokes shavin.....have yu noticed?  All adds on the owlones telly for shavin are big black blokes stripped to ther knickers  so yu can see the skin colour shoved rite into yur face ya big racist bastard ..........every fukin add is a darkly....its like living in fuking Nigeria.....
" Oh wee use darkies cause we not racist an we all inclusive "
Wat a load of fukin horse shite .......thank fuk I dont have a telly
Title: Re: Get There Your Way
Post by: Octavia1 on September 14, 2020, 10:50:38 am
Yu know the way this fuked up world is going ....in a cople of yers ......adds for lidl will be some black transsexual wearing a dress wearing a hijab  in a wheelchair with a horse he fukin married pushing the shopping trolly an a fuking donkey in a nappy sittin in it wit a " I love greta "sign round its neck
Title: Re: Get There Your Way
Post by: Tony on September 14, 2020, 10:59:19 am
Yu know the way this fuked up world is going ....in a cople of yers ......adds for lidl will be some black transsexual wearing a dress wearing a hijab  in a wheelchair with a horse he fukin married pushing the shopping trolly an a fuking donkey in a nappy sittin in it wit a " I love greta "sign round its neck

Laffin me bollix off
Title: Re: Get There Your Way
Post by: Tony on September 14, 2020, 11:01:40 am
I think I read that they're outside or inside Harry Crosbies missus cafe somewhere Octy.
Every advertisement now on the telly is a white bloke an a black owlone pushing a brown baby round a supermarket....or a if they really want to up  the ante an push the envelope ....a black bloke an a white owlone an a  black baby sittin in the pram wunderin wer it's real mother is .....yu can always tell the baby is lookin at them sayin to themselves...." who are them cnuts ? Were me ma "
Adds  wit black blokes shavin.....have yu noticed?  All adds on the owlones telly for shavin are big black blokes stripped to ther knickers  so yu can see the skin colour shoved rite into yur face ya big racist bastard ..........every fukin add is a darkly....its like living in fuking Nigeria.....
" Oh wee use darkies cause we not racist an we all inclusive "
Wat a load of fukin horse shite .......thank fuk I dont have a telly

I said the very same thing a few weeks ago, its discrimination against us normal people, next they will have pikies advertising for garda or army recruitment.
Title: Re: Get There Your Way
Post by: Octavia1 on September 14, 2020, 11:24:52 am
I think I read that they're outside or inside Harry Crosbies missus cafe somewhere Octy.
Every advertisement now on the telly is a white bloke an a black owlone pushing a brown baby round a supermarket....or a if they really want to up  the ante an push the envelope ....a black bloke an a white owlone an a  black baby sittin in the pram wunderin wer it's real mother is .....yu can always tell the baby is lookin at them sayin to themselves...." who are them cnuts ? Were me ma "
Adds  wit black blokes shavin.....have yu noticed?  All adds on the owlones telly for shavin are big black blokes stripped to ther knickers  so yu can see the skin colour shoved rite into yur face ya big racist bastard ..........every fukin add is a darkly....its like living in fuking Nigeria.....
" Oh wee use darkies cause we not racist an we all inclusive "
Wat a load of fukin horse shite .......thank fuk I dont have a telly

I said the very same thing a few weeks ago, its discrimination against us normal people, next they will have pikies advertising for garda or army recruitment.

That's another ting that's annoyin me tony  ....yu know these self appointed covid fukin police you meet in the supermarket....
They look at you like you are a leper ....an they makin tut tut noises an giving yu dagger eyes if yur within 20 feet of them..." yur suppose to social distance 2 meters  " yu can hear them mutter at everyone .....an yur afraid of yur shite to pick up something because the cunts are watching yur every move .....wen yu touch sometin on a shelf yur totally committed to puttin it in the basket or yull get some fuking diabetic morbidly obese cunt with underlying issues giving out fuk to you about handling the goods an spreading the flu ....all of a sudden these cunts who have been stuffing ther face with cream cakes and putting  shite into ther trolly  all ther lives have become  epidemiological experts dictating to the rest of us how to conduct ourselves in a supermarket .......