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Public Area => Taxi Talk => Topic started by: Belker on January 06, 2019, 07:45:16 am

Title: Irish Ballads.
Post by: Belker on January 06, 2019, 07:45:16 am
I think this Cailin beag deas did herself proud here;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oFQ76ctfS0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oFQ76ctfS0)
Title: Re: Irish Ballads.
Post by: Octavia1 on January 06, 2019, 08:11:56 am
STAY the fuk away from Irish birds ken ....... Ffs......
Im going jap or Thai  next time....... Fuk that
Title: Re: Irish Ballads.
Post by: Belker on January 06, 2019, 08:18:29 am
I am well aware Octy, all the decent Ones are snapped up by aged 25, anything after that is either Left-overs or a Cast-off.
Title: Re: Irish Ballads.
Post by: Shallowhal on January 06, 2019, 01:32:12 pm
I am well aware Octy, all the decent Ones are snapped up by aged 25, anything after that is either Left-overs or a Cast-off.

Just showed me missus your post Ken....she was 25 when i "took her off the shelf"
Title: Re: Irish Ballads.
Post by: dalymount on January 06, 2019, 02:19:16 pm
She has some stamina that girl,we usedto do the rocky road to Dublin,but it wasnt as much effort as that
Title: Re: Irish Ballads.
Post by: Tony on January 06, 2019, 02:37:15 pm
I am well aware Octy, all the decent Ones are snapped up by aged 25, anything after that is either Left-overs or a Cast-off.

Just showed me missus your post Ken....she was 25 when i "took her off the shelf"

Fuck sakes hal I was 5 years married by the time I hit 25, although we are together since we were 15... Or 14 I can't remember
Title: Re: Irish Ballads.
Post by: Shallowhal on January 06, 2019, 02:40:03 pm
I am well aware Octy, all the decent Ones are snapped up by aged 25, anything after that is either Left-overs or a Cast-off.

Just showed me missus your post Ken....she was 25 when i "took her off the shelf"

Fuck sakes hal I was 5 years married by the time I hit 25, although we are together since we were 15... Or 14 I can't remember

https://youtu.be/llia7gdJd40
Title: Re: Irish Ballads.
Post by: silverbullet on January 06, 2019, 03:32:20 pm
I am well aware Octy, all the decent Ones are snapped up by aged 25, anything after that is either Left-overs or a Cast-off.

Just showed me missus your post Ken....she was 25 when i "took her off the shelf"

Fuck sakes hal I was 5 years married by the time I hit 25, although we are together since we were 15... Or 14 I can't remember

https://youtu.be/llia7gdJd40
rofl
Title: Re: Irish Ballads.
Post by: silverbullet on January 06, 2019, 03:35:30 pm
Irish woman taught to drink by her Da:

https://youtu.be/gfIhz7DiiuM rofl
Title: Re: Irish Ballads.
Post by: Shallowhal on January 06, 2019, 03:45:53 pm
Irish woman taught to drink by her Da:

https://youtu.be/gfIhz7DiiuM rofl

Laffin.....the song was very apt aswell!!
Title: Re: Irish Ballads.
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 07, 2019, 08:29:37 am
Irish men are no great catches themselves...........obese, poor hygiene and fond of being victims of their mammies.
Title: Re: Irish Ballads.
Post by: john m on January 07, 2019, 09:45:59 am
Irish men are no great catches themselves...........obese, poor hygiene and fond of being victims of their mammies.

Speaking for yourself Lip .I once charmed the reverend mother out of the archbishops bed and into mine .
Title: Re: Irish Ballads.
Post by: Shallowhal on January 07, 2019, 10:19:25 am
Nice Christmas LL?
Title: Re: Irish Ballads.
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 08, 2019, 07:16:38 am
Every day away from the land of Ire is a plus for me, Hal. Christmas is for fellas like yerself with kids and those who let on they're happy etc.
Title: Re: Irish Ballads.
Post by: Octavia1 on January 08, 2019, 11:45:47 am
They went, the Ghost and Scrooge, across the hall, to a door at the back of the house. It opened before them, and disclosed a long, bare, melancholy room, made barer still by lines of plain deal forms and desks. At one of these a lonely boy was reading near a feeble fire; and Scrooge sat down upon a form, and wept to see his poor forgotten self as he used to be.
Title: Re: Irish Ballads.
Post by: Shallowhal on January 08, 2019, 11:49:51 am
Christmas is for fellas like yerself with kids and those who let on they're happy etc.

Very good.....
Title: Re: Irish Ballads.
Post by: The Liffey Lip on January 08, 2019, 11:52:43 am
Over now, Octy........A tale of 2 pities most of it............those who lie to themselves and those who lament the lies they told before it all went tits up.

Thank fuck I'm Jewish.........
Title: Re: Irish Ballads.
Post by: Octavia1 on January 08, 2019, 12:17:52 pm
I see now in saudi rapeya that the women have to be told they are divorced at least by text.... They used to come home and the suitcase be on the lawn..... Well maybe not a lawn cause it's a fukin dry desert kip.... But anyway the locks changed an the new burd gettin jockied in her former slumber apparatus and the Indian nanny
Drivin them to a Saturday afternoon beheading wit packets of popcorn and candy floss.....
Poor cnuts
Title: Re: Irish Ballads.
Post by: Octavia1 on January 08, 2019, 12:39:13 pm
I see now in saudi rapeya that the women have to be told they are divorced at least by text.... They used to come home and the suitcase be on the lawn..... Well maybe not a lawn cause it's a fukin dry desert kip.... But anyway the locks changed an the new burd gettin jockied in her former slumber apparatus and the Indian nanny
Drivin the kids to a Saturday afternoon beheading wit packets of popcorn and candy floss.....
Poor cnuts
Title: Re: Irish Ballads.
Post by: Cool Boola on January 12, 2019, 10:25:21 pm
Like....what are you saying??
Title: Re: Irish Ballads.
Post by: Octavia1 on January 13, 2019, 01:14:27 am
Like....what are you saying??
If I knew Wat I was saying......
Ide probably shut up coolant