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Title: OK who was it?
Post by: Tony on February 08, 2019, 02:07:36 PM
https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/taxi-driver-walks-into-lotto-hq-to-check-tickets-and-leaves-as-irelands-newest-millionaire-37795902.html (https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/taxi-driver-walks-into-lotto-hq-to-check-tickets-and-leaves-as-irelands-newest-millionaire-37795902.html)
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on February 08, 2019, 02:08:17 PM
ah for fuck's sake.
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Shallowhal on February 08, 2019, 02:09:45 PM
One less.....

...ah no...he went straight back to work......fukin seriously!!
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 08, 2019, 02:15:56 PM
Immigrant?
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Tony on February 08, 2019, 02:24:58 PM
Looks like I'm going to whest Cork later this year.

https://theballycottonbigfish.com/
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Octavia1 on February 08, 2019, 02:38:27 PM
He went straight back to work.....
Now there's a smart cnut....
Not often yu see a smart taxi driver... They're like sharks teeth
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: whoslast on February 08, 2019, 02:53:46 PM
“Straight back to work” ......who is he so I can kick him in the bollox
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 08, 2019, 03:20:40 PM
Fuckin' lotto millionaire scum taking the food out of the mouths of the childers of the part time scum who are taking the food out of the mouths of the childers of the full time immigrant amateur scum who are taking the food out of the mouths of the childers of full time white Irish professional drivers... anall...
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 08, 2019, 03:21:22 PM
There's lads out there with mattresses full of cash out clogging ranks.Plenty of older blokes with no mortgages can't sit still or stay home because they married an oul bag.These blokes paid off their gaffs after deregulation.It's an illness.Thier families will be very happy when they're gone.Well financially speaking.Same goes for tradesmen.Bet ya the prick is an ambassador too..
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 08, 2019, 03:23:43 PM
Fuckin' mattress filling scum taking the food out of the mouths of the childers of the fuckin' lotto millionaire scum who are taking the food out of the mouths of the childers of the part time scum who are taking the food out of the mouths of the childers of the full time immigrant amateur scum who are taking the food out of the mouths of the childers of full time white Irish professional drivers... anall...
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: dalymount on February 08, 2019, 03:30:32 PM
Talking of matteresses id say matteres mick has plenty stashed in his matteress,and he is ALSO a fukking taxi driver
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 08, 2019, 03:32:58 PM
Fuckin' double jobbing scum taking the food out of the mouths of the childers of the fuckin' mattress filling scum who are taking the food out of the mouths of the childers of the fuckin' lotto millionaire scum who are taking the food out of the mouths of the childers of the part time scum who are taking the food out of the mouths of the childers of the full time immigrant amateur scum who are taking the food out of the mouths of the childers of full time white Irish professional drivers... anall...
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: dalymount on February 08, 2019, 03:34:40 PM
Its fukkin terrible rat,terrible is to small a word
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 08, 2019, 03:38:34 PM
Don't get me started about the fuckin' "limousine" driving scum or the fuckin' hackney driving scum or the fuckin' pensioner scum or....
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on February 08, 2019, 03:44:46 PM
mattress mick does'nt work his taxi.
it's a bus lane job all the way.
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Shallowhal on February 08, 2019, 03:46:07 PM
If i win the euromillions tonight....i'll be conspicuous by my absence from here tomorrow....and forever....i'll post here every now and then to inform you of how wealthy i am and with all the celebs i've been hangin out with....and call youse cunts anall.
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 08, 2019, 03:48:11 PM
There's a keshie who used to rank up around town during the bad years and he was always robbing off the back of the rank and causing arguments.Everyone knows him and he's a grumpy culchie cunt, not many like him at all.One day I see him coming out of one of them expensive menswear places on Dawson street and he has loadsa bags of new gear.I says hello and he tells me"it's fukking shite out there....then goes on to tell me there's no point keeping it all the cash in shoeboxes'.I was scraping by back then.If I had shoeboxes full of cash I'd be at home in front of the fire.Then he jumps back in the parked taxi and pulls on to the rank, kinda gave me an insight into the way these lads think.This was back when you needed to do 11/12 hours to take in a ton.He drives a new Prius now but the hungry jew is still on the road every day.I'd kill myself if I had his life.Don't think I ever saw him smiling once.
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 08, 2019, 03:55:42 PM
About Mattress Micheal I picked him up a few years ago...seems like a nice fella but looks a bit homeless.He says he enjoys driving the cab now and again.
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Octavia1 on February 08, 2019, 03:59:49 PM
70% of lotto scum lose their money within 5 years... The other half done their maths
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: mercenary for hire on February 08, 2019, 04:05:19 PM
If ya done yer maths you'd never do the lotto!.Still it would be nice.
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Jack Meoff on February 08, 2019, 04:25:31 PM
Money should be taken back off him.
FFS going back to work
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 08, 2019, 05:19:29 PM
....i'll post here every now and then to inform you of how wealthy i am and with all the celebs i've been hangin out with....and call youse cunts anall.

So you won't change a thing!
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Shallowhal on February 08, 2019, 05:39:40 PM
....i'll post here every now and then to inform you of how wealthy i am and with all the celebs i've been hangin out with....and call youse cunts anall.

So you won't change a thing!

Pretty much....fukin loaded since the missus started back fulltime.
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: dalymount on February 08, 2019, 05:59:22 PM
I disagree with ya there,I have actually seen him picking up.plus he has a load of taxis rented out.you will see him in the permo on any Monday morning banking his weekend takings
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Shallowhal on February 08, 2019, 06:26:35 PM
Stop following me Dalyer!! lol
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: silverbullet on February 08, 2019, 06:39:13 PM
Talking of matteresses id say matteres mick has plenty stashed in his matteress,and he is ALSO a fukking taxi driver
Pissy Mattress Mick rents loads taxis.
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: silverbullet on February 08, 2019, 06:40:14 PM
mattress mick does'nt work his taxi.
it's a bus lane job all the way.
A bus lane from Dollymount Park?
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on February 10, 2019, 04:16:49 AM
in general.
he has a few shops that he has to nip in between. handy if you can use the bus lanes.
it must be a nightmare renting out 30 cars though.
like being a parole officer for 30 seasoned crooks.
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: dalymount on February 10, 2019, 04:21:38 AM
Yeah I heard he has,about 30,I also heard he is up to his bollox with the clontarf credit union
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Belker on February 10, 2019, 09:54:41 AM
Looks like I'm going to whest Cork later this year.

https://theballycottonbigfish.com/
Fer 250,000 I will get a Great White on the end of your line in Cork !  lol
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Shallowhal on February 10, 2019, 12:35:44 PM
Looks like I'm going to whest Cork later this year.

https://theballycottonbigfish.com/
Fer 250,000 I will get a Great White on the end of your line in Cork !  lol

Great white and line...very good Ken.
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Belker on February 11, 2019, 12:56:49 PM
I heard the makers of the world wide 'Grand Theft Auto' computer game were sent off to do research on their project in real world situations, like Louth !
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Shallowhal on February 11, 2019, 02:17:06 PM
I heard the makers of the world wide 'Grand Theft Auto' computer game were sent off to do research on their project in real world situations, like Louth !

Darndale isn't in Louth!!
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Rat Catcher on February 11, 2019, 03:19:37 PM
The Public Order Unit was in Darndale last night...
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: silverbullet on February 11, 2019, 04:14:02 PM
The Public Order Unit was in Darndale last night...
What did they order, Dominoes?
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: Shallowhal on February 11, 2019, 05:25:36 PM
The Public Order Unit was in Darndale last night...
What did they order, Dominoes?

You're only getting Four Stars for that effort.....although it's Apache country around there!!
Title: Re: OK who was it?
Post by: silverbullet on February 11, 2019, 06:24:20 PM
The Public Order Unit was in Darndale last night...
What did they order, Dominoes?

You're only getting Four Stars for that effort.....although it's Apache country around there!!
As Ken might say it was Mix only effort!