big brendans funeral

[john m]

1oc this afternoon in Francis Street Thomas Street and Coombe traffic will be bad after the service .

[stonethecrows]

I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over

[mercenary for hire]

Francis street has been closed for hours.

[silverbullet]

I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over

The traffic is a joke!
Nice one Brendan.

[silverbullet]

I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over

I like his joke:
Guy walking down the centre of town and notices a woman lying in the side of the road.
He asks her is she OK?
Yes, she said.
My husband and I  were walking down the street and noticed a free parking space, so he told me to lie down while he went home to get the car!!

[stonethecrows]

Teacher asks Brendan "Who was the 1st Woman on earth"

Brendan says "Give us a Clue"

Teacher says "Apple"

Brendan Says " Ah yes I know now it was Granny Smith"

[stonethecrows]

And another gud one

Brendan goes into the Chinese Take-Away and asks for a Beef Curry with No Onions and a Onion curry with no beef.

Chinese behind the counter says we don't do Onion Curry with no beef.

Brendan says "You did last week "

[dalymount]

The Brendan joke I like most is,
Im half Irish,and half scottish.
One half of me would like a drink ,but the other half of me doesn't want to pay for it