“Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.”
— Tommy Cooper
"Later tonight we have a programme where during the day she fights crime with the Department of Justice, at night she sings hits from the music halls,
Yes, it's TARA RABOOM, D.A.!!
