Bromance Under Stress?

[Rat Catcher]

I see President Trump has vowed to fuck poofs and transgenders out of US schools and the US army... including Musk's eugenically bred kids - while bopping along to YMCA!

[Octavia1]

I see President Trump has vowed to fuck poofs and transgenders out of US schools and the US army... including Musk's eugenically bred kids - while bopping along to YMCA!

I spotted this male bird today
( see below ) at the bottom ...



... interestin fact I just foundout doin sum ornytogicaly
Research .... did you know that the common garden blackbird is in rapid decline  in ireland cause of an African virus that arrived here sane time as the
Chinese ape flu ......
Here's another interestin fact .... female
Blackbirds ( ther brown not black ) prefer
Male blackbirds wit dark orange beaks than paler  ones that go on a spectrum  to yellow ... the reason bean they sing better
An are much better father's an good in a scrap wit magpies an cats an stuff ...
Bit like human apes who are nerds or  wear glasses can't get ther hole .... I taut this was very interestin ... apparently now ther scarce an the female blackbirds are
Havin it off wit anything ...
This mornin a blackbird arrived in me ma's
Garden wit his bird an he had a beak as orange as Donald trumps face....an sure enough he sounded like Pavarotti
Yu probably noticed ya don't hear them anymore so if yu want them back put an apple out in the garden for them or a pear ... or a pear of apples even better .... they also like cherries  an dried oats ....
One more point while I'm at it ..... the magpies ( immigrants from China  )
Are the arch enemy of the blackbird cause they eat ther kiddies .....
Now get this one .... a magpie can remember yur face for 5 years ...... so if yu see a magpie in yur garden  run out an say " boo" .... an he won't come back therfore the blackbirds have a better chance of not bein childless an therfore yu get to enjoy them singing in the mornin ...... now....any questions?

[Rat Catcher]

They tend not to come back if they see the cat's face... if he's on form they're brown bin fodder!

[watty]

 ...... now....any questions?

Most placental mammals including humans have XY chromosomes and the male chromosome determines the sex of the offspring.  But birds have ZW chromosomes and it's the mother's chromosome that determines the offspring's sex.  Why is this?  Why did God make things so complicated?

[Octavia1]

 ...... now....any questions?

Most placental mammals including humans have XY chromosomes and the male chromosome determines the sex of the offspring.  But birds have ZW chromosomes and it's the mother's chromosome that determines the offspring's sex.  Why is this?  Why did God make things so complicated?

I was watchin David Attenboroughs on the telly over Christmas ( ther was nuttin else on )  an male  penguins have an egg  incubation
Pouch bit like a kangaroo.... so that ther mot can go fishing an take a break from standing in the cold doin nuttin all day ......
They must be the most short changed animal on earth if ther is a God.....
Minus 50 an all they do is huddle together for months trying not to die of the cold .... and God gave them wings but they can't fly off to Africa or somewhere warm to get away from the artic kip ..... in fact they hav to walk hundreds of miles with no legs .... they've only feet so they have to waddle ..... tortur in itself  and embarrassing.....
I wonder if we really are incarnated after death an penguins is hell ....
God is a bit of a cunt
 

[taxi1990]

I thought it was a starling at first.

[silverbullet]

I thought it was a starling at first.

+1

Blackbirds are ground feeders. The Blackbird is the first bird song you'll hear in the morning.

Starlings are brilliant mimics. They will feed at bird feeders or on the ground.



Female Blackbird:




Magpies and a cat seeking safety from my Terrier:






A Sparrowhawk having killed a pigeon in my backyard protecting it's meal from other predators:

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

i had some sort of hawk lashing what looked like a pigeon out of it in my driveway a few years ago.
it was going 90 rippin out it's feathers for yonks then it flew away leavin the apparently dead pigeon laying motionless.
after about 10 minutes it miraculously sprung to life and flew away.
i had to curtail religiously cleaning my window in the kitchen. i was using this fancy stuff and buffing it to a shine. bilt hamber traceless. it's used in laboratories to clean and polish glassware.
the window had a mirror finish that mirrored the sky and birds kept clattering in to it and dying.
laying in the scratch and all you hear is THUMP every morning and bird bodies on the deck outside.