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Fact Hunts
« on: October 02, 2025, 04:16:05 pm »
The amount of times I get warning beeps in the car because a punter hasn't put on their belt is phenomenal, not to mention, annoying.

It's mostly drunks who are by and large, Bi-and large.

When they pile in the back of the car they invariably squash the seat clip down into the cushion - or most likely - up the crack of their ample arses.

A recent punter suggested these to solve the issue.




https://www.amazon.ie/CZNBZIU-Adapters-Automobile-Universal-Seatbelt/dp/B0DZ6678RJ/ref=asc_df_B0DZ6678RJ?language=en_IE&mcid=5551108442c3378eb1d8dfe5d0ad4722&tag=ieshopgode-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=768995745986&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=4816217825929511364&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9217527&hvtargid=pla-2426824861349&psc=1&language=en_IE&gad_source=1

I'll work tonight and see what the feedback is like.

The guy that suggested them said it might be a good idea to take them out for the NCT or suitability.



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Re: Fact Hunts
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2025, 04:27:11 pm »
Had a few, got them online, quality was poor, broke, or jammed. Is it legal to modify the seat belt anchorage?
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Re: Fact Hunts
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2025, 04:41:54 pm »
Can you not go into the Os and turn off the alerts for the belts .Cunt when Jackamo Zubezeretta on his way home from Ginos Pizzarea puts his belt on then puts a backpack on the seat beside him and the Puter thinks its another body .
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Re: Fact Hunts
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2025, 04:47:29 pm »
i was driven mad when i got my new car with the seatbelt alarms in the back. there is an obd gizmo called carista that you can attach and alter how the car functions and i was able to turn off the belt alarms.
https://carista.com/en

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Re: Fact Hunts
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2025, 05:10:10 pm »
On my BYD the wire into the middle seatbelt receiver just snapped or was pulled out by a passenger.I didn't bother complaining to the dealer as all it did was disable the open seatbelt sensor and beeper.NCT didn't notice it so I left it alone.

I don't recommend cutting the wires unless you're sure they're the same setup as mine but it's possible.

One thing I've noticed is the tourists don't like wearing or being asked to wear seatbelts,especially the Americans.The seem bothered by the idea that it's illegal not ot wear the belts.I just tell them they don't really need them as I haven't crashed in days...they get the message.

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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2025, 06:25:37 pm »
On my BYD the wire into the middle seatbelt receiver just snapped or was pulled out by a passenger.I didn't bother complaining to the dealer as all it did was disable the open seatbelt sensor and beeper.NCT didn't notice it so I left it alone.

I don't recommend cutting the wires unless you're sure they're the same setup as mine but it's possible.

One thing I've noticed is the tourists don't like wearing or being asked to wear seatbelts,especially the Americans.The seem bothered by the idea that it's illegal not ot wear the belts.I just tell them they don't really need them as I haven't crashed in days...they get the message.



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Re: Fact Hunts
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2025, 09:04:16 pm »
The amount of times I get warning beeps in the car because a punter hasn't put on their belt is phenomenal, not to mention, annoying.

It's mostly drunks who are by and large, Bi-and large.

When they pile in the back of the car they invariably squash the seat clip down into the cushion - or most likely - up the crack of their ample arses.

A recent punter suggested these to solve the issue.




https://www.amazon.ie/CZNBZIU-Adapters-Automobile-Universal-Seatbelt/dp/B0DZ6678RJ/ref=asc_df_B0DZ6678RJ?language=en_IE&mcid=5551108442c3378eb1d8dfe5d0ad4722&tag=ieshopgode-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=768995745986&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=4816217825929511364&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9217527&hvtargid=pla-2426824861349&psc=1&language=en_IE&gad_source=1

I'll work tonight and see what the feedback is like.

The guy that suggested them said it might be a good idea to take them out for the NCT or suitability.


Its called newton's first law of motion or sumtin .... let me explain ...
Imagine ya did crash wit these temu bits ... an the american did an impression of superman out the front winda singin Yankee doodle dandy .....yous be done for manslaughter an yur gaff be taken off ya ......look wat happened to burke an all he said was " i will in me bollix say they "

Now imagine you interfere wit the seat belt wire  tingy in the seat behind ya an ya get no warnin that Bradley who was in nam an   who ate  500 thousand big macs in his lifetime an doesnt wear his seat belt cause its for sissies... an ya slam on the breaks at 20 km per hour .... well Bradley is goin rite tru yur back seat an his penis is will go straight up yur arsehole an yur goin be very dead  an yur funeral will be very embarrassing


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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2025, 11:45:57 am »
The amount of times I get warning beeps in the car because a punter hasn't put on their belt is phenomenal, not to mention, annoying.

It's mostly drunks who are by and large, Bi-and large.

When they pile in the back of the car they invariably squash the seat clip down into the cushion - or most likely - up the crack of their ample arses.

A recent punter suggested these to solve the issue.




https://www.amazon.ie/CZNBZIU-Adapters-Automobile-Universal-Seatbelt/dp/B0DZ6678RJ/ref=asc_df_B0DZ6678RJ?language=en_IE&mcid=5551108442c3378eb1d8dfe5d0ad4722&tag=ieshopgode-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=768995745986&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=4816217825929511364&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9217527&hvtargid=pla-2426824861349&psc=1&language=en_IE&gad_source=1

I'll work tonight and see what the feedback is like.

The guy that suggested them said it might be a good idea to take them out for the NCT or suitability.


Its called newton's first law of motion or sumtin .... let me explain ...
Imagine ya did crash wit these temu bits ... an the american did an impression of superman out the front winda singin Yankee doodle dandy .....yous be done for manslaughter an yur gaff be taken off ya ......look wat happened to burke an all he said was " i will in me bollix say they "

Now imagine you interfere wit the seat belt wire  tingy in the seat behind ya an ya get no warnin that Bradley who was in nam an   who ate  500 thousand big macs in his lifetime an doesnt wear his seat belt cause its for sissies... an ya slam on the breaks at 20 km per hour .... well Bradley is goin rite tru yur back seat an his penis is will go straight up yur arsehole an yur goin be very dead  an yur funeral will be very embarrassing


 ::sleep
Do you have a solution to crying c**ts who can't put on a seat belt?

If the lard arse is projected through the windscreen - and I'm in between - being sued is the last of my worries.

Anywaysanall, it worked last night.

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Re: Fact Hunts
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2025, 04:01:20 pm »
The amount of times I get warning beeps in the car because a punter hasn't put on their belt is phenomenal, not to mention, annoying.

It's mostly drunks who are by and large, Bi-and large.

When they pile in the back of the car they invariably squash the seat clip down into the cushion - or most likely - up the crack of their ample arses.

A recent punter suggested these to solve the issue.




https://www.amazon.ie/CZNBZIU-Adapters-Automobile-Universal-Seatbelt/dp/B0DZ6678RJ/ref=asc_df_B0DZ6678RJ?language=en_IE&mcid=5551108442c3378eb1d8dfe5d0ad4722&tag=ieshopgode-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=768995745986&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=4816217825929511364&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9217527&hvtargid=pla-2426824861349&psc=1&language=en_IE&gad_source=1

I'll work tonight and see what the feedback is like.

The guy that suggested them said it might be a good idea to take them out for the NCT or suitability.


Its called newton's first law of motion or sumtin .... let me explain ...
Imagine ya did crash wit these temu bits ... an the american did an impression of superman out the front winda singin Yankee doodle dandy .....yous be done for manslaughter an yur gaff be taken off ya ......look wat happened to burke an all he said was " i will in me bollix say they "

Now imagine you interfere wit the seat belt wire  tingy in the seat behind ya an ya get no warnin that Bradley who was in nam an   who ate  500 thousand big macs in his lifetime an doesnt wear his seat belt cause its for sissies... an ya slam on the breaks at 20 km per hour .... well Bradley is goin rite tru yur back seat an his penis is will go straight up yur arsehole an yur goin be very dead  an yur funeral will be very embarrassing


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Do you have a solution to crying c**ts who can't put on a seat belt?

If the lard arse is projected through the windscreen - and I'm in between - being sued is the last of my worries.

Anywaysanall, it worked last night.

Yea I know wat ya mean bullits ... I get them aswell .... usually women pensioners ..... an at nite wit frunks im sure its worse .. but I wouldn't use them yokes ....  unless they are   from the dealer / manufacturer of yur jammer .... but i highly doubt that ... I know the chance of a head on or hittin a tree or sumtin is very small but 
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« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2025, 03:12:54 pm »
The amount of times I get warning beeps in the car because a punter hasn't put on their belt is phenomenal, not to mention, annoying.

It's mostly drunks who are by and large, Bi-and large.

When they pile in the back of the car they invariably squash the seat clip down into the cushion - or most likely - up the crack of their ample arses.

A recent punter suggested these to solve the issue.




https://www.amazon.ie/CZNBZIU-Adapters-Automobile-Universal-Seatbelt/dp/B0DZ6678RJ/ref=asc_df_B0DZ6678RJ?language=en_IE&mcid=5551108442c3378eb1d8dfe5d0ad4722&tag=ieshopgode-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=768995745986&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=4816217825929511364&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9217527&hvtargid=pla-2426824861349&psc=1&language=en_IE&gad_source=1

I'll work tonight and see what the feedback is like.

The guy that suggested them said it might be a good idea to take them out for the NCT or suitability.


Its called newton's first law of motion or sumtin .... let me explain ...
Imagine ya did crash wit these temu bits ... an the american did an impression of superman out the front winda singin Yankee doodle dandy .....yous be done for manslaughter an yur gaff be taken off ya ......look wat happened to burke an all he said was " i will in me bollix say they "

Now imagine you interfere wit the seat belt wire  tingy in the seat behind ya an ya get no warnin that Bradley who was in nam an   who ate  500 thousand big macs in his lifetime an doesnt wear his seat belt cause its for sissies... an ya slam on the breaks at 20 km per hour .... well Bradley is goin rite tru yur back seat an his penis is will go straight up yur arsehole an yur goin be very dead  an yur funeral will be very embarrassing


 ::sleep
Do you have a solution to crying c**ts who can't put on a seat belt?

If the lard arse is projected through the windscreen - and I'm in between - being sued is the last of my worries.

Anywaysanall, it worked last night.

Yea I know wat ya mean bullits ... I get them aswell .... usually women pensioners ..... an at nite wit frunks im sure its worse .. but I wouldn't use them yokes ....  unless they are   from the dealer / manufacturer of yur jammer .... but i highly doubt that ... I know the chance of a head on or hittin a tree or sumtin is very small but
I'd one clown get into the car, wouldn't put the belt on, and was drinking from a plastic glass. He swore he wouldn't spill it!

So, I told him I'd wait until he finished it...and out the window it went. 8)

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Re: Fact Hunts
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2025, 12:33:13 pm »
If it doesn't pass the NCTS inspection you probably shouldn't use it but if you do and are unfortunate enough to be involved in a RTA yet fortunate enough to be conscious whip them out before the insurance assessors get a butchers at them and destroy any perv cam footage that might have captured them in use.
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

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« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2025, 07:32:41 pm »
If it doesn't pass the NCTS inspection you probably shouldn't use it but if you do and are unfortunate enough to be involved in a RTA yet fortunate enough to be conscious whip them out before the insurance assessors get a butchers at them and destroy any perv cam footage that might have captured them in use.
What's a perv cam, and where can I buy one?

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« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2025, 08:46:50 pm »
Films the inside of the vehicle. Try the internet.
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

 


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