You really are a superhero!!
Naw ! I'm a 'Numpty', I set out to be a Numpty when I turned Fifty,
by firstly obeying the laws of the land and the road
(most of the time),
cooling me jets on the accelerator pedal,
and being twice as picky about whom I would pick up.
And fer my efforts I got this nice letter in the post last week;
to say that I am currently on ZERO penalty points !