I nearly bough a gaff in gippsland 20 yers ago.... I'm so fukin sorry I didn't now.... Bout 50 acres beautiful meadows, rolling hills, the beautiful gurgling song of the Australian magpie, the koalas looking down on ya tellin ya to chill out wit their sleepy eyes... The kookaburra makin a racket... The iguanas hissing at yu... The warmth of the sun and the quench of the local beer as yur sweat dropped from your brow into the glass.... Anyway had the cash in me pocket.. The place was for nuttin.... And as I stepped into the long grass of the most beautiful countryside garden that I was about to sign for..... the estate agent says to me in his best crocodile Dundee accent ... "
Ya wana watch yerself mate.. Seen a tiger snake in that grass yesterday " " bite kill ya in 5 minutes mate"