48 + 50 = 100

[stonethecrows]

48% are male and 50% are female  !!

https://www.msn.com/en-ie/news/coronavirus/coronavirus-14-more-deaths-and-212-new-cases-in-ireland-confirmed/ar-BB121LZ2?li=BBr5KbJ

[Shallowhal]

I bet the Doc is feeling safer and is gonna say he told us so!!

[stonethecrows]

Doctor YES , Mathematician NO

[john m]

I tried to explain this before .Women get pension a year earlier than men .Under the law you can self declare your gender so when im 66 im chenging my gender to get my old age pension a year earlier then ill change back when im an old enough man to claim ..That might explain the 2% .

[stonethecrows]

I tried to explain this before .Women get pension a year earlier than men .Under the law you can self declare your gender so when im 66 im chenging my gender to get my old age pension a year earlier then ill change back when im an old enough man to claim ..That might explain the 2% .

Perfect thanks JM, so your the other 2%

[Rat Catcher]

Gender fluid I think they call it.

[stonethecrows]

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.
The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental.
He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that.
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!"
The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong!
The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."

"Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."

[Cool Boola]

Am I missing something???

[Belker]

Am I missing something???

2% !!

[john m]

Am I missing something???

There is a year in the difference between when women and men can claim old age pension until they even it up If your a Man you can declare under Irish Law that you are a woman now as we recognise gender fluidity and get your old age pension a year earlier then change back when your old enough to be a male claimant .That could explain the "2% it also makes true the old Irish saying .If me Uncle had balls she would be me aunty.

[stonethecrows]

Am I missing something???

There is a year in the difference between when women and men can claim old age pension until they even it up If your a Man you can declare under Irish Law that you are a woman now as we recognise gender fluidity and get your old age pension a year earlier then change back when your old enough to be a male claimant .That could explain the "2% it also makes true the old Irish saying .If me Uncle had balls she would be me aunty.

So can I assume then, if your uncle had a Joe Lanny he'd be your Aunty

[john m]

Am I missing something???

There is a year in the difference between when women and men can claim old age pension until they even it up If your a Man you can declare under Irish Law that you are a woman now as we recognise gender fluidity and get your old age pension a year earlier then change back when your old enough to be a male claimant .That could explain the "2% it also makes true the old Irish saying .If me Uncle had balls she would be me aunty.

So can I assume then, if your uncle had a Joe Lanny he'd be your Aunty

Crow I understand what your getting at .If you give it to John who now calls himself Joan yes you are Gay .I hope this clears up the ambiguity .