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Offline Daily Driver

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The sausage man has a neck like a jockeys......
« on: October 14, 2019, 02:30:22 pm »
Heard the sausage man waffling on the radio about the fare increase. He has a neck like a jockeys backside considering he has turned expurt into a Dublin limo company.
Reminded me that the marriage between them and national is well consumated at this stage. By all accounts the two despatch teams sit in the same building glaring at each other across the desks. If this sounds like fun wait until the forgotten part of the arrangement, the drivers, get proper wind of what is going on. They all got a badly worded letter from both leaders telling them the future was rosier than a fat girls cheeks but no mention to anyone about the juicy work being given wholesale to the limo lads.
Several of the expurt drivers have recently left and joined VIPs in disgust. Not only does the sausage man hand feed the limos but he then tells big porkys when confronted by the base fee paying taxi drivers.
One wonders what he will say when the national drivers notice all the handy work evaporate. After the painful kick in the balls from the loss of the HSE work the last thing they want is a second kick in the rocks.
The dopey limo lads havent even the brains to keep quiet about it while slouching around in T2. Boasting about a €425 morning will only wind up a hard working taxi man (side note to the ginger leprechaun, next time ask the Guineys sales girl if the suit fits before you buy it. you look like a tit).

On a different point anyone looking for 15 mins of entertainment should check out the google reviews for both companies. Put some popcorn in the microwave and sit back for a lesson on how to fck up two companies. Justifies why they needed to merge in the first place.


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Re: The sausage man has a neck like a jockeys......
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2019, 09:42:20 pm »
Well I don't know who the sausage man is, not so I know who the ginger lepracuon is, but anything that fukks up dispatchers in all for. I have no sympathy for taxi drivers who cannot go out and find their own work I have long  argued that these people are not needed in the industry, yet the drivers continue to give them a major say in how things are run

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Re: The sausage man has a neck like a jockeys......
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2019, 08:47:08 pm »
Well I don't know who the sausage man is, not so I know who the ginger lepracuon is, but anything that fukks up dispatchers in all for. I have no sympathy for taxi drivers who cannot go out and find their own work I have long  argued that these people are not needed in the industry, yet the drivers continue to give them a major say in how things are run
Sausage is named after a brand of Irish pigmeat products.
The Ginger Lep shares a name with a popular  RTE TV reporter AFAIK.

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Re: The sausage man has a neck like a jockeys......
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2019, 09:41:37 pm »
Ah Kearns , but I don't know who the ginger but is

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Re: The sausage man has a neck like a jockeys......
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2019, 10:06:23 pm »
If a limo arrived for me,when I booked a taxi that can use bus lanes,Id send him packing.

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Re: The sausage man has a neck like a jockeys......
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2019, 07:22:54 pm »
It seems that all dispatch firms need private hire vehicles to cover taxi fares in the current economic climate. I guess if we are to apportion blame the blame lies with Hail0/mytaxi/Free Now as the first firm to employ clapped out shiteboxes masquerading as limousines to cover it's taxi fares. To be fair to Vinny, his limousines are, at least, suitable for limousine type work.
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

 


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