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Offline Cool Boola

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Re: No Time To Die.
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2020, 03:24:20 am »
Had to get a spoon to shovel out the goo between me toes ..last night...Bits of me falling all over the shower too...Wont  be getting in that for another month or so...
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Offline stonethecrows

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Re: No Time To Die.
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2020, 09:35:32 am »
Naked Husband, looks in the mirror and says to the wife,

"Why do I always get a hard on when I look at myself in the mirror?"

Wife Says,

Because, even your cock thinks your a cnut"
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Re: No Time To Die.
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2020, 10:08:03 am »
Naked Husband, looks in the mirror and says to the wife,

"Why do I always get a hard on when I look at myself in the mirror?"

Wife Says,

Because, even your cock thinks your a cnut"
rofl
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Re: No Time To Die.
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2020, 10:09:36 am »
If this keeps up crow .....weel be seen ya in vicar street  :)
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Re: No Time To Die.
« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2020, 10:38:18 am »
If this keeps up crow .....weel be seen ya in vicar street  :)

I think lizzzy would be happier if Mr Crow was waiting outside.

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Re: No Time To Die.
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2020, 10:44:35 am »
Some good jokes....I tell ya.. rofl
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Re: No Time To Die.
« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2020, 10:12:46 pm »
If this keeps up crow .....weel be seen ya in vicar street  :)

I think lizzzy would be happier if Mr Crow was waiting outside.
Agreed Hal, i'm usually good for the stage after a hape of pints at a Karoke session
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