Shops what sell stuff

[Belker]

Thanks John.....but Ken probably thinks it's something only dem homersexuals use...........

The Poppers have gotten very popular in recent times, especially the Liquid Gold which retails fer 30Euro a bottle and a bottle being the same size as a superglue bottle. It used to be a gay thing because it relaxed the anal muscles, but now it is popular with the hetro's as well because they sniff it and get a decent cocaine high, relaxed muscles and a better longer lasting horn.

Actually revise that, after talking to my confidaunt last night, the Poppers don't get the horn working, it's when you mix the Poppers with Viagra that the high and the horn kicks in.........

Jaysus !  Would ya be bothered ? .....

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

didje know that 90% of men in America have their mickey's circumcised.
is'nt that unbelievable?
I always thought it was a hardline jewish thing because some holy joe in the Bible had it done or something.
totally unnecessarily hacking at a little babby.
when have you ever heard of anybody ever say they need to get the skin on their mickey amputated because they can't wash their bollocks properly.
fuckin brutal stuff.

[john m]

I went to the Garage last night for an essential bottle of Coke and essential smokes I went in his bare feet as me shoes are worn out and I cant buy new ones because shoes are not essential .Anyway back to the story .Where was I ,Oh yeh .Young Nodger from the Flats goes up to the hatch in the Garage gets a few bars of Aero six packets of Monster Munch orders loads of stuff like that then gets up the courage to ask for a packet of Durex ribbed please .The Fella behind the hatch says "Sorry I cant serve you them they are not essential .If you are married then its against the Churches teaching to use them and if your not you should be socially distancing ".Socially Bleeding Distancing shouts Nodger what do ya F^&%$£G mean ."Well sir Leo says we should stay at least 2 meters apart when outside and we should not visit anybody elses house so If I was to sell them to you I would only be encouraging you to break the law .The Fella in the Garage looked at all the Essential sweets and Monster Munch on the counter and asked Nodger if he wanted a bag for that stuff ."Nodger lost it with him" Are you trying to be bleedin funny offering a bag to put me stuff in when you already told me I couldnt have a bag for me stuff.