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Fat Bastard
« on: March 09, 2022, 12:28:26 pm »
I was taking Brunch just now with Big Dommo ,Tommy Two Scars .The one we dont mention and Diabetic Deidre from the Gaffs near the flats .She was saying Unislim will be closing down the School on Thursday evenings because Russia and Ukrain supply 10% of all calories consumed on earth .Looks like we will all be on reduced rations .Ukraine or Russia will burn every field of wheat to stop the other side getting it .Anybody know how to make Gin. Porter prices will soon be about 8 euro a pint .
"Ahfuck

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Re: Fat Bastard
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2022, 12:30:20 pm »
Probably not far off that now up above in Dublin?
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

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Re: Fat Bastard
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2022, 12:35:59 pm »
We will reminiss  about Beef dinners with red wine sauce in the Seaside villa in North Dublin as we drink cabbage soup .Anybody interested in becoming a partner in a second hand rotovator plant a few spuds in the front garden .
"Ahfuck

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Re: Fat Bastard
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2022, 12:43:21 pm »
€10.20  for a Pint and a glass of Guinness in Templebar two weeks ago.At least there's was some live music included.

Same round is about 8.50 in Stoneybatter.Hard to escape getting robbed.I only really like when my business is the one making the easy money.Think I'm turning into a good looking Victor Meldrew with all the moaning..

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Re: Fat Bastard
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2022, 12:48:19 pm »
€10.20  for a Pint and a glass of Guinness in Templebar two weeks ago.At least there's was some live music included.

Same round is about 8.50 in Stoneybatter.Hard to escape getting robbed.I only really like when my business is the one making the easy money.Think I'm turning into a good looking Victor Meldrew with all the moaning..

Good man Merch I have some part worn cardigans you can have it adds to the ambivalent attitude and desperation and believe it or not the ladies like a man in a cardigan reminds them of their grandad .
"Ahfuck

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Re: Fat Bastard
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2022, 12:54:57 pm »
Will William and Martin in Cup it the way you like it increase the price of a mug of tea or coffee to 4 euro .Will Tesco increase the cost of a Ham and Cheese sambo to a fiver .
"Ahfuck

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Re: Fat Bastard
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2022, 04:17:13 pm »
Will William and Martin in Cup it the way you like it increase the price of a mug of tea or coffee to 4 euro .Will Tesco increase the cost of a Ham and Cheese sambo to a fiver .
You could rescue injured war victims and serve food, call your taxi John's HAMbulance!! rofl

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Re: Fat Bastard
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2022, 07:57:42 pm »
Will William and Martin in Cup it the way you like it increase the price of a mug of tea or coffee to 4 euro .Will Tesco increase the cost of a Ham and Cheese sambo to a fiver .
You could rescue injured war victims and serve food, call your taxi John's HAMbulance!! rofl

Cos he's no saint?

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Re: Fat Bastard
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2022, 09:29:58 pm »
.... .Anybody interested in becoming a partner in a second hand rotovator plant a few spuds in the front garden .
The way things are going prob best to plant the spuds in the back garden !

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Re: Fat Bastard
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2022, 10:27:43 pm »
.... .Anybody interested in becoming a partner in a second hand rotovator plant a few spuds in the front garden .
The way things are going prob best to plant the spuds in the back garden !

Im going to keep pigs in the Back and Chickens .
"Ahfuck

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Re: Fat Bastard
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2022, 07:59:51 pm »
Will William and Martin in Cup it the way you like it increase the price of a mug of tea or coffee to 4 euro .Will Tesco increase the cost of a Ham and Cheese sambo to a fiver .
You could rescue injured war victims and serve food, call your taxi John's HAMbulance!! rofl

Cos he's no saint?
Atheist I hear.

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Re: Fat Bastard
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2022, 09:50:00 pm »
More of a hatheist!!

 


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