FREE NOW are hosting an MMA at Croker

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I've nominated my candidate:

Stephen* *******

Through great self-sacrifice above and beyond the call of duty and with steely willpower, Stephen stayed out of his taxi for as long as is humanly possible, living on an absolute pittance during the Covid-19 crisis and beyond.

Never will you hear this phrase said of the hero of the Gold Sofa: Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends by working in his taxi and endangering his family and everyone around him.

People should prostrate themselves before him knowing that they are alive today because Stephen avoided work.

An absolute legend of our time.

[John m]

I think I will nominate Kenneth .
 As the man killing virus marauded through the empty streets of Cork Kenneth foraged for fares .Sacrificing his Covid Coin in exchange for a quest to seek Ambassador status. Kenneth endured silent nights and days as he carried the Free Now banner with pride seeking to transport the needy and desperate with no regard for his own health .Having used basic engineering skills he designed and constructed a screen that separated himself from infecting his customers long before Free Now introduced their version of the Kenoscreen .Later when the deadly virus lifted he  redoubled his effords to gain and hold Gold status even snorkeling through a tidalwave of vomit .If ever there was a man who embraced the work ethic required by Free Now to grow their brand and Profit then Kenneth stands head and shoulders above the average mere mortal that turns the wheel for wages .

Is Mise Le mass .
Sean Mc Craith .timomanni

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I think I will nominate Kenneth .
 As the man killing virus marauded through the empty streets of Cork Kenneth foraged for fares .Sacrificing his Covid Coin in exchange for a quest to seek Ambassador status. Kenneth endured silent nights and days as he carried the Free Now banner with pride seeking to transport the needy and desperate with no regard for his own health .Having used basic engineering skills he designed and constructed a screen that separated himself from infecting his customers long before Free Now introduced their version of the Kenoscreen .Later when the deadly virus lifted he  redoubled his effords to gain and hold Gold status even snorkeling through a tidalwave of vomit .If ever there was a man who embraced the work ethic required by Free Now to grow their brand and Profit then Kenneth stands head and shoulders above the average mere mortal that turns the wheel for wages .

Is Mise Le mass .
Sean Mc Craith .timomanni

A noble entry.

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I wonder will they consider drivers who planned to impregnate a passenger but pulled out at the last second?

[John m]

Seriously he did provide a service when others did not .I will be nominating him .

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I wonder will they consider drivers who planned to impregnate a passenger but pulled out at the last second?

I've ACTUALLY nominated him via the App'.  I'm guessing the people that organised this haven't really thought this out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqKbUj8JCK8

Minister for Transport at the awards ceremony:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU74Lqs9rGE

Some categories

The best-dressed taxi driver...sponsored by JD sports

The best-armed taxi driver...Sponsored by Stanley tools

The best smelling taxi driver...Sponsored obviously by LYNKs

The best FN ambassador taxi driver...sponsored by Ferrero Rocher.

The best shopping centre taxi driver...sponsored by RYANAIR...hostesses.

The best airport taxi driver with the most convictions...Sponsored by John & Johnson baby powder.

The longest route taken by a taxi driver in an electric car...Sponsored by Eveready.

The taxi driver with the most gifts brought into the office...Sponsored jointly by Dunkin' Donuts & APPLE.

[Belker]

Seriously he did provide a service when others did not .I will be nominating him .

I think I'm still kinda in the bad books over that donut stunt from a few years ago !

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Seriously he did provide a service when others did not .I will be nominating him .

I think I'm still kinda in the bad books over that donut stunt from a few years ago !

That's a hole other thread!

[Rat Catcher]

Will they serve the coffee with milk in a posh little jug on the side?

[Malone]

Will they serve the coffee with milk in a posh little jug on the side?

Fucking Germans it’ll be 1 cup of tea and 5 straws the cunts.

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Will they serve the coffee with milk in a posh little jug on the side?

Fucking Germans it’ll be 1 cup of tea and 5 straws the cunts.

The last time they hosted a stadium event:
A staff member pointing out the exits and where the tea & coffee is:

[Shallow Hal]

Not so long ago you could be the best taxi driver and leader of the gang in Ireland if you carried lollipops for the kids!!