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Offline John m

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National tip
« on: April 03, 2025, 12:49:15 pm »
My mate is a taxi driver in Liverpool and he picked these 2 Chinese businessmen men up from Manchester Airport yesterday and drove them to the Crown Plaza at Man Island they got out the taxi and went into the hotel.
When he drove off he noticed they had left a brief case on the back seat.
He opened the case and discovered £60,000 in cash.
Tommy a very religious lad and as honest as the day is long took the case back to the hotel and ask which room the men were in.
Reception rang their room and they came down and could not thank him enough.
They offered him £1,000 which he wouldn’t take but eventually agreed to take  £100.
They said you have been very kind and we are here for the  Grand National…. Put your £100 on these 2 horses and you will win big.
They have gone £15000 ew on both horses. Good Luck everyone
Here are the 2 Horses
4.00 Aintree
天地天地玄黃天地玄黃
天地玄黃天地玄黃
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Re: National tip
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2025, 03:26:27 pm »
Google Translate would probably move Heaven and Earth to translate them into English  ;)
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Re: National tip
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2025, 02:49:38 pm »
Gave it a bit of looking over backed Beauport @25/1 and Hitman @66/1 rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Re: National tip
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2025, 09:39:58 am »
Unlucky... assuming they both lost?
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